Your fallout character doesn't have enough endurance to pass the skill check.
If your medical is high enough you can survive but you'll lose 80% of your small intestine and you'll shit more often. Death claw steaks don't cause that problem
If you're curious: The powder is likely chaat masala (a blend of spices for snackfoods) or jal jeera powder and is weirdly delicious once you get over the "my drink is savory wtf" element. Obviously not under those unhygienic conditions, but East Indian lemonade - shikanji - and jal jeera (kind of a spiced, salty drink often made with mint, citrus, or tamarind) are legitimately delicious if you get the chance.
It horrifies me how well the guy matched up the sound effects to the action.
Also farts. If it's what I think it is, had it at two Hindu weddings, the drinks smells like farts. It is weirdly refreshing and flavorful, but yeah, if not for the peer pressure I wouldn't have been able to get over the smell
It's not even just no gloves. The drinking glasses alone get rinsed in a tub of water (no soap) that never gets changed out...and has been sitting out in the heat.
Just testing the money, if it’s fake it will tarnish then again that drink will probably strip the paint off a chevy. Imagine the cleanse to your insides, rockets away
307 bullets and 459