Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne.
  • 52 points The_Infinite_Carrot

    Every sparrow and cat in a 4 block radius is now dead.

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    1 points VanDex93

    Bold of u to assume he hits anything

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    1 points The-unknown-poster

    The only thing he’s going to hit is his leg.🤪

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  • 27 points JeddakofThark

    Every time I see this guy I think about the fact that no matter how chill he might be in a combat situation, he's going to find himself in complete decision paralysis. Hell, he displays it in these videos. "Which weapon do I use?! Fuck!!!"

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    7 points RADICCHI0

    Also, once the ammo runs dry and its time for knife skills, is the best move to fumble away at trying to re-holster?

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    10 points Dense_Surround3071

    Well....he might take an extra clip off a bad guy later on when he only has that one empty gun left but he's lucky that the last bad guy he killed with his bare hands had the EXACT make and model of the empty gun he KEENLY REMEMBERED TO REHOLSTER EARLIER.... So now he can simply reload later on in the level... I mean 'battle'... And continue indiscriminately firing his weapon in as many directions as possible.

    Are you not familiar with the 'Gunkata' from Equilibrium??

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    3 points Knapping_Uncle

    In defense of Equilibrium. (I can't believe I am typing this) -all of the .. guys, used Beretta 92s so, every gun the same, every mag the same. ... Besides: it is The Definition of The Rule Of Cool.

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    3 points notatechnicianyo

    He probably has the scavenger perk unlocked, he can stick a .50cal in his throwing knife set.

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    1 points RADICCHI0

    FML I had to SelectRightclickGoogle the Equilibrium reference and now I realize it's one I allowed to get swept under the carpet of my watchlist. No matter, it is now at the top.

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    2 points Apprehensive-Match65

    Sean Bean dies in it so you know it's good.

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    1 points Drunkdonkey12

    They are not “clips”…

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    3 points Dense_Surround3071

    They probably are to him....😉

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    1 points RADICCHI0

    They definitely are to me, especially after this nice little thread. :D

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    1 points Snoo49601

    Do you mean to say that the Bad Guy won’t Stop fighting until “ Psyco Sid “ reholsters and gets another weapon out ? That doesn’t seem FAIR ! 😝

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    1 points hurdagurdah

    He kinda does that in the video already, lol

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  • 17 points Visible_Unit1108

    It’s a miracle he didn’t hit himself with those flailing guns, that skyward shot was peak!

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    10 points MaytagTheDryer

    The excessive smoke suggests they're blanks or airsoft, and that might be the only reason he didn't hospitalize himself.

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    2 points RADICCHI0

    It literally looks like he shot himself in the face with one of the firings.

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    1 points Too-Em

    That's my thought as well. I've never seen that much smoke come out of anything modern. Maybe he got the wrong switch for his glock and switched it to black powder instead of a full-auto menace.

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    8 points ICBanMI

    When you're moving too quickly or just don't have the dexterity to point the firearm behind you. Either way, good on him for doing it right next to his ear.

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    1 points cryptotraderisme

    1st shot was even towards the camera...

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  • 14 points DudeYumi

    Jason (Still) Bourne.

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  • 8 points Ok-Special-2092

    It looked like he was fighting off a swarm of bees

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  • 12 points elmwoodblues

    ICE Employee of the Month

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  • 6 points Isabeer

    Why are his guns so smoky? That's almost black powder volumes of poof.

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    5 points ICBanMI

    Blanks.

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    3 points StnCldStvHwkng

    Blanks, maybe?

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    1 points Growhio420

    You might be right or it's blanks for real

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  • 3 points Sharchimedes

    I’d like to see the version of this that occupies his imagination.

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    2 points Neoxite23

    Most likely this.

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  • 3 points Poor-Yorik

    Gun-fu?

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  • 2 points jamescb819

    Can’t wait for this guy to show up on one of my instagram accounts where he shoots himself. Those aren’t toys and you can’t behave like that forever.

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    1 points HepatitvsJ

    I feel like he's using blanks.

    Even if he is, blanks can do a lot of damage at close range to unprotected areas.

    So yeah, I'm with you. Lol.

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  • 2 points RADICCHI0

    Jason Corn

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  • 2 points r1Vik

    Nobody is safe

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    1 points Big_Tap_1561

    Literally!

