Fresh Rocket Soda...
  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/AdCorrect9756, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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  • 8596 points coffeebean_1992

    This drink looks like it would give +7 rads to my Fallout character.

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    1442 points Friscolax

    It’ll also increase your AP for 10 minutes

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    1248 points j4_jjjj

    But in 20mins you'll be blind for life

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    539 points ProcrastinationSite

    In 3-4 weeks, you'll have an itchy butthole where you can harvest pinworms

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    313 points Spider_Dude

    It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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    112 points coffeebean_1992

    “It just works”

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    43 points Snoo_34130

    Thank you for the delivery.

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    63 points Mental_Estate4206

    "It just worms"

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    11 points yellowirish

    Will I get to go fishing 🎣?

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    30 points Dunge0nMast0r

    It's not a bug, it's a roundworm.

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    22 points wildechld

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    12 points PartyLeek2068

    You when you drink it you download the dlc

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    21 points Screwdriving_Hammer

    It is a bug... in your butthole.

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    34 points GeneralToesChkn

    “Pinworms — $5”

    I’ll file that next to “prison” on my list of desperate retirement options.

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    12 points xSinn3Dx

    Oh fuck I just googled that... that isnt from fallout...

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    11 points donktastic

    And also, at night they come out because that's when your sphincter is relaxed.

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    7 points WilTravis

    "They mostly come out at night. Mostly."

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    258 points BurningOasis

    Skill issue

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    27 points RedditGarboDisposal

    Yeah? Skill iss—?

    Give me another.

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    20 points ObliqueStrategizer

    complete lack of toenail use in preparation

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    9 points thorstormcaller

    That’s so much longer than the stew I ate last week

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    165 points DifGuyCominFromSky

    This drink looks like it would give +100 diarrhea to my butthole.

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    75 points kingkongbiingbong

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    174 points Dolomitexp

    I can hear the crackling now

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    37 points BaggyLarjjj

    Go get the good dosimeter from the safe

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    35 points surpriseinhere

    Should be safe. He washed the glasses in the water that flowing down the street. Natural purification

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    38 points RaevynXD

    3.6

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    21 points No_Escape_5117

    Bubble Guts X10. Code "Brown."

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    15 points griffinisland

    Do you taste metal?

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    73 points Azure5577

    Imagine walking into an abandoned Nuka Cola building and it's just this guy making drinks behind the counter.

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    51 points mkstot

    To the the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day

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    29 points Vegetable_Permit_537

    Never spoke to those around him, didnt have too much to say

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    25 points mgoflash

    No one dared to ask his business.

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    19 points foster-mfp

    No one dared to make a slip

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    34 points theatrenearyou

    The stranger there among 'em had a big lime on his hip

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    25 points tomasequp

    Big lime on his hiiiip

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    12 points mgoflash

    I just noticed lime. Fantastic.

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    48 points Honda_TypeR

    How lucky can one guy be?

    I drank soda, it irradiated me

    Like the fella once said, "Ain't that a kick in the head?"

    The room went completely black

    Used all my RadAway, and wish I had it back

    Like the sailor said, quote, "Ain't that a hole in the boat"

    My head just keeps on spinning

    I go to sleep and just keep grinning

    If this is just the beginning, Gonna turn right into a Ghoul

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    10 points rexrighteous

    This is art

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    7 points RedneckAngel83

    My fiancé would love you.

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    39 points ryan0063

    Didn’t I see that guy in cocktail with Tom cruise?

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    43 points EikaiWHAAATTT

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    17 points Dewey081

    And cholera

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    17 points Select_Truck3257

    that's real nuka sprite

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    14 points BRtIK

    Your fallout character doesn't have enough endurance to pass the skill check.

    If your medical is high enough you can survive but you'll lose 80% of your small intestine and you'll shit more often. Death claw steaks don't cause that problem

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  • 2450 points VexTheTielfling

    The coins pickling in lime juice just ties everything together.

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    664 points SVTCobraR315

    It’s basically a battery with electrolyte.

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    227 points WhatWouldGoldblumDo

    It's what plants crave.

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    128 points Roygbiv2008

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    75 points Capnmolasses

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    21 points Scary-Ad9646

    Because of the electrolytes

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    8 points later-g8r

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    20 points UncleWainey

    Is that why there aren’t >100 wasps partying on his counter? Zapped by some good ol’ direct current?

