Thanks, i hate the gallon of coke
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  • 1988 points GibMirMeinAlltagstod

    Those bottles are five gallons

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    555 points n00blet_

    the scientific term is jug

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    227 points GibMirMeinAlltagstod

    This person jugs

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    36 points shakulous

    wtf happened?!? Where’d they go??

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    27 points apex6666

    Guess moderators really don’t like jugs

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    10 points Grub_McGuffins

    they were juggin it up

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    4 points rugger1869

    Where did they come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?!

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    14 points Drewdiniskirino

    I'm only here after the cleanup, but holy shit your comment seems to have triggered something in the replies 😳

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    2 points deadmoose1735

    We all enjoy a nice jug or two.

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    28 points hamfist_ofthenorth

    I have one 5 gallon jug and one 3 gallon jug, and I'm near a pool.

    How do I get exactly 4 gallons of water into the 5 gallon jug? Not a drop over or under.

    (This is the fountain puzzle from Die Hard: With A Vengeance and it's one of my favorite brain teasers)

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    30 points at05gt

    Fill the 3 gallon and dump into 5 gallon Fill 3 gallon again and dump 2 gallons into 5 to fill You are left with 1 gallon in the 3 gallon Dump out 5 gallon Dump 1 gallon from the 3 into the 5 Refill 3 gallon and dump into 5 1+3=4, Eureka.

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    11 points hamfist_ofthenorth

    Seriously wasn't that kinda fun to figure out??

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    12 points at05gt

    I've known the answer to this since before Die Hard 3 came out, it released May of 1995, I was in 6th grade. I remember this being a math problem in either 5th or 6th grade, I like math so it's been one of the thought exercises that stuck with me into my 40's.

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    15 points Budget_Llama_Shoes

    And the plural is juggalo

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    8 points ColdOn3Cob

    which get loaded onto the lord's own pallets

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    3 points ContributionSoft8668

    No. Juggalo means emo clown

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    9 points homelesshyundai

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    7 points Budget_Llama_Shoes

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    3 points ReturnOneWayTicket

    The scientific term is diabetes

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    6 points phallic-baldwin

    *American Single Serving

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    36 points Hazi-Tazi

    it looks like a 5 gallon water bottle, but the label says 3 litres.

    Edit: looks like it's fake, Someone filled a 5 gal jug with coke and slapped a 3L label on it.

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    38 points thatG_evanP

    Because Coke doesn't make 5 gallon jugs and someone made this themselves.

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    16 points Patriquito

    A guy sells these out of the back of a Wendy's near me

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    3 points DarthGuber

    Arkansas?

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    6 points jarious

    México city has people counterfeiting coke, they replace the soda with herbal teas and colored water ,they detained a few a couple of years ago but it's still being done

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    4 points crespoh69

    Wonder if that's healthier

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    2 points ZetaRESP

    Of course it is... but i wouldn't drive after drinking of those.

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    2 points jarious

    I know it's a joke but in all seriousness tap water in Mexico is not safe , even after boiled it may contain metals and other pollutants,it's a huge deal because they irrigate the crops with that same water , big companies like grupo mexico have been sued and forced to clean up rivers of their mining run off , in the state of Mexico they have had sewer drain into rivers and the authority is either complicit or ignorant, they have made politicians drink the rotten egg smelling water in front of the public but yet they forget as soon as they get elected

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    3 points thatG_evanP

    Not real Coke. Also, Wendy's uses the boxes of syrup like any other restaurant.

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    8 points Gaberade1

    Has to be fake. Those jugs aren't pressure rated.

    That said, would be fun with a case of mentos 🤣

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    4 points D0ctorGamer

    What?! You're telling me that coke doesnt sell 5 gallon jugs?

    Got my hopes up for nothin, fucked up man

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    4 points mateusfccp

    No, they are 20 liters.

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    3 points SkiLoZo

    Aqui é galao de agua rapaiz

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    1 points paidinboredom

    It depends. There are weird sized ones now.

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    1 points PeraltaThatsEnough_

    Get 25 of them together, and you would have a full butt of coke. butt being the name for a 126 gallon barrel

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    1 points Sudden-Dog

    challenge accepted ...

