She'll punck you in the throat.
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  • 42 points CantankerousOrder

    Don’t threaten me with a good punck!

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  • 58 points Chromgrats

    Love how there’s not even any reason why she’ll punch you in the throat. She just will. Guess that’s her silly side coming out🤪

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    35 points Not_Goatman

    *punck you in the throat

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    9 points Chromgrats

    Dang it not again

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    18 points RedditingNeckbeard

    Well, it does say she's messy and "brat sometimes," so that could be what that is.

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    9 points dankhimself

    She's just a mental patient.

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  • 17 points alematt

    Finally, a properly targeted shirt

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    18 points Mammoth_Lychee_8377

    Watch out they'll punck you in the throat apparently

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    4 points Chromgrats

    How did I miss that typo🤣

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    3 points alematt

    I saw and chose to ignore that because the shirt at least fits the sub unlike so many lately.

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  • 15 points Banana_Stanley

    I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone who would even CONSIDER wearing a shirt like this. I would be mortified and would dump him immediately lol

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    6 points neilisyours

    Even with those sexy arms?

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    8 points Cat_Amaran

    Idk, will he punck me in the throat with them?

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    6 points OkCar7264

    That's 100% a shirt the woman bought for the man and is making him wear as some sort of sexual humiliation ritual.

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    7 points philchristensennyc

    Or he cheated on her and is over compensating

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  • 4 points riboflavin1979

    This shirt screams “I cheated on my girl”.

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  • 5 points iconsumemyown

    I have questions for the people who actually buy crap like this.

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  • 5 points S1DC

    If you change your font more than twice on one shirt, I've stopped reading it

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  • 4 points LMB_mook

    As seen on MTV's Punck'd.

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  • 7 points Thelonius16

    Brat is an adjective now?

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    5 points Platt_Mallar

    I thought it was like a hot dog.

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    5 points ThreeLeggedMare

    For about five minutes, until it escaped containment into mainstream and got overplayed immediately

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Only sold in quadruple extra medium

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    That back says, "She buys and lays out my clothes"

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  • 3 points Classic_Ingenuity299

    🤢

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  • 5 points TexasGiantTen05

    & brat

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  • 3 points hettuklaeddi

    “Now available in 4XL”

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  • 3 points Majestic-Spray-1429

    Stupid fucking shirt to begin with

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  • 3 points Majestic-Spray-1429

    Shirt sucks to begin with

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  • 3 points im2high4thisritenow

    Do you have to mail in your balls when you order or when it's delivered? Asking for a friend

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    As funny as it would be to give my partner this is can't justify giving these assholes money. Yeah, I've got an Amazon box in my car. My moral compass ain't something you'd want to sail with.

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    She keeps punching people, thinking they are staring at her man too long. In reality they were just reading the shirt.

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  • 2 points Pixelwise

    This is just too busy. By the time you read it you’re dead!

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  • 2 points Sciaticuspinch

    Punch

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  • 2 points theUnshowerdOne

    Is that supposed to be Punch or Fuck or a hybrid of the two? Either way, I ain't letting her do it to me.

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  • 2 points Rough-Reflection4901

    Punch and Kick you in the throat

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  • 2 points More-Talk-2660

    "Am I being puncked right now?"

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    When you’re going down in her, Ashton Cutcher pops out of her vagina and punches you in the throat

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  • 2 points TheLoneGoon

    Oh no, I don’t want to get puncked in the throat!

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    1 points Ancient_Ad1251

    I don't know whether "punck" is a typo or a combination of "punch" and "kick".

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  • 3 points mythrowawaypdx

    All these stupid shirts sound like the plot of a terrible low budget sitcom

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