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    20 points touuuuhhhny

    *limes pickling in coin juice

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    5 points FiRe_McFiReSomeDay

    Let me just fondle these coins while preparing your food with my bare hands...

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  • 2113 points Naive-Impression-373

    Step one: put ice rod in glass.

    Step two: take ice rod out of glass

    Step three: break ice rod into pieces

    Step four: put ice pieces in glass

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    958 points Goldnglam

    he wanted the extra hand touches, touchy Tim must touch everything!

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    176 points JosieZee

    Touchy Tim!! 💀

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    205 points Goldnglam

    be careful friend, if you say his name three times he might just touch you!

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    44 points qualitythundergod

    Gropey Greg is standing by waiting for his chance too! Don't forget Gropey Greg!

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    17 points fapplinghook

    ...promise?

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    18 points RawToast1989

    Not more touches per see, just wanted to get more surface area exposed so he could make sure his touches touched the most area possible. Lol

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    108 points Usman5432

    It is imperative that the cylinder of ice be harmed

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    109 points Tiny_Ride6418

    Break ice rod into pieces!  This is my last resort! 

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    95 points Cassius_man

    Diarrhea no squeezing

    Don't give a damn if i shit myself heaving

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    69 points Arkaium

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    30 points Peace_Out_Napolean

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    11 points SpaceHawk98W

    Dude, how did you post a gif that has music?! That’s sick

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    10 points GabrielBischoff

    What a place is the internet is.

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    34 points MukdenMan

    Step five: cut a hole in a box

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    25 points MovingThroughTheDark

    Step six: put your dick in the box

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    12 points AvaryZig

    Still probably more hygienic

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    6 points Gaerdil

    Step seven: make her open the box

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    5 points vaga-77

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    7 points Bubbles_Mcgee_4356

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    11 points Optimal_Nature_8995

    Step five: put glass pieces in ice

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  • 2614 points malv123

    My god, cut limes right next to a wet pile of change

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    817 points cfrtgy

    The dirt and metallic flavor add a lot to the final product!

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    460 points AgitatedBiscotti3413

    You can barely taste his hands over the taste of pennies.

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    112 points Amateurlapse

    “Pennies”

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    94 points Nincomsoup

    And the condom powder

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    65 points mrdeworde

    If you're curious: The powder is likely chaat masala (a blend of spices for snackfoods) or jal jeera powder and is weirdly delicious once you get over the "my drink is savory wtf" element. Obviously not under those unhygienic conditions, but East Indian lemonade - shikanji - and jal jeera (kind of a spiced, salty drink often made with mint, citrus, or tamarind) are legitimately delicious if you get the chance.

    It horrifies me how well the guy matched up the sound effects to the action.

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    22 points Far-Government5469

    get over the "my drink is savoury wtf" element

    Also farts. If it's what I think it is, had it at two Hindu weddings, the drinks smells like farts. It is weirdly refreshing and flavorful, but yeah, if not for the peer pressure I wouldn't have been able to get over the smell

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    5 points cbashab

    Maybe it's the hing /asafoetida?

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    51 points pheonix198

    Everybody! Look at this guy over here! He’s never had powdered condom!

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    28 points Mission_Speed7233

    Is that rub n' tug dry rub? Love that stuff.

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    135 points kpop_glory

    How bout dropping the ice in the puddle and smashing the ice with the back of the glass that has been on the puddle pile change?

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    48 points Classy_Mouse

    Look, whatever is in that water, it's not like I am going to get it twice. It is definitely at least 2% of that drink and that is what counts

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    132 points Sirpatron1

    You're not worried about the brown ice?

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    121 points briancito

    Oh no I'm fucking terrified about the brown ice

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    37 points Milord_888

    Fresh from the Ganges River

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    13 points Silver-Amphibian7650

    Did you hear that? I just threw up.

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    18 points belaGJ

    yellow snow must be the special

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    262 points patelj27b

    You buy any food/drink from an Indian street vendor, you deserve what you get.

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    41 points accidental_Ocelot

    No gloves no way I'm eating that shit.

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    59 points PNW_Sasquatch_

    It's not even just no gloves. The drinking glasses alone get rinsed in a tub of water (no soap) that never gets changed out...and has been sitting out in the heat.

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    25 points qualitythundergod

    Mmmmmm... PROPER heat disinfection with a sun-warmed tub of "water" and 12 mins sitting in the sun 😊

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    11 points Uncaring_Dispatcher

    Locks in the flavor.

