he definitely raptured a muscle or two
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  • 464 points Cletusmelvin1975

    Oh no. I often wonder why I never get gored by a bull but then I remember I don't torture animals

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    123 points 3MetricTonsOfSass

    Surely that's s coincidence

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    41 points PraiseTyche

    These kind of accidents are impossible to predict.

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    19 points BubblegumAndEvil

    Nuh uh, I have a lucky "Anti-Bull Goring" rock, and I've never been gored by a bull because of that! And definitely not because I don't torture animals, I mean, what kind of crazy talk is that?!?

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    2 points DarthWeber

    You haven't been gored by a bull... Yet

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    6 points Sir_Spaffsalot

    Nah. You’re obviously jumping to conclusions…

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    8 points UglyFilthyDog

    Yup, I torture animals ALL the time and I've never been gored by a bull. Then again, I tend to mostly stick to those bipedal ones with the phones and shit, can't remember what they're called.

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    16 points American-Punk-Dragon

    I don’t get gored either…..coincide maybe?

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    13 points unbrightmind

    Beginner’s luck

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    3 points vanfullamidgets

    Correlation doesn’t always equal causation, although I’m pretty sure they might have something to do with each other in this case.

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    2 points Laurpud

    I torture my animals all the time, & have never been goes by a bull.

    Mine are constantly hearing 'baby talk' & getting kisses

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  • 142 points Washburne221

    This really is the dumbest sport. They are always so unprepared for something bad to happen.

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    54 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    Right. I don’t get why they’re always so shocked and surprised when the bull fights back lol. Like obviously if you’re deliberately provoking a dangerous wild animal, it’s going to get mad and do exactly what all dangerous wild animals do.

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    0 points SufficientSuccess620

    The bull is not a wild animal. It is just the male version of a cow. It doesn't grow into the wilderness.

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    6 points Pedestal-for-more

    It's not but they agitate it by breaking It's tail and tying its balls with rope to hurt it, and therefore try to defend itself. If someone tied my balls with rope, I'd turn wild too i think

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    7 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    You seem to be under the impression that I’m stupid. I am not. I don’t appreciate being condescended.

    Hope that helps!

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    7 points OneAndOnlyWatermelon

    he was just correcting you. You’re the only one sounding condescending

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    12 points PurpleAd3134

    I've read they work hard to prevent bad things happening, like severing the muscles in the bulls neck, sticking spikes in its body and other unpleasant things to weaken it.

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    11 points Washburne221

    Indeed. But notice that they had no stretcher, no safety or medical kit of any kind. Heck they have no less than four paramedics on hand at any international soccer match with an ambulance prepped and ready. But in this sport it's like they consider any modernization to be verboten.

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    3 points PurpleAd3134

    Good points.

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    1 points Dangerous_Bid_2695

    Just as dumb as bull riding in a rodeo. Or hitting each others face in kickboxing.

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  • 75 points efirestorm10t

    I hope the bull hit this assholes spine

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  • 73 points Decepticon_Kaiju

    Raptured a muscle? So the muscles get to go to heaven and the rest of him stays on Earth?

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    17 points 5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

    The rest got left behind

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    12 points Shinonomenanorulez

    His ass gets raptured and he will have to receive forgiveness from every single bull he killed before he can enter to get it back

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    1 points Signal-Broccoli-4850

    In this case.. i think raptured works too lol

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  • 22 points thrillamilla

    Can anyone make this as a print to put on the wall?

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  • 18 points itchynipz

    I took the sharp corner of an old wooden table in that exact spot, and it was like the sciatic version of hitting my funny bone but with tears, weak legs, and lucky charms floating before my eyes. Can’t imagine what a bulls horn there feels like. Luckily I’m not an ass who needs to torture animals to death to make my pp feel good, so I’ll never find out.

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  • 18 points Metalliknight

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha… Oh no, i mean, too bad.

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    5 points MAAZ_HAMZAA

    Yeah too bad that the bull wasn't given an another proper chance to gore that mofo...😕

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  • 15 points strumthebuilding

    On the one hand I hate gore. On the other hand I love justice.

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  • 37 points Lepke2011

    It's so cruel what they do to those poor bulls. I hope that guy has to shit side-saddle for the rest of his life.

