I wanted to scare the cow
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  • 186 points Fufflin

    You know... there are easier ways to climb a fence.

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    41 points Lexioralex

    Arguably quicker though

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    18 points DIJames6

    Easier ways to get a vasectomy too..

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    6 points mihaimai

    I don't think you could climb that fence with your own means.

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  • 84 points CelticCross61

    I was expecting something idiotic but he went above and beyond.....literally.

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    11 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    Right lol. I thought he was just gonna poke it. Apparently not.

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    4 points UldereksRock

    Would make infinitely more sense, but jumping on it to further agitate it is just so idiotic

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  • 122 points nihillistic_raccoon

    You have to be born yesterday to not know that you shouldn't surprise huge animals. I bet that this is the same guy who stands right behind a horse

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    42 points PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

    ...and slaps it on the ass.

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    7 points Turrichan

    While yelling “HYAH!!”

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    3 points UldereksRock

    And reaches for its balls

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  • 59 points No-Walk-9615

    Plot twist- this is a low security prison and this was a 3month escape plan finally coming through.

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    1 points Nini-hime

    So someone smuggled a cow inside? xD reminds me of the episode of South park where Cartman smuggles Disney land attractions into prison

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  • 19 points magseven

    I think it launched him dick first into that fence post. He flew at it all spread-eagle beagle and got racked.

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    7 points nihillistic_raccoon

    spread-eagle beagle

    Noted, now I'm waiting for the opportunity to use it myself

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    1 points kingtaco_17

    Prepare for liftoff

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  • 38 points RoyalGibraltar

    Are those barbed?

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    18 points j_ds

    Cactus Jack took more damage 😂

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  • 47 points macillus

    This needs to be dubbed with hilarious sound effects.

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    2 points lukxsuz

    Ant tom and jerry "aohuhu" is a must

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  • 12 points Open_Librarian_823

    So satisfying

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  • 10 points Maximitaysii

    If he wanted to get to the other side of the fence, I'd say he succeeded.

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  • 10 points RedditNurseBot

    Tell me again how you received barbed wire gashes on your legs? You said you weren’t “climbing” the fence. This is confusing

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  • 7 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    He’s lucky it threw him over the fence. Otherwise it would’ve come back for more.

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  • 5 points QuantifiedGoat

    Well, you've succeeded. But probably not in the way you imagined.

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  • 4 points MealFew8619

    This belongs in r/WinStupidPrizes

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  • 3 points ForeverStrangeMoe

    Back at the barnyard vibes

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  • 3 points An_Old_IT_Guy

    And stay out!

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  • 3 points kochapi

    Jail wardens hate this simple trick 

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  • 2 points crispymk2

    That's going to leave a mark

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  • 3 points Ornery_Definition_65

    Cow was like

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  • 1 points BoredBorealis

    Was there a follow up to this plan?

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    2 points Luigi_Spina

    Finora no. Qualora dovesse incontrare una tigre....

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  • 1 points junostik

    Cowabanga!

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  • 1 points MoodResponsible918

    that's impressive toss tbh dude clear the whole fence

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  • 1 points Such_Ad5145

    The antonym to cow tipping.

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  • 1 points LordFlarkenagel

    "Play Stoopid games, win stoopid prizes." - You've won an all expenses later, trip to the orthopedic surgery center for a fractured ankle - complete with AIRFARE.

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  • 1 points coachkduce209

    To infinity and beyond..

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  • 1 points sumodogleo

    Nice.... go cows !

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  • 1 points LeroyBadBrown

    "Moo you!"

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  • 1 points adventurous-1

    Karma's a b*tch

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  • 1 points DIJames6

    Should've been wearing his helmet..

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  • 1 points LostBoyNav

    oh that's a real choice...

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  • 1 points petaahah

    that barb wire really smarts tho ...

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  • 1 points ladyraptorclawz

    Play stupid games.... win stupid prizes. He's lucky he got away with minimal injury... (as far as I can tell)

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  • 1 points WiseOne404

    Effing idiot

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  • 1 points 5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

    I hope this idiot can no longer reproduce.

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  • 1 points NJPatriot

    Idiot

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  • 1 points Nyan_Cat_Chick

    Cows and horses have crazy depth perception he saw the guy before he even got there. That’s not fly swatting that’s get the hell away swatting

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  • 1 points Paris_2233

    Don’t play with your food

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  • 1 points Kind_Mirror_6138

    Please be barbed wire🤞🏾

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  • 1 points FantasticDrowse39

    Dumbass.

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  • 1 points catbox_archeologist

    How to turn a cow into a cowtapult.

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