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  • 502 points DARKCYD

    Well that’s gonna be flat by the time you finish.

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    255 points Casual_hex_

    Bitch, you don’t know me!

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    100 points scirio

    USA!!

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    27 points Fornicatinzebra

    Looks like Mexican coke

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    12 points moohah

    That’s my purse!

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    12 points 0for30before0for9

    It's probably half flat just from pouring it in the jug

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    3 points hubrishubert

    Not unless they fill directly from the machine but at this point just get a machine with syrup like at restaurants

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    9 points lolheyaj

    challenge accepted 

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    7 points Ovelgoose04

    I prefer mostly flat soda

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    17 points thunderflies

    That’s wild to me, I prefer my soda to be so carbonated that it hurts to drink. Flat or partially flat soda disgusts me. You’re lucky.

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    3 points FeelMyBoars

    Same. I pour it like a foot and a half above the glass to reduce the carbonation. But less than that would be even better. I need a time machine so I can open it yesterday.

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    2 points DARKCYD

    We would be best mates in real life. I usually have 3 or 4 bottles with a little left. A night of drinking rum only uses 3/4 of a bottle of coke.

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  • 382 points Kitsune_seven

    For the 95% of the world that no longer uses the ye olde measurements - 5 gallons is just shy of 19 litres.

    1. Fucking. Litres.
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    81 points Jayden_Ha

    Fuck the American weird measurements units, metrics is just the best standard objectively

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    38 points Denis63

    i dont know why youre downvoted.

    im in canada so we use both. what in the fuck is a fluid ounce? is a fluid ounce the same measurement with different liquids? it shouldn't be.

    also what the fuck is a cup? 250ml? 236ml? fuck if i know

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    26 points Jayden_Ha

    Wait what “a cup” is a unit😭

    Today I learn

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    13 points Denis63

    American cooking recipes use cups as measurements. they are not consistent.

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    15 points Scratchfish

    What? A cup is a standardized unit of measurement in the US. We don't just pull a random cup out of the cabinet and use that

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    15 points trashdrive

    They aren't consistent because what you're often measuring with a cup (e.g flour, sugar) can have a different volume depending on how loose it's packed. If you measure by weight this isn't an issue.

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    5 points Scratchfish

    Oh yeah I know that, I didn't realize that's what they were referring to. This is why I prefer to use weights when I'm cooking something where it matters (like baking). I thought that commenter meant that we just use a random cup that isn't a designated size

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    2 points thatguy82688

    I do. Regular half cups are 8oz, tall cups are 16oz and coffee cups are 6oz.

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    2 points Jayden_Ha

    I was upvoted few hours ago and now downvoted…….

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    2 points Denis63

    i was making hooch the other day and noticed that i have two tsb measurement things and they're both fucking different. ughhh just use ml

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    17 points thatG_evanP

    You realize this isn't really a thing, right?

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    19 points CheeseMellon

    You’re just a non-believer

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    1 points AlarmDozer

    “Gimme a liter o’ cola” -Favre

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  • 65 points WTFisThatSMell

    Then your gonna 5x hate that bottle 

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  • 86 points wareagle_th

    I just want a goddamn GALLON OF COLA

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    9 points shaft_of_lite

    Do we have Gallon Cola?

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    28 points meenbeanmachine

    It’s for a cop.

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    16 points Brother_J_La_la

    Don't spit in it

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    5 points Sancticide

    This look like spit to you?

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    2 points AlarmDozer

    “Fuck it.”

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    5 points beerrunner82

    Gallon is English for give me some goddamn cola!

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    5 points backwoodsbatman

    I don't want a large Farva

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  • 24 points Vick_CXVII

    I hate that you think this is a gallon

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  • 45 points clickbaitishate

    If you zoom in on the sticker, it's just a 2L sticker slapped on the jug.

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    28 points azdrubow

    Not only that. Inside a closed (new) bottle, the soda is under pressure, and the bubbles can’t come out. Which is not the case here.

