He tried a « pressure point » and reality said « not today »
  • 56 points WakefulJaxZero

    The other guy probably had his toes up. That might be why it didn’t work. /s

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    21 points bleupr1nt

    This guy McDojos.

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    8 points MajesticNectarine204

    No no no, that only works when Mars is in retro grade in the third trimester of Capricorn. You must be a Leo, lol omg such a Leo mistake to make.

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    2 points mmorales2270

    You have to be a long time member of McDojo to understand that reference.

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    1 points RemoDev

    I know the reference. Is that a good or bad thing.

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  • 29 points Independent-File-519

    you dont put your hands on someone that doesnt want to be touched

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    9 points westslexander

    Or if you arent willing to be touched back

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    3 points KarlPHungus

    Especially with a glass chin

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    2 points Admirable_Admiral69

    Not sure we can say for certain he has a glass chin. We'd need to see him get punched by someone who isn't a meat titan.

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    1 points KarlPHungus

    Fair point haha

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    3 points Savings-End40

    Never throw the first punch. The last one is ok.

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  • 14 points 345joe370

    He didn't believe hard enough

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    4 points ButtSexIsAnOption

    Total non-believer

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    3 points 345joe370

    The only thing that explains it. I mean he had perfect placement on the pressure point. Maybe he was doing dim mak and the guy passed later?

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    2 points Zealousideal-Ad-2615

    It is really hard to use a pressure point on someone that doesn't believe it works.

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    1 points deltacombatives

    This is it. He just didn't have any God damn faith.

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  • 12 points CriticismFun6782

    Weakly from ground: I...see you've...studied...your...jujitsu...

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    3 points crashin70

    Take your hand off my penis!

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  • 10 points brainbrick

    God damn, didn't see the punch the first time

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    2 points 5H17SH0W

    Check out his head slam into the countertop on the way down.

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  • 7 points ObliviousGenesis

    What grown ass man would attempt to put his hand in another mans face like that? People out here just asking for slaps.

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    1 points wayward-fallacy

    He did it so gently too

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  • 3 points Over-Perception1716

    Somebody said that was quick 🤣

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  • 5 points bbbourb

    Man... dude's chi-n was out of alignment...

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  • 2 points RADICCHI0

    IRL

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  • 2 points Demonyx12

    “That was quick”

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  • 2 points Willing-C

    The male on male slap is a powerful move when done well.

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    3 points Aggravating_Ad4449

    I personally believe it's because the last time your average dude was slapped or backhanded, it was probably his Dad that did the slapping. I imagine if done correctly, you could transport a grown man through time to when they were a child with a good enough backhand to the face.

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    2 points Disastrous-Order-902

    Uhh, I don't know about you, but my dad never hit me. Reality did when I realized he wasn't coming back with the milk.

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    1 points genophobicdude

    Ouch

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  • 2 points Snafuregulator

    You strike pressure points not softly caress it like a lover.  Not sure if that was what he was trying though. A very slow and smooth motion. I think this is more of one of those " my energy can disable you with a slight touch " idiots.

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  • 2 points Upset-Fudge-2703

    I wish I could post a screenshot because dude literally got his wig knocked off. Slow it down right before the two second mark. 🤣

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    1 points AKsuited1934

    Yea LOL it’s hilarious.

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  • 5 points Com881

    Lame. Dude was zero threat. Only an insecure man baby would react like that. Guy was so drunk he could have been knocked out by a grandma. Too many dudes looking to prove themselves by knocking out soft targets that "disrespect them".

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    1 points getthemap

    Looks like you’ve managed to wrangle all the crybabies to your corner here. Don’t touch people if you don’t want to be touched. It was a slap and maybe dipshit learned something. He’s lucky it was a chill dude willing to do just enough and not more. Maybe he’ll even learn to drink reasonably…nah.

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    0 points ChanceLower3

    No, you don’t touch a random man’s face. For the drunk guy, he’s lucky to have learned this lesson and not have it worse. He could’ve been ganged up on, kicked while down etc.

