I love it. I hope they did the same shit for the smurfs movie. Who serves "protagonist sandwich with protagonist blood for dipping sauce"? What is this? Catholic mass? That's a bold move worthy of respect
It's because there are no bright blue foods in nature, so it's automatically a bit off putting to the poison detection part of your brain. Even blue berries and the like are more purple than blue.
Bright colors in food in general are still very much a part of the primal instinct of "DONT FUCK WITH IT" and/or "THIS MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF TO DEATH"
Even with modern food being colorful and safe there's still the instinct to be slightly repulsed at the thought, the blue just magnifies it times a hundred
You know, i never really put much thought into it, but shitting yourself to death has got to be one of the more agonizing deaths. The shitting to dead transition hits in the worst way.
I think the only acceptable place to have blue food is in icing and dessert. A baby clue cake can actually look delicious. Seems like it’s any warm foods that are blue are the very unappealing ones.
This is why bandages are blue in a restaurant kitchen. Blue usually doesn't belong in food (unless you purposefully add colouring)
So when a bandage falls off amidst a rush and into the chicken korma curry you ordered (Yes, I saw this happen once), the chefs can clearly see the impostor ingredient and chuck it away to start on a new batch for you.
there are psych experiments where people have food or drink while blindfolded and then they take off the blindfold and it’s revealed to be a weird color, or just the wrong color - red milk or white meat - and the people freak out mid-bite, sometimes even throwing up in shock.
Even ignoring the glowing blue aioli, the bun just does not look appetizing either. What exactly is a charcoal brioche bun? Looking it up it's actually a thing where you add activated charcoal to brioche dough to make a black bun. It doesn't affect flavor unless you add too much. But it also looks like JET black not this weird mottled gray color when done well. I can see the aesthetic of the pure black brioche bun working but this just bun looks sickly.
I like it. It's cute, it's fun, it's thematic. Have some fun, sheesh. We used to have a ton of these things, now everything is so same-same everywhere. It's nice to see some flair and fun.
Half the stuff in here is people losing their minds over street food, a quarter of it is people horrified to see a new way of cooking, and a quarter of it is people upset that someone made a fun food.
It's not offensive, but i definitely wouldn't order it and i don't understand why marketing teams think it's a good idea. Same as that Spiderman burger from a while ago and the random blue foods that are Sonic themed.
Like it's fine. It's just food colouring. If it tastes good without the food colouring, it's still gonna be fine with it. But it looks kinda gross.
This is probably the least gross thing I've ever seen, but i'd be keen to see what it looks like outside of promo materials.
It just looks unappetizing from the picture. The description sounds quite good actually. My issue actually stems from the bun more than the gimmicky blue sauce and it may be an issue with the lighting in the picture. The gray bun really looks bad to me but charcoal brioche that's actually pitch black looks a lot better doing a quick google search.
Your food should never be that shade of blue. That is too blue. (Fun fact: "blue" food dyes are petroleum based. Let that sink in. Petroleum. Waaaayyyy too many fossil fuels for a single burger. And I say that as someone who regularly makes rainbow cakes for the kiddos; this is too much blue for that small of a portion.)
Why? It tastes no different. It doesn't even look more appealing. It's food, you need to eat it, not admire the ridiculously unnatural colour they've made it.
The really did destroy avatar they should have left with the first outstanding film unfortunately Hollywood has destroy everything in the name of profit
u/thr1ceuponatime, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!
Made with real Pandoran.
I like the cut of their jib here though. They didn't play it safe
They fucking cooked the Na'vi
I love it. I hope they did the same shit for the smurfs movie. Who serves "protagonist sandwich with protagonist blood for dipping sauce"? What is this? Catholic mass? That's a bold move worthy of respect
Easy there Thomas Aquinas
I love my food with a pinch of transubstantiation
Oh that’s supposed to be blood? I thought… never mind…
Well; they do look tasty. Though I reckon they'd need to mince or soow-cook the meat. A lot of muscles in them.
If the theatre offered Na'vi ribs and slow cooked pulled blue nachos - might go to the theatre for this one.
Perhaps…
Made with real Blue 40 😋
Abe’s Odyssey
This was proven to be true by the true patriots of pandora!
Do you think the Avatar people cum blue?
Blue all over the place
Lucile: Michael! I was almost attacked last night in my own home! I walked in and there was a colored man in my kitchen!
Michael: Colored? What color was he exactly?
Lucile: Blue!
Uni of Michigan fans are going nuts. Go Blue!
I usually make a mess eating burgers anyway. At least this one will make it seem I gave their tail head. I guess.
Or it'll look like you went down on that opera singer alien from 5th Element.
