You need to start by wearing them at a normal height but progressively pull them higher as the fight goes on for the purpose of intimidating the opponent.
Thereās no way this is structured form and thereās no way theyāre teaching those striking ātechniquesā. That begs the question, what the hell do they actually teach?
I donāt see what it offers. Yeah haha, clumsy guy is slobbing around the āattackerā, but what are those, I struggle with a worlds like strikes or punches? Iām seriously wondering what do you learn in this martial art? What is their sales pitch? I donāt get it.
I could kick anyoneās ass with this technique but only if they move really slow and they donāt fight back. I just donāt like the part where I have to dye my hair green and pull my pants up to my nipples.
Is pulling your pants up after each punch part of systema?
I think those pants can't go any higher, so yes.
Wait until he releases all the chi collected in his gut.
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The mighty f.art
chi-li, or
chi-potle?
chi-zwhiz
Why would tell his secret weapon. You must be part of the elusive one punch clan that hold the ten secret levels of hand system defense
Why would these sanseis consistently be giving themselves wedgies.
Channeling his inner Obelix.
Only for the rly advanced dudes.
How do you charge your power level?
I just realised that I was training systema with my friends on the playground at the age of 5.
Give yourself credit where credit is due, you were inventing it. Your friends too.
Can we call you sensei?
You may.
First, you need to train strong, nimble fingers. You can practice that by typing your credit card details and sending them to me.
Namaste, and whatnot.
I try not to be judgemental with peoples appearance but no way with hair like that and the beer gut would I stay to watch what heās teaching.
The lifestyle is not for all of us, myself included.
His demonstration lacks any consistency or logic you'd have to be brain damaged to believe it
Being a lardass and wearing old school jogging pants are all I need to be a master then?
That's not lard, that's excess energy reserves. Very important in the colder latitudes.
You are correct and I won't retract my statement about being a lardass. š
That lardass could probably stomp the lard out of your ass.
I mean he seems to be unhittable so probably yeah.
You need to start by wearing them at a normal height but progressively pull them higher as the fight goes on for the purpose of intimidating the opponent.
omg he is getting stronger and stronger ....
i wonder when he get over 9000
Lie of the iger.
I don't know whats worse. The clown doing the presentation or the clowns standing around paying rapt attention to it.
Who wants his chi?
This guy is untouchable!
Please support your local mental health programs.
This is "Ghost Tank" I think is his name.
I learned systema and thereās no puss left in town for the rest of the fellas.. Join today!!!
Are there course openings?
Me that character in STREET FIGHTER please... yyyaaaah
I like how neither one of these guys has the first clue what theyāre doing.
With the shirt on he's only at 5% of his power.
Me punching in a dream
Obelix is beating on the Romans again.
Thereās no way this is structured form and thereās no way theyāre teaching those striking ātechniquesā. That begs the question, what the hell do they actually teach?
I donāt see what it offers. Yeah haha, clumsy guy is slobbing around the āattackerā, but what are those, I struggle with a worlds like strikes or punches? Iām seriously wondering what do you learn in this martial art? What is their sales pitch? I donāt get it.
How do people get sucked into this bull?
I'm more fascinated by the NPCs who agree to be submissive than the McSenseis.
NO, he is not pregnant, thatās just a 48 pack of abs tucked away
Lethal warfare . Nuclear knuckles. What a champ š
What do you want to bet that the word āSeagalā is in Cyrillic somewhere on the sign outside?
Man Paddy really packs it on between fights eh?
That song should never be played by anyone at any time for any reason.
So slow my muscles ache
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The best slow motion fighter in russia
He and his round-house kickin pants ready to battle.
I could kick anyoneās ass with this technique but only if they move really slow and they donāt fight back. I just donāt like the part where I have to dye my hair green and pull my pants up to my nipples.
go with your heart. It's what I do
Shouldn't chi hold up his pants? Or maybe the drawstring?
All those comments. If you were in front of him, you'd sing a different tune. You don't see how skilled this master is. USH
This is every grown man who thinks they do jujitsu
Did anyone see those punches? They were too fast for my eyes.
Best tutorial ever on how to sprain or break a wrist.
Great form on those punches. You want to ensure that you're standing up straight and their with your elbows at sure level.
Thatās not fair, he fell into a cauldron of magic potion when he was a baby
It's the spill of the fight
Rex Kwondo
That man needs a string on his sweatpants
If he pulls em up anymore theyāll be around his neck
So dumb
I say it every time, how does anybody fall for this crap ? Put this guy against a newbie fighter that trains at a real gym and he would get destroyed.
Jake Paul training video?
As long as youāre attacked by someone who punches at that speed, itās a great system.
Also why he's bullying someone who almost a head shorter... I wish to see him try same bullshit on someone with same height
How many vodkas before we do this dance?
They donāt use the whip anymore?
Awesome technique! As long as you are up against a guy that is a head shorter, has little to no skill and is not seriously attacking.
Let me finalize my comment by saying that in a real fight this "master" would be caught with his pants down.
It's like watching Mac's karate demos from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Six words make it all make sense:
They're practicing defense against underwater punching.
Once you see it...
This guy needs to harness the eye of the barber for that stupid fucking haircut
Did he make a āpowā noise when he went to punch him in the beginning?
Boomer Heman relearning how to fight Skeletor after a stroke...
Technicallyā¦technically - a liger is larger and more dangerous than a tiger.
Sooooo lol
You guys can laugh all you want, but he is undefeated in all the major fighting competitions.