Most dangerous machine I have ever seen

1 points qualityvote2

u/CauliflowerDeep129, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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391 points oromis95

Ah yes, the good old degloving and undressing machine.

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92 points Machineslave240

Arm and face removal included at no additional cost if you fall forward on it

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12 points Jump_The_Five_Yo

So that spell Willow cast on the dude in the woods on Buffy?

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3 points Aramor42

Well, he deserved it.

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3 points LuRkEr_ReKuL

Skin tag remover?

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4 points a_wascally_wabbit

Those who know hate you

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5 points AnEvanAppeared

Gloves can be a bitch to take off, I get it

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3 points imhereforthevotes

With an uncovered belt, no less!

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1 points Jackal000

This reminds me of that chinese carpet roller.

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1 points psychoacer

Looks like your fingers are just going to get blended with the wood and gloves

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1 points turbohuk

free manicure too. well the future ones will be free.

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150 points keel_zuckerberg

Large metal lathes take the gold for rotary tools imo. Seent plenty of videos of people getting caught up in those things. My OSHA instructor showed no mercy lol.

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31 points danj729

I always think of The Machinist with Christian Bale.

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16 points Jump_The_Five_Yo

Never saw the movie; but is that how he got so skinny?

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31 points danj729

Yeah after the accident strips everything off his skeleton, his coworker says, "You ought to put some meat on them bones." And then everybody laughed and laughed. /s

Without spoiling too much tho, insomnia and machine work are a scary combo.

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5 points JohnProof

Very good movie, though.

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15 points Ragnor_

That video where a guy gets his guts flung all over the place after getting stuck in a lathe still haunts me.

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5 points Sk1rm1sh

There are 2 or 3 that I've seen going around.

One with a younger guy who gets turned into pink mist and lumps of organs thrown around the room.

Another with an older guy who gets rolled up around the lathe and squeezed like a tube of toothpaste.

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8 points keel_zuckerberg

Videos like that are why we have saftey regulations.

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3 points drkidkill

If they just took the cameras out of those places, we wouldn’t need those pesky regulations.

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5 points Helpful_Honeysuckle

I accidentally stumbled on a compilation video and have never been the same since. Any rotary rool I see at scale just summons....people becoming skin pillows and blood sacks. Oh god. They're awful. They're so awful. My appreciation for OSHA cannot reach higher.

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61 points PotentialAd8443

One slip up and he’ll know what internal bleeding is.

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41 points CauliflowerDeep129

External for sure too

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6 points MrAngryBeards

willing to bet most adults know what that one is though

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4 points PotentialAd8443

I’m thinking if it cracks (at the right angle) and the bottom part of the log gets shot against his abdomen and mainly chest, at intense speed. It’s going be his retirement day, hopefully alive.

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2 points Helpful_Honeysuckle

High pressure and explosive also :l

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10 points Wrong_Transition4786

"You know how you'll get a bag of ice and the ice clumps together so you have to smash it on the ground a few times to shatter it?

Imagine that, but it's your body and a lot more smashing, before they get to the emergency off switch."

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3 points atx_original512

Hell yeah, people are meat....meat are people. 👍🏽 (professional cook entered chat)

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11 points 1DumbHomosapien

This is a job where you don't want sweaty palms.

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2 points viperfan7

With a.tool like this, that sounds like a self correcting problem

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10 points hmhoek

The clip was only 7 seconds because it's never been used for longer without a life threatening injury.

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9 points ConfuciusCubed

What is this section of wood becoming?

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8 points Jump_The_Five_Yo

Kinda looked like shims or kindling for a fire starter.

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2 points dmethvin

Toothpicks

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5 points danj729

Someone saw a kitchen mandolin and said, "We can go further."

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27 points SerDuckOfPNW

Have you seen one of these?

https://preview.redd.it/9ooh8ptu806g1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cfc18545c558aff0ac3b52afccb0653ece5f415

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9 points Sticky_H

I was gonna post a picture of a gun, but this also works.

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3 points dennyitlo

Yup, I have to assume the OP has never seen a land mine.

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3 points CauliflowerDeep129

I have actually, a PRB ATK 3TS Belgian anti vehicle mine used in the 70s in the border between Chile and Peru

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2 points mothzilla

All along it was us, humans, who were the most dangerous animal!

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3 points TheRealestFrodo

Why do they have that? I mean what's the purpose of wood shreds? They're too big to be mulch

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2 points Ncav2

Jeez, I get that some people really need the money, but at the cost of accidentally losing a limb or two?

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2 points br3nt3h

It's only dangerous bc no hopper was made around it..

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2 points quelin1

Ah, a good ol fredeater machine. Why's it called a fredeater? Cause it ate Fred.

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2 points Noromona

Whoa, that's some nextalevel sweatpants engineering! 😂

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1 points JNA_1106

You’ve clearly never seen my penis!

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1 points tinywinki

The Fuckyourshitupinator

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1 points ajschwamberger

Finger chipper 2025

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1 points powerhammerarms

This should not be

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1 points starrat46

Wouldn’t wanna nick your bellend with that.

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1 points wigglebabo_1

the OSHA violation departement really outdid themselves

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1 points riisen

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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1 points xAustin90x

So this is how paper is made

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1 points Ravekat1

Have you ever seen a gun?

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1 points Disastrous-Guest4917

If it were in a video game I’d dive in head first

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1 points Bleezy79

There HAS to be a better way to do that stuff. That's literally an accident waiting to happen.

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1 points Zerog416

The finger remover 5000

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1 points Over-Body-8323

Im pretty sure an apache helicopter is more dangerous

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1 points Elvarien2

There are just so so many ways in which this can go wrong i wouldn't want to be in the same building as that final destination gimmick.

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1 points SkyPork

It's those giant lathes that would give me nightmares. I've never seen one IRL but I wouldn't get within ten feet of one, no matter what kind of sleeves I was wearing.

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1 points SnooSongs2345

The most dangerous so far

https://preview.redd.it/u7spni98k36g1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=404b009a9b465b8a4ce1eeac4cebb394995f8c86

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1 points SapphireSire

So it makes coconut chips?

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1 points Think_Bullets

Jesus Christ, something to punch it in with, a ¼ section of a large metal tube and a 1 ft handle § times safer

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1 points guillermotor

Looks like that BattleBots weapon thing

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1 points TodashBurner

Never seen a gun?

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1 points Zillahi

Ah yes, the devastating workplace accident machine. Also useful for chipping wood

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0 points techjesuschrist

Most dangerous machine would be a helicopter..

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