grandpa attacked by bull after throwing rock at it
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  • 441 points DragonsoulV

    The bull's just vibing and gramps here wanted to fight it.

    Gramps is lucky the bull didnt decide to make him replace his dusty ol' hip with a nice metal one.

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    70 points Original-History9907

    Plot twist: he has only just recovered from getting a new metal hip caused by the same action. He never learns.

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    23 points awesumlewy

    "Back in my day, we used to fight 10 bulls with 1 rock"

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    5 points Spreadsheets_LynLake

    Gramps would bring 2 rocks in case he dropped one in the snow.  

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    5 points InfiniteDjest

    They wore them on their belts, which was the fashion at the time

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    5 points SunshineBuzz

    Dusty ol' hips, full of green dust

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  • 257 points EvLmong00se

    It was literally walking away!! Stupid old fool. Its a goddamn bull!

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    82 points Shinonomenanorulez

    Bro even looked at the geezer like "are you for fucking real?"

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  • 107 points SERTIFIED_TRASH

    He was literally fine inside that doorway and the bull was calmly walking away all would have been well if he wasn't an asshat

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    17 points Atticus413

    Thank you for using asshat. It's a descriptive that should be used more often, frankly.

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    3 points Silder_Hazelshade

    That was the stupidest thing ever lol

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  • 79 points its_a_throwawayduh

    Proof humans can't leave animals alone. The bull wasn't even doing anything beyond minding its own business.

    Legit saw something similar with a bear. A bear was passing through with her two cubs when the human came outside to "scare it off." When the bear charged the guy shot it. People suck.

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    31 points ParadoxDemon_

    People are way too confident in their ability to scare animals off. Like, chill out, you're just a scrawny monkey and that thing is a 800 kg beast with spears attached to its skull.

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    15 points TyrannoNerdusRex

    A monkey with anxiety no less.

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    6 points chardeemacdennisbird

    The whole animal Kingdom has anxiety. That's why they don't fuck around. Fight or flight 24/7 and they don't know how to manage it.

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  • 166 points Mental-Armadillo-996

    Well, grandpa is not much smarter then the rock he threw. Great work by the bull to get even.

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  • 59 points No-Dress-7645

    You mess with the bull…

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    28 points Atticus413

    ...you get a horn up your ass.

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  • 40 points DollaradoCREAMs

    The second guy picking up the exact same rock to go save the guy lol

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  • 26 points strumthebuilding

    Hmmm. How do I solve the problem of the bull not actively goring me?

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  • 17 points PoopieMcPooFace

    It always makes me wonder when I see old people doing incredibly dumb shit how they made it so far in life. Have they just been lucky up until this point?

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    7 points Camera_dude

    My thoughts exactly. He’s far too old to not know to avoid messing with large animals. Even a cow can be dangerous if it tramples on people.

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  • 14 points GMP11792

    It’s pretty majestic to have a beautiful animal like that just minding its own business walking down the street. He FAAFO !!

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  • 14 points Due_Bowler_7129

    Imagine living that long, only to walk outside one day and go, “Fuck it.”

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  • 12 points adventurous-1

    Karma's a b*tch, that bull wasn't doing anything and he chose violence... Bad choice

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  • 8 points Bumbymoo

    Oyt! Oyt! Oyt!

    Their magical incantation did not succeed in pacifying the aggrieved bull.

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    4 points mertdmrr08

    Patels mating call, but bull did not want any of that

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  • 8 points Creative_Maize1379

    Ah pinche viejillo anda de cola parada haciendola de pedo!!

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  • 7 points Muadiv

    Darwin Award!

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    2 points magseven

    You think that old asshole is capable of further procreation?

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  • 6 points LondonEntUK

    That rock throw was so unnecessary as well. Idiot

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  • 4 points drummin515

    Fuck you granpa, you old grouch.

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  • 4 points cock_slurper_yum

    The old grandpas are a huge problem in India.

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  • 3 points AnotherCarlos1

    Why would you go out of your place, pick a rock and throw it to a MASSIVE wild animal?

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  • 5 points Deathturkey

    Grandpa chose violence and that’s what he got

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  • 4 points fdguarino

    Those dogs saved the old mans lives.

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  • 5 points Kalle50

    He's probably going to die, when the bull pushes him into the wall with the head first. that doesn't look good for the old idiot

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  • 3 points Late-Elderberry6761

    Dogs are great

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  • 3 points MyNameIsGladHeAteHer

    That old pos got off easy

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  • 3 points No-Sail-6510

    “Maybe if I poke this hornet nest with a stick it will bother them and they’ll leave”

    -also this guy

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  • 3 points Specialist_Lion_8629

    I would've felt so special seeing such a majestic creature walk past me.. 🐂 not this jiggly, jello brain old man --- he thought it would be a good idea to throw a rock for no good reason, just to be a jerk. Well, now he has a sore butt and its his own fault.!!

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  • 3 points MRintheKEYS

    “Yeah where’s that tough guy throwing rocks now??? Huh??? Where’s that bad motherfucker at??? Cause I don’t see him anymore.” — Bull

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  • 3 points CheeksMcClapper36

    “ mess with the bull and you get the horns.” Isn’t that the saying

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  • 3 points glammananna

    Anyone who deliberately harms any animal deserves whatever punishment the animal dishes out. I don’t feel a bit sorry for the vile humans. Bastards.

