A lady walked into a store behind me the other day and said “hello hello” to the cashier and I looked at her smiled and said “fan of the nanny?” Her reply “omg you are the first person to connect the two!”
Fran: Are you telling me that all those years you put dishwater in her coffee and changed her lip balm for glue stick and called her a cow you were flirting? Niles: what, no good? 😂
When Max kicks Niles and Niles says why did you kick me, then Max says because you kicked me and Niles says I didnt kick you, then Max says "Don't You Wish You Did!
A lady walked into a store behind me the other day and said “hello hello” to the cashier and I looked at her smiled and said “fan of the nanny?” Her reply “omg you are the first person to connect the two!”
Oh my god, I would have died laughing! 😆
I did chuckle yes. Very much a right place right time.
“When Bambi’s mother died, did you find that a sad moment? At all?”
Yetta: “Even the grapes?”
That scene will never not be funny.
From the minute they walk in up to "Even the grapes?" is breathless, nonstop fun.
Fran: Are you telling me that all those years you put dishwater in her coffee and changed her lip balm for glue stick and called her a cow you were flirting? Niles: what, no good? 😂
CC: Isn’t a decade the standard period of mourning?
Niles: Die, let’s find out.
"Dating yourself? That's pathetic. Even you can do better than you!"
Louder Ma, I don't think they heard you IN URAGUAY!
“The body doesn’t know.”
“I am smart enough to know I have just been insulted and sexy enough not to care.”
Do we have any old nipples around the house?
YES hahaha
“I’m gonna throw myself in the hudson river!”
“Ma, flooding New Jersey wont solve anything!”
"Yeah! There's Ritchie...and there's Millie!"
Ah look it's Naomi and Winona! 😂😂😂
When Max kicks Niles and Niles says why did you kick me, then Max says because you kicked me and Niles says I didnt kick you, then Max says "Don't You Wish You Did!
That whole scene is hilarious!
Woow, you know that stuff really clears up the nasal passages, I wonder how long its gonna last….
Honestly, I don't know if I can pick a favorite quote. I have so many! 😆😆
“Mr. Sheffield!”
“Oh honey I’m not gay, I’m just pathetic.” 😂
That damn Prozac is turning me into a caring human being. And they said there'd be no harmful side effects!
“A girl’s gotta eat” - I use it every day
When Fran is with Erik Estrada at the Camp Kindervelt reunion. Erik has to leave the reunion to meet his wife and kids to see Beauty and the Beast.
Erik: Didn't they tell you?
Fran: I've never met your wife and kids.
That conversation gets me every time.
“How now brown cow” 😂
Everything Niles ever said
“Did Caca do a no no in the kitchen?”
CC- “I’ll bet my reputation on it.” Niles-“Sorry there’s a five dollar minimum“
Big shot, knows everything - Sylvia
Maxwell leering over Frans tattoo , from the hall: I'll be getting off, I mean getting along."
“Boobcock”
Fran: 'A girl with colitis goes by.'
Maxwell: 'That's 'a girl with kaleidoscope eyes'.'
Fran: 'Leave it to a Jew to turn a beautiful image into a bowel dysfunction.'
Obscure but “they say that Rembrandt goes with everything”
“mirror, mirror on the wall oh why must I look like Charles DeGaulle” honourable mention