I need this burger now...
would
Yeah I was gonna say, this just looks like a normal meal that has a Na'vi has nutted on
they dont cum
They Hair Sex
No I think they jizz.
Only one way to find out
No but it is bioluminescent
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Yikes, been there bro.
That is... not an appealing color for a burger and fries.
Blue is inherently an unappetizing colour for some reason. It's almost always a poor choice.
It's because there are no bright blue foods in nature, so it's automatically a bit off putting to the poison detection part of your brain. Even blue berries and the like are more purple than blue.
Bright colors in food in general are still very much a part of the primal instinct of "DONT FUCK WITH IT" and/or "THIS MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF TO DEATH"
Even with modern food being colorful and safe there's still the instinct to be slightly repulsed at the thought, the blue just magnifies it times a hundred
You know, i never really put much thought into it, but shitting yourself to death has got to be one of the more agonizing deaths. The shitting to dead transition hits in the worst way.
I think the only acceptable place to have blue food is in icing and dessert. A baby clue cake can actually look delicious. Seems like it’s any warm foods that are blue are the very unappealing ones.
This is why bandages are blue in a restaurant kitchen. Blue usually doesn't belong in food (unless you purposefully add colouring)
So when a bandage falls off amidst a rush and into the chicken korma curry you ordered (Yes, I saw this happen once), the chefs can clearly see the impostor ingredient and chuck it away to start on a new batch for you.
Well, that’s the hope, anyway.
vain hope
Look we've all seen Waiting
Nothing beats that Band-Aid flavour.
Could have went for molten lava black red orange
Our brains are hard-wired to associate blue food with mould/decay.
Only works with blue raspberry
there are psych experiments where people have food or drink while blindfolded and then they take off the blindfold and it’s revealed to be a weird color, or just the wrong color - red milk or white meat - and the people freak out mid-bite, sometimes even throwing up in shock.
I do like radioactive blue Gatorade and blue Monster though. Aqua Baja blast is also pleasant.
Blue margarita. Maybe it's just drinks that are fine to be that kind of blue. Colored meat in general is definitely a no go for me.
Yeh i’m about as likely to eat that as i am to watching the movie.
It is indeed stupid food. Hard pass.
The darkness of the bun probably doesnt help, looks like the krabby patty they gave the health inspector
Unless they're sweets
Then why do I want to go down on blue coloured aliens then? Hmmm…….
Grill’d in Australia is doing a green burger for Wicked.
Made with 100% pure ground Elphaba!
Wasn’t there a purple ketchup once ?
Heinz made a range of colored ketchups, from black to green, to purple, to blue. For rather obvious reasons, it was discontinued.
Honestly purple sounds pretty okay. Beetroot is purple, isn't it?
It's more dark red. Often used in colouring vegan meat alternatives.
There was also blue Pepsi
Even ignoring the glowing blue aioli, the bun just does not look appetizing either. What exactly is a charcoal brioche bun? Looking it up it's actually a thing where you add activated charcoal to brioche dough to make a black bun. It doesn't affect flavor unless you add too much. But it also looks like JET black not this weird mottled gray color when done well. I can see the aesthetic of the pure black brioche bun working but this just bun looks sickly.
This remind me of the viral tiktok pink sauce
That's going to make someone shit green for a week.
My youngest did that recently. After eating a radioactive-looking blue Trolls themed ice-cream on holiday, the next day his shits were dark green.
😂
For real, I drink a blue Gatorade, and my shit is green for the next day or two.
I shit green pretty regularly but i drink quite a bit of grape crush.
My appetite just left.
nasty patty
Came here for this
I like it. It's cute, it's fun, it's thematic. Have some fun, sheesh. We used to have a ton of these things, now everything is so same-same everywhere. It's nice to see some flair and fun.
Half the stuff in here is people losing their minds over street food, a quarter of it is people horrified to see a new way of cooking, and a quarter of it is people upset that someone made a fun food.
It's not offensive, but i definitely wouldn't order it and i don't understand why marketing teams think it's a good idea. Same as that Spiderman burger from a while ago and the random blue foods that are Sonic themed.
Like it's fine. It's just food colouring. If it tastes good without the food colouring, it's still gonna be fine with it. But it looks kinda gross.
This is probably the least gross thing I've ever seen, but i'd be keen to see what it looks like outside of promo materials.
Yeah I don’t see the problem with this. It’s not overly done and looks good.
It just looks unappetizing from the picture. The description sounds quite good actually. My issue actually stems from the bun more than the gimmicky blue sauce and it may be an issue with the lighting in the picture. The gray bun really looks bad to me but charcoal brioche that's actually pitch black looks a lot better doing a quick google search.