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    1 points Timeman5

    Surprised he didn’t hurt himself

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  • 2 points notatechnicianyo

    You just know he looked in the mirror before this and audibly said “hell yeah”.

    Should practice just holstering and unholstering for a few weeks though. 

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  • 2 points DryBag6544

    What a ass clown

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  • 2 points SelfTaughtCarGuy

    He's be watching Chrstian Bale in Equalibrium

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  • 2 points Strikes_X2

    Jason Christ, it's Jesus Bourne!

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  • 2 points efcomovil

    Bacon Bourne

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  • 2 points Unlucky_Interview118

    John Prick !!

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  • 2 points R3YE5

    Corky Borne

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  • 2 points BallsWilliger

    Spaz Kata

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  • 1 points MiloGaoPeng

    Bro was inspired by Equilibrium. Gun kata they said.

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    2 points SpottedSnake

    Definitely has the same vibe as when I was pretending Equilibrium gun kata with my nerf pistols as a wee lad

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  • 1 points _Sir_Lifts_A_Lot_

    Dad?

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  • 1 points 1lapulapu

    In the spirit of the season: “You’ll shots your eye out, kid!”

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  • 1 points Substantial-Tone-576

    Who got a video of me training?!?

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  • 1 points Upbeat_Literature483

    I think he needs to work on his holstering and unholstering technique.

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  • 1 points Leslie26Hapablap

    I'm picturing The Mask when he gets shot up and takes a sip of water, and it's leaking out of him everywhere

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  • 1 points MineNo5343

    A$$ Clown

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  • 1 points MaxSmegma

    America, mixing low self esteem with guns since 1791.

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    1 points thisisdewhey

    When you prioritize the mentally ill at all stages of society and glorify them...you get this...

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  • 1 points seeebiscuit

    Has he shot himself yet?

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  • 1 points fartergonnafart

    This is what the world thinks of when they think of Americans

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  • 1 points Charley-Foxtrot

    Dude is practicing to become a John Wick villain.. seriously, though you see these kind of videos, and those guys usually end up, shooting themselves in the leg, trying to "holster their weapon"

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  • 1 points Charley-Foxtrot

    I guess the video ended because he shot the camera man by accident..

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  • 1 points AdmirableList3216

    He has no control. Bullets flying everywhere. He's dangerous

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  • 1 points Grayson0916

    I hope to god those are blanks and he doesn’t have neighbors. People die all the time from morons firing guns into the distance with no regard.

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  • 1 points Rowengardnerr

    If your wondering. They were all stun locked before the last move

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  • 1 points cascarrabs_241

    First, why film this? Then, why post?

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  • 1 points RustyShackleford5280

    The neighbors don’t complain anymore… for some reason.

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  • 1 points agms10

    His targets are safe, it’s everyone else who’s getting killed.

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  • 1 points Noodles-a-plenty

    Average Maga Republican

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  • 1 points oceandwealer50

    Can he acctually shoot one of those dummies or is he the dummy

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  • 1 points HiveMindMacD

    Im a big fan of the full SIX SECONDS it took him to holster and then swap weapons.

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  • 1 points infinitynull

    "Juuust... hang on a sec... while I pull out...more weapons"

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  • 1 points OG-BigMilky

    Extra smoke powder rounds? lol

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  • 1 points 2piecepuzzle

    Please tell us where this magnificent creature can be found in the wild

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  • 1 points gator_shawn

    Remember, It's quicker to switch to the third pistol than reload. Well, usually.

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  • 1 points Hurdy_Gurdy_Man1869

    Who are you Yosemite Sam.

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  • 1 points WeekendPlayful7843

    O.o

    Thats some Christian Bale Equilibrium type shit right der

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  • 1 points KonkeyDongPrime

    Jason Christ, it’s Jesus Bourne

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  • 1 points jacknastyface99

    Gravy Seal training video “take one”

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  • 1 points JFPcan

    Go get the, Bubba!

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  • 1 points Voidstarmaster

    John Wick's got nothing on this guy.

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  • 1 points tasar_

    I need a license to drive, but a gun, meh.