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    -1 points Ok_Flatworm2897

    Open hand slap. He couldn’t have been more gentle…

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  • 3 points Fearless_Guitar_3589

    Not true, for it be even be considered battery (lesser than assault) the touch has to either result in injury or be offensive, a touch on the shoulder is neither (even if none consensual). The guy who hit him belongs in jail, there was no reasonable defense here.

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    1 points DapperObject3586

    I disagree with your interpretation…battery can be touch that doesn’t injure another it just needs to be rude, angry, disrespectful or generally offensive to a reasonable person…a drunk stranger palming your face including your nose and mouth would generally be considered offensive and disrespectful to a reasonable person…the initial slap stopped the battery from proceeding further…a second punch or kick would have maybe meant charges…

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  • 1 points Substantial-Tone-576

    He went down so fast!

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    3 points MajesticNectarine204

    Right? Can't believe he got through his Chi force field! He must be a high level laser Lotus

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  • 1 points ParticularLower7558

    "Clovis don't like to be touched."

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  • 1 points No-Blueberry-1823

    Scary part is that probably did quite a bit of damage

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    2 points utube-ZenithMusicinc

    dudes head bent totally sideways and back again

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    1 points MajesticNectarine204

    Not sure there's anything vital in that head to damage tbh..

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    1 points No-Blueberry-1823

    The ability to breathe and move muscles?

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  • 1 points rickyscrambles

    His body crumpled up on the floor style is impressive.

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  • 1 points j_rooker

    Vulcan mind melt gone wrong

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  • 1 points crashin70

    What does he expect to happen when he caresses another man's face in public like that?

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  • 1 points Party-Reference-5581

    What was that white dude thinking?

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  • 1 points PerceptionCandid1676

    Always protect yourself buddy. Especially if you want to caress the chin of a super jacked dude

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  • 1 points standardtissue

    Black dude has hands. Could have almost missed it if you blinked. I suspect white guy literally didn't see it.

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  • 1 points Low-One9827

    Most people need to experience this

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  • 1 points AmazingResponse338

    He found the pressure point, just on the wrong body

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  • 1 points Muxamillion

    Still holding wallet in the air, "Check please?"

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  • 1 points AKsuited1934

    LOL slow it down right after the punch connects. You guys are in for a treat.

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  • 1 points RustyShackleford5280

    Tip your servers, people

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  • 1 points ReammyA55

    He hit his own pressure point.

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  • 1 points super-hot-burna

    Was that a fencing response?

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  • 1 points First-Rutabaga8960

    After you’ve won a fight, exit the situation as quickly as possible. Don’t stay there admiring your handiwork.

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  • 1 points RenningerJP

    The other guy also found a pressure point. He just applied more force at a higher speed.

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  • 1 points Lvanwinkle18

    Whoa. That happened so fast I had to slow it down. Someone learned as lesson today.

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  • 1 points SheepherderWorth9124

    Kimbo Slice is back.

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  • 1 points Technical_Watch_5580

    Should of grabbed his balls

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  • 1 points getthemap

    Satisfying

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  • 1 points Tjenko

    What are you talking about op?

    The black guy definitely found and pressed a pressure point

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  • 1 points ButtSexIsAnOption

    AkIDo iS a REaL MaRtIaL ArT iF YoU TrAIn RiGHt

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    5 points MajesticNectarine204

    Myeah, it's mildly useful against drunk idiots who don't know what they're doing. Other than that, prepare to get stomped out 10/11 times.

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    1 points Specific_Law_6971

    What ever the "attacker" tried to do, was not an aikido technique. Get your facts right. If anything, you could argue that the "defense" of the big guy had elements of an aikido technique.

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  • -3 points Herogar

    I don’t like people cheering on this shit. When you obviously overpower someone you should show restraint. That weed posed no realistic threat. Didn’t deserve to have his switch flicked.

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    1 points sonnysun578

    That could be called natural selection. If you touch the face of someone stronger, who knows how to react to the circumstances and who 'doesn't understand' what the hell you're doing, you might end up with a valuable lesson, both in your face and for the future.

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