Thanks, I hate leatherback turtles' mouths.
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  • 260 points dichotomousview

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    66 points Fract_L

    Needs more teeth

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    45 points paidinboredom

    Those aren't teeth. They're fleshy. It's to keep their prey (mainly jellyfish) from slipping out while they chew.

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    46 points AntalRyder

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    13 points NonReality

    What's this from? I can't remember, but it's super familar

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    23 points paidinboredom

    Fallout TV show

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    7 points NonReality

    Damn really lol my brain is broken I watch that like less than a year ago

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    3 points jljboucher

    To be fair, it had no commercials a year ago whereas it has this year so attention span depreciation and all that.

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    1 points herowin6

    Same wasn’t there something it ate that was important

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    1 points NonReality

    Yeah i think the shot for goggins to keep him alive, I dont remember the characters name either lmao

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    1 points Fract_L

    Who are you teaching? Why do you think I said it needs more teeth?

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    3 points sixbone

    that's what I thought it was lol

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  • 119 points wafflesareforever

    Jesus, what does their diet consist of? Souls?

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    100 points LoreLord24

    Slippery jellyfish.

    It's not like it's in any way a unique adaptation. Biting in water is hard, what with all the viscousness and fluid dynamics. Most aquatic animals that bite things use either more teeth in their throat to keep things from escaping (like the Moray eel and its Pharyngeal jaw), a negative pressure system in their mouth, or a combination of both.

    Looks like this species of turtle went for the "more teeth" route. And those are probably actually fleshy.

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    23 points expatronis

    I dunno. I guess maybe jellyfish souls.

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  • 68 points Random-Rambling

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

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    28 points expatronis

    Don't tell me what to do.

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    2 points tumbleweed_092

    Hey, we don't do kink shaming there.

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  • 53 points mrscoops

    I can fix her.

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  • 72 points pikpikcarrotmon

    Bless the Maker!

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    14 points expatronis

    That's cuter.

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    2 points TheLostDestroyer

    Bless the coming and going of him.

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    1 points herowin6

    I’d have to wear my brown pants that day

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  • 22 points Better-Context-4727

    Everything reminds me of her…

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  • 9 points AmbientGravy

    Sarlacc

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  • 11 points fistfullofbeard

    For some reason I thought I was on r/dontputyourdickinthat ....

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    4 points Silk_Cicada

    r/putyourdickinthat

    Edit: oh wait shit it was banned due to being unmoderated? Damn. Haven't paid it a visit in 2 years and it's gone :/

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  • 3 points Doglover4561

    This straight up jumpscared me

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    1 points expatronis

    Ha! Sorry.

    But "jumpscare" seems inappropriate here. Maybe "clickscare"?

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  • 3 points DoctorHyun

    Stop giving them ideas!!

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  • 3 points sixinthedark

    r/dontstickyourdickinthat

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  • 3 points enigma_0Z

    I don’t like it. Thanks

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  • 2 points jcstan05

    Something you and jellyfish have in common. 

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  • 2 points Thanatofobia

    .........if you are brave enough.....

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    1 points expatronis

    A tale as old as time. https://youtu.be/cTWhSL0TKq4?si=jgZ9JbzKYRkvF6Jb

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  • 2 points ManagementCritical31

    Thanks, I hate that I spent two weeks digging a giant pit and sifting sand for them to have a safe place to lay eggs, and had NO IDEA their mouths were this monstrous. I still kinda wanna put my arm in though…

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    2 points expatronis

    They still have cute little babies. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • 2 points Thoughtful-Mongoose

    "Hello, Beastie..."

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  • 1 points H0tsauce-2

    Having a serious "call of the void" moment here...

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  • 1 points MrPastaLord

    Nah you can't fool me bro just found Pennywise.

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  • 1 points mister-ferguson

    "I should call her."

    "Hear me out..."

    "Everything reminds me of her."

    "Death by snu-snu!"

    "r/dontputyiurdickinthat"

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  • 1 points WeS-CiDeR

    You should see their fully erect penises... even scarier.

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  • 1 points fnaffan07

    From what I've heard, they're not sharp, but soft. (Idk though, I'm probably wrong.)

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    1 points expatronis

    Is soft better?!

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  • 1 points Will33iam

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  • 1 points CommunalJellyRoll

    Would

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  • 1 points herowin6

    The fuck

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  • 1 points st90ar

    Forbidden fleshlight

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    1 points expatronis

    Better than a snapping turtle.

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    1 points st90ar

    I mean… I don’t kink shame

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  • 1 points DarthButters0

    The forbidden male sex toy

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  • 1 points iShrub

    And these teeth are why they can't vomit after eating plastic bags (by confusing them with jellyfish) and die from starvation. 

    Keep the sea clean and use less plastic, folks.

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  • 1 points zimmystar

    r/dontputyourdickinthere

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  • 1 points Gallifreden

    smash

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  • 0 points aBoxofNut

    Mouths? Plural?! 😨

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    5 points jibanyan2007

    They'ee referring to the mouths of the turtles, as in every turtle has only one mouth, but plural turtles also have plural mouths, otherwise it'd imply that all leatherback turtles all share one mouth like some fucked up rat king :3

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  • 0 points CanRova

    That's a cenobite.

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