A 57-year-old man was gored to death during the Toro del Gayumbo bull festival in Ubrique, Spain
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  • 2441 points markym_uk

    If only there was a way this could be avoided…

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    360 points ezmoney98

    He was supposed to side step

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    306 points copperwatt

    Zigged when he should have zagged.

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    75 points NoFleas

    Louie'd when he shoulda Ralph'ed

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    94 points sirhackenslash

    French fried when he should have pizza'd

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    34 points jcravenc1

    If you pizza when you are supposed to french fry, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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    5 points chinesespyballoon808

    To be’d when he should have not to be’d

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    5 points Still-BangingYourMum

    To me'd when he should have to you'd

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    21 points awesumlewy

    Like my friend Scary Spice would say "zig-a-zig-a"

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    21 points copperwatt

    My zigga? Is that ok? I feel like that's not ok.

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    10 points Komobu542

    Zigga please

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    2 points viBR4INium

    Ducked when he shoulda dodged.

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    5 points DoughNotDoit

    not unlocked yet

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    2 points Still-BangingYourMum

    Not cont +alt+delete?

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    2 points broberds

    It’s just a jump to the left.

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    78 points djauralsects

    The solution is more bulls.

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    36 points No_Fox

    Bulls with friggin lasers on them

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    9 points UglyFilthyDog

    Maybe a couple machetes to look extra cool.

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    10 points mmmfritz

    if he had a bull to stop this bull then he would be safe

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    12 points djauralsects

    Where’s a good guy with a bull when you need him?

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    5 points ravemaester

    This was a no-bull zone.

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    75 points binary_spaniard

    'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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    41 points Imjustweirddoh

    Wise people in the future might know the answer

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    13 points plipyplop

    Stay tuned to this subreddit to find out!

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    40 points Numerous_Many7542

    He forgot Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. Otherwise he'd have been fine.

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    3 points viBR4INium

    You forgot ‘start’

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    11 points AdhesivenessNo1216

    We’re open to suggestions 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    50 points MrRogersAE

    You mean being physically fit enough to pull his body weight up and climb to safety?

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    93 points markym_uk

    One option! Or not taking part in this shit in the first place…

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    42 points Open_Librarian_823

    How a lifelong couch potato thinks he suddenly can participate in this kind of physical challenges?

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    29 points MrRogersAE

    I’ve got a great new title: 57 year old man fails first pull up attempt in 35 years!

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    11 points No_Fox

    He'd forgotten to take his afternoon siesta that day

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    9 points ApartmentLast

    Or you know, use the door literally feet away...

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    4 points lukeluke0000

    But then he wouldn't be a real macho being in the streets facing a 🐂

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    3 points kwakimaki

    DODGE!!!

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    5 points Haughty_n_Disdainful

    laughs at own death gif…

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    2 points Burk_Bingus

    Should've learned his parry timings.

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  • 1454 points MitchellSFold

    Convenient to bleed out next to a drain. Very courteous to the road sweepers.

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    193 points dagaderga

    I was hoping the blood makes it to the drain before video ended. I’m pretty confident the blood made it though

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    81 points AlideoAilano

    It looked to me like he fell downhill from the drain. The blood runs back under his body instead of toward the grate.

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    22 points Augustus420

    Why was this downvoted? That's exactly what happened.

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  • 480 points Medd-

    Family is probably crying now claiming he didn’t deserve this and how unfair it is that he got killed

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    183 points Washingtonpinot

    Did you notice the guy that looks just like him wearing a matching shirt? His someone important already watched him die.

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    53 points Yugan-Dali

    “I was with him to the end. His last words were ‘grrrnnnsppplllttt.’”

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    13 points Spanish___Inquisitor

    But aside from that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?

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    4 points Elbonio

    I hadn't spotted that until you point it out - it looks like he's telling the people inside on the balcony not to look, presumably they are his family.

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    3 points Hyposuction

    Yeah fuck all that.

