Nuh uh, I have a lucky "Anti-Bull Goring" rock, and I've never been gored by a bull because of that! And definitely not because I don't torture animals, I mean, what kind of crazy talk is that?!?
Yup, I torture animals ALL the time and I've never been gored by a bull. Then again, I tend to mostly stick to those bipedal ones with the phones and shit, can't remember what they're called.
Right. I don’t get why they’re always so shocked and surprised when the bull fights back lol. Like obviously if you’re deliberately provoking a dangerous wild animal, it’s going to get mad and do exactly what all dangerous wild animals do.
It's not but they agitate it by breaking It's tail and tying its balls with rope to hurt it, and therefore try to defend itself. If someone tied my balls with rope, I'd turn wild too i think
I've read they work hard to prevent bad things happening, like severing the muscles in the bulls neck, sticking spikes in its body and other unpleasant things to weaken it.
Indeed. But notice that they had no stretcher, no safety or medical kit of any kind. Heck they have no less than four paramedics on hand at any international soccer match with an ambulance prepped and ready. But in this sport it's like they consider any modernization to be verboten.
I took the sharp corner of an old wooden table in that exact spot, and it was like the sciatic version of hitting my funny bone but with tears, weak legs, and lucky charms floating before my eyes. Can’t imagine what a bulls horn there feels like. Luckily I’m not an ass who needs to torture animals to death to make my pp feel good, so I’ll never find out.
I wonder, seriously, if he can comprehend the absolute unbridled joy I (and probably most people) feel that he has had inflicted upon him, a serious injury as a result of his decision to partake in animal cruelty for the purpose of entertainment to a bunch of mindless pricks. I honestly hope he does, and I hope it’s life changing for him; not only in his reduced physical ability from the injury, but In his desire to hurt animals for no reason than to show off. Prick.
Except that the running and matadoring thing still causes extreme distress to the bull and the constant running trying to attack leaves them texhausted to the point they collapse.
Image you are put in a strange place you dont recognize with loud noises coming from all angles, then an asshole a being that you instinctively recognize as a potential threat comes to you, taunting you with an action that drives your most innermost senseses into defending yourself, but your attacks fail, the being keeps taunting, you keep attacking, you keep failing and sometimes the being stabs you non-lethally on purpose to accelerate stuff, you get tired faster and faster until your body just gives, at which point the being tries (and often fails) to deliver a quick stab on your heart to kill you quickly, but most likely strikes a lung instead leading to a slow death.
Yep, watch the video again. See there are two barbed spears called pica’s. The cowardly Picadors do this from horseback. This weakens and infuriates the bull. When the bull grows too weak to entertain the monsters in the stands. He draws a sword from the handle of his cape and artfully stabs the bull in the heart.
Like a clown show- wish they would've kept going their initial direction and just took the dude right back out. Lol. Too bad that they'll all outlive the bull RIP
If you are going to bullfight, it should just be a man and a bull. The bull gets no help but if the dude gets hurt, a dozen dudes run in to help. What if when the bull gets hurt a dozen other bulls get released.
Let's be honest, let the bull finish the fight!. After all, it was meant to be such a heroic, one to one power struggle. The winner takes it all!!!. But that can't happen, as it's already a done deal that all these bulls ultimately dies to a bunch of blood thirsty muppets to watch in the name of tradition. Shame the 'hero' bull killer got a little pain also!. Has things like this got space in modern times?!.....obviously to backwards nation's.
Not to sure how one raptures even a single muscle let alone two....however im sure that man felt perhaps a minor amount of why the fuck did i do this sorta pain got gored in the side and it played peek-a-boo with his poop shoot
I love how they never think of having an EMT on site. Just a few boys in some dainty outfits grabbing a corner and running out, without a plan as to where to actually go.
Tbh this is the perfect price imo. Pain and maybe even losing your legs. (I personally don't believe they deserve death and especially not in a bloody way since I don't put animals, especially non pets, on the same level as humans.)
All his fancy boys jump in like they're 1st responder heroes in sexeh tights. Still, I'll bet they have gobs and oodles of lovely bimbos hanging all over them at the cantina later that night.
TO ALL YOU HATERS!! THESE BRAVE MEN DO THIS FOR US! THEY LOOK SO DASHING IN THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS AND ARE NATIONAL HE- sorry couldn't keep it up hahahaha.
