Woah woah woah buddy calm down, we all know you're a wolf and you own a gun and you hang drywall or drive a forklift or something, please don't shoot us up we're sorry we said you buy these t shirts
4 years later and we're still being plagued by these monstrosities. Your apology just simply isn't enough. I'm afraid we're all entitled to monetary compensation at this point
I just get shitty hoodies with Pink Floyd/Rush album art covering all of it. If they at least could make cool bootleg band shirts, would be nice. But it always looks like something a douche would wear.
You got it. Look at the geode in front of the Hall of Minerals in the American Museum of Natural History. FULL of amethyst. Amazing. If you're ever there, take a flash photo in front of it. It comes out looking like deep space with twinkling stars. Really cool.
I love winter but I hate that stone. Come again, do we have amethyst or rose quartz? Both are basic af and I despise them, so I can never remember which one is ours
Pride is often a reaction against mockery. When a person's birth month is two months after their parents' anniversary, they might just want to cop an attitude about how they, "get knocked down, but I get up again." And so they are proud of their birth month. Now, the day is uncertain, since Mom was too drunk to remember. And that explains the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome that drives the rapid switch to anger of the person wearing this shirt. Kind of like the Parkland shooter. He was probably wearing this shirt on that day.
I’m a welder…
Was born in July…
Grew up on Miller Street…
my favorite pet was Fido…
And my mom’s maiden name is Gibbs…
If you don’t like that then TOO BAD!
That’s the point right? :) just think the Boeing 747 just celebrated its 50 anniversary. Without all the insane shipping that has been needed that aircraft would probably have to be sent to the Airplane Boneyard.
I discovered these shirts after searching "Kid rock t shirt" yesterday and can't get enough of them. I'm curious to know what the most specific one is.
Gentlemen, may I ask if you guys would ever re-consider the no "Where to buy" rule, or allowing submitters to include a link to buy in the comments section?
I feel as though a majority of this community has an interest in buying the shirts that get posted. Do they not?
Out of all the bad things big capitalism could cause, this isnt that bad tho
But in terms of cringeworthiness, it's off the charts!
Only one of those insane men who loves his family and tells it like it is would say this!
Who was born in July, and if you mess with his family, they won’t find the body, but he’s also a real softie!
Those are actors. They have no soul. They have no family. Its as fake as a kardasians tits.
No, Casenki. This is worse than what any apocalyptic writer could've imagined.
I used to work for a company that facilitated this stuff. I'm sorry.
So some people actually buy these shirts?
Yes. we had sellers who made $1M+/mo off facebook ads for these things.
That’s crazy. I don’t really use social media (and i use adblock) so I’ve only just come across these shirts.
I’m genuinely surprised and disappointed that so many people would be attracted to something so amazingly lame.
Is it supposed to be ironic? Like it’s so lame that it’s cool? Or do people just like it?
Have you seen the shit that's sold in gift stores in tourist areas? People love stupid crap.
It’s so great that “people love stupid crap” is going to ultimately exterminate us and most all life XD
That is a good question. People have terrible taste.
what the fuck
This is boomer fodder. 61 year olds eat this stuff up.
No, they don't. That's my demo. We don't. If 0.005% of Boomers buy this junk and 0.0005% of Gen Z buys it, that doesn't mean it's boomer fodder.
Woah woah woah buddy calm down, we all know you're a wolf and you own a gun and you hang drywall or drive a forklift or something, please don't shoot us up we're sorry we said you buy these t shirts
10k Hail marys
4 years later and we're still being plagued by these monstrosities. Your apology just simply isn't enough. I'm afraid we're all entitled to monetary compensation at this point
I just get shitty hoodies with Pink Floyd/Rush album art covering all of it. If they at least could make cool bootleg band shirts, would be nice. But it always looks like something a douche would wear.
9/10 say "anger issues and kind of crazy" is this a common trend amonst facebook people? Also why would you really be proud of your birth mnonth?
Buying a shirt is easier than working on your personality.
I hate mine personally. February is cold and has an ugly birthstone.
Amethyst is a nice birthstone. I wouldn't call it ugly.
You got it. Look at the geode in front of the Hall of Minerals in the American Museum of Natural History. FULL of amethyst. Amazing. If you're ever there, take a flash photo in front of it. It comes out looking like deep space with twinkling stars. Really cool.
I read that as "I hate my personality." Pretty funny, considering the preceding comment.
I love winter but I hate that stone. Come again, do we have amethyst or rose quartz? Both are basic af and I despise them, so I can never remember which one is ours
Amethyst
Try having black onyx as your stone. Absolutely no light comes out of it. No joyful colors. Just pitch black soulless nothingness. Yayyyy!
Pride is often a reaction against mockery. When a person's birth month is two months after their parents' anniversary, they might just want to cop an attitude about how they, "get knocked down, but I get up again." And so they are proud of their birth month. Now, the day is uncertain, since Mom was too drunk to remember. And that explains the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome that drives the rapid switch to anger of the person wearing this shirt. Kind of like the Parkland shooter. He was probably wearing this shirt on that day.
This got so dark so quick but ngl, I gave it an upvote
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I’m a welder… Was born in July… Grew up on Miller Street… my favorite pet was Fido… And my mom’s maiden name is Gibbs… If you don’t like that then TOO BAD!
😂
Just watched this on YouTube video which brought me here. Lol
Did anyone look at the unholy amount of people vice sell your data too?
Yea, but their actual name is VICE. They can do that.
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That’s the point right? :) just think the Boeing 747 just celebrated its 50 anniversary. Without all the insane shipping that has been needed that aircraft would probably have to be sent to the Airplane Boneyard.
How can this advertisers laser targeting us?
I discovered these shirts after searching "Kid rock t shirt" yesterday and can't get enough of them. I'm curious to know what the most specific one is.
I am absolutely SHOCKED
S H O C K E D!
I don't know where else to say this, but I miss the old alligator banner.
/u/BrndyAlxndr /u/AB6Daf /u/Leffious /u/BrokenMasterpiece
Gentlemen, may I ask if you guys would ever re-consider the no "Where to buy" rule, or allowing submitters to include a link to buy in the comments section?
I feel as though a majority of this community has an interest in buying the shirts that get posted. Do they not?
I definitely do!!
No shit?
This is WAYYY funnier than I thought it would be. "September guy"? That is r/oddlyspecific and yet even more oddly generic.
This one is actually not bad.
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