Women's Self-Defense
  • 41 points suffelix

    She almost let her intrusive thoughts win.

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  • 59 points CriticismFun6782

    ...that last one seems a bit suspect...

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    29 points 6MosSprawlTraining

    Call me crazy but I think that move would work

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    10 points CriticismFun6782

    It would, but it also seemed like we were about to see a different video

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    9 points AgentDaxis

    r/theyknew

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    10 points No_Tackle_5439

    Yeah, why is she willingly open her mouth to it?

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    11 points ButtSexIsAnOption

    How else is she supposed to bite it off?

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  • 30 points freefallingagain

    Hulk not like this!

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    3 points ConsequenceThen5449

    😂

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    3 points ToneNo3522

    😂

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    1 points Show_me_the_UFOs

    Very good!

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  • 21 points OurWeaponsAreUseless

    I think if person's entire penis is green and easily detaches at the base, they've already got some problems.

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    4 points New_Restaurant_6093

    Yeah, I mean at that point who ever bites it off is really doing them the favor.

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    3 points pastanova34

    What the hell kind of penis do you have buddy?!

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    8 points Shroomtune

    You mock, but how many of you would trade yours in for one that grows when you water it?

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    1 points Sancticide

    Must be an 80s kid. https://youtu.be/9pTxgcooHiw

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    2 points TheReverseShock

    Lizard people

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  • 17 points OsikFTW

    What. The. Fuck.

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  • 9 points CHEVIEWER1

    Hey…This is some LIFETIME tv BS

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    5 points Wooden-Panda9501

    Sure but if someone bit off a chunk of your dick wouldn't you stop

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    2 points NativeFlowers4Eva

    Definitely if they bit of a chunk of my cucumber.

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  • 6 points voodoo_pizza00

    Is that move called the Lorena Bobbitt

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  • 5 points Ambitious-Fix6466

    Where’s the NSFW tag on this? lol

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  • 5 points Chronusking

    Shit made me giggle 🤭

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  • 8 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Lol do any predators actually try to force women to give them oral sex? Like is this actually a real thing??

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    14 points Banned3rdTimesaCharm

    They wouldn’t use force like that so much as threat of violence. But forced oral copulation definitely happens in real life.

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    7 points Shroomtune

    There'll be three people like this on a jury probably. Maybe why so many SA's go unreported. You see a question like that and what's the point might go thru a victims head.

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    -4 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    My guy, you need to get a grip ... I asked a question.

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    5 points Shroomtune

    I know an I’m not trying to beat up on you really, but if you’re an adult and you have to ask that question, society failed us both.

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    -3 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Because these scenarios aren't exactly the norm bud... You really need a reality check.

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    3 points Shroomtune

    Neither is cheating on my taxes, but I know what it is. Sorry, if you are disinterested in this stuff, but it isn’t because you shouldn’t know or have no way of knowing. I’m not trying to make you feel bad. You didn’t know, you asked. Good on you.

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    0 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Comparing this to cheating on your taxes ... Okay bud?

    I never said anything about being disinterested. I just asked a question. Go fuck yourself.

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    3 points Shroomtune

    Why would I do that? I haven't done anything wrong and until now, I might have said the same about you. No need being so hard on yourself you need to lash out at others. You might want to talk to someone about whatever that is. It could be why you don't know some of this basic stuff. People might avoid talking to you if you behave like this regularly. You'll miss a lot in that case. Yeah, you really ought to talk to someone about that.

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    0 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    🧌✌️

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    14 points notatechnicianyo

    Well, most predators are sadly someone the victim knows and trusts. Most predators also tend to rely on alcohol and drugs as well. Most predators get away with it cause their friends cover for them.

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    3 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Yeah, so in those instances, this training still isn't going to help...

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    1 points abx1224

    Idk, it seems like it would be harder to cover for someone after they got their duck bitten off mid-act.

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    1 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    ... The point is that you're too drunk/high to actually consent, but might be then be coerced into it.

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    0 points abx1224

    My comment was clearly a joke. Idk if you're just determined to debate everyone in this comment thread or if you have poor reading comprehension, but yeah. No shit. Being drugged is a completely different scenario.

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    1 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Weird thing to be joking about bud... Have a good one?

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    1 points jmbaf

    Yup. Horrible. Knew a predator that waited to make a move one someone until she was on ecstasy and emotionally spiralling. That was how they started dating. I fucking wish I was making this up.

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    1 points PerishTheStars

    Yes.

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    1 points Wonder-Machine

    Yes. All the time. Full stop. Especially children

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    0 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Children, yes. But adults? Really???

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    1 points Wonder-Machine

    Dude yes…. Some people would rather suck a dick than potentially get beaten or killed. Not everyone is wired to bite dicks off.

    Life can be really fuck up sometimes. Expand your world view.

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    0 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    I'm sure it happens, like everything... But enough to practice for this specific scenario?

    If that were the case, I think we'd still be seeing this sort of training in women's self defense classes, rather than it being posted to a McDojo Subreddit?

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    1 points Wonder-Machine

    If that’s the hill you want to die on…

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    1 points The_Duke_of_NuII

    Pot, meet kettle... Bad/unrealistic training, is still problematic bud.

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  • 3 points RepresentativeFair17

    …….. wh….i can…..eh…..um…..

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  • 3 points Remarkable-Being-301

    Grandma was no joke back in the day.

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  • 3 points Wonder-Machine

    I’d tell my daughter the same thing. If it’s between survival and not… bite his fucking dick off

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  • 3 points Dont_n0wereIam

    Took a sec to bit

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  • 2 points SailsTacks

    Ahhhh, the Ol’ Pickle Popper.

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  • 2 points mdoverl

    What the holy fuck. Please post more!

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  • 2 points Funny_Requirement166

    Sigh. Unzip

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    2 points Nekryyd

    🥒👄

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  • 1 points altavistayahoo

    Self-defense huh?

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  • 1 points NefariousnessGood718

    Pig world!

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  • 1 points Jhonniebg

    This is a joke

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  • 1 points Party-Spread-3912

    wtf 😳 😂😂😂

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  • 1 points DeezNutzzzGotEm

    Is this just **** ?

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  • 1 points Budo00

    For every move, there is a counter move.

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  • 1 points etriuswimbleton

    DAMN! Whats the JAV Code?

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  • 1 points Sunderland6969

    How often do you find yourself being force fed a pickle in a dark ally way?

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  • 1 points nimbycile

    Let's be serious for a second...

    What would it take to bite a penis off? It's not solid and so the bite force would have to be strong and you would only be using your front teeth.

    Also you would probably be taking blows to the head (no pun intended) while he's trying to get you off his dick. Seems like a way to end up dead

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  • 1 points chunky_d77

    I hope that wasn't Pickle Rick. I don't think he'd want to go out that way. Poor Pickle Rick.

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  • 1 points Horror_Woodpecker880

    Reminds me of my ex-wife

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  • 0 points Old_Resident8050

    Quit fighting it and.. enjoy it?!

    🤣

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