I’m not sure what’s weirder, the beagle buying the shirt, or one word in the Blade Runner font. I can’t even tell if it’s real - it’s ridiculous but it’s not far off from some others I’ve seen.
That’s pretty great. You captured the real essence of targeted shirts. The only thing missing is that the beagle will hide the body of anyone who tries to hurt you.
Ah the perfect gift for my great aunt. Only dogs she has ever had have been beagles; Snoopy is her favorite character; she used to try to get me and my younger brother to beg our mom for a beagle, too
"We've adapted the 'I love my crazy wife ' shirt to be about every possible relative, implications of abuse be dammed. What is there left to do? Wait, I've got it!"
I'm seriously surprised they bothered to take out "She's a bit crazy and she scares me sometimes."
I love the beagle bought the shirt.
What happens if I mess with your beagle? I need to know: will they find my body?
What month was the beagle born in?
We say August but we've no way of knowing, even with computers
Are either you or your beagle CDL, welding, or forklift certified? Because there's enough room for an occupation on the shirt.
We gotta know their horoscope, at least!
They’ll never find your body!
I’m not sure what’s weirder, the beagle buying the shirt, or one word in the Blade Runner font. I can’t even tell if it’s real - it’s ridiculous but it’s not far off from some others I’ve seen.
I made it for my partner, on the back of it is a photo of our beagle, her name, and "2020 - Forever"
That’s pretty great. You captured the real essence of targeted shirts. The only thing missing is that the beagle will hide the body of anyone who tries to hurt you.
That's adorable!
That was the first thing I copped and I’m so glad someone else said it
Where’s the and-if-you-hurt-her-I-will-murder-you part?
“She is my stars” my ears are bleeding
You should probably see a doctor about that, pretty sure it's not normal
I have a beagle and I would 100% ironically own this shirt
Ah the perfect gift for my great aunt. Only dogs she has ever had have been beagles; Snoopy is her favorite character; she used to try to get me and my younger brother to beg our mom for a beagle, too
My beagle has never bought me a shirt. Little butthole.
I love how defenseive this is
"We've adapted the 'I love my crazy wife ' shirt to be about every possible relative, implications of abuse be dammed. What is there left to do? Wait, I've got it!"
I'm seriously surprised they bothered to take out "She's a bit crazy and she scares me sometimes."
Also, your dog bought you that shirt, huh?
Yep, the beagle bought the shirt