Happy Belated B-Day from Mom!!1
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  • 36 points Fistingly

    Wow. That was quite the read.

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  • 19 points Unemployed_Dummie

    I don’t know if I’m jealous because my mom never really cared for me enough or grateful that mg mom isn’t a psycho with separation anxiety.

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    27 points MenOkayThen

    Oh this gift wasn't a symbol that she cares, or that she feels separated from me. She thinks it's a virtuous trait to be a militantly defensive mother Who is she defending me from? She couldn't tell you, but it sure helped scratch that narcissism itch.

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    8 points neonredhex

    Be thankful that you aren't a "Mama Boy" because those kinds of relationships people have with their moms border on creepy

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    2 points HoodieNinja16

    Oh God.

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    2 points Yoankah

    Serial killer documentaries have taught me that having this kind of relationship with your mom does not lead to healthy development into adulthood, so I'd err on the side of grateful. ;p

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  • 7 points quietlikesnow

    I … think whomever made that shirt might be manic.

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    8 points MenOkayThen

    To add to the weird, the material isn't even your normal t- shirt material. It's like a strange nylon / basketball shorts / recycled yoga mat kind of texture.

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    3 points DenseFever

    Ew…

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    3 points blvckdrips

    Does it have that weird plastic smell? Shirts shouldn’t have that kind of smell. We named it “Eau De Shein.”

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  • 5 points Abandondero

    Who is making all these "they'll never find your body" teeshirts?

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  • 3 points hellogovna

    I read this in the voice of the guy who bought the boyfriend version. It’s one of my all time favorite videos and have it saved to watch periodically.

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  • 3 points DefinitionLate7630

    Grammar especially matters when it’s made public. Ouch

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  • 3 points crystalsage777

    This is the most narcissistic mom gift I've ever seen, and it's nauseating.

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  • 3 points ThatsNoMoOnx

    Would absolutely never buy my kid or husband this type of shirt.

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    1 points Economy_Drummer_3822

    It would be ironically hilarious to have them wear this in public tho🤣

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  • 1 points ThatsNoMoOnx

    I don't think any son actually wears this. Maybe if they are like... 3.

    So, did you wear it, or throw it in the trash?

    I just know you mom demanded a pic of you in it for her fb page

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  • 1 points Dry_Practice_2260

    This is weird af lol

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  • 1 points LeastFlower2407

    I love these types of facebook/boomer shirts. They try to fit so much onto one’s back

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