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Oh no. I often wonder why I never get gored by a bull but then I remember I don't torture animals
Surely that's s coincidence
These kind of accidents are impossible to predict.
Nuh uh, I have a lucky "Anti-Bull Goring" rock, and I've never been gored by a bull because of that! And definitely not because I don't torture animals, I mean, what kind of crazy talk is that?!?
You haven't been gored by a bull... Yet
Nah. You’re obviously jumping to conclusions…
Yup, I torture animals ALL the time and I've never been gored by a bull. Then again, I tend to mostly stick to those bipedal ones with the phones and shit, can't remember what they're called.
I don’t get gored either…..coincide maybe?
Beginner’s luck
Correlation doesn’t always equal causation, although I’m pretty sure they might have something to do with each other in this case.
I torture my animals all the time, & have never been goes by a bull.
Mine are constantly hearing 'baby talk' & getting kisses
This really is the dumbest sport. They are always so unprepared for something bad to happen.
Right. I don’t get why they’re always so shocked and surprised when the bull fights back lol. Like obviously if you’re deliberately provoking a dangerous wild animal, it’s going to get mad and do exactly what all dangerous wild animals do.
The bull is not a wild animal. It is just the male version of a cow. It doesn't grow into the wilderness.
It's not but they agitate it by breaking It's tail and tying its balls with rope to hurt it, and therefore try to defend itself. If someone tied my balls with rope, I'd turn wild too i think
You seem to be under the impression that I’m stupid. I am not. I don’t appreciate being condescended.
Hope that helps!
he was just correcting you. You’re the only one sounding condescending
I've read they work hard to prevent bad things happening, like severing the muscles in the bulls neck, sticking spikes in its body and other unpleasant things to weaken it.
Indeed. But notice that they had no stretcher, no safety or medical kit of any kind. Heck they have no less than four paramedics on hand at any international soccer match with an ambulance prepped and ready. But in this sport it's like they consider any modernization to be verboten.
Good points.
Just as dumb as bull riding in a rodeo. Or hitting each others face in kickboxing.
I hope the bull hit this assholes spine
Raptured a muscle? So the muscles get to go to heaven and the rest of him stays on Earth?
The rest got left behind
His ass gets raptured and he will have to receive forgiveness from every single bull he killed before he can enter to get it back
In this case.. i think raptured works too lol
Can anyone make this as a print to put on the wall?
I took the sharp corner of an old wooden table in that exact spot, and it was like the sciatic version of hitting my funny bone but with tears, weak legs, and lucky charms floating before my eyes. Can’t imagine what a bulls horn there feels like. Luckily I’m not an ass who needs to torture animals to death to make my pp feel good, so I’ll never find out.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Oh no, i mean, too bad.
Yeah too bad that the bull wasn't given an another proper chance to gore that mofo...😕
On the one hand I hate gore. On the other hand I love justice.
It's so cruel what they do to those poor bulls. I hope that guy has to shit side-saddle for the rest of his life.
FFS, #LeaveTheBullsAlone!
I wonder, seriously, if he can comprehend the absolute unbridled joy I (and probably most people) feel that he has had inflicted upon him, a serious injury as a result of his decision to partake in animal cruelty for the purpose of entertainment to a bunch of mindless pricks. I honestly hope he does, and I hope it’s life changing for him; not only in his reduced physical ability from the injury, but In his desire to hurt animals for no reason than to show off. Prick.
Mess with bull and you get the horns! Sad thing is the bull still probably died that day. No excuse for this sport to exist in this day and age.
Why don't they do the running and the matadoring and then just NOT kill the bull.
Remove the cruelty and this becomes a cool historic tradition with nothing to complain about.
Except that the running and matadoring thing still causes extreme distress to the bull and the constant running trying to attack leaves them texhausted to the point they collapse.
Image you are put in a strange place you dont recognize with loud noises coming from all angles, then
an assholea being that you instinctively recognize as a potential threat comes to you, taunting you with an action that drives your most innermost senseses into defending yourself, but your attacks fail, the being keeps taunting, you keep attacking, you keep failing and sometimes the being stabs you non-lethally on purpose to accelerate stuff, you get tired faster and faster until your body just gives, at which point the being tries (and often fails) to deliver a quick stab on your heart to kill you quickly, but most likely strikes a lung instead leading to a slow death.To get participation from the bull, they stab him in the shoulder with barbed points. Otherwise he might go looking for something to eat.