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  • 692 points NeoTheRiot

    Dont worry, while it seems brutal its an old tradition and part of culture so its fine. /s

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    189 points Split_Pea_Vomit

    A Toro Del Gayumbo Bull Festival without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.

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  • 326 points yesmaybeyes

    Ole?

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    56 points AdministrativeCup378

    Oleeeee Ole Ole Oleeeee Oleeeeee Oleeee

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    39 points billyjk93

    "the safe word is not working!"

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    19 points jericho138

    Hahahasnort. Take my upvote.

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    2 points redbadger91

    Unusual name for a Spaniard, but maybe he has Scandinavian roots.

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  • 474 points Shurdus

    Oh no, so horrible. I hope that poor bull was OK.

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    130 points ghostcatzero

    His horns have blood on them they should disinfect them asap

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    3 points SandiePantss

    I think the bull got away blood free, but the wall near the door?? Not so much….

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    61 points VideoLeoj

    Sadly, I’m sure it wasn’t okay not too long after this.

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  • 287 points Late-Elderberry6761

    Probably one of the worst and most easily avoidable ways to die. Come to Hawaii man! Beaches and waves for days.

    Stupid guy

    oh he got poked in the left side of his neck when he got slammed against the wall. brutal bleedout

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    75 points rtdenny

    Aloha, former Hawai’i resident and once beach lifeguard qualified.

    Only thing, if you’re in the wrong place and turn your back, the waves will kill you just as surely as the bull….!

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    20 points Late-Elderberry6761

    For real South Kihei is no joke! Saw some older russian lookin aunties get barreled over and over till lifeguards had for run down

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    7 points mmmfritz

    id take my chance treading water for a couple hours while someone comes vs. staring down a 2000lb animal with horns.

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    2 points Nfarrah

    I'm sure you're right, but the difference is you go head-to-head with waves, you've got a pretty good shot at coming through it OK, especially if you keep your eyes on what's coming. You go head-to-head with a bull and you're just asking for trouble, whether you keep your eyes on it or not.

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    85 points rhedfish

    It's known in medical circles as a Charlie Kirk.

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    35 points Bigboiiiii22

    I was gonna say he got Kirk’d but I wasn’t in the mood to be banned today but we can go down together

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    5 points legocitiez

    Kirk'd 🤣🤣🤣 stealing this so fast, I shall cite bigboiiiiii22 at every use

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    4 points [deleted]

    Im thinking of moving to hawaii. Worth it? Thanks

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  • 80 points BeerNcheesePlz

    Why do they do this again?

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    75 points VideoLeoj

    Because they’re imbeciles.

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    43 points binary_spaniard

    Mediterranean pagan traditions revered the bull as a symbol of virility, divine power, and creation.

    If you want to do root cause analysis, this is the actual reason.

    The traditions evolve, after thousands of years. In my hometown the runs of the bulls traditionally only allowed bachelors traditionally, I guess to demonstrate that you are marriage material, but nowadays have been open to everybody independently of age, gender and marital status.

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    6 points RestlessNightbird

    I suppose as a bachelor then you ideally you don't have children yet that can see you be gored to death by a giant, terrified animal.

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    6 points ManWithBigPenis69420

    Because spainish

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  • 320 points MacKay2112

    At least he died doing what he loved.

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    135 points carl84

    Being a prick?

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    159 points BustinMakesMeFeelMeh

    Being pricked

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    18 points -trowawaybarton

    being pricked and bucket kicked

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    5 points bitironic

    Being Spanish. They just can’t get enough of this!

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    17 points 0siris0

    I didn't even know he was sick

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  • 141 points Koutopoulos

    Stupid games stupid prices. Fuck anyone who exploits animals for their entertainment.

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    33 points xwing_n_it

    As far as this part of the event is concerned, it looks like the bulls are really enjoying themselves.

