Every time I see this guy I think about the fact that no matter how chill he might be in a combat situation, he's going to find himself in complete decision paralysis. Hell, he displays it in these videos. "Which weapon do I use?! Fuck!!!"
Well....he might take an extra clip off a bad guy later on when he only has that one empty gun left but he's lucky that the last bad guy he killed with his bare hands had the EXACT make and model of the empty gun he KEENLY REMEMBERED TO REHOLSTER EARLIER.... So now he can simply reload later on in the level... I mean 'battle'... And continue indiscriminately firing his weapon in as many directions as possible.
Are you not familiar with the 'Gunkata' from Equilibrium??
In defense of Equilibrium. (I can't believe I am typing this) -all of the .. guys, used Beretta 92s so, every gun the same, every mag the same. ... Besides: it is The Definition of The Rule Of Cool.
FML I had to SelectRightclickGoogle the Equilibrium reference and now I realize it's one I allowed to get swept under the carpet of my watchlist. No matter, it is now at the top.
That's my thought as well. I've never seen that much smoke come out of anything modern. Maybe he got the wrong switch for his glock and switched it to black powder instead of a full-auto menace.
When you're moving too quickly or just don't have the dexterity to point the firearm behind you. Either way, good on him for doing it right next to his ear.
Dude is practicing to become a John Wick villain.. seriously, though you see these kind of videos, and those guys usually end up, shooting themselves in the leg, trying to "holster their weapon"
Dudes gonna shoot himself in the head one of these days.
Also....if you have so many guns on you that you can't remember where you put them, that great big pause while you look for another one is gonna get ya killed. There's this thing called "re-loading" that's been developed to help with that.
I really hope this guy is just parodying the hardcore gravy seals out there.
If not, he surely looks into the mirror and takes himself seriously. I'm embarrassed for him.
The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire.
Every sparrow and cat in a 4 block radius is now dead.
Bold of u to assume he hits anything
The only thing he’s going to hit is his leg.🤪
Every time I see this guy I think about the fact that no matter how chill he might be in a combat situation, he's going to find himself in complete decision paralysis. Hell, he displays it in these videos. "Which weapon do I use?! Fuck!!!"
Also, once the ammo runs dry and its time for knife skills, is the best move to fumble away at trying to re-holster?
Well....he might take an extra clip off a bad guy later on when he only has that one empty gun left but he's lucky that the last bad guy he killed with his bare hands had the EXACT make and model of the empty gun he KEENLY REMEMBERED TO REHOLSTER EARLIER.... So now he can simply reload later on in the level... I mean 'battle'... And continue indiscriminately firing his weapon in as many directions as possible.
Are you not familiar with the 'Gunkata' from Equilibrium??
In defense of Equilibrium. (I can't believe I am typing this) -all of the .. guys, used Beretta 92s so, every gun the same, every mag the same. ... Besides: it is The Definition of The Rule Of Cool.
He probably has the scavenger perk unlocked, he can stick a .50cal in his throwing knife set.
FML I had to SelectRightclickGoogle the Equilibrium reference and now I realize it's one I allowed to get swept under the carpet of my watchlist. No matter, it is now at the top.
Sean Bean dies in it so you know it's good.
They are not “clips”…
They probably are to him....😉
They definitely are to me, especially after this nice little thread. :D
Do you mean to say that the Bad Guy won’t Stop fighting until “ Psyco Sid “ reholsters and gets another weapon out ? That doesn’t seem FAIR ! 😝
He kinda does that in the video already, lol
It’s a miracle he didn’t hit himself with those flailing guns, that skyward shot was peak!
The excessive smoke suggests they're blanks or airsoft, and that might be the only reason he didn't hospitalize himself.
It literally looks like he shot himself in the face with one of the firings.
That's my thought as well. I've never seen that much smoke come out of anything modern. Maybe he got the wrong switch for his glock and switched it to black powder instead of a full-auto menace.
When you're moving too quickly or just don't have the dexterity to point the firearm behind you. Either way, good on him for doing it right next to his ear.
1st shot was even towards the camera...
Jason (Still) Bourne.
It looked like he was fighting off a swarm of bees
ICE Employee of the Month
Why are his guns so smoky? That's almost black powder volumes of poof.
Blanks.
Blanks, maybe?
You might be right or it's blanks for real
I’d like to see the version of this that occupies his imagination.
Most likely this.
Gun-fu?
Can’t wait for this guy to show up on one of my instagram accounts where he shoots himself. Those aren’t toys and you can’t behave like that forever.
I feel like he's using blanks.
Even if he is, blanks can do a lot of damage at close range to unprotected areas.
So yeah, I'm with you. Lol.
