Bull demolishes man, twice
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  • 472 points PrestigiousEye77

    Him standing up was just requesting for seconds, bull was so generous to oblige

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    89 points pialox

    “PLEASE SIR. MAY HAVE ANOTHER?”

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    53 points rxricks

    We're all thinking the same thing... "STAY DOWN!"

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    19 points Ok_Bee_4191

    I didn't hear no bell

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  • 506 points fear445

    I will never feel sorry for anyone who goes toe to toe willingly against a raging bull and gets killed by one.

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    229 points alejoSOTO

    The bull is not even raging. He's merely defending himself, you can't just get into an animal's space and expect it to give you kisses.

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    57 points driatic

    Except for your dog. Thats probably the only exception

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    16 points OceanRacoon

    What about my neighbour's ovcharka, Shredder?

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    13 points socialpronk

    You can pet any dog once.

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    6 points OceanRacoon

    I tried today on the way home from work, he actually took both my hands before I even touched his fluff, not every dog 🥺

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    2 points Urisagaz

    As they said, any dog, but only once.

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    1 points gabwinone

    And your cat! (Don't be a breedist!)

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    1 points driatic

    Lol I had a sweetheart orange cat but she did not always come when called. She liked pets on her time. Ran away twice, my dogs would never do that.

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    -5 points stillness_illness

    God. The "pointless nuance reddit comment" is so irritating. "Acshually the bull is defending itself which isn't raging".

    Why can't you just read the comment and think "yeah bull is basically raging I get their point"? Why is that such a tricky thing for redditors to do?

    It's like the FTFY comment. Jesus Christ just let people say what they say. Unless you truly disagree with the message being conveyed, why be disagreeable about the semantics?

    Like just seeing the forest for the trees. They made a comment, the sentiment is clear. No need to clarify or correct anything.

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    9 points alejoSOTO

    Maybe you should take your own advice, nothing about this interaction was adversarial or hostile.

    Is a forum, people can say what they want, add what they want to whatever topic the talk is about.

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    1 points Meal_Team6

    You must be fun at parties

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    34 points BGP_001

    They should make some sort of saying about it, you mess with the bull, you get the something something. Hm, someone smarter than me can create that I'm sure.

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    23 points hapkidoox

    Medical bill?

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    16 points bennihana09

    Sir, this happens in Europe.

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    4 points Salted-Cucumber

    Mess with the bull, you get the torn... Idk it's there

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    3 points Eyes_Snakes_Art

    Mess with the bull, you get reborn?

    Nah, that ain’t quite it, either.

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    4 points MealFew8619

    Gaping anus

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    1 points Mr-Cartman

    Least of his worries

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    3 points indycpa7

    Right, if I read an ad that says come on down and watch a bull run wild in the street, I am not going down there.

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  • 97 points Zestyclose_Bed4202

    No, see, the bull was being a Good Samaritan! He was just trying to help the poor guy het over the wall.

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  • 79 points jaybird99990

    The crowd the first time: "No, stay down! Play dead!"

    The crowd the second time: "That's better!"

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    50 points OceanRacoon

    In the morgue two weeks later, "Wow, this guy is really committing to the bit."

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    4 points CountChocula32

    I swear I tried not to laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 103 points UncleJulz

    Sorry,not sorry. Take part in animal torture you get what you deserve.

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  • 83 points EmotionalDonut5703

    Just a few seconds to end your dignity, vacation and sometimes even your life, all while filming your misfortune

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  • 77 points dexxter0137

    Damn ,poor guy. I wish there was something he could have done to prevent this. /s

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    19 points CoffeeAndTwinPeaks

    If only there was historical data and visual evidence of what happens at these events…

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  • 18 points skibbady-baps

    Hey, where do you think you’re going? … Round Two 😌

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  • 14 points No-Satisfaction6065

    There is a reason farmers tell you to not enter a bull's field if you can't run faster than the bull.

    Farmer's wisdom, words to live by...

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    13 points --Cinna--

    if you can't run faster than the bull

    That's the issue, all these people think they're better than the bull

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    2 points No-Satisfaction6065

    Some call it natural selection

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    2 points OralJonDoe

    That’s just like uh, your opinion man.

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  • 11 points WaterH2Omelon

    Such an awful “tradition”. Just abusing animals for entertainment.

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  • 23 points Decent-Cold-9471

    Bulls really seem to know what they’re doing.

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  • 24 points knarf3

    Did he get gored? I don't see any blood 😠.

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    35 points whybutts

    Look closely, after the second hit when bull turns around you can see the horns dripping droplets on the ground

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    11 points ytuhs

    Oh wow, if you go slow mo you can see the blood spatter really good. Ooof

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    0 points Medium-Set5680

    Can't se anything...

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  • 20 points EndOfDays144k

    Ecclesiasticus 12:13 Who will pity a charmer that is bitten with a serpent, or any such as come nigh wild beasts?

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    6 points kingtaco_17

    DUUUUDE-teronomy

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  • 7 points awesumlewy

    The bull went back for more, good for him

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    3 points Resident-Elevator696

    I love how everyone is so willing to torture and taunt the bull,but when one of their homies is getting gored, everyone bales

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    1 points Zero-89

    He’s had a long day.  He deserves seconds.

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    1 points gwhstsgsh

    The goat is a chad, he killed the villain of his story and has a big- (yes, it is visible in the video btw)

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  • 4 points Upvotespoodles

    Whenever you’re thinking of torturing animals, ride a bike or read a book instead. This lowers your odds of being gored to death.

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  • 9 points kingbuhler

    Bystanders standing by. No one gonna step in until the job is finished.

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  • 4 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    Oof, getting up and running was not a good choice

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  • 5 points CortezDeLaNoche

    Why...why didn't he hop over the fence when the bull let him go the first time!?

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  • 6 points robertsplant

    My wife pulls this shit on me when iI ask her why the biscuits are cold?

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  • 3 points SunKing210

    Insert surprised pikachu face here

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  • 3 points Turrican360

    The first hit made him pass out a second. Including fencing relex.

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    2 points ManometSam

    yep landed straight on his head, probly concussed

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  • 3 points oralfashionista

    Bull: "I told you to stay down you pesky....you human, you...stay down! I'll show you, you friggin' frackin' friggin' human, you! Stay d...what is with you? Down with you, stubborn ass you human, you."

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    2 points tio_tito

    at the very end, "you wanted plenty before! you sure you don't want another round? i still have lots to give!"

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    1 points oralfashionista

    Man: "Ayy! Uyy! Owww! I....but...aaayyyy! Owwwww! Que?? Oooowww!! Pooooyyy!!! Aaayyyyy!"

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    I mean this is crule for the bull but ill give the countries that do these events credit for legal culling of the dummies.

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  • 3 points ShuckingFambles

    Have some of that. Twice

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  • 3 points RocketChickenX

    Suicide by bull. LOL.

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  • 3 points RedHighlander

    Why do people put themselves in these positions?

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  • 3 points UserUnknownBro

    If you're gonna be dumb, gou've gotta be tough. This guy really owns it.

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  • 3 points MyNameIsGladHeAteHer

    I never feel sorry for anyone that screws with a bull like its a good idea or its fun, r/winstupidprizes 👈

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  • 3 points Anen-o-me

    Uploading a vertical video with horizontal bar framing should be a criminal offense.

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  • 3 points chasm_of_sarcasm

    Why do the least athletic people on the planet always partake in this and think they can outmaneuver a bull? No brains, no body, and now no life.

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  • 6 points 77DETHSTROKE77

    r/fuckyouinparticular

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  • 5 points UhOhAllWillyNilly

    Oh dear, if only there was some way to prevent such injuries….

    /S

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  • 2 points Devilofchaos108070

    These people are absolute idiots. And cruel to the bull

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  • 2 points Mc_Joel

    He didnt deserve to die, but what the fuck do you expect to happen when you put a bull in that situation

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    2 points CinnamonGurl1975

    Yes, he did.

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  • 2 points kuchenmensch4

    Damn, if only there could have been a way to prevent this.

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  • 2 points Tex_Noir

    Stay down muthafucker or I'm gonna mess you up again.

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  • 2 points _ChipWhitley_

    If only there was a way to prevent this

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  • 2 points XxKTtheLegendxX

    would probably survived if he hadn't gotten up with that flimsy running

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  • 2 points jast13

    Bull gave the guy a chance to run. But he chose to run the wrong way. Bull proceeds to round two. Lol

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  • 2 points mmashare06

    He ded

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  • 2 points billyjk93

    I've never seen it before, but do bulls/cows also bite in this scenario? It looks like he does at one point.

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  • 1 points Unglaublich-65

    That last slam to the ground...just so fast and powerful at the same time. What a bull. The man himself? Fafo. Do not stress out and thus torture animals. It's a very predictable and preventable outcome if you chose to do it anyway.

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  • 1 points Talidel

    The heights of human stupidity will never fail to amaze me.

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  • 1 points CountChocula32

    Good boy!

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  • 1 points No_Neighborhood5665

    Flawless.......well, you know. V

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  • 1 points Numerous_Many7542

    Thank you for posting this. It has been a long day, and I needed something to smile about.

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  • 1 points Current_Skill7805

    The smile I had on my face watching this.

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  • 1 points Cordyceptionist

    This looks like so much fun. How have I been missing out EVERY time? /s

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  • 1 points MuffinPuff

    That man is dead. No way he survived that.

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  • 1 points wodoloto

    Twice? It was 10 at least

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  • 1 points twinriver999

    Bull should have gone for the head

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  • 1 points Nardorian1

    Not a mathematician but twice? Seems more than that.

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  • 1 points Salt-Outlandishness3

    St❤️y H❤️me

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  • 1 points cheturo

    People don't get that bulls will attack if you move... and if you stay still.

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  • 1 points Action-a-go-go-baby

    No matter how many times I see this sort of thing, I always wonder about this persons parents:

    “We raised you, we changed your diapers, we sent you to school, made sure you were loved and fed and knew you had a home to come back too, no matter what… then you killed yourself trying to dance with an animal that could kill you in an instant, for no reason at all; such a waste”

    [grave dirt pilling on]

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  • 1 points Past-Product-1100

    Gets up,.Hey bull ! Is THAT all you got?

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  • 1 points SAboyPedi

    I like how the crowd tried to catch him mid air. Lol

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  • 1 points rockadoodoo01

    Dang, that dude was getting the full treatment.

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  • 1 points 3ightball

    Throw the damn towel - Apollo Creed’s trainer

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  • 1 points redditmike1002

    Excellent

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  • 1 points shapeitguy

    I bet it's so much fun to be gored at Bull run /s

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  • 1 points logixal1

    Did this hurt the bull?

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  • 1 points CardiologistTop8075

    "I'm a breeding bull!"

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  • 1 points infinitemonkeythe

    All those "brave men" doing absolutely nothing to help.

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  • 1 points _the69thakur

    Why did he run that way instead of climbing up?

    No sympathy whatsoever. These guys volunteer for this anyways

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  • 1 points Doisefes

    "Já acabou, Jéssica?"

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  • 1 points BoneZone05

    Y O U D I E D

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  • 1 points Steelm7

    Good bull

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  • 1 points _zombie_k

    Oh no, I wonder how this could happen?! A real mystery.....

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  • 1 points Iloveairportt129

    We need to stop bulls from doing this to innocent people. Why is nobody doing anything to end it??

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  • 1 points sabertoothdog

    That’s the bull from looney toons.

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  • 1 points captainsurfa

    "I didn't hear no bell!"

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  • 1 points Bug_Barn

    He literally had a chance to live but he got up and try to run.

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  • 1 points greenaether

    When the bull turned around and stared at the guy just waiting for him to move like the bull was trying to confirm its kill

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  • 1 points Reasonable-Wing-2271

    If common sense didn't warn him, Reddit could have.

    This yutz has neither.

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  • 1 points HugsandHate

    It's funny to me that people always try to distract or shoo off the bull. But it never works. Bulls don't give a shit. Or even have the ability to comprehend what the stupid humans are trying to communicate.

    How haven't people who participate in this bullshittery (Pun intended) learnt that by now?

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  • 1 points seanthebeloved

    I had nachos for lunch.

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