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  • 6 points Affectionate_Mood594

    FFS, #LeaveTheBullsAlone!

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  • 5 points The_Infinite_Carrot

    I wonder, seriously, if he can comprehend the absolute unbridled joy I (and probably most people) feel that he has had inflicted upon him, a serious injury as a result of his decision to partake in animal cruelty for the purpose of entertainment to a bunch of mindless pricks. I honestly hope he does, and I hope it’s life changing for him; not only in his reduced physical ability from the injury, but In his desire to hurt animals for no reason than to show off. Prick.

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  • 6 points Critical-Advisor8616

    Mess with bull and you get the horns! Sad thing is the bull still probably died that day. No excuse for this sport to exist in this day and age.

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  • 19 points BrokeSomm

    Why don't they do the running and the matadoring and then just NOT kill the bull.

    Remove the cruelty and this becomes a cool historic tradition with nothing to complain about.

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    12 points DragonsoulV

    Except that the running and matadoring thing still causes extreme distress to the bull and the constant running trying to attack leaves them texhausted to the point they collapse.

    Image you are put in a strange place you dont recognize with loud noises coming from all angles, then an asshole a being that you instinctively recognize as a potential threat comes to you, taunting you with an action that drives your most innermost senseses into defending yourself, but your attacks fail, the being keeps taunting, you keep attacking, you keep failing and sometimes the being stabs you non-lethally on purpose to accelerate stuff, you get tired faster and faster until your body just gives, at which point the being tries (and often fails) to deliver a quick stab on your heart to kill you quickly, but most likely strikes a lung instead leading to a slow death.

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    11 points Spodiodie

    To get participation from the bull, they stab him in the shoulder with barbed points. Otherwise he might go looking for something to eat.

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    6 points BrokeSomm

    Oh, that I didn't realize. Well then end the practice completely. I was hoping the tradition could be kept alive without the barbaric parts.

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    5 points Spodiodie

    Yep, watch the video again. See there are two barbed spears called pica’s. The cowardly Picadors do this from horseback. This weakens and infuriates the bull. When the bull grows too weak to entertain the monsters in the stands. He draws a sword from the handle of his cape and artfully stabs the bull in the heart.

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    3 points Prior-Throat-8017

    Because that would be logical and kinda (slightly) more ethical and Spaniards can’t have that

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    1 points davdev

    The matador doesnt even come out to the ring til the picadors have speared the bull multiple times and severed most of the muscles in the bulls neck.

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  • 5 points gomaith10

    On point.

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  • 4 points Blehmeh88

    Like a clown show- wish they would've kept going their initial direction and just took the dude right back out. Lol. Too bad that they'll all outlive the bull RIP

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  • 4 points Wurzelbert87

    Imagine Not only getting owned by the very animal you Set out to kill...

    But dying in those ridicoulus clothes!

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  • 4 points finesseoutmybottom

    What a pain in the ass.

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  • 3 points introspectthis

    That man's face went a shade of purple I've never seen before

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  • 3 points 29NeiboltSt

    If you are going to bullfight, it should just be a man and a bull. The bull gets no help but if the dude gets hurt, a dozen dudes run in to help. What if when the bull gets hurt a dozen other bulls get released.

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  • 3 points Luis5923

    Even for soccer players they use stretchers.

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  • 3 points GOTisnotover77

    Oh no! Anyway🥱

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  • 2 points Spodiodie

    I love it. Give me more.

    I have to wonder, if I were in the stands and stood up to cheer for the bull, would I be in danger? Does anybody ever?

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    2 points hh4469l

    There's that one video where the stands collapse. Hilarious. And others where the bull goes into the stands.

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  • 2 points just_flying_bi

    If only this injury could have been prevented somehow…

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  • 2 points psilicyguy

    Aw. Does getting stabbed hurt

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  • 2 points CAPSNK

    Good.

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  • 1 points Late-Elderberry6761

    Love how he just starts SCREAMING! What an asshole

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  • 1 points Kuetsar

    Wrecked 'em?

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  • 1 points Rezaelia713

    I do not feel bad for the absolute cackle I let loose. Good bull.

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  • 1 points Acidmademesmile

    Good

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Bull's horns: working as intended.

