This AVATAR burger
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  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/thr1ceuponatime, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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  • 457 points PyreDynasty

    Made with real Pandoran.

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    82 points OddCook4909

    I like the cut of their jib here though. They didn't play it safe

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    69 points Brickywood

    They fucking cooked the Na'vi

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    41 points OddCook4909

    I love it. I hope they did the same shit for the smurfs movie. Who serves "protagonist sandwich with protagonist blood for dipping sauce"? What is this? Catholic mass? That's a bold move worthy of respect

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    11 points TheeArgonaut

    Easy there Thomas Aquinas

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    6 points Current_Recover8779

    I love my food with a pinch of transubstantiation 

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    2 points kaadj

    Oh that’s supposed to be blood? I thought… never mind…

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    4 points No_Extension4005

    Well; they do look tasty. Though I reckon they'd need to mince or soow-cook the meat. A lot of muscles in them.

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    5 points themastermatt

    If the theatre offered Na'vi ribs and slow cooked pulled blue nachos - might go to the theatre for this one.

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    2 points Fertile_Arachnid_163

    Perhaps…

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    5 points Icy-Swordfish7784

    Made with real Blue 40 😋

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    3 points Yggdrasylian

    Abe’s Odyssey

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    1 points HolidayBeneficial456

    This was proven to be true by the true patriots of pandora!

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  • 216 points omg-sidefriction

    Do you think the Avatar people cum blue?

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    68 points couldbefuncouver

    Blue all over the place

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    58 points Pieman3001

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    10 points VaderBassify

    Lucile: Michael! I was almost attacked last night in my own home! I walked in and there was a colored man in my kitchen!

    Michael: Colored? What color was he exactly?

    Lucile: Blue!

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    11 points _-Generic-_-Name-_

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    3 points TheBlackCycloneOrder

    Uni of Michigan fans are going nuts. Go Blue!

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    10 points whatever-should-i-do

    I usually make a mess eating burgers anyway. At least this one will make it seem I gave their tail head. I guess.

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    5 points Old-Constant4411

    Or it'll look like you went down on that opera singer alien from 5th Element.

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    5 points kindredsororitas

    I need this burger now...

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    2 points highcommander010

    would

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    5 points Electronic-Touch-554

    Yeah I was gonna say, this just looks like a normal meal that has a Na'vi has nutted on

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    5 points DundrandiTaktur

    they dont cum

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    6 points TatsumoAsamaki

    They Hair Sex

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    1 points HolidayBeneficial456

    No I think they jizz.

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    2 points Legitimate-Log-6542

    Only one way to find out

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    2 points AnUnknownCreature

    No but it is bioluminescent

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points omg-sidefriction

    Yikes, been there bro.

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  • 244 points Carcosa_Hearty1986

    That is... not an appealing color for a burger and fries.

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    102 points StrictlyInsaneRants

    Blue is inherently an unappetizing colour for some reason. It's almost always a poor choice.

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    109 points The_Potatoto

    It's because there are no bright blue foods in nature, so it's automatically a bit off putting to the poison detection part of your brain. Even blue berries and the like are more purple than blue.

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    44 points alphagusta

    Bright colors in food in general are still very much a part of the primal instinct of "DONT FUCK WITH IT" and/or "THIS MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF TO DEATH"

    Even with modern food being colorful and safe there's still the instinct to be slightly repulsed at the thought, the blue just magnifies it times a hundred

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    7 points YoungHeartOldSoul

    You know, i never really put much thought into it, but shitting yourself to death has got to be one of the more agonizing deaths. The shitting to dead transition hits in the worst way.

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    6 points slaviccivicnation

    I think the only acceptable place to have blue food is in icing and dessert. A baby clue cake can actually look delicious. Seems like it’s any warm foods that are blue are the very unappealing ones.

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    47 points NeoViper101

    This is why bandages are blue in a restaurant kitchen. Blue usually doesn't belong in food (unless you purposefully add colouring)

    So when a bandage falls off amidst a rush and into the chicken korma curry you ordered (Yes, I saw this happen once), the chefs can clearly see the impostor ingredient and chuck it away to start on a new batch for you.

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    28 points Macievelli

    to start on a new batch for you

    Well, that’s the hope, anyway.