Oh, that I didn't realize. Well then end the practice completely. I was hoping the tradition could be kept alive without the barbaric parts.
Yep, watch the video again. See there are two barbed spears called pica’s. The cowardly Picadors do this from horseback. This weakens and infuriates the bull. When the bull grows too weak to entertain the monsters in the stands. He draws a sword from the handle of his cape and artfully stabs the bull in the heart.
Because that would be logical and kinda (slightly) more ethical and Spaniards can’t have that
The matador doesnt even come out to the ring til the picadors have speared the bull multiple times and severed most of the muscles in the bulls neck.
On point.
Like a clown show- wish they would've kept going their initial direction and just took the dude right back out. Lol. Too bad that they'll all outlive the bull RIP
Imagine Not only getting owned by the very animal you Set out to kill...
But dying in those ridicoulus clothes!
What a pain in the ass.
That man's face went a shade of purple I've never seen before
If you are going to bullfight, it should just be a man and a bull. The bull gets no help but if the dude gets hurt, a dozen dudes run in to help. What if when the bull gets hurt a dozen other bulls get released.
Even for soccer players they use stretchers.
Oh no! Anyway🥱
I love it. Give me more.
I have to wonder, if I were in the stands and stood up to cheer for the bull, would I be in danger? Does anybody ever?
There's that one video where the stands collapse. Hilarious. And others where the bull goes into the stands.
If only this injury could have been prevented somehow…
Aw. Does getting stabbed hurt
Good.
Love how he just starts SCREAMING! What an asshole
Wrecked 'em?
I do not feel bad for the absolute cackle I let loose. Good bull.
Good
Bull's horns: working as intended.
Fuggin love it
I hope the bull is okay ❤️
"Ow! Ow! Don't touch my butt! Don't touch my butt!"
Gotta love watching a matador get gored.
I say you he dead
Fuck that guy, and good bull !
Rapture was for the bull. Rupture was for the man.
Tore that guy a new a- hole... what a shame.
Ruptured.
Let's be honest, let the bull finish the fight!. After all, it was meant to be such a heroic, one to one power struggle. The winner takes it all!!!. But that can't happen, as it's already a done deal that all these bulls ultimately dies to a bunch of blood thirsty muppets to watch in the name of tradition. Shame the 'hero' bull killer got a little pain also!. Has things like this got space in modern times?!.....obviously to backwards nation's.
I was going to correct OP by saying "ruptured", but on further thought, raptured may be more accurate. 😂
I love the typo in the title of this post. 😅😄
Do the zesty outfits make them feel more or less macho?
Bull got him in the back of the leg too lol
Ruptured*
screaming and legs flailing. with more embodying and dressing so machismo helping him. and the shiny combover completes it.
Yes, Jesus came down and took his muscles to heaven. 😂
Good grief clown 🤣
Talk about a muscle pull
Hurts… Dosen’t it?
Not enough. Needs more rupturing.
Would it be bad form to go to one of these and cheer for the bull?
You'd think guys who were going to fight bulls would wear some tactical crap. Not some "Can't you make it more sassy?" type outfit.
Honestly, it doesn’t look like it hurts. Definitely over reacting
Not to sure how one raptures even a single muscle let alone two....however im sure that man felt perhaps a minor amount of why the fuck did i do this sorta pain got gored in the side and it played peek-a-boo with his poop shoot
I love how they never think of having an EMT on site. Just a few boys in some dainty outfits grabbing a corner and running out, without a plan as to where to actually go.
Tbh this is the perfect price imo. Pain and maybe even losing your legs. (I personally don't believe they deserve death and especially not in a bloody way since I don't put animals, especially non pets, on the same level as humans.)
Why is he crying?
How do you say "I have no sympathy for this a$$hole " in Spanish?
But I trained my whole life for this!
Where is the arena where we do the same thing to people? Asking for a friend...
Is the bull ok?
All his fancy boys jump in like they're 1st responder heroes in sexeh tights. Still, I'll bet they have gobs and oodles of lovely bimbos hanging all over them at the cantina later that night.
TO ALL YOU HATERS!! THESE BRAVE MEN DO THIS FOR US! THEY LOOK SO DASHING IN THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS AND ARE NATIONAL HE- sorry couldn't keep it up hahahaha.
Thats a good boy
If you play it with the sound off you can hear the Benny hill music.
This is why people say if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.