She... took her kids into Victoria Secret's... A place where there this literally a black leather bra in the background of her photo...
And she's complaining that her kid is asking about boobs. Really? Lady, there's a poster of a woman wearing bikini underwear in the background. There's a thong in the background. There's a freaking black leather thong in the background.
On extreme zoom in I can see it's lace giving the appearance of that amazing pleather shine we love. Understandable error though, and material aside I'd say their point stands.
I don't think the issue here was the 7yo discovering nipples, given he asked why they were staring I'd assume he already knew about them- however, a 7yo child with a question will Not stop asking, and will often find other questions in the same line of thought
Which imo at least is just an awkward situation to have in public?
...is she 12? I'm pretty sure most people past the age of like 14 can go into Victoria secret without being all puritan and embarrassed by gasp boobs and lingerie. Hell I'm 22 and still a little uncomfortable in there as a guy but I can deal with it and go in to get my girlfriend a present yk like an adult. Also googly eyed boobies are hilarious respect to whoever did that.
Sizes rarely are the same from brand to brand so never feel embarrassed by that. Been with my wife for 16 years and she always try’s things on even if it’s the same brand, color and style she bought previously.
The employees can do measurements for bras, although they aren't always trained super well. But you can look up the way to measure yourself and probably ask to borrow a tape measure.
I’m a dork & love googly eyes. I have them on my roomba, paper shredder, garage fridge & trees in my yard. I’d crack the fuck up if I saw them on a mannequin. I’ve never seen that personally . This post doesn’t make me feel bad for her our her funny little kid, it’s giving ideas.
Honestly it’s baffling to me that she left the store a bad review for something that another customer probably did. Instead of posting this review, she should have simply let an employee know or just ignored it.
The entitlement screams "I took my kids to Pride and they saw Leather Daddy's and clutches pearls gay people kissing!!!!!!! How daaaaaaaare youuuuuuu!"
Why are Americans so afraid of nipples ?
On fb you can post someone getting their head chopped off with a chainsaw , but dare to show a nipple and it's a 30 day ban
Please. There is no way a 7year old never saw googly eyes. I doubt he asked why the nipples were staring at him. Even if he did, make a joke about it and move on. She got so embarrassed she had to leave? She should have been embarrassed to even bring children in.
What kind of nut takes her kids into a Victoria’s Secret and then complains her son saw nipples.
And you felt the need to disclose his age and disliking for undergarments but not include context that would otherwise make your original comment more sensible sounding?
You included his age as if that's a more pertinent fact about him somehow.
She... took her kids into Victoria Secret's... A place where there this literally a black leather bra in the background of her photo...
And she's complaining that her kid is asking about boobs. Really? Lady, there's a poster of a woman wearing bikini underwear in the background. There's a thong in the background. There's a freaking black leather thong in the background.
Like... c'mon now.
Exactly. It's a lingerie store, what'd they expect lmao
Yea the store is literally boobies!
Lawn-Jerry
There is no leather bra anywhere in that photo.
“So embarrassed!!” 😭😭😭
That’s not a leather bra but I agree with you overall.
Background on the far right of the photo, though tbf that's probably not actual leather.
It’s some shiny fabric, like fake satin. It’s not leather or even fake leather.
On extreme zoom in I can see it's lace giving the appearance of that amazing pleather shine we love. Understandable error though, and material aside I'd say their point stands.
Imagine failing so much at 1.1 parenthood you want to outlaw anything that makes your child ask questions
*yeah yeah yeah not all obviously
Came here to say this.
You beat me to it!
Holy shit lol, is that the new Showgirls collection??
I don't think the issue here was the 7yo discovering nipples, given he asked why they were staring I'd assume he already knew about them- however, a 7yo child with a question will Not stop asking, and will often find other questions in the same line of thought
Which imo at least is just an awkward situation to have in public?
The hills have eyes comment has me rolling!
You're not the only one! The kid's damn clever
He had to develop a great sense of humor with that mom.
...is she 12? I'm pretty sure most people past the age of like 14 can go into Victoria secret without being all puritan and embarrassed by gasp boobs and lingerie. Hell I'm 22 and still a little uncomfortable in there as a guy but I can deal with it and go in to get my girlfriend a present yk like an adult. Also googly eyed boobies are hilarious respect to whoever did that.
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Sizes rarely are the same from brand to brand so never feel embarrassed by that. Been with my wife for 16 years and she always try’s things on even if it’s the same brand, color and style she bought previously.
Have your wife try the r/abrathatfits calculator. Also UK brands have more consistent sizing than US brands!
The employees can do measurements for bras, although they aren't always trained super well. But you can look up the way to measure yourself and probably ask to borrow a tape measure.
I get uncomfortable in Victoria’s Secret after I nut.
“I didn’t choose to have my children see that, they were only supposed to see the leather thongs!!!” 🥴
You got the crotchless thongs in the way back but worried about staring nipples.
Yuppp. The leather thongs are fine but a pair of googley eyes is too far
Lady, your kid referred to breasts as hills. The problem starts at home.
“The hills are alive…”🎶🎵
”With the Sound of Music…”
I’m a dork & love googly eyes. I have them on my roomba, paper shredder, garage fridge & trees in my yard. I’d crack the fuck up if I saw them on a mannequin. I’ve never seen that personally . This post doesn’t make me feel bad for her our her funny little kid, it’s giving ideas.
i wish you the breast of luck googly-eyeing the nips of mannequins in your nearby department stores o7
Be sure to keep us abreast of any updates.
Honestly it’s baffling to me that she left the store a bad review for something that another customer probably did. Instead of posting this review, she should have simply let an employee know or just ignored it.
The entitlement screams "I took my kids to Pride and they saw Leather Daddy's and clutches pearls gay people kissing!!!!!!! How daaaaaaaare youuuuuuu!"
"Oh No, Mr.Bill!"....I have no clue why that came to mind, but it seems appropriate.
Why are Americans so afraid of nipples ? On fb you can post someone getting their head chopped off with a chainsaw , but dare to show a nipple and it's a 30 day ban
You gotta pay for the girl nipples.
Those kids are going to grow up so naive and misinformed. I hope none are taken advantage of because their mother didn't teach them anything.
Which is it, lady?
I question why she let her kid watch “the hills have eyes”? … I think that’s more scarring then covered nipples
A lot of people actually haven’t, the title is just a funny reference to make in certain contexts.
"Somebody just glued the googly eyes to the mannequin's nipples as a joke."
Here. Solved the OOP's parenting conundrum
That reviewer totally put those eyes there then left the review because of the amazing “hills have eyes” joke. I respect the play.
Hilarious
that teen is really funny lol, idk why she got mad at her kids being in the store (whom she brought in)
Wow I didn’t even know the word nipple at the age of 7
“Offensive”? The source you probably fed him from?
you’re gonna go in the boobie store and take your children in, to the boobie store, and get upset when they ask about the boobies??????
I guess we found Victoria's secret
The son asking why the boobs are staring at them was pretty funny though
r/eyebombing is going to be full of similarly festooned mannequins.
Those tities have eyes 😆
It makes me wonder how long those stayed on the mannequin.
Please. There is no way a 7year old never saw googly eyes. I doubt he asked why the nipples were staring at him. Even if he did, make a joke about it and move on. She got so embarrassed she had to leave? She should have been embarrassed to even bring children in.
What kind of nut takes her kids into a Victoria’s Secret and then complains her son saw nipples.
Oh lord!!!!! They are just nipples debra you have some too and so do they. Be glad it wasnt a vagina. 🙄🙄🙄
That's objectively funny though
r/thathappened
This is more of a kid issue. If my kid called breasts- hills and ask why the nipples were following us I would be embarassed too
My 31 year old son won't even go near the lingerie department in Walmart. He's very easily embarrassed about women's' undergarments.
I take it your 31 year old son doesn’t get much female attention
I’m assuming he still lives with you
My God, I hope you don't go around telling everyone that - I'm sure your son appreciates your help keeping him virgin...
He's on the spectrum, so he misses a lot of social cues.
And you felt the need to disclose his age and disliking for undergarments but not include context that would otherwise make your original comment more sensible sounding?
You included his age as if that's a more pertinent fact about him somehow.
You misunderstood. He’s just embarrassed to be seen in Walmart.
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