Thanks, I hate jabuticaba fruits
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  • 154 points Arkhe1n

    You hate them cause you don't know how tasty they can be.

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  • 74 points potatoesmmmm

    This is the stuff that almost got mr incredible killed

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    12 points Davenator_98

    I've watched it in the theater back then, this scene gave me so much anxiety!

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  • 49 points TKG_Actual

    Op is just fruit-phobic.

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    10 points ktfarrier

    got me😜

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    13 points TKG_Actual

    TBF though, at a first glance without prior info it is a very WTF looking fruit.

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    5 points ktfarrier

    it honestly gave me a jumpscare!

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    8 points TKG_Actual

    It does look like masses of weird insects or fungi infesting the tree.

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    2 points ChronicBedhead

    It makes me uncomfortable looking at it but if someone just handed me one I’d definitely try it

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  • 38 points Tortue2006

    Looks like fish eggs

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  • 38 points GeshtiannaSG

    Vegan caviar.

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    5 points Arkhe1n

    Not a bad way to actually market it.

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  • 11 points Shot_Wolverine_3938

    I love jabuticabas💔💔💔

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  • 33 points MallothRha

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  • 10 points lcssa

    Literally one of the best tasting fruits ive had. If you make some liquor, juice, jam, whatever the hell with it i promise itll taste amazing

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  • 23 points thanatica

    I'd rather have this than, say, a lemon tree.

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    60 points goldenbugreaction

    You don’t want lemon stealing whores in your backyard?

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    39 points Kamina_cicada

    Thank god someone else knows about the dangers of whores stealing your backyard lemons.

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    19 points Intrepid4444444

    You’re not supposed to talk about the lemon stealing whores in public. I have to report all of you to the Grand Master

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    9 points TactileTangerine

    Look away for 10 seconds and the whores have your lemons!

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    15 points taz5963

    What's wrong with lemons?

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    23 points TProfi_420

    They attract the lemon stealing whores, and no-one wants lemon stealing whores in their backyard!

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    10 points TKG_Actual

    Once you get lemon-stealing whores in your lemon trees for more than four score you have a whorefestation.

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    6 points chop-diggity

    What’s wrong with whores?

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    6 points runarleo

    They steal your lemons

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    2 points cammysays

    Why? Because it was haunted? And you prefer to celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice?

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  • 3 points BlueBlanker

    Mr Incredible after gaining access to Syndrome's computer and reading what happened to the other heroes that came to the island.

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  • 3 points IndestructibleNewt

    These are so fucking good

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  • 3 points Confident-Leg107

    Ah, my trypophobia!

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  • 2 points thegameshowgeek

    How, tho?! Just… how?

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    6 points VermilionKoala

    Plants gonna weird.

    Look up how this thing reproduces:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalanchoe_pinnata

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  • 2 points Mriajamo

    I want to try these so bad tho

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    1 points ktfarrier

    If they were harvested in a bin in front of me, I would give it a try 😁

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  • 2 points Lipe_1101

    That's delicious, no kidding

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  • 3 points Nuclear_Human

    https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/c46iByWh6t

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  • 1 points cheese_orb

    Why they look like magnetic balls with ferrofluid?

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  • 1 points Raphaelzin

    Theyre sooooo tasty man

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  • 1 points espostidaniel

    This brought back such good memories at my grandpa's house. He had a couple of Jaboticaba trees... Me and my cousins would start eating/collecting the lower fruits, then climb the tree for the ones on the higher branches. The trees used to give fruits two to three times a year, and it was always a great time. Thanks for the smile, OP. Greetings to you all from Brazil and I hope everyone can taste Jaboticabas some day :)

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  • 1 points Capable_Librarian495

    Iv’e never had them but they look delicious, why would you hate this?

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  • 1 points SomeBrosThrowaway

    Time to harvest the Row

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