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    6 points SemKors

    Nah, bulls are usually absolutely calm and friendly. They ofter have their testicles clamped to make them more aggressive.

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  • 70 points EyeSeenFolly

    At least that was relatively quick. Damn.

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  • 36 points BornWithSideburns

    Blood pooling under him Like a GTA npc

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    3 points blkpingu

    I think he got poked in the neck you can see sauce on the bulls right horn

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  • 84 points knockrocks

    Oh no. Anyway.

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    24 points xwing_n_it

    Yet the observers sound surprised it happened. Like "Whaaaat?? Impossible!"

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    11 points txroller

    They seemed truly shocked 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 29 points SageOfSixCabbages

    As is tradition..

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  • 28 points Flat_Ad_9033

    That kid is never gonna forget that. Hopefully it keeps him from ever participating in this stupid shit.

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  • 73 points MyNameIsGladHeAteHer

    Ya know we had a few casualties but all in all the festival was a great success!

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    65 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    “Some of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

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    15 points RabidPlaty

    A Dothraki wedding bull run without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

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  • 23 points spellegrano

    He forgot that one rule of bull avoidance. Bulls aren’t attracted to the color, they’re attracted to the movement.

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  • 19 points Swankyman56

    If only this could have been avoided

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  • 16 points EndOfDays144k

    How about the ‘Blue Shirt Guy’ just casually walking by like it’s a morning walk in the park 🙃😪

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  • 16 points my4coins

    I like how the couple open the door to look out and slams the door as soon they see the old man being rag dolled.

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  • 14 points MrMogura

    Mind you, this side quest is optional 😐

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  • 15 points UncleJulz

    Oh well, he made the decision to participate in this barbaric animal abuse. Hope it was worth it.

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  • 12 points seidinove

    A variation of “I only have to be faster than you,” replaced by “I only have to climb higher than you.”

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  • 22 points zzeduardozz

    You mess with the bulls you get the horns amirite??

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  • 27 points WaterH2Omelon

    Why the hell is this thing not banned in Spain? Surely if they can’t feel anything about animal cruelty the danger to people is reason to ban it.

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    11 points DeezNutsGoth

    Money...

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    12 points Sancho_Panzas_Donkey

    Populist right-wingers droning on about "tradition".

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  • 12 points afternever

    Black shorts guy never getting down off that window

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  • 22 points Vodka-Knot

    Hope the bull didn't hurt it's horns doing that.

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  • 21 points chasm_of_sarcasm

    It’s always wild to me that you can live decades, probably having some close calls, but then at 57 you decide that hanging on by your fingertips participating in enraging an animal made of pure muscle and death pokeys is a great idea.

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  • 9 points ArmTheApes

    Well, that's the risk these people take. The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

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  • 58 points ayerkevi

    Shoe came off. He never stood a chance.

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    9 points Shervivor

    r/shoeflew

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  • 13 points daddiebutch

    This motivated me to be able to do a single pull up

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  • 6 points The_Great_Man_Potato

    Hey what’s that one saying about bulls and horns?

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  • 6 points DanyGlady

    Damn, people really like to put themselves into situations where they might die without benefits.

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  • 7 points UnderDogPants

    El Drano

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  • 25 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    9 points operablesocks

    Because tariffs.

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    4 points Bubblybathtime

    Hahaha

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    3 points ghostcatzero

    ReLeAsE tHe fILeS

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  • 5 points Thislsnotmythrowaway

    Oopsie. Well .. anyway

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  • 5 points EmotionalDonut5703

    Gored to death warning?... why yes that's why I'm here!

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  • 6 points Royal-Organization16

    It's the nonchalance of the stage coming in at the end that gets me. Like he's so immune to the death of some random dude during this festival

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  • 5 points rick27606

    At least drain was right next to the body!

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  • 3 points M_FootRunner

    Nothing is ever certain, but this sub is not the one I'm going to end up in.

