Spider eggs are easily farmable, cheap, and even biodegradable in case the teddy bear is thrown away. Compared to something like plastic beads (expensive and nonbiodegradable) or cotton (expensive to produce and requires hectares of farmland), spider eggs provide a comfortable texture whilst being environmentally sustainable.
Your inexplicable contempt for an environmentally sustainable alternative with seemingly no downside shows your lack of maturity. Grow up.
Thanks for your explanation, I still hate it as much as before, but at least I now know the reason for this fuckery to exist, and it's somehow a good reason.
Stil wondering how the hell are these things still able to hatch after so long or why it didn't happen before, but oh well
But how is this the most effective thing to fill a teddy bear they though of? There are so many better things than this, and they weren't even sterilized or anything to stop them from hatching...
I beg your unfinest pardon. They filled these teddy's with friggin spider eggs!? Why would someone do something so idiotic? I know that stupidity knows no bounds, but this is ridiculous!
Yeah, they do it to repopulate the environment with spiders in case of future overpopulation of unwanted entities. They came up with the ingenious idea after workers wouldn't stop snacking on spider eggs and leaving the rest to waste after the day was over. They thought, "hey, why don't we recycle and kill two birds with one stone?" Boom. Spider egg fillings.
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Love somebody putting their watermark on an Onion article
erm, actually, its just a instagram watermark used when you download a video from it
Oh no...
MY GRANDMA HAS A WHOLE CABINET FULL OF THEM
There's more...!
no...
Deer God has done nothing!
ain’t nothin !
A whole cabinet full of spiders?
yum
The article is hilarious: https://clickhole.com/90s-kids-rejoice-the-spider-eggs-they-used-to-fill-be-1825123339/
Thank you for sharing this
Only 1000 spider eggs in that Happy Meals one... :(
Why in hell would they fill a teddy bear with spider eggs???????
Spider eggs are easily farmable, cheap, and even biodegradable in case the teddy bear is thrown away. Compared to something like plastic beads (expensive and nonbiodegradable) or cotton (expensive to produce and requires hectares of farmland), spider eggs provide a comfortable texture whilst being environmentally sustainable.
Your inexplicable contempt for an environmentally sustainable alternative with seemingly no downside shows your lack of maturity. Grow up.
Thanks for your explanation, I still hate it as much as before, but at least I now know the reason for this fuckery to exist, and it's somehow a good reason.
Stil wondering how the hell are these things still able to hatch after so long or why it didn't happen before, but oh well
you’re getting trolled my friend
Why wouldn’t you?
But how is this the most effective thing to fill a teddy bear they though of? There are so many better things than this, and they weren't even sterilized or anything to stop them from hatching...
It’s not about effectiveness of the fill, if they wanted to do that they’d use plastic beads, it’s about sending a message
Okay, but what's the message then?
Hope you like spiders!!!!
I wholeheartedly hate them
Are you okay? Why do you feel such contempt towards other species for no apparent reason?
Then you probably shouldn’t get one of these
why would not want to hatch tho?
I'm giving up
People are giving you shit, but incase you genuinely couldn’t tell, clickhole is satire.
SHHH
that’s badass
What was that sound? Oh, it was me throwing my phone to the ground and running away screaming.
WHAT
Honestly? Good for them tbh
This reminds me of that one scene from Wreck-It, Ralph, 2 were Ralph woods opening a surprise box, and it was filled with bees
I beg your unfinest pardon. They filled these teddy's with friggin spider eggs!? Why would someone do something so idiotic? I know that stupidity knows no bounds, but this is ridiculous!
Please tell me you’re joking.
Yeah, they do it to repopulate the environment with spiders in case of future overpopulation of unwanted entities. They came up with the ingenious idea after workers wouldn't stop snacking on spider eggs and leaving the rest to waste after the day was over. They thought, "hey, why don't we recycle and kill two birds with one stone?" Boom. Spider egg fillings.