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  • 1 points Leather_Carob_8036

    Fuggin love it

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  • 1 points Aggravating_Box_4582

    I hope the bull is okay ❤️

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  • 1 points Quickhidemeplease

    "Ow! Ow! Don't touch my butt! Don't touch my butt!"

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  • 1 points _dboy225_

    Gotta love watching a matador get gored.

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  • 1 points lukin5

    I say you he dead

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  • 1 points spacemojo_the_code

    Fuck that guy, and good bull !

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  • 1 points the_remeddy

    Rapture was for the bull. Rupture was for the man.

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  • 1 points No-Walk-9615

    Tore that guy a new a- hole... what a shame.

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  • 1 points MelodicBumblebee1617

    Ruptured.

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  • 1 points Mundotoday431

    Let's be honest, let the bull finish the fight!. After all, it was meant to be such a heroic, one to one power struggle. The winner takes it all!!!. But that can't happen, as it's already a done deal that all these bulls ultimately dies to a bunch of blood thirsty muppets to watch in the name of tradition. Shame the 'hero' bull killer got a little pain also!. Has things like this got space in modern times?!.....obviously to backwards nation's.

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  • 1 points gen_alcazar

    I was going to correct OP by saying "ruptured", but on further thought, raptured may be more accurate. 😂

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  • 1 points LinkedAg

    I love the typo in the title of this post. 😅😄

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  • 1 points bronschrome

    Do the zesty outfits make them feel more or less macho?

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  • 1 points Robsrev

    Bull got him in the back of the leg too lol

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  • 1 points NocturneInfinitum

    Ruptured*

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  • 1 points baconlover696970

    screaming and legs flailing. with more embodying and dressing so machismo helping him. and the shiny combover completes it.

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  • 1 points H4134

    Yes, Jesus came down and took his muscles to heaven. 😂

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  • 1 points manti26

    Good grief clown 🤣

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  • 1 points whybutts

    Talk about a muscle pull

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  • 1 points markeydusod

    Hurts… Dosen’t it?

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  • 1 points VideoLeoj

    Not enough. Needs more rupturing.

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  • 1 points BrokenToyShop

    Would it be bad form to go to one of these and cheer for the bull?

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  • 1 points x19rush

    You'd think guys who were going to fight bulls would wear some tactical crap. Not some "Can't you make it more sassy?" type outfit.

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  • 1 points j18glad

    Honestly, it doesn’t look like it hurts. Definitely over reacting

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  • 1 points bigantdeezy1983

    Not to sure how one raptures even a single muscle let alone two....however im sure that man felt perhaps a minor amount of why the fuck did i do this sorta pain got gored in the side and it played peek-a-boo with his poop shoot

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  • 1 points davdev

    I love how they never think of having an EMT on site. Just a few boys in some dainty outfits grabbing a corner and running out, without a plan as to where to actually go.

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  • 1 points Particular_Inside_77

    Tbh this is the perfect price imo. Pain and maybe even losing your legs. (I personally don't believe they deserve death and especially not in a bloody way since I don't put animals, especially non pets, on the same level as humans.)

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  • 1 points sebathegreat

    Why is he crying?

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  • 1 points marcussunChicago

    How do you say "I have no sympathy for this a$$hole " in Spanish?

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  • 1 points ohiocodernumerouno

    But I trained my whole life for this!

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  • 1 points Turbulent-Suit-1064

    Where is the arena where we do the same thing to people? Asking for a friend...

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  • 1 points logixal1

    Is the bull ok?

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  • 1 points shaggyscoob

    All his fancy boys jump in like they're 1st responder heroes in sexeh tights. Still, I'll bet they have gobs and oodles of lovely bimbos hanging all over them at the cantina later that night.

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  • 1 points captainsurfa

    TO ALL YOU HATERS!! THESE BRAVE MEN DO THIS FOR US! THEY LOOK SO DASHING IN THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS AND ARE NATIONAL HE- sorry couldn't keep it up hahahaha.

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  • 1 points BNDRTRBLMKR

    Thats a good boy

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  • 1 points is-it-art

    If you play it with the sound off you can hear the Benny hill music.

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  • 1 points FantasticDrowse39

    This is why people say if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

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