They used food coloring?! Pieces of shit
And I would beat off a guy
There’s a reason we don’t eat blue food. This is the reason haha
It’s got the most anti-oxygens!
Hahahah!
that looks like the smurfs had an orgy right on it
My pandorian cum burger
is the implication that they cooked a dead na'vi?
A sauce made with prime energy drink
Pretty sure that killed the health inspector
But blue has more antioxygens
Who actually took a look at that pic and thought it was a good for general release?? I about threw up in my mouth at first sight of it!
Looks like toxic waste has been drizzled over it.
wish i could go to the movies world not to be some tree hugging freak but so i could have the chance to smoke a few pandorans myself
You've seen and tried the Blue Waffle now try our Blue Pattie dripping with goodness
Yaaay windshield washer fluid flavored sauce
While I imagine it probably tastes nice. Why does that sauce look like some Na'Vi came on my plate? I don't want a Na'Vi splooge burger.
Good thing it isn’t real.
I don't want Na'vi jizz on my burger thanks.
Don't knock it till you try it
I swear if i order fries and a smurf nutted all over them, every Na'vi on Pandora is getting shot.
Your food should never be that shade of blue. That is too blue. (Fun fact: "blue" food dyes are petroleum based. Let that sink in. Petroleum. Waaaayyyy too many fossil fuels for a single burger. And I say that as someone who regularly makes rainbow cakes for the kiddos; this is too much blue for that small of a portion.)
Looks like Smurf cum
SMURF JIZZ
Should have just gone with blue cheese.
I’m not gonna judge someone for sucking off a Smurf, but don’t rub it all over my food
Looks like an alien busted on it
Burger with Na'vis jizz
Ick no
Calling it "the smoked Pandoran" implies that a Pandoran was killed in harvested for this burger. Wouldn't that go against what the story is about?
Why? It tastes no different. It doesn't even look more appealing. It's food, you need to eat it, not admire the ridiculously unnatural colour they've made it.
Avatar Fire and ass papa Smurf helped make the special sauce
Hell yeah i love toothpaste on my burgers
Where is this? So I can avoid it.
Australia.
Blue aside, it doesn’t sound half bad
That looks wildly overpriced.
Ah yes ive been craving an alien jizz burger for a while now
That’s one burger I’m un-obtaining..
In a world full of beautiful, awe-inspiring nature they thought “it’s got blue cat people in it so make it blue”
Just as unappealing as the movies themselves
Just imagine the poor avatar in the kitchen totally wiped out because 5 avatar cum burgers got ordered at once.
Why is it covered in Smurf jizz?
ah yes, blue cat people jizz on my burger and fries. exactly what i wanted. 🤢
The really did destroy avatar they should have left with the first outstanding film unfortunately Hollywood has destroy everything in the name of profit
Better than KFCs Stranger Things upside down burger
More like Fire and Ass
No thanks 😡
Is the place really called fomo cinemas?
Still much less annoying than Unobtanium.
Nope
Well no fear of missing out at fomo cinema. I’ll bet this shit is $40 there
Disgusting, blue jizz on a black bun burger and fries 🤢
Avatar nutted all over it
What's wrong with it? It's a fun little promotional item it won't be around forever. Are some of you just allergic to fun or something?
Yo, why is there Smurf jizz all over everything?
I dig it it looks fun to eat
An I guarantee that its actually garlic "mayo" rather than proper Aioli
Didn't the first avatar come out like 15 years ago? I remember being in high school and we were all excited for it. Then it was a letdown
Looks like fire and ass.
It looks like the rotten patty from spongebob
It's healthy. Everybody knows that blue foods have the most anti oxygens
Blue rabbits fuckin!!! Oooh oooh!!!
So you are eating the characters? Or their goo?
Yay, I love moldy food. I hope they have an excuse to serve moldy food and pass it of as a "Smoked Pandoran Meal"
lol, did they watch previous movies?
Mmm a krabby patty with blue jelly 😋
I say this in my most polite Na'vi. "Apivaku" (Get Lost)
Are we bringing back neon colored condiments from 20 years ago???
''No Na'vi where harmed''
sorry, im on a low carbon diet.
the tiktok farms are gonna love this
Blue is famously a very appetizing color.
Ngl I would definitely eat this
Smurf Semen
The lighting makes that bun look moldy
Looks like one of them jerked off on it.
I bet that blue "aioli" out of a prepackaged plastic tub is awesome! /S
Introducing Blue Sauce: the sequel to Pink Sauce.
Oh look, blue vomit.
Just need a blue beverage to wash it all down…
ohhhh so that's what their jizz looks like, someone call the rule 34 folks
DID THAT CAT MAN CUM ON MY BURGER?!!?