Matt explains political quid pro quo

Ben and Jordan compare notes

James Talarico responds to reports on his Twitter follows

Of course Karoline Leavitt isn’t going to sit idly by

JD denies his forbidden love for another woman

Karoline explains the occasional absence of her necklace

RFK’s quest to Make America Healthy Again continues

George Santos shares a tale from his time in prison

Kristi makes an important distinction

Elon reveals his greatest ideological influence

Mike Johnson’s in-depth porn research will get to the heart of societal ills

Otto and Smidge clean up their town with the help of local police and ICE

JD downplays the severity of the Telegram chats

George Santos is making the best of incarceration

Bari Weiss defends her editorial scruples

Pam Bondi is under duress!

Brian Kilmeade shares his darkest inner feelings about Greta

Pete Hegseth memorializes Charlie Kirk with a fresh tat

Andrew Tate knows the true secret to driving women wild

Jordan Peterson ridicules so-called zoonotic plagues

Bibi Netanyahu is 100% gonna murk MTG

Donald Trump has a new enemy

Christian rag praises Erika Kirk’s enduring obedience

Elon makes a case for your pity

Ivanka’s bleeding heart gets the best of her