This was served with breakfast a few years ago at my school

  • Had a fully closed and sealed milk at my Junior High once that when opened had chewed gum in it....

    HOW THE ACTUAL š…š”š‚šŠ

    Man I wish I knew. We did however get the same food truck as the prison in our town (friend has family that worked at the jail)... I'll let you take a guess which one got the second pickings for food. Edit: Oh and it was the same meals because his family stopped by for lunch once and was surprised about it too

    That’s not a one town thing. That’s almost everywhere nationally.

    That's awful to learn that it wasn't just our town. We had a terrible small town that used to have a landmark lynching tree so I hoped it was just because our town was shitty

    Can confirm, I spent a few days in jail and the food was exactly the same as it was in Jr high and high school. It was surprising, but tbh not that surprising.

    Yea, school lunch is literally jail food. The only difference is that we need to pay for it.

    That is both hilarious and terribly sad that we make kids pay for jail food.

    "Nationally" can have 195 different meanings...

    I mean the only country this tends to happen in is the US, so it’s safe to assume it’s fucked.

    That's a fair point actually. Didn't think of that.

    Mine was in the south of the US. So more than likely

    Prison food is not far off from school lunch. Just different institutions. They even look similar.

    Oh it didn't just look similar the family confirmed the were the same meals. Really didn't help my high-school when they, shortly after I graduated, put up barbed fences for a year or two around the campus so kids wouldn't try to go get pizza from a place next door.

    Yeah I just got out of prison like 6 months ago, same food, some schools might prepare it slightly better or have proper portion sizes but that’s the only improvement. Barbed wire is insane though. Really preparing us for our future in so many ways.

    Hey congrats on the being out. Hope you're able to get yourself taken care of (I don't know the proper terminology for making sure you are okay on release)

    Re-entry. They basically just refer you to a homeless shelter and call it a day lol… Fortunately my family likes me still. It was horrible for a while but I’m back now, baby! That shit completely scrambles you to normal reality, it’s unreal and it’s no wonder the cycle it creates for many.

    Yeah I used to think it was a rehabilitation type place but as I grew up I realized it sadly doesn't seem to want to let people that go to prison back into society properly while stripping away stuff that would let them properly do so even if someone went for a lesser crime. Glad you are getting back on your feet though!

  • You stop that. Right now.

  • One time, my friend had Void Burger.

    It was a chicken patty with literally nothing in the center. Just a shell of patty.

  • I guess this guy wasn't wrong after all.

  • Mislabeled Cogs fluid

  • This is EXACTLY what happened to me a few times back in jr high or high school. No idea what it was, all I knew was that it practically ruined my morning talking a sip of mucous milk.

  • I just almost gagged

  • Looks kinda like Finnish viili, it is pretty stretchy, but not that much

  • Just enjoy your cup of psychomagnotheric slime and try not to be upset about it.

  • Throw that slime out immediately!

  • There aren't a whole lot of dairy products that are normally supposed to do that.

    Also, what type of school serves breakfast? Just curious. I've never heard of it.

    The elementary school I worked at offered free breakfast, mainly appealing to low-income families but it was free for any kid whose parents cared to fill out the form.

    Really? All of my schools up to high school served breakfast. Maybe it’s just location?

    Its common where I live but I never thought about it.

    Like in movies and tv, kids would eat before going to school which I never did because I could eat at school.

  • ropy milk is a scandinavian fermented dairy product. i will never eat it but it exists.

  • Why did someone replace your milk with strawberry cum?

  • when you injure your testicleĀ 

  • AT LEAST YOU DIDNT MAKE TUNA HELPER WITH IT. Fuck that was gross.

  • Bruh that's cheese

  • Is that some weird yogh-OH NO

  • Technically its yogurt now… still wouldn’t ā€œeatā€ it though.

  • I had really bad stomach aches and issues when I was in school, Kinder to 9th grade. They sometimes got so bad that I needed to go home because I would feel like my abdomen was ripping itself apart. Weirdly enough, my stomach problems stopped in my junior and senior years of high school when I began bringing my own lunches.

    Surely it was not because of the school breakfasts and lunches I ate for a decade šŸ˜’

  • I remember getting to middle school around 2013, i stopped by the cafeteria for my breakfast.

    As I finish my food I go to drink my chocolate milk, usually just drank the whole thing at once. I threw the carton back, felt this slime hit my throat, and ALL of it came back out when I pulled away. It was all a singular strand when I poured it out