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  • 13 points Rahnamatta

    Después se quejan por los chistes de gallegos

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    3 points SpelunkPlunk

    Ay Venancio!

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  • 9 points VideoLeoj

    57 years of life experience, and he was still too stupid/foolish/brazen to know that this practice is horrid and cruel, and that those bulls kill people.

    Fuck ‘em.

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  • 4 points Commercial-Remote69

    This needs to be banned !

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  • 3 points DeeDzai

    Bull bonked his head on that doorframe. He's definitely dead.

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  • 2 points SynsDad

    Barbaric practice but justice sometimes is served

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  • 5 points Emotional-Day-9412

    I prefer a Beer Festival

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  • 4 points BlueFeathered1

    Barbarous society to engage in this still in the 21st century. Dying for nothing righteous and people just stand around or walk by.

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  • 3 points CheshireGrin92

    I know this is gonna sound fucked but that seems like a game of fuck around and find out. Unless he got caught up in the run by accident or something

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    8 points jaxxxtraw

    Unless he got caught up in the run by accident or something

    Everyone in that whole region is well aware of their bull run. Nobody was there by accident. They wipe up the blood and wait until next year.

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  • 3 points Man-on-the-Rocks

    Omg - from looking forward to retirement to seconds later his life juice leaking out and literally going down the drain. Ultimate FAFO sadly…

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  • 4 points ironwarriorlord

    It is his culture and we must respect them, so fuck him…

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  • 4 points bio_coop

    Oh no! Hope the bull is okay!

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  • 6 points ScorpionMillion

    Is the bull good?

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  • 5 points dontusefedex

    He should have stayed home. What a way to end your life after 57 years.

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    3 points chickenskittles

    Surely looking out the window would have done the trick.

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  • 2 points Prior-Throat-8017

    Love how Spaniards say the countries they colonized are underdeveloped when they keep doing stupid shit like this

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  • 4 points Jealous_Crazy9143

    Once i saw the shoe, knew it was over

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  • 13 points Abwettar

    Anime levels of blood there

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  • 12 points ScurvyDervish

    And the neighbors who shut the door to leave him to his fate....

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    11 points thingamajig1987

    Why risk getting gored yourself just to pull a dead body into your house

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  • 3 points EvilCaveBoy

    Mostly peaceful

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  • 3 points LTC-trader

    That last push was likely what got him. It looks like it got him in the neck.

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  • 3 points Ham-Shank

    Haha. What a dick.

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  • 3 points 0fiuco

    at 57 you should know better.

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  • 3 points 375InStroke

    Does anyone feel sorry for these people? What do they hope to get out of it? "Look at me, I'm so macho, trying to climb up the side of a building."

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    2 points MisterOwl213

    I never understood the idea of releasing a bunch of bulls and running away from them. Bull riding, sure I guess. Still stupid but whatever. Even bullfighting makes a bit more sense than the bull run.

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  • 3 points RedL0bsterBiscuit

    I wish more idiots would let bulls take them out.

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  • 5 points BoneZone05

    Congratulations! You won the event! 🏆 🎉

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  • 3 points TheSwimMeet

    From the folks who brought you Leopards Ate my Face comes a new adventure called Bull Gored my Torso. Same result, but with a new twist

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  • 2 points amanajay

    The blood is flowing in the opposite direction to the drain.

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    3 points Soft_Cranberry6313

    The bull is on that side. There’s no way the blood is going near that bull again.

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  • 2 points danielperi1

    The dangling little legs lmaoooooo

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  • 2 points juice-rock

    Holy crap. He got that horn right in the chest too.

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  • 2 points lightingthefire

    Me, I used to do 15 pull-ups every day.

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  • 2 points atomicturdburglar

    Those other guys quickly closed the door on him 😅

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  • 2 points elpinchechavoloco

    Nothing to see here, this is normal within this culture, as we can see, the “celebration” must go on.

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  • 2 points trashbilly

    When you mess with the bull.......

