Today's hospital-staff Christmas party presents: The Mett-piglet. Because Mettigel would have been too easy.
Q&A:
-This is Mett
-Yes it is raw minced pork
-No it is not dangerous at all
-Yes we do eat this in Germany
-No it is not usually shaped like this
-Sometimes it is shaped like a hedgehog though (also an abomination)

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Mett is not stupid, it‘s bomb with onions & maggi
Oh I agree, I fucking love Mett. Got some good one in the fridge.
The Mett piglet presentation, however,
Lol i kinda like it better than the hedgehog 😭
I like the corn nipples and privacy tomato
Scary
Mettbär?
Delicious
At least cook it up, the bear look skinless
Cooking up Mett would be the only sin bigger than this presentation of it
Looks like is the kind of dish that is eaten raw.
yep! You spread it on bread. Tasty.
Would give it a try, but not shaped like that; it would give me nightmares