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    42 points accidental_Ocelot

    Also how does he wash the glasses between customers?

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    124 points scratchy_mcballsy

    Wash?

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    19 points Superman246o1

    Hygiene < Showmanship

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    9 points pass-me-that-hoe

    Why wash? The previous customer licked it clean!

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    33 points carltheredred

    Cut to some old man using his feet.

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    31 points TheRealRigormortal

    Between?

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    20 points Manymarbles

    I am sure he has a rag around there somewhere

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    17 points spektre

    Also?

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    19 points dogbert_93

    Even with gloves I aint eatin that shit.

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    22 points RedditMapz

    To be fair, the limes are acidic so they have some built in resistance to bacteria. That ice is the most unhygienic component.

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    26 points AmazedAtTheWorld

    They'd have to be 'industrial accident' levels of acidic to resist all of this.

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    7 points Princethor

    The soda too. I seen videos of a particular country refilling them because it’s cheaper.

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    11 points igotshadowbaned

    the limes are acidic

    That's part of the problem with the coins. The acid reacts with the metals in the coins. Especially zinc or copper

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    17 points Relative-Tune85

    This is all that bothers you?

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    14 points davejugs01

    Just testing the money, if it’s fake it will tarnish then again that drink will probably strip the paint off a chevy. Imagine the cleanse to your insides, rockets away

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  • 744 points AcePilotFighter

    I just died of dysentery

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    209 points Biiiishweneedanswers

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    54 points PokeTheUnbannable

    307 bullets and 459 pounds of food is insane, someone was either really late game or absolutely cheating. Also, that would be an incredibly risky weight to float over a body of water on a flimsy raft, this was most definitely deserved.

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    9 points Biiiishweneedanswers

    Yeah, this was not very Cash Money of them. Unnecessarily risky.

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  • 540 points spiderpigjames

    so much material was lost in the process of making the product

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    331 points dave_a86

    He was spraying that Sprite around like he’d just won the Indian Grand Prix.

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    148 points babathebear

    That’s not sprite lol, just regular soda refilled in sprite bottles. It’s pretty common in India, actually they even sell local lemon soda in sprite bottles and pass off as legit,, if you aren’t careful!!

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    52 points BellSilly6642

    Or so the soda was refilled. I thought ok at least Soda is a sealed so only the ice could give you diarrhea.

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    67 points WetLoophole

    In India, diarrhea is just regular poo, bro.

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    21 points DueHousing

    I’ve heard of Indians who get concerned when they have their first solid poo

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  • 1294 points 5711USMC

    This dude is using glasses to crack ice and squeeze limes. Meanwhile mine shatter if I load the dishwasher slightly wrong

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    217 points SatisfactionSpecial2

    His glasses have never been close to a dishwasher, they just have a protective crust. Skill diff tbh.

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    25 points Werftflammen

    Layers upon layers of bacteria keeping it together, absorbing the shocks.

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    114 points GoreyGopnik

    you must be using glasses that are exceptionally thin or have been damaged with time. a glass with, say, half-inch thick walls would reasonably hold up to this.

    Edit: I'm very sorry everyone, i've lied. the glass in question was, in fact, a bit under a quarter-inch in wall thickness upon more careful measurement. My understanding of the imperial measurement system is clearly very warped. I give my most sincere apologies to everyone which was hurt by my gross misestimation. However, I still do think that the glasses in the video do not display inordinate toughness.

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    163 points A-Surfin-Bird

    Half an inch would be such a thick glass

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    89 points goodwaytogetringworm

    Half inch is thicker than ya think

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    50 points BeezNuttz

    That’s what he said

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    34 points NewEnglandRoastBeef

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    7 points Arikaido777

    I should call him

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    36 points Affectionate-Let3744

    Lmao what, in what freaking world do people drink in glasses with half-inch thick walls?

    Regular glasses are probably closer to 1/16" to 1/8", with fancier wine glasses closer to 1/32"

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    14 points EarlGreyTeabagging

    Reminder that the GDR produced chemically strengthened glassware (similar to gorilla glass), but was failed as an export because “potential buyers regarded the idea of long-life glassware as detrimental to their ability to sell replacements.”

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  • 235 points jessicat2222

    What are the packets full of?

