Bitch, I hit a tank
  • 7 points Alexius6th

    We should have been firing trains at them the whole time.

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    2 points AC-burg

    Agreed 👍

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  • 7 points pjtpassword

    Did the trian stay on the tracks? That is wild.

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    5 points HandleMore1730

    What is wild is that the tank moved only a little. I guess being 70 short tons had something to do about it.

    Still that is going to be expensive. Just the barrel is probably 100k

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    3 points MillionFoul

    That's an M109, they're lightly armored, only weigh about 24-34 tons depending on variant.

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    2 points spkoller2

    Isn’t it junk? Like a park sculpture.

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  • 6 points FirstOptimal

    Artillery... Looks fine actually.

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  • 4 points faelanae

    /r/thatlookedexpensive

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    3 points AC-burg

    Fair I didn't know about that sub lol

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  • 5 points itoldyouso1470

    Why does everybody get stuck on the f****** railroad tracks for fucksake

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    2 points AC-burg

    Low clearances on trailers and drivers not knowing their limitations

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    1 points Eelroots

    Panicking and wrong collateral damage calculation. It's happening constantly.

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  • 3 points lifeluvinlady

    You can’t park there! Yikes

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    4 points AC-burg

    r/youcantparktheremate

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  • 3 points PrecisionXLII

    Weve all done this before in gtav.

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  • 2 points Competitive-Car-9617

    Meh, some good quality buffing compound and you would never know.

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    1 points AC-burg

    You ain't lyin'

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    1 points Illustrious_Twist846

    A main battle tank is probably the only thing ever found on train tracks that could survive a collision with a train.

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    1 points MillionFoul

    That's not a tank, it's an M109 Self Propelled Howitzer.

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    1 points RagnarLongdick

    Naw that thing is completely fucked, gonna be parted out for sure

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  • 2 points 308Enjoyer

    Actually, it is a howitzer. Still looks expensive.

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  • 2 points SlimShadySatDown

    This happened in GoldenEye.

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  • 2 points spkoller2

    He should know better with that lowboy. They get high centered in parking lots.

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    2 points AC-burg

    Ya buddy!

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    1 points spkoller2

    So many truck stops say “No Lowboys”

    Even with a dry cargo van there were times I got out three or four times to make sure my jackstands would clear the rails.

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    2 points AC-burg

    Some ppl know their vehicle's limits and clearances some are like this guy. The only reason he got this is because a month ago he can openered his box trailer on a 12'6" overpass lol

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    1 points spkoller2

    I went under a 13’ 4” overpass in Lexington KY without damage once, I went so slow

    It was my assigned route and I saw a couple day drivers pull it off.

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    1 points AC-burg

    20 PSI in the tires?

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    1 points spkoller2

    That was the old brain teaser. When I suggested it to guys already stuck they thought they would just be in more trouble.

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    1 points AC-burg

    Ya that was more of a joke than suggesting that's what you did lol

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  • 2 points Sad-Pop6649

    So you think you can tank?

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    1 points AC-burg

    I can tank this load in the shitter for sure!

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  • 2 points Sirosim_Celojuma

    Hello? A1 Towing? Can you move an M1A1?

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    1 points AC-burg

    Yep we do it cheap don't worry!

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  • 2 points Alternative_Love_861

    It's cool. We keep buying those cause for "national security" we have to keep the plant in continual production, so there are like 4000 of them mothballed in the desert somewhere and we give them away to our allies like they're suckers at the barber shop.

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    1 points AC-burg

    All I read was we a re suckers

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    1 points MillionFoul

    This is not an M1, it's an M109, which is a self propelled artillery piece. The Army has about 1200 of them.

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    1 points Alternative_Love_861

    Thanks for the clarification. I read up, looks like NATO has ordered and received about 7700 over it's service life!

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    2 points MillionFoul

    It's a good gun, with a lot of commonality with other common vehicles. Newer variants can emplace and open fire in under thirty seconds, fire four rounds in a minute, and rapidly displace to avoid counter-battery fires. Supposedly with the correct ammunition it reach out 40-100km as well as theoretically be used to shoot down ballistic missile warheads on the way down (which is a crazy idea, and crazier if it's actually viable).

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    1 points Alternative_Love_861

    GUNS!

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    1 points PlaneLiterature2135

    to our allies 

    TBH those seem to change a lot

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  • 1 points Admirable-Ad3866

    So, how is the truck driver going to pay for a $30 million tank?

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    3 points AC-burg

    'Surance!

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    1 points WishRevolutionary140

    GAP Insurance.

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    0 points AC-burg

    Oh this is 100% the engineer's fault they hit the truck! 🤣😂🤣😂

    Lately I've been told I have to add this /s even with all the laughy faces after my comments

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  • 1 points Serpidon

    Trank.