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    8 points karoshikun

    vain hope

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    1 points sweet_rico-

    Look we've all seen Waiting

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    1 points NeoViper101

    Nothing beats that Band-Aid flavour.

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    16 points Rye_27

    Could have went for molten lava black red orange

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    7 points Banjo_Pobblebonk

    Our brains are hard-wired to associate blue food with mould/decay.

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    4 points Excellent_Yak365

    Only works with blue raspberry

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    4 points Nyorliest

    there are psych experiments where people have food or drink while blindfolded and then they take off the blindfold and it’s revealed to be a weird color, or just the wrong color - red milk or white meat - and the people freak out mid-bite, sometimes even throwing up in shock.

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    5 points ILikeCakesAndPies

    I do like radioactive blue Gatorade and blue Monster though. Aqua Baja blast is also pleasant.

    Blue margarita. Maybe it's just drinks that are fine to be that kind of blue. Colored meat in general is definitely a no go for me.

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    2 points LATW2TG

    Yeh i’m about as likely to eat that as i am to watching the movie.
    It is indeed stupid food. Hard pass.

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    2 points Paraxom

    The darkness of the bun probably doesnt help, looks like the krabby patty they gave the health inspector

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    2 points Educational_Row_9485

    Unless they're sweets

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    1 points HolidayBeneficial456

    Then why do I want to go down on blue coloured aliens then? Hmmm…….

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    5 points serkesh

    Grill’d in Australia is doing a green burger for Wicked.

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    3 points No_Extension4005

    Made with 100% pure ground Elphaba!

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    4 points typing_away

    Wasn’t there a purple ketchup once ?

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    4 points Bl00dWolf

    Heinz made a range of colored ketchups, from black to green, to purple, to blue. For rather obvious reasons, it was discontinued.

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    3 points No_Extension4005

    Honestly purple sounds pretty okay. Beetroot is purple, isn't it?

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    1 points RealmKnight

    It's more dark red. Often used in colouring vegan meat alternatives.

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    2 points Ok_Insurance_4473

    There was also blue Pepsi

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    4 points Drikkink

    Even ignoring the glowing blue aioli, the bun just does not look appetizing either. What exactly is a charcoal brioche bun? Looking it up it's actually a thing where you add activated charcoal to brioche dough to make a black bun. It doesn't affect flavor unless you add too much. But it also looks like JET black not this weird mottled gray color when done well. I can see the aesthetic of the pure black brioche bun working but this just bun looks sickly.

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    2 points Master_Win_4018

    This remind me of the viral tiktok pink sauce

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  • 41 points LilyLaKoi

    That's going to make someone shit green for a week.

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    10 points CorrodedLollypop

    My youngest did that recently. After eating a radioactive-looking blue Trolls themed ice-cream on holiday, the next day his shits were dark green.

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    4 points apartmentthrowaway17

    😂

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    4 points Patient-Ad7291

    For real, I drink a blue Gatorade, and my shit is green for the next day or two.

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    11 points Darksuit117

    I shit green pretty regularly but i drink quite a bit of grape crush.

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  • 20 points Decent_Two_6456

    My appetite just left.

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  • 17 points hyacinthshouse

    nasty patty

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    5 points False_Ad_8026

    Came here for this

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  • 54 points VidimusWolf

    I like it. It's cute, it's fun, it's thematic. Have some fun, sheesh. We used to have a ton of these things, now everything is so same-same everywhere. It's nice to see some flair and fun.

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    22 points Mach12gamer

    Half the stuff in here is people losing their minds over street food, a quarter of it is people horrified to see a new way of cooking, and a quarter of it is people upset that someone made a fun food.

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    10 points horseradish1

    It's not offensive, but i definitely wouldn't order it and i don't understand why marketing teams think it's a good idea. Same as that Spiderman burger from a while ago and the random blue foods that are Sonic themed.

    Like it's fine. It's just food colouring. If it tastes good without the food colouring, it's still gonna be fine with it. But it looks kinda gross.

    This is probably the least gross thing I've ever seen, but i'd be keen to see what it looks like outside of promo materials.

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    5 points the_rare_bear

    Yeah I don’t see the problem with this. It’s not overly done and looks good.