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    484 points EstimateIll4262

    Hopefully antibiotics!!

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    136 points _4D4M

    Emergen-C

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    21 points lloydeph6

    LOL

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    14 points Big-Persimmon-7165

    Spit take 🤣

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    3 points ScarySamsquanch

    LMFAO

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    95 points pallantos

    They're making this I think.

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    82 points sambones

    "It is meant to startle the taste buds."

    Sometimes your taste palette just needs a good jump scare.

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    53 points jimmy_ricard

    Electrolytes. It's what plants crave

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    59 points codeyman2

    Spice mix.. Google Jal Jeera..unpopular opinion.. but I loved this growing up and still make to myself at home. You can ask for Masala Soda in any Indian restaurant.

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    41 points Southside_john

    I wouldn’t say it’s an unpopular opinion. Some sprite with some seasoning packet might be alright and I would try it. What we don’t understand/like is the spilling of shit everywhere, unsanitary touching of everything and for me the wasting of the carbonation by shaking shit up and spraying it into the cup

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    24 points Econmajorhere

    My assumption is there are 5000 vendors selling the same product so they differentiate through performative crafting. Sanitation issues are just a common issue in some/most developing countries. Having traveled to some of these places (not India), even some locals don’t try the street food

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  • 354 points tcumber

    These streets vendor videos are all the same...some fool doing a bunch of unsanitary steps very quickly...as if being fast makes things better.

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    177 points jimmy_ricard

    I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't watch every one of these videos from start to finish. Couldn't pay me to eat/drink from one of these places but they're fun to watch lol

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    31 points Humble-Morning-323

    I wish there was a subreddit of nothing but these types of videos

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    87 points _tate_

    There is.

    Its this one right here.

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    29 points foot_bath_foreplay

    Go to tick tocks and search "Indian street food" then.

    There are a lot of comments and caveats that should be made for this content though. A lot of it is specifically made to be content. The folks who fry eggs in red bull, for instance, are explicitly a response to western tourists filming and supporting the weirdest, shittiest food they can find.

    But the more classic strange stuff has cultural roots. You'll find lots of videos of people who seem to be consciously/intentionally spilling food as they serve it up or add ingredients. This is real, but often exaggerated for tourists who are filming. It's a demonstration of abundance, a sacrifice. If god/the universe is taking care of me, I should not be worried about slopping some chives over the edge of the wok. And doing so shows God/the universe that I trust them to provide for me in perpetuity. I don't need to carefully pinch - everything that I need will come to me, as if by magic. Being careful would be an action showing that I don't have faith in God/the universe. Something like that, hare Krishner.

    Take some psilocybin, do some yoga & you'll get it. Magical realism.

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  • 645 points TravisDane

    This was so much easier to get through with the sound effects. 👏🏼

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    138 points dandaman64

    The only way to improve it even more would be to have Penis Music in the background

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    47 points JollyMission2416

    Wha-... Wtf is penis music?

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    37 points ThatMrPuddington

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYstg5TXCiM

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    14 points brunhilda1

    ngl vibing 🗿

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    5 points Hawkmonbestboi

    ......why is this called penis music?

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    36 points Ak47110

    The gun shots had me dying

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    89 points Raivyn52

    Didn't know there were sound effects.

    Thanks, I hate it.

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    22 points TravisDane

    Lmfao

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    8 points Jay8088

    I was going to be okay with the drink because of the sounds effects.

    Until that final shot. Buncha' shit floating in my drink is not what I'm looking for.

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    7 points DopeyDeathMetal

    Yeah I actually enjoyed this because of those dumb cartoon sounds

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    20 points spektre

    Absolutely. I usually despise gratuitous sound effects over these kind of videos, but in this case it provided a level of suspension of disbelief where it felt more like a cartoon, as opposed to a reality that is aggressively failing to coexist with my intestinal bioflora.

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    12 points invincitank

    I'm not fully against the sound effect here as they do match the energy the guy is giving. But ye, also wish there was enough audile voice to understand why he won't cut those limes away from dirty change and why the drink made of like juice, ice and clear soda has brown particles in it

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    8 points blickt8301

    1) He doesn't care about hygiene

    2) The brown sediment comes from the seasoning packets

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    3 points somerandom164

    I heard them before I unmuted the video

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  • 206 points LeastPaloma

    Fresh finger soda

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    52 points underwarewolf

    How much more do you have to pay to just drink it out of his hands?