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  • 10 points lllllIIIlllllIIIllll

    Way more than a gallon, unfortunately. Or fortunately, I guess, depending on your perspective.

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  • 9 points popzof4

    One small American soda please

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    1 points 12345letsgo

    “Child” size

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  • 5 points slantedsquare77

    Crisp 👌

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  • 5 points Bobbi_fettucini

    That would be 5 gallons my dude

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  • 4 points DemonBliss33

    That’s not a gallon. Thats 5 gallons.

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  • 6 points Minimum-Mention-3673

    Liter of cola

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    6 points beerrunner82

    Just order a large, Farva

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    3 points idrunkenlysignedup

    I DON'T WANT A LARGE FARVA!

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    1 points StrangeCurry1

    *Litre

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  • 3 points isaac129

    This is not a gallon

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  • 3 points Bananaland_Man

    That's more than a gallon.

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  • 3 points Kindly_Region

    It's at least one gallon lol.

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  • 3 points passthegabagool_

    Ill drink that in 35 minutes.

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  • 3 points ShakespearianShadows

    We’re gonna need a LOT of Mentos.

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  • 3 points DrSeussFreak

    I prefer a litre of cola

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    2 points reidybobeidy89

    Hold the spit!

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    3 points DrSeussFreak

    You have no idea how rare it is for someone to get that reference.. very sadly too rare, thank you!

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    2 points reidybobeidy89

    License and registration... chicken fucker.

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    3 points DrSeussFreak

    Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?

    Edit: I am proud to say that if you look up the credits of Super Troopers 2, you will see my username listed as a backer... they were on indiegogo(?) 4ish years before release, and I got on board ASAP

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  • 3 points NoTerm3078

    Okay, I don't though, where the hell do I get one of these bad boys

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  • 3 points VisionsOfClarity

    Someone looked at that and thought "ah yes, that's the same size as the milk gallon from the store" LMAO

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  • 2 points Imaginary_Audience_5

    I dunno. I would like to see one in place of the water cooler … maybe zero though

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  • 2 points BadDaditude

    Chonka-Cola

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  • 2 points rslogix89

    “This is nothing. Back in high school I used to drink 100 cans of cola per week. Right up to my third heart attack.”

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  • 2 points VonTruffleBottoms3rd

    Not saying you should, but you could replace the water bottle with one of these in one of those standing dispenser units.

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  • 2 points karoshikun

    twenty liter jug. not gallon

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  • 2 points Crimento

    The Antichrist of r/HydroHomies

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  • 2 points benhereford

    That's a bit more than a gallon I think

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  • 2 points B4byJ3susM4n

    If that’s a gallon then Canada’s 10 miles wide. 😂

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  • 2 points breadist

    What's with the title? This is clearly more than a gallon.

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  • 2 points Rewd_92

    Would be flat by glass #3

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  • 2 points scarlet_igniz

    i don't need to be murican to understand this is wayyyyy more than a gallon

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  • 2 points forevrtwntyfour

    More like 5 gallons

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  • 2 points lopix

    Get the Mentos, boys, we gonna EXPLODE tonight!!

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  • 2 points AlarmDozer

    It’ll go flat before you get half way. Hell nah. Pass.

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  • 2 points Fearless_Run_1041

    That’s a lot of coke.

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  • 2 points adamosity1

    I would drink that but I prefer Diet Coke

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  • 2 points T1NF01L

    I'd buy this and put it in my water cooler.

    It'll taste like shit but atleast id have a coke dispenser.

    Edit: And it's Mexican coke. So, you know it's got the good stuff.

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    2 points M4DHouse

    I mean yeah it looks like this is one of those jugs for a water cooler that someone filled with coke and glued a 2l label to it

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  • 2 points MrNaoB

    I grew up getting told America had 5 liter bottles of coke.

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    2 points elocin1985

    Just 3. But the name brands discontinued those in like the very early 90’s. You can still buy 3 liters of generic soda, usually sold at Dollar stores. But most commonly orange, grape, ginger ale and a few random other flavors.

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  • 1 points Blahkbustuh

    This is the soda bottle version of when farmers grow those gigantic pumpkins. Congrats!

