434 points MayonnaiseCoffee

Fame and glory for whoever provides sauce

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182 points youngthecat

Texoma Chivette for fame and glory holes

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49 points MayonnaiseCoffee

Arigatou!!!

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38 points sexytokeburgerz

ああ、日本語が話せるの？私の血の乱交に参加しない？お互いの足を刺して、穴でセックスするだけ。いい運動になるよ。

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33 points MayonnaiseCoffee

Sure. I think maybe this app translated it wrong but id love to join hehe

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20 points youngthecat

I hope to good it's translated wrong

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3 points sexytokeburgerz

It isn’t 🙏 just checking if they actually speak japanese but i guess this app translates now haha what a shame

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6 points MayonnaiseCoffee

Hehe

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123 points Big-Al97

Disgusting!!!

A fucking bud light as your first drink?

I’d rather drink piss.

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89 points SignificanceFlat1460

What you don't know is auntie can provide that too ;)

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38 points Brilliant-Network-28

🙁

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7 points Musikcookie

Wait, is this ... suddenly incest ON r/suddenlyincest ?!?

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2 points bonkhonagahoogs72

le gasp

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7 points dontquestionmek

Most beers basically are piss

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194 points ilikelkidz

How is getting you a beer incest?

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163 points SecretCoffee4155

It’s not.

It’s Wincest! 😎

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33 points tikjzh

Fuck you. Upvoted…

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66 points AC-AnimalCreed

Because if I had an aunt that looked like that it would make me suddenly want incest

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23 points seebob69

It's not incest if you are drunk....isn't it?

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33 points LochdNLoaded

It’s just the primer for what’s happening in about 15 minutes

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1 points MindDescending

Bikini

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44 points CrossWitcher

is this....?

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4 points [deleted]

[deleted]

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5 points Lamb_Sauce02

Porn, it's always porn

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39 points My_Uncles_Hairy_Nuts

MILK PLS

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13 points Prince_Wildflower

That's ... Oddly specific

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6 points P_A_W_S_TTG

Jokes on you, I don't have an aunt.

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3 points higuysitsmethebest

Yeah evb saying she ain’t getting it after that is lying

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16 points y4j1981

I just tell her beer is nasty bring me a Coke and my Pop tarts and get out the way I'm trying to play video games

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2 points Alexandre_Man

A family function? Is that supposed to mean a gathering, or reunion?

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1 points LochdNLoaded

Reunion, party, wake, dinner, holiday gathering, whatever…

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2 points Grand-Conference9563

Not blood related auntie*😁😁😁😁❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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1 points Cyanidal10DeN-C

I hope its rohypnol flavoured

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1 points Competitive_Day_9915

Who the fuck is even going to drink bear

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0 points cjbanning

Just because she's wearing a bikini top doesn't make the encounter sexual. There's nothing incestuous about this.

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15 points a-bag-o-snakes

You know this is actual porn right...... Here's the link to the full intro. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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MILK PLS