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  • 257 points zoopa9

    Looks so gross

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    120 points Tiddlychinks

    It looks like when you spread a relatives ashes over a body of water.

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    38 points Glass_Baseball_355

    Probably a little of that in there too.

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    21 points whatdis321

    I fucking gagged when I saw the close up video of it

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  • 343 points Neat_Accident25

    I’ll take my Ganges River Water to go please

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    122 points Substantial_Diver_34

    You want that with a used diaper?

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    42 points Neat_Accident25

    No thank you I don’t like pulp.

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  • 43 points AlwaysBlameDavid

    The bartender i have in my Sanctuary Hills settlement whipping up something fucked up with my loot from Nuka-World

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  • 62 points kovacro_77

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  • 46 points SummitingMtJohnston

    Doing things quickly is not nearly as impressive as doing things hygienically.

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  • 34 points InternationalCat3159

    Customer waiting for their drink:

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  • 46 points IceCoughy

    These people must have cast iron stomaches. I wonder if since they're not as exposed to our germs if they'd get ill eating things that wouldn't bother us, like fuckin I don't know what.

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    52 points BirchBlack

    It does happen. The place I used to work for hired an H1B and flew him in from Gujarat. Dude was shitting constantly in a bad way. Got the nickname Hershey Squirts by the time he left. I'd feel bad but he watched Netflix on his phone with the volume turned up hogging the floors only crapper.

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    11 points IceCoughy

    Hahahahaha

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    30 points awkward_the_fish

    yeah, you are right. in india we’re exposed to a much higher quantity and type of bacteria, so we kinda develop an immunity towards them as we grow up. this is why westerners dont fare well with a lot of food here, their bodily systems are not used to it.

    same with indians travelling to the west, their bodies are not used to the climate/food/local bacteria so they also tend to get sick from things that wouldn’t affect them back home.

    the human body is a rather silly goofy thing

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    16 points I_Am_The_Mole

    Million Dollar Idea: A yogurt program meant to slowly introduce you to the local uh... flora. You eat it before the trip and when you get to wherever you don't shit yourself to death because a street vendor looked at your food the wrong way.

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  • 24 points Digi_Dingo

    What does it taste like other than lime, loose change, and thumb?

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  • 38 points Zingman15

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  • 15 points Airam07

    Well, at least he looks like he’s having fun for a guy making a drink that’ll give you projectile diarrhea

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  • 15 points Tacoslayer17

    Ahhh yes we all love a flat carbonated drink, please shake it a little more and put your fingers inside the drinks as much as possible

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  • 31 points BigDinkyDongDotCom

    “DOSNT MATTER WHAT YOU MAKE JUST DO IT FAST AND AGGRESSIVELY” - India

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  • 81 points deadlyrepost

    I've been thinking about this. Guys like this, they're trying to add some drama to selling you a product. They don't really have a lot, but they're selling as hard as possible. Like, yeah it might not sit well with your constitution, but it won't fundamentally ruin your life. This guy must get repeat customers, or he couldn't really afford to run the stall.

    People like Sam Altman never get called gross but they will absolutely ream you in a way that you won't know what's what anymore. He lies through his teeth to his own board. He probably has your retirement savings which he used to buy a bunch of RAM he doesn't intend to ever build just so you can't have access to it.

    This guy could shit in the cup and it still wouldn't be as disgusting as Sam Fucking Altman.

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    52 points GOU_FallingOutside

    People like Sam Altman never get called gross

    Sam Altman is fucking gross.

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    12 points SirDervin

    Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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    5 points chooseusermochi

    OMG. This is exactly how every opinion should end. I love you.
    (ps. S.Altman has no discernible skills besides making introductions and guilt free incest).

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  • 34 points yourselvs

    Some of these reddit comments continue to engage with engagement bait and then get confused when they still get made. Like duh, you're probably the poster child for their typical viewer.

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  • 12 points iamshpongled

    Ahh dirt water my favorite.

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  • 12 points punch912

    love not only the hands touching everything but blending and mixing next to all that nice loose change residue on the table is the chefs kiss.

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  • 4 points VisionAri_VA

    Come for the spectacle, stay for the food-borne illness. 

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  • 6 points Waldruf

    Social media was a mistake

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  • 3 points Academic-Ad7543

    He looks very very sticky from all that sprite everywhere.

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