Ya, and a really large portion of you cant talk to other humans to save your lives. I cant tell you have many people ive seen fired or let go despite having great technical skills because they have shit personalities and cant work with or near other humans without causing issues.
We had a woman who worked for our company who was great at her job but she always started shit and would get other people fired. I told my boss there is a graph for everyone that the company sees. It's expected work productivity and drama produced. Once you start producing more drama than you produce work you're out the door. He didn't believe me.... 3 months later she put in her 2 weeks and they told her she could leave the next day. LOL
Bro if this was in my boss's job description, he wouldn't have a job. He legit doesn't know what is being said, or how to communicate written or verbally.
One of my team mates can't do any of the physical requirements either... Honestly, I wish this was on both their JDs so they could be moved on...
"Any", not "All". C# LINQ extensions have taught me that the former means "at least one match" and the latter means "zero non-matches". Can you reach in at least one direction?
This reads like some HR person got burned in the past. “You didn’t tell me I’d have to reach for things! I have health conditions that prevent me from doing so.”
I've seen way too many people in junior and management roles who would not pass the "apply general rules to specific problems to produce answers that make sense" requirement.
I'm wondering if they got an applicant that claimed their doctor restricts them to two hours of looking at a screen per day. Or someone who didn't realize an office job would involve using a keyboard.
That one and the requirement of using a keyboard sounds like an ADA issue, since blind individuals must be accommodated by allowing dictation and screen readers if reasonable. And if it's just work on normal machines, it's very much reasonable.
Listen to and understand information and ideas presented through spoken words and sentences
Communicate information and ideas in speaking so others will understand
Ummm… do they not know what we do?
We are engineers who do precision guesswork based on incomplete data provided by those of questionable knowledge
Ya, and a really large portion of you cant talk to other humans to save your lives. I cant tell you have many people ive seen fired or let go despite having great technical skills because they have shit personalities and cant work with or near other humans without causing issues.
Your tech skills are like having a 15 inch long cock!
doesn't mean shit if you hit every branch down on the ugly tree.
You're competing with other people who may not have the length or girth but they are likeable, and willing to learn.
Good thing I don't have a 15 inch long cock
Still didn't stop me from having my ass kicked by the ugly tree
Word
We had a woman who worked for our company who was great at her job but she always started shit and would get other people fired. I told my boss there is a graph for everyone that the company sees. It's expected work productivity and drama produced. Once you start producing more drama than you produce work you're out the door. He didn't believe me.... 3 months later she put in her 2 weeks and they told her she could leave the next day. LOL
Bro if this was in my boss's job description, he wouldn't have a job. He legit doesn't know what is being said, or how to communicate written or verbally.
One of my team mates can't do any of the physical requirements either... Honestly, I wish this was on both their JDs so they could be moved on...
I have a sign with exactly that on my Office door
It's my favourite "casual Friday" work tee shirt! 🤓
Reach my arms in any direction? I may not qualify - I can't reach behind me very well. Am I allowed to turn around first?
"Any", not "All". C# LINQ extensions have taught me that the former means "at least one match" and the latter means "zero non-matches". Can you reach in at least one direction?
Underrated
Reach my arms in any direction.
"Oops....sorry ma'am. Just doing what I'm told"
Combine that with the finger dexterity one and this job sounds like an HR nightmare.
Must be a remote job. It doesn't say anything about moving desks and putting shit together that has nothing to do with IT.
Or having to listen about somebody's home tech issue after you've already explained to them that you can't help them with that.
Of course unless their title includes President then you may be working on home WiFi.
"Other duties as assigned".
I mutter something along the lines of "I'm not the janitor" way too many times at work.
As my Head of IT says "Apparently if it runs on electricity, I'm responsible for it"
This reads like some HR person got burned in the past. “You didn’t tell me I’d have to reach for things! I have health conditions that prevent me from doing so.”
This
They forgot the ability to read minds from that listing
It's fucked up that half of the IT industry only meets like 3/4 of this list.
I've seen way too many people in junior and management roles who would not pass the "apply general rules to specific problems to produce answers that make sense" requirement.
You know, there’s a lot of jobs where I feel they neglected to include this stuff. I’m glad we’re correcting for that.
Damn, that pay...
I'm wondering if they got an applicant that claimed their doctor restricts them to two hours of looking at a screen per day. Or someone who didn't realize an office job would involve using a keyboard.
That one and the requirement of using a keyboard sounds like an ADA issue, since blind individuals must be accommodated by allowing dictation and screen readers if reasonable. And if it's just work on normal machines, it's very much reasonable.
Basic reading comprehension
Where do I sign up?!
Just read the OP’s ss to my husband; I’m laughing the whole time while he’s sitting there with the confused white cat meme look on his face going wtf.
For the record I run several game servers.
... Problems that make sense.
Written by someone that has never taken Microsoft courses.
Captain Holt approves.
Ah, so no need to be able to write...
I see they've fired the cat.
This seems ableist. What about the armless, or the fingerless?
I can do. Has job? Me?
Clearly aliens trying to lure human beings into their labs to perform experiments on them