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    2 points Drikkink

    It just looks unappetizing from the picture. The description sounds quite good actually. My issue actually stems from the bun more than the gimmicky blue sauce and it may be an issue with the lighting in the picture. The gray bun really looks bad to me but charcoal brioche that's actually pitch black looks a lot better doing a quick google search.

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    4 points fecal_spring221

    They used food coloring?! Pieces of shit

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  • 13 points TackleEnvironmental6

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    2 points mootallica

    And I would beat off a guy

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  • 22 points Aubrey-Grey

    There’s a reason we don’t eat blue food. This is the reason haha

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    11 points fffan9391

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    3 points SkaCubby

    It’s got the most anti-oxygens!

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    1 points Aubrey-Grey

    Hahahah!

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  • 7 points Fit-Ad-7682

    that looks like the smurfs had an orgy right on it

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  • 4 points ManDownUnder1984

    My pandorian cum burger

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  • 5 points MaeDay01

    is the implication that they cooked a dead na'vi?

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  • 3 points MushroomSimple279

    A sauce made with prime energy drink

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  • 3 points DarthDoobz

    Pretty sure that killed the health inspector

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  • 5 points Leather_Network4743

    But blue has more antioxygens

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  • 2 points Available_Cap_8548

    Who actually took a look at that pic and thought it was a good for general release?? I about threw up in my mouth at first sight of it!

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  • 2 points Firm_Interaction_816

    Looks like toxic waste has been drizzled over it.

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  • 2 points Brandosaurous05

    wish i could go to the movies world not to be some tree hugging freak but so i could have the chance to smoke a few pandorans myself

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  • 2 points kobrakaan

    You've seen and tried the Blue Waffle now try our Blue Pattie dripping with goodness

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  • 2 points Nemoralis99

    Yaaay windshield washer fluid flavored sauce

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  • 2 points Bl00dWolf

    While I imagine it probably tastes nice. Why does that sauce look like some Na'Vi came on my plate? I don't want a Na'Vi splooge burger.

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  • 2 points AskinggAlesana

    Good thing it isn’t real.

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  • 2 points odmirthecrow

    I don't want Na'vi jizz on my burger thanks.

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    1 points Chickenperson64

    Don't knock it till you try it

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  • 2 points ShefBoiRDe

    I swear if i order fries and a smurf nutted all over them, every Na'vi on Pandora is getting shot.

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  • 2 points Forsaken-Season-1538

    Your food should never be that shade of blue. That is too blue. (Fun fact: "blue" food dyes are petroleum based. Let that sink in. Petroleum. Waaaayyyy too many fossil fuels for a single burger. And I say that as someone who regularly makes rainbow cakes for the kiddos; this is too much blue for that small of a portion.)

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  • 1 points ebjazzz

    Looks like Smurf cum

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  • 1 points urethra93

    SMURF JIZZ

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  • 1 points fezzuk

    Should have just gone with blue cheese.

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  • 1 points Legitimate-Log-6542

    I’m not gonna judge someone for sucking off a Smurf, but don’t rub it all over my food

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  • 1 points DankeyKahn

    Looks like an alien busted on it

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  • 1 points EatRiceForLife

    Burger with Na'vis jizz

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  • 1 points xXxWhizZLexXx

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  • 1 points DLC_PR016

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  • 1 points himenokuri

    Ick no

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  • 1 points Eis_ber

    Calling it "the smoked Pandoran" implies that a Pandoran was killed in harvested for this burger. Wouldn't that go against what the story is about?

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  • 1 points Better_Carpet_7271

    Why? It tastes no different. It doesn't even look more appealing. It's food, you need to eat it, not admire the ridiculously unnatural colour they've made it.

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  • 1 points Bearex13

    Avatar Fire and ass papa Smurf helped make the special sauce

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  • 1 points SweRakii

    Hell yeah i love toothpaste on my burgers

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  • 1 points RabidPoodle69

    Where is this? So I can avoid it.

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    2 points silencerider

    Australia.

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  • 1 points The-Bigger-Fish

    Blue aside, it doesn’t sound half bad

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  • 1 points ThatMBR42

    That looks wildly overpriced.

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  • 1 points ceeroSVK

    Ah yes ive been craving an alien jizz burger for a while now

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  • 1 points TheeArgonaut

    That’s one burger I’m un-obtaining..

