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  • 41 points TheReverseShock

    They should tow it out of the environment

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    5 points Alternative-Tea964

    Into another environment?

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    4 points TheReverseShock

    No out of the environment

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    1 points archwin

    Does that happen very often?

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    0 points Charming_Ad2323

    Biomeme

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  • 48 points vatp46a

    This typically happens when bicycles are made out of cardboard derivatives.

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    30 points cantbebothered6789

    Either that or they are not following very rigorous engineering standards.

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    10 points TrolledBy1337

    Such as?

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    19 points EagleRock1337

    Well, the front’s not supposed to fall off for one of them.

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    6 points cantbebothered6789

    I guess we're also safe to assume:

    they’ve got to have a steering wheel.

    &

    There’s a minimum crew requirement.

    Right? 🤔

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    1 points fishsticks40

    It's called a crumple zone!

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    1 points veryfastslowguy

    Gorilla Glue will bond that

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    1 points vatp46a

    Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

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  • 15 points RedRuss17

    Flex-seal!

    Just kidding, that bike is fucked. Hope you’re ok

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    5 points MixerBlaze

    I'm alright. Wasn't seriously injured

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    2 points katsudon-bori

    JB Weld should do the trick

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  • 15 points Sharp-Lunch-583

    r/badwelding

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  • 6 points buzz_buzzing_buzzed

    Can't wait for the inquiry.

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    2 points cantbebothered6789

    I'd imagine it'd go something like this

    Just without any ship references!

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  • 4 points notcomplainingmuch

    Is this normal?

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    9 points PiRhoNaut

    Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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    5 points tilt-a-whirly-gig

    On a sidewalk? Chance in a million.

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    3 points Appropriate_Star6734

    Well how is it atypical?

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    5 points PiRhoNaut

    Well, there are a lot of these bikes going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that bikes aren’t safe.

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    2 points MixerBlaze

    I was t-boned so I'm not surprised that it happened

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  • 2 points No-Goose-6140

    Schwinnnt

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  • 2 points SuddenKoala45

    Whatd you hit?

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  • 2 points Dougally

    Bill & Ted say Schwing!

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    8 points interior_lulu

    Do you mean Wayne and Garth from Wayne’s World? Bill & Ted were “Excellent”

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    2 points clintj1975

    Tcha!

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  • 1 points AtmosphereProof7743

    Shocking

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  • 1 points Lucky-Ad-7830

    A rump bike?

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  • 1 points Logical_Review3386

    I had that happen as a kid.   Turns out cheap kids bikes aren't built sturdy enough to do tricks on.  I did a bunny hop, the front nearly fell off, then it fell off.   

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  • 1 points lessons-learned-here

    Good Chinese frame set. No thanks.

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  • 1 points DoubleDareFan

    A Schwinn? Yikes! Quality really has gone down the 🚽. En💩ication.

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  • 1 points Grandbob328

    Oh my!

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  • 1 points Psychozillogical

    What the fuck was it welded with, hot glue?

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  • 1 points episcopallymoved

    “Crashed by bike into pieces, this is my last commute…”

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points MixerBlaze

    Check the original post

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  • 1 points Miqo_Nekomancer

    Bifurcatedcycle.

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  • 1 points Marble-Boy

    Have you got gaffer tape?

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  • 1 points Inquisitive_Lime

    Just goes to show, no one “schwinns” when your bike falls apart…..

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  • 1 points EquivalentMap8477

    They don't make em like that anymore

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    1 points veryfastslowguy

    Takes a licking , no more ticking .

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  • 1 points Ok-Push9899

    Looks brand new. I guess the rack and the lock are salvageable.

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  • 1 points ConstantCampaign2984

    WRECKED HIS BIKE, INTO PIECES, JUST LOOK AT HIS FRONT FORKS. Suffocation. No Breathing. Don’t give af if I cut my arm bleeding.

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  • 1 points swatson7856

    r/Chinesium

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    That should buff right out.

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