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  • 1 points macius_big_mf

    Thank u.....i need that 😅😅🤣🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 points GrnEyedPanda

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Deputy Director of the FBI.

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  • 1 points DltaFlyr12

    He could blow his head off and absolutely no one would be surprised

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  • 1 points NuggieNuggs-nmnm

    Ah yes… 3 pistols. Standard field gear…

    (Edit: 4. I missed the one on his chest)

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  • 1 points Tgeeze

    John Wick?

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  • 1 points diggerquicker

    Range Safety Officer never said “Start” dumb ass.

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  • 1 points lavendervlad

    Uncle Rico goes full MAGA in the Napoleon Dynamite sequel. Still funny haha

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  • 1 points MayitBe

    John Hwick

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  • 1 points jaxon336

    ICE agent training

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  • 1 points fashionguy123

    It’s Jason Boring! !

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  • 1 points WasteBinStuff

    Dudes gonna shoot himself in the head one of these days.

    Also....if you have so many guns on you that you can't remember where you put them, that great big pause while you look for another one is gonna get ya killed. There's this thing called "re-loading" that's been developed to help with that.

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  • 1 points Spiritual-Feature241

    Jason Bourne, its Jesus Christ.

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  • 1 points AdDisastrous6738

    Obviously satire. Real ammo doesn’t smoke that much.

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  • 1 points Elegant-Aide-9643

    I believe this is what white supremacy's bringing to the table

    Everyone's dead, even the ones on their team!

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  • 1 points Rare-Bird-4353

    Th problem is that he doesn’t have enough pistols on him. He just wasn’t ready for that many dummies

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  • 1 points Iamcubsman

    What kind of week one basic training head injury did this guy suffer in order to be setup for life like this and still hang on to his commando dream?

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  • 1 points UntitledCritic

    That's impressive actually, he missed all of them at point blank

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  • 1 points DroneyMcDroner

    Man that transition from gun to knife was as smooth as RFK JR’s  voice. 

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  • 1 points Temporary_Ad_6390

    He's going to kill himself.

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  • 1 points BarfingOnMyFace

    That guy’s gonna kill himself

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  • 1 points R1GM

    Dude is gonna shoot himself eventually.

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  • 1 points Searnath

    It’s the offspring of Barney Fife and Officer Doofey

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  • 1 points CoolSwim1776

    Dude is gonna shoot himself in the head.

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  • 1 points Then_Lock304

    Highly trained assassin

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  • 1 points NoRock8199

    More like equilibrium 

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  • 1 points Revolutionary-Big655

    Its a miracle he didn't shoot himself.

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  • 1 points Strange-Sea5604

    He is funny!!

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  • 1 points Reasonable-Safety262

    He will shoot himself at some point

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  • 1 points B3keez18

    Star Wars kid all growned up!

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  • 1 points __-1-__-1-__

    Is this what happens when you take too much Viagra and have an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

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  • 1 points KyleIsGodVegas

    Jesus Christ it’s AI

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  • 1 points hurpleslurpy

    Best thing to me is that this made the final cut.

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  • 1 points Wise-Trick-3608

    This isn’t Jason Bourne, this is the guy who trains Jason Bourne.

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  • 1 points R0cket_Turtle

    Damn, save some p****y for the rest of us.

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  • 1 points MeasurementNo2493

    Slow, clumsy Jason Bourne......

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  • 1 points Cold-Recipe3546

    Nha is only an agent of 📡🦅 preparin to drive the presidential car with Kennedy

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  • 1 points No_Cake6353

    His bullets are moving in 'people time'.

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  • 1 points bagleface

    Sniper in the trees got him

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  • 1 points TheBlankScroll

    Chesus Jrist it's Bason Journe.

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  • 1 points BSFX

    What a joke

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  • 1 points CalmDownReddit509

    I really hope this guy is just parodying the hardcore gravy seals out there.
    If not, he surely looks into the mirror and takes himself seriously. I'm embarrassed for him.

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  • 1 points EquivalentRain3244

    He's a 6 year old boy, he's gonna kill all the bad guys for mommy!

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  • 1 points summit66-66

    Playing around like that with live ammo is just stupid

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  • 1 points VinDucks

    Someone has never seen Equilibrium.

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  • 1 points GILDID

    The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire.

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