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  • 1 points Jaded66671

    Now Ukraine and Russia are using trains to take out tanks …

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    1 points AC-burg

    Lol

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  • 1 points WingedWheelGuy

    That is a howitzer, not a tank.

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    1 points AC-burg

    Isn't classified as such because it has minimal armor. I got the lesson futher down.

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    1 points WingedWheelGuy

    Okay? I was a 13bravo cannon crewman on an M109-A4, which is very similar to the vehicle in the video. It’s a self propelled howitzer.

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    1 points AC-burg

    Right I am agreeing with you. I learned earlier that I was wrong for thinking it was a tank. I'm not military and therefor didn't know it wasn't a tank. I just wrongly assumed anything with a large gun/cannon and tracks was a "tank"

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  • 1 points Bigs_Builds

    M109 Paladin Self-propelled Artillery. Not a tank

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  • 1 points anyoceans

    Maybe the school bus rule is the way

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    1 points AC-burg

    Stop at the tracks get put check clearances and get back in if all looks well?

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  • 1 points WorkerUnable527

    I'm the battlefields deadliest weapon, bitch!

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  • 1 points No-Technology3160

    Never bring a tank to a train fight

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    1 points AC-burg

    Fair but don't bring a train to a cannon fight either

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  • 1 points LogExpert5281

    And the US Army reckons the Australian Army are hard on tanks. We got nothing on this!!! 🤣

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  • 1 points merlinn2u

    Aetna, ya ain't gonna believe it.

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  • 1 points No-Cat-2980

    No you did not hit a tank. You hit a 155mm M109 self-propelled howitzer.

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    1 points AC-burg

    With this being a cross post I wasn't allowed to change certain things my apologies

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  • 1 points m1cr05t4t3

    Good try though.

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  • 1 points Hairy-Dog3523

    This is not a tank, it's a self-propelled gun.

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    2 points AC-burg

    As discussed below

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  • 1 points Xnub

    not a tank ...

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    1 points AC-burg

    As previously stated and explained well done thank you for reading before reacting lol

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    1 points Xnub

    So now you are expected to dig through all previous comments before you can comment... nty. Fix or Edit your post if you care that much.

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    1 points AC-burg

    I mean if you weren't the 10th person to say it 🤷 I'm sure the scoll isn't that deep. It is also a cross post so not much I can edit. Unless you are military this IS a tank lol. Big rotating gun/cannon on tracks= TANK. I'd venture to guess 75% of ppl would call this a tank.

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    1 points Xnub

    17 down ....

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    1 points AC-burg

    I added an edit to what you replied to. Sorry if I was a dick. It just got old as the alerts hit. My apologies

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    1 points Xnub

    ya np, it happens.

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    1 points AC-burg

    Were you in the military? If so I do thank you for your service.

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    1 points Xnub

    Not American, and no, not part of the military.

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    1 points AC-burg

    Well I'm even more impressed. I guess I was just a dumb American bc I would have called this a tank. I learned something since this post thats for sure. Again sorry for being an ass and the assumptions I made.

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  • 1 points anyoceans

    They killed a train crew a few weeks ago with a large cylinder. There may be some serious insurance consequences after it’s all settled.

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  • 1 points Solo_Jones

    Damn. Took out the entire flasher stanchion.

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  • 1 points Mediocre_Daikon6935

    Still.

    Not.

    A.

    Tank.

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    0 points AC-burg

    I don't get this? Admittedly thick on some things especially on-line.

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    7 points ex0e

    Kind of pedantic for the general public, but it's a self propelled artillery piece. The M109 Paladin is nowhere near as armored as the Abrams, but it has a bigger gun for indirect fire like more traditional towed artillery

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    4 points AC-burg

    So this is long range behind the lines where as the Abrams is front lines with armor?

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    5 points ex0e

    Pretty much. The Paladin can reach 30ish km away with 155mm shells, and is only armored enough to stop shrapnel from counter battery artillery fire, but would be destroyed by a direct hit from something like a tank. The Abrams tank has a range of about 5km with 120mm shells, but can absorb a direct frontal hit from another tank, rpg, etc (it may or may not be functional depending on where it was hit, but the crew should still be alive)

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  • 0 points Open_Step_4636

    Looks like an insurance scam? How can this happen?

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    1 points AC-burg

    Who makes out on the scam? Driver gets a new truck but loses his job? The trailer got stuck on the tracks because of low clearance issues. Happens a lot actually

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  • -2 points MaxUumen

    Somehow looks like an insurance fraud. Who the fuck parks a tank on the train tracks.

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    6 points dghah

    Lowboy trailers designed to haul super heavy stuff can get high centered aka stuck on even small grades and raised railroad crossings are one spot where this can happen.

    Of course data about these raised areas is known and haulers and truckers are supposed to use this info when route planning — when they don’t, this is what can happen …

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    1 points AC-burg

    ThIs is in the pilot car as well.

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