I was just about to post this! I remember that being the first scene in the series that had me legit dying of laughter. Like, falling off the couch because you’re laughing so hard level of laughter. 😂🤣😂
That little exchange at the door... C.C. gives that little shrug and Niles the little kiss... I love that so much! I have watched it soooo many times! 😂😂😂😂 It's definitely one of my favorite little moments 🥰
“Get out old woman” when max spills the beans on he and Fran and then Nile’s misses the entire confession as he’s fighting CC out also onto the balcony!
“No I’m auditioning for Pippy Longstockings” re his red hair.
“Grandma Yetta 80 living in a home, gotta whole lot of loving last night… and you?” To CC
Or the scene from when Niles finds Fran in Max’s bed and it’s CC’s birthday and he wrestles playfully with her re the tray. Then goes in and sings Happy birthday to her after she shrieks at finding Fran in Max’s bed!
There was one line that I quoted all the time as a kid (without realizing it came from him until I rewatched the show years later): “that’s life and then you die.”
Niles to Maxwell: Work with Me Sir! I just watched the Strange Bedfellows episode where Fran gets drunk and gets in bed with Maxwell. Afterwards Niles is attempting to explain to Maxwell her misgivings about her future.
"Cluck like a chicken"
It turns me on
Yesss 🤣🤣🤣
Came here to say this.
Same!
CC: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.
Niles: You'd have to be dead 6 months just to fit in it.
This one. Absolutely savage.
Bucking for a raise?
I was just about to post this! I remember that being the first scene in the series that had me legit dying of laughter. Like, falling off the couch because you’re laughing so hard level of laughter. 😂🤣😂
Same, it gets me every time! I also love the Carol Burnett show meets the early years of SNL vibe that I get from that scene.
When he slips the cleaver into C.C.’s bag and says, “there, there. Now don’t do anything rash.”
It’s not so much the line itself, but the whole interaction. Cracks me up every time.
C.C.: “Seriously Niles, where do you keep all that cash?”
Niles: “Someplace you'll never get near.”
C.C.: “Oh, your mattress?”
Niles: “No.”
points to Mr. Sheffield
Niles: “His.”
“If you let me tell CC I’ll work free for a year.”
CC: I wanted to do 12 Angry Men!
Niles: Mm, but they didn’t want to do you.
CC: Swine Niles: Chicken
That little exchange at the door... C.C. gives that little shrug and Niles the little kiss... I love that so much! I have watched it soooo many times! 😂😂😂😂 It's definitely one of my favorite little moments 🥰
"Oh, I'd never do that, we need the eggs"
"you're a brick........house"
Mighty mighty
There’s so many! I mean really there are so many.
“You did what?” Re the baby news
“Get out old woman” when max spills the beans on he and Fran and then Nile’s misses the entire confession as he’s fighting CC out also onto the balcony!
“No I’m auditioning for Pippy Longstockings” re his red hair.
“Grandma Yetta 80 living in a home, gotta whole lot of loving last night… and you?” To CC
Or the scene from when Niles finds Fran in Max’s bed and it’s CC’s birthday and he wrestles playfully with her re the tray. Then goes in and sings Happy birthday to her after she shrieks at finding Fran in Max’s bed!
No! Its “GEEET OUT old woman!”
Yes! 😂😂😂😂
Maxwell: Niles, get that hideous thing off the terrace.
Niles: to CeCe Mr. Sheffield wants you off the terrace.
Well here hop on, with the time difference you'll just make it.
Did someone put a large rock over your coffin again?
"Isn't a decade the standard period of mourning?"
"Die, let's find out."
Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂
The delivery of his line here cracks me up everytime I think of it:
CC: That’s why I never got married. Niles: Yeah that’s why.
Did CaCa do a no no in the kitchen? Now she's going to have to clean it up!"
There was one line that I quoted all the time as a kid (without realizing it came from him until I rewatched the show years later): “that’s life and then you die.”
Why don’t you walk around downtown Iraq dressed as Uncle Sam? It would be quicker
(Holding out a broom to CC) “Well here hop on if you leave now you’ll just make it”
Niles to Maxwell: Work with Me Sir! I just watched the Strange Bedfellows episode where Fran gets drunk and gets in bed with Maxwell. Afterwards Niles is attempting to explain to Maxwell her misgivings about her future.
“That’s not the china that’s your reflection” in response to CC saying the china he picked looked hideous
Not a line per se- Fran asks him to look for old nipples before CC walks in and he bites her jacket and does the tiniest head shake
That’s one of my FAVORITE scenes!🤣
CC: I can count the number of days I spent time with my father on one hand. Niles: Seven?
Gets me every time.
"How do you do, Tiz Maylor? I'm Biles, the nutler." from the Elizabeth Taylor episode
I say that all the damn time.
You'd have to be dead 6 months just to fit into it
"Did Ca-Ca do a no-no in the kitchen?"
C.C.: Seriously, Niles, where do you keep all that cash?
Niles: Someplace you'll never get near.
I love it every time. Lol.
“Die, let’s find out” and “rack ‘em up, let’s play again”
“If you let me tell Miss Babcock about this I’ll work free for a year.”
Maxwell: A man cant tell a woman he loves her and then just take it back Niles: You What?! Old Woman: Maxwell Niles: Get out old woman!
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Good line, but the wrong Niles 😂
Dating yourself? That's pathetic. Even you can do better than you!
“Oh Mr. Sheffield! Can I dust your desk with my tokhes?”
CC: I wanted to do 12 Angry Men!
Niles: To bad they didn’t want to do you
That time when he literally shakes Maxwell and tells him to “Make a move”.
“But you are, babs, ya are!”
“…here, hop on. With the time difference, you should just make it.”
"brunette."
"Die, and let's find out."
C.C.: Don't you have something to dust off?
Niles: How about the left side of your bed?
“Maybe…A little…Sorta…Kinda…”
Bashful Niles is so sweet lol ♥️
“I think you fucocked it up sir”
The man has lived rent-free in my head since I was in Year 6.
“Ok listen up. I am busting my BUTT for an event that doesn’t involve profit and I have PMS. THE ICE IS THIN!”
CeeCee outside smoking on the terrace
Niles places lemon tree on the terrace and comes back inside
Maxwell: “Niles, would you get that hideous thing off the terrace?
Niles (to CeeCee):”Mr Sheffield wants you to get off the terrace.”
Everytime 🤣🤣🤣
The line he says about yetta who had sex and cc screams out “i hate my life” as she storms out and niles bows and says thank you