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  • 2 points The_Submentalist

    How does grandpa not know at this age not to mess with the bull that was just walking away!?

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  • 2 points Dre_A35

    Grandpa got ran over by a bulllllll

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  • 2 points blishbog

    Probably the sudden movement/running, more than the rock

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  • 2 points bad-and-buttery

    How is there more footage of this than the Brown University shooting?

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  • 2 points captainsurfa

    Fool of a Tuck.

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  • 2 points Sailor_Twift_1

    Well he was throwing the rock at the dog but the bull took it personally

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  • 2 points rambo_beetle

    That was not clever.

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  • 2 points Funklab2069

    The second man who threw a rock will grow up and one day be faced with a bull minding its own damn business and throw a rock at it thinking that that will make it go away like it did when he was younger. But it won't and he'll end up laying in a gutter just like this old man.

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  • 2 points arnoldsufle

    Delusional geezers still thinking that they’re the “macho badasses” that they more convincingly faked back in the 1950s.

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  • 2 points Anunlikelyhero777

    “Did you just throw a rock at me dude?”

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  • 2 points JunglePygmy

    Damn that first throw headfirst into that wall. Dayum. Serves ya right, gramps

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  • 2 points Numerous_Tackle_9972

    The most satisfying video I've seen today

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  • 2 points ffc404

    All those years of life and he’s still a dumbass.

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  • 2 points BoneZone05

    You mess with the bull..
    🤦‍♀️

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  • 2 points Diligent-Ad778

    Good. What a fuck head.

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  • 2 points massberate

    Whenever I see old people do stuff like this I have to question how they made it that far to begin with.

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  • 2 points jbrass7921

    But how to pinpoint the flaw in his plan?

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  • 2 points tonywinterfell

    Don’t start none, won’t be none..

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  • 1 points EmotionalDonut5703

    Grandpa's bucket list is completed

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  • 1 points RepresentativeAge444

    He was extremely lucky it didn’t want to end him.

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  • 1 points MrFlaneur17

    Must have been some beef between them

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  • 1 points DIJames6

    Next best thing to screaming get off my lawn at teenagers..

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  • 1 points DNAisjustneuteredRNA

    Why did the old man show less wisdom than an extracted tooth? How the hell did he even manage to reach that age?!

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  • 1 points Far_Cap_3574

    Get fucking rocked, grandpap.

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  • 1 points ScipioCoriolanus

    Wtf is wrong with people!

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  • 1 points FlattopJr

    🐃 – 1

    👴 – 0

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  • 1 points Doc_Dragon

    Just plain stupid. Tactics dictate that you pick up rock then retreat to the doorway before you go full send. Gramps had nowhere to run or hide.

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  • 1 points ssgtgriggs

    he had it coming

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  • 1 points Rinthegreat

    Did he really try to run from it?

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  • 1 points 1DailyUser

    Fuck that old fuck

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  • 1 points Komobu542

    In what country do they have bulls just roaming the streets?

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  • 1 points southass

    How dare you — the bull.

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  • 1 points matthalusky

    Karma's a bull.

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  • 1 points HotDonnaC

    He should know not to fuck with bulls. It’s well known they kill people all the time.

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  • 1 points Affectionate_Mood594

    Poor bull minding his own GD business.. and SOMEone for SOME reason feels the need to Fck with him. Smh

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  • 1 points 1TILL

    Oj oj oj oj oj oj Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

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  • 1 points Expensive-Morning618

    Just wanted to feel alive one last time

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  • 1 points dontusefedex

    Three thirty two, three thirty two, hut hut hut hut hut hut hike!

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  • 1 points MuffinPuff

    This may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the internet

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  • 1 points bigredker

    FAFO in action. Poor Mr Bull!

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  • 1 points AcanthisittaGlobal30

    Lol the dogs. Were like yeah fuck that old man he's a piece of shit ...c'mon this way big dawg

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  • 1 points AdamWestIsBack

    Never let go of a perfect rock! Glad the other dude understood this man rule. He swiped it and claimed it as his rock.

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  • 1 points s1lv3rbug

    Bull was minding his own business. Grandpa FAFO.

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  • 1 points Batwing87

    What a dummy.

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  • 1 points cheturo

    A whole and long life without knowing a bull is not a dog?

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  • 1 points JHowler82

    The bull coulda won a whole lot more!

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  • 1 points Salt-Outlandishness3

    Nice.

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  • 1 points 99ProllemsBishAint1

    Maybe they went around the corner and formed a lifelong friendship. Oh.

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    [removed]

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    2 points TheBullWins-ModTeam

    No making threats or advocating for violence against people or animals.

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  • 1 points Tipsy247

    He is very lucky

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  • 1 points MisfitPickle

    I think we all know who the bully was in this situation

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  • 1 points Jnone333dsl

    U suk gramps

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  • 1 points coko4209

    The bull wasn’t even bothering him

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  • 1 points DependentJaguar9628

    The bull was already going away before Mr. Brain Cells decided to provoke him. Some people are just unreasonable

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