Jason Corn
Nobody is safe
Literally!
Surprised he didn’t hurt himself
You just know he looked in the mirror before this and audibly said “hell yeah”.
Should practice just holstering and unholstering for a few weeks though.
What a ass clown
He's be watching Chrstian Bale in Equalibrium
Jason Christ, it's Jesus Bourne!
Bacon Bourne
John Prick !!
Corky Borne
Spaz Kata
Bro was inspired by Equilibrium. Gun kata they said.
Definitely has the same vibe as when I was pretending Equilibrium gun kata with my nerf pistols as a wee lad
Dad?
In the spirit of the season: “You’ll shots your eye out, kid!”
Who got a video of me training?!?
I think he needs to work on his holstering and unholstering technique.
I'm picturing The Mask when he gets shot up and takes a sip of water, and it's leaking out of him everywhere
A$$ Clown
America, mixing low self esteem with guns since 1791.
When you prioritize the mentally ill at all stages of society and glorify them...you get this...
Has he shot himself yet?
This is what the world thinks of when they think of Americans
Dude is practicing to become a John Wick villain.. seriously, though you see these kind of videos, and those guys usually end up, shooting themselves in the leg, trying to "holster their weapon"
I guess the video ended because he shot the camera man by accident..
He has no control. Bullets flying everywhere. He's dangerous
I hope to god those are blanks and he doesn’t have neighbors. People die all the time from morons firing guns into the distance with no regard.
If your wondering. They were all stun locked before the last move
First, why film this? Then, why post?
The neighbors don’t complain anymore… for some reason.
His targets are safe, it’s everyone else who’s getting killed.
Average Maga Republican
Can he acctually shoot one of those dummies or is he the dummy
Im a big fan of the full SIX SECONDS it took him to holster and then swap weapons.
"Juuust... hang on a sec... while I pull out...more weapons"
Extra smoke powder rounds? lol
Please tell us where this magnificent creature can be found in the wild
Remember, It's quicker to switch to the third pistol than reload. Well, usually.
Who are you Yosemite Sam.
O.o
Thats some Christian Bale Equilibrium type shit right der
Jason Christ, it’s Jesus Bourne
Gravy Seal training video “take one”
Go get the, Bubba!
John Wick's got nothing on this guy.
I need a license to drive, but a gun, meh.
Thank u.....i need that 😅😅🤣🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Deputy Director of the FBI.
He could blow his head off and absolutely no one would be surprised
Ah yes… 3 pistols. Standard field gear…
(Edit: 4. I missed the one on his chest)
John Wick?
Range Safety Officer never said “Start” dumb ass.
Uncle Rico goes full MAGA in the Napoleon Dynamite sequel. Still funny haha
John Hwick
ICE agent training
It’s Jason Boring! !
Dudes gonna shoot himself in the head one of these days.
Also....if you have so many guns on you that you can't remember where you put them, that great big pause while you look for another one is gonna get ya killed. There's this thing called "re-loading" that's been developed to help with that.
Jason Bourne, its Jesus Christ.
Obviously satire. Real ammo doesn’t smoke that much.
I believe this is what white supremacy's bringing to the table
Everyone's dead, even the ones on their team!
Th problem is that he doesn’t have enough pistols on him. He just wasn’t ready for that many dummies
What kind of week one basic training head injury did this guy suffer in order to be setup for life like this and still hang on to his commando dream?
That's impressive actually, he missed all of them at point blank
Man that transition from gun to knife was as smooth as RFK JR’s voice.
He's going to kill himself.
That guy’s gonna kill himself
Dude is gonna shoot himself eventually.
It’s the offspring of Barney Fife and Officer Doofey
Dude is gonna shoot himself in the head.
Highly trained assassin
More like equilibrium
Its a miracle he didn't shoot himself.
He is funny!!
He will shoot himself at some point
Star Wars kid all growned up!
Is this what happens when you take too much Viagra and have an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
Jesus Christ it’s AI
Best thing to me is that this made the final cut.
This isn’t Jason Bourne, this is the guy who trains Jason Bourne.
Damn, save some p****y for the rest of us.
Slow, clumsy Jason Bourne......
Nha is only an agent of 📡🦅 preparin to drive the presidential car with Kennedy
His bullets are moving in 'people time'.
Sniper in the trees got him
Chesus Jrist it's Bason Journe.
What a joke
I really hope this guy is just parodying the hardcore gravy seals out there.
If not, he surely looks into the mirror and takes himself seriously. I'm embarrassed for him.
He's a 6 year old boy, he's gonna kill all the bad guys for mommy!
Playing around like that with live ammo is just stupid
Someone has never seen Equilibrium.
The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire.