Gaza is being starved

to get some new mods

To stand behind Trump and not smell his poop

To look masculine: Dress up day at the senior center

To not sexualize feeding babies

To enjoy a rendition of your most popular hit single

to get the mail on time

to have a medical system based on science and research.

To talk to their family about measles.

to think you are a real reporter

To lie about ice not deporting US veterans

to not get busted impersonating a Homeland Security Officer

to find out where antifa is headquartered and who’s in it

To be a leader

To invite people from Scandinavia to your shithole without a free healthcare system, free education, state payments during illness, payments while you study, free medical care, etc. – yes, I am Danish and I’m staying here.

To attack a level 100 enemy at level 1

To cure depression

To gain sympathy for your husband’s death

By the police to hide the identities of masked Nazis.

to foreshadow.

to pick up Tina Peters from La Vista.

To Pass Driver's Test

to steal a piece of gum

to be a manly man

to act like an employee wrote a review and definitely not a manager attempting autofellatio...