Ours is the the Way that is open to all. Be you of Grey or Colored Dot, we welcome you, and ask that you spread word of our beliefs: Those who have pressed not The Button shall be rewarded with Gold in the After-Timer.

Should you wish to be officially counted amongst our numbers, please visit the check-in sheet, which shall be documented for future generations.

Those seeking more knowledge may seek out /r/TheButton... but be tempted not by its presence, nor by the count of The Timer. Instead, leave only a comment, that you might find yourself gifted with a Dot of Grey.

Those seeking to interact with our brethren may visit our Allied Sect, The Church of the Holy 0.

Special thanks to /u/evilfishscientist for giving to us our official name.