Im blinder i still dont see it. And irl i can only see sharp 6 cm out without glasses, so i win the random blindness competition.
(Hot profile picture btw)
Because I have a few mental issues. I sometimes struggle with social norms. It was genuinely meant as positive, not sexual or predatory. Often i say it in the right way. Sometimes this happens. It's very annoying to struggle with people.
But... My Dr's office calls me to say im doo for a checkup. They call it a wellness visit now but it seems the same. They give me shit about my sodium intake, tell me to exercise more, and send me on my way.
Do you know how Chinese medicine works? It’s essentially based on regular check-ups: Chinese people visit their doctor once or twice a year, and the doctor examines them to detect any health issues. He prescribes lifestyle adjustments to correct or prevent small problems before they turn into illnesses. A doctor’s reputation — and even his payment — depend on keeping his patients healthy. If he’s called to treat someone who has already fallen ill, it’s considered a walk of shame, and he risks losing much of his clientele to another doctor. And he won't get paid for treating a patient, only for preventing them from being ill.
Not exactly — preventive exams are more about screening for specific diseases. In Chinese medicine, those check-ups are more holistic — it’s about keeping balance, not just looking for problems.
That happened to my eye. My Uncle was wrestling with me.
That makes 2!
Cousin?
I don't condone violence when inflicting incest lol irony and disgust 101
But shhhh. My dad said not to speak of such things ;)
You shouldn’t have told your sister that your cousin did it better and she wouldn’t have punched you in your eye! X3
That Facebook sensation in the right eye also sucks, too.
Omg 😂 I never thought of it like that xD
Facebook? that's fuck buddy
ALWAYS wear goggles when incesting.
I might be blind how didn’t i see that
Im blinder i still dont see it. And irl i can only see sharp 6 cm out without glasses, so i win the random blindness competition. (Hot profile picture btw)
“Injury in right eye since 1 day - by incest”
Ah. Thanks cutie.
why do you have to be creepy...
Because I have a few mental issues. I sometimes struggle with social norms. It was genuinely meant as positive, not sexual or predatory. Often i say it in the right way. Sometimes this happens. It's very annoying to struggle with people.
It's ok, just don't be thirsting over a digital picture of a girl.
Maybe their sister was stuck and they were trying to “help” her and injured themselves.
Oedipus Rex had some eye pain due to incest too if I recall correctly.
Care to explain the joke here?
I think it was supposed to be injury by insect.
Read it...
I did. Still don’t get it. You aren’t very helpful
The third line below chief complaints says injury by incest
Text says worst typo ever. What is it supposed to say?
I would assume insect
I thought it was incident
I was thinking incense
theres endless possibilities!
Insect is right.
"I did"
no you did not
A useless red circle would be helpful here.
I just want to say as a healthcare worker, when I ask someone why they are being seen and they say “check up”, I want to scream very loudly.
But... My Dr's office calls me to say im doo for a checkup. They call it a wellness visit now but it seems the same. They give me shit about my sodium intake, tell me to exercise more, and send me on my way.
The username makes everything about this comment and sub itself ...why It was my first subscribe years ago
Thanks for being fun all..I love the laughs
get out of healthcare lol
Honest question then, what should one say wen we're coming in for our scheduled annual check-up then?
Do you know how Chinese medicine works? It’s essentially based on regular check-ups: Chinese people visit their doctor once or twice a year, and the doctor examines them to detect any health issues. He prescribes lifestyle adjustments to correct or prevent small problems before they turn into illnesses. A doctor’s reputation — and even his payment — depend on keeping his patients healthy. If he’s called to treat someone who has already fallen ill, it’s considered a walk of shame, and he risks losing much of his clientele to another doctor. And he won't get paid for treating a patient, only for preventing them from being ill.
That’s called a preventative exam dude
Not exactly — preventive exams are more about screening for specific diseases. In Chinese medicine, those check-ups are more holistic — it’s about keeping balance, not just looking for problems.
How do we know it's a typo? Maybe they just didn't want to type out the nasty details.
🥹 its supposed to be insect
That's what we all immediately assumed, yes, but we might be wrong.
But the patient said that it an insect got into his eye while on bike ! Haha
What’s it supposed to be?
Insect
Okay now I’m laughing even harder