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  • 1 points Finly_Growin

    In a world full of beautiful, awe-inspiring nature they thought “it’s got blue cat people in it so make it blue”

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  • 1 points ArtThen9871

    Just as unappealing as the movies themselves

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  • 1 points elevenohnoes

    Just imagine the poor avatar in the kitchen totally wiped out because 5 avatar cum burgers got ordered at once.

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  • 1 points SprayNo4755

    Why is it covered in Smurf jizz?

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  • 1 points veebles89

    ah yes, blue cat people jizz on my burger and fries. exactly what i wanted. 🤢

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  • 1 points Jamie3rd

    The really did destroy avatar they should have left with the first outstanding film unfortunately Hollywood has destroy everything in the name of profit

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  • 1 points First-Junket124

    Better than KFCs Stranger Things upside down burger

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  • 1 points GG_Abernathy

    More like Fire and Ass

    No thanks 😡

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  • 1 points malexich

    Is the place really called fomo cinemas?

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  • 1 points Nyorliest

    Still much less annoying than Unobtanium.

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  • 1 points No_Arm_7095

    Nope

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  • 1 points Fireblast1337

    Well no fear of missing out at fomo cinema. I’ll bet this shit is $40 there

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  • 1 points Spider_Boyo

    Disgusting, blue jizz on a black bun burger and fries 🤢

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  • 1 points Explicit_Tech

    Avatar nutted all over it

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  • 1 points MrkEm22

    What's wrong with it? It's a fun little promotional item it won't be around forever. Are some of you just allergic to fun or something?

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  • 1 points Sno_Wolf

    Yo, why is there Smurf jizz all over everything?

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  • 1 points Working_Distance_465

    I dig it it looks fun to eat

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  • 1 points CorrodedLollypop

    An I guarantee that its actually garlic "mayo" rather than proper Aioli

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  • 1 points MeowMixPlzDeliverMe

    Didn't the first avatar come out like 15 years ago? I remember being in high school and we were all excited for it. Then it was a letdown

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  • 1 points Michael_CrawfishF150

    Looks like fire and ass.

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  • 1 points SoberButterfly

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  • 1 points thegiukiller

    It looks like the rotten patty from spongebob

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  • 1 points maggiemayfish

    It's healthy. Everybody knows that blue foods have the most anti oxygens

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  • 1 points BeastieBurr92

    Blue rabbits fuckin!!! Oooh oooh!!!

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  • 1 points Wallie_Collie

    So you are eating the characters? Or their goo?

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  • 1 points Any-Mobile-2473

    Yay, I love moldy food. I hope they have an excuse to serve moldy food and pass it of as a "Smoked Pandoran Meal"

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  • 1 points tripleusername

    lol, did they watch previous movies?

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  • 1 points Ok_Literature2535

    Mmm a krabby patty with blue jelly 😋

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  • 1 points CptKillJack

    I say this in my most polite Na'vi. "Apivaku" (Get Lost)

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  • 1 points Morall_tach

    Are we bringing back neon colored condiments from 20 years ago???

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  • 1 points DecentEnthusiasm8984

    ''No Na'vi where harmed''

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  • 1 points UBum

    sorry, im on a low carbon diet.

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  • 1 points tugboat_karatedog

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  • 1 points Senkosoda

    the tiktok farms are gonna love this

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  • 1 points Stepjam

    Blue is famously a very appetizing color.

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  • 1 points EchoChamberAvoider

    Ngl I would definitely eat this

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  • 1 points -JR84-

    Smurf Semen

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  • 1 points Oograr

    The lighting makes that bun look moldy

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  • 1 points Trogi45

    Looks like one of them jerked off on it.

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  • 1 points Physical_Drive_349

    I bet that blue "aioli" out of a prepackaged plastic tub is awesome! /S

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  • 1 points WeltyFern

    Introducing Blue Sauce: the sequel to Pink Sauce.

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  • 1 points countsachot

    Oh look, blue vomit.

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  • 1 points BlackLeykis

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  • 1 points AsideLost

    Just need a blue beverage to wash it all down…

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  • 1 points sunflowerfields13

    ohhhh so that's what their jizz looks like, someone call the rule 34 folks

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  • 1 points SlowLope

    DID THAT CAT MAN CUM ON MY BURGER?!!?

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