Nah, he's still looking up!

Good business idea for these people, we have power recliners and height adjustable desks, someone needs to combine the two

I hate houses like this. Why the fuck would you want to live in an airplane hangar 

It's ok, they probably have fur coats

Exactly. People are getting dumber by the day

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Ya see kid (takes puff of cigar) Back during the PAC-12 era, the Civil War (annual game between Oregon and Oregon State) was played every year for more than 100 years. But even though Oregon left the PAC-12 two years ago, the civil war has continued through a mutual scheduling agreement. However, for the last two years the civil war has been played in weeks 1-3, which are in August and September. No one is decorating for Christmas in August and September. The quality of the video makes it hard to see, but the teams are clearly Oregon State on the left of the score bug, and presumably Oregon on the right. But maybe it’s not Oregon, it could be some other team, you say. Wrong. (sips scotch) OSU did not play ANY green colored teams at the end of this season, nor did they last year. This goes all the way to the top baby boy.

But when was the last time OSU was the away team in the Civil War? 2023, the last season of the PAC-12 as we know it, in a game on November 24th. When do people decorate for Christmas? Right after Thanksgiving. What day was Thanksgiving on in 2023? November 23rd. 60 years and one day since John F. Kennedy was gunned downed by the deranged “communist sympathizer” assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. (pounds fist on desk) At least that’s what the G-men tell us.

Sorry kid, wrong case there for a second. (straightening out tie) But, you could argue, Oregon State played Notre Dame in the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl THAT season. We could be looking at a lazy family decorating late into bowl season, which is all through December. Pft Nice try asshole. When was the bowl game played? Dec. 29th, 2023. No one with that nice a house, and in matching pajamas, would put a tree up after Christmas. And the Cherry on top? The CBS broadcast for that game doesn’t depict Notre Dame as green, but opted for Navy. And besides, that’s not even CBS’s score bug in the video we’re seeing. That’s the fox score bug. Who broadcasted the 2023 Civil War game? Fox.

This video shows a father and son watching either a brutal 31-7 Oregon State Beavers loss, or a great 31-7 Oregon Ducks victory depending on which side of the Oregon Football Isle they’re rooting for. I’m lead to assume both father and son went to Oregon and not OSU (because no disrespect to OSU, but look at that nice ass house.) The son wanted to be just like his old man. Went to his school. He loves him after all. And what do they both now share a love for, a love so strong that would distract them, even while standing a top a ladder decorating a freshly picked pine tree straight out of the misty Pacific Northwest’s old growth forests? The Oregon Ducks football team.

The clues are all around you kid. (Kicks feet up on detective desk with picture of deceased wife, case still cold) OP posted a two year old video to r/TVTooHigh, for clout. Maybe they didn’t know it was two years old. Maybe they didn’t care. But damnit. I do. Without us, who’s gonna keep these streets clean. Now get out of here kid. Go tell the chief we’ve got this case dammed up.