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  • 1 points EvilPyro01

    You may hate it but I love it

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  • 1 points Loose-Story-962

    Math ain't mathin'

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  • 1 points crystalsage777

    How to ensure everyone in your family has health problems

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  • 1 points aannoonnyymmoouuss99

    Do they have a funnel for it?

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  • 1 points bacoprah

    “I’d like to upsize please”

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  • 1 points dbk1ng

    Diabeetus speedrun

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  • 1 points IronbAllsmcginty78

    Litre a cola

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  • 1 points tentative_ghost

    When you need diabetes by tomorrow morning 

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  • 1 points DJmixx

    I can feel this picture.

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  • 1 points scarfacesammy

    That's 5 gallons

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  • 1 points shponglespore

    The Onion predicted this! https://theonion.com/coca-cola-introduces-new-30-liter-size-1819564066/

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  • 1 points Ok-Drink-1328

    why you hate it?

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  • 1 points Useful_Radish_6395

    I want a jug of cola-black (coffee+coke).

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  • 1 points OrangeChevron

    This is overwhelming

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  • 1 points Ok_Designer_6376

    I need that

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  • 1 points pinchemundo510

    Yes please

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  • 1 points wikedsuperlink

    I love it

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  • 1 points PerceptionQueasy3540

    At least it looks cold.

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  • 1 points _ItsOkImNotHuman

    the goke...

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  • 1 points moschles

    "I wonder if this is in Mexico."

    { Looks closer }

    Yes. Yes it is.

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  • 1 points PeraltaThatsEnough_

    3 jugs hehe. "get your ass to Mars!"

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  • 1 points ShadowZepplin

    That’ll last me about half a day

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  • 1 points aidopotato5

    goke

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  • 1 points pomoerotic

    Finally, truth in advertising.

    That’s how you gonna look.

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  • 1 points AngrySunshineBandit

    If that was pepsi max id fucking chug it

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  • 1 points alonginayellowboat

    I love it like Yee loves Roblox

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  • 1 points Mother-Locksmith-286

    This is the dumbest thing

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  • 1 points Masta0nion

    That shit’s flat.

    And if it isn’t, you’re drinking too much Coke.

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  • 1 points Malefectra

    If this was the zero sugar/diet version.... fuck it, we ball. Throw that shit in a kegerator, instant soda fountain for a few days.

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  • 1 points AnonymousFriend80

    Isn't a gallon just two 2Liter?

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    1 points IsThisKismet

    No. Not even close. A gallon is 3.78 liters, so almost twice as large.

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  • 1 points Difficult_Bee_49

    I need that but in Dr. Pepper form 🤤🫠

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  • 1 points CatNeeep

    Now with less sugar, tho 😎

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  • 1 points Jonasthewicked2

    That’s gotta be way more than a gallon

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  • 1 points cryiing24_7

    That's roughly 4.6 pounds of sugar

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  • 1 points FoxMcCloud3173

    I’ve never known how to call these things in english, some say “5 gallon water bottle” or “water jugs”.

    We call it “garrafon” in spanish lol

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  • 1 points MuscaMurum

    What SUV do I need to buy to get the right sized cupholder?

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  • 1 points J_B_La_Mighty

    Now with less sugar!

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  • 1 points crazierthan

    I love it !

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  • 1 points DanTheMan827

    But… now it’s made with less sugar!

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  • 1 points Immortalphoenixfire

    "gallon"

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  • 1 points iamprotractors

    as someone who’s opened normal water seals whoever opens that seal is seeing jesus

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  • 1 points fearlesswolf918

    The way I would drink this in my water dispenser

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  • 1 points Yugiteen99

    That would go flat before you could finish it but anyways, trying to pour that would be extremely difficult.

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  • 1 points XanderIsCool1755

    How soft is that drink??

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  • 1 points Cold_Squash_5218

    3 liter bottles of soft drinks of all brands, as of 2022, were common in Mexico. Mexican Coke is made with cane sugar too, not sugar beets.

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  • 1 points BigKelzZ

    I prefer kilos to gallons

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