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  • 2 points iranoutofusernamespa

    Is there news on this? Only one shoe came off, so he must be only half dead.

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  • 2 points VodkaShandy

    If my nation had a tradition where they release a raging bull into the streets every so often, I’d make very sure I knew what day it was and make sure to stay firmly indoors that day. Probably looking up ways to move to a less insane nation while I’m at it.

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  • 2 points Mrfister7377

    Things you love to see.

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  • 2 points Milk-Barrel

    Oh no, how terrible.

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  • 2 points HIGHPatient

    super poor storm drain design! The blood flows perfectly away from the drain.

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  • 2 points slipperyslope69

    He has definitely convinced me of his masculinity!

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  • 2 points Oli_VK

    Oh god… bit much for me.. seriously leave bulls alone…

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  • 2 points Practical-Whole3040

    Repost

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  • 2 points muspdx

    are you not entertained

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  • 2 points adone659

    Bull Won that round

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  • 2 points k2d2r232

    Yeah shoe came off, hard to survive that

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  • 2 points interrobang32

    I don’t know much, but I am 100% sure I will not die this way. 100% sure.

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  • 2 points classless_classic

    Damn. He bled out like Charlie Kirk.

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  • 2 points Loud-Operation-9732

    Extremely satisfied. Bull wins.

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  • 2 points TheKobraSnake

    "to shreds, you say"

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  • 2 points CaptainAmerica199

    Being poor has saved me from a submarine implosion, Freezing to death on Everest, and now being gored to death by a bull 😀

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    2 points chickenskittles

    I admire your sunny outlook on poverty. Everything is a matter of perspective. 😂

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  • 2 points JrAdelberg

    Love that for that bull. ❤️

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  • 2 points unropednope

    Disgusting abhorrent event that should be outlawed. Purposely scarring the shit out of a bull so it rampages in fear along a narrow alley surrounded by screaming morons only to be slaughtered at the end. I feel as bad for the guy as I do for Charlie Kirk.

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  • 3 points crikker444

    So anyways as I was saying

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  • 2 points BigDogTusken

    Oh well….

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  • 2 points Internal_Dinner_4545

    He won, right? Isn’t it the whole point of this thing?

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  • 3 points Electronic-Dreams-

    Thnakfully the Bull was not hurt!

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  • 2 points Arikaido777

    bad time in history to be a neck

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  • 3 points infinit9

    He knew the risks.

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  • 3 points zipzap21

    That's about as FAFO as you can get!

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  • 3 points snackattack4tw

    With recent events, I often wonder if Americans are the dumbest people on planet Earth.

    Then I'm reminded that this is a thing.

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  • 3 points txroller

    Supreme FAFO

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  • 3 points EconomicsSavings973

    His last thought: "oh fuk ima fatass"

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  • 2 points Grown_Azzz_Kid

    O’le!!!

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  • 2 points TripleDragons

    Stupid old man

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  • 2 points I_AM_A_ZEBRA_AMA

    He only lost one shoe, he'll be fine.

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  • 2 points Kiarapanther

    There was a motorcycle accident next to my mother's work when I went to pick her up. The drain was at least 20 feet from the injured. It was a river pouring into that drain and yet, somehow the guy survived. I didn't think the body had that much blood. I still see it when I close my eyes sometimes. It was a hit and run, black BMW and they never caught the guy as far as I know.

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  • 2 points iStratos

    Lost a shoe. Certain death.

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  • 2 points Zealousideal_Log6152

    Look... I get that it's unjust for the bull to be forced to run but a guy who probably had a family still fucking died! At least show some sympathy for the family that lost someone.

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  • 1 points primitivebutcher

    The bull carved his calf enough to pull his shoe off. 😳

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  • 1 points Nicodolivet

    For a million years the only way there was to eat those beasts, was to wait 35 years for them to grow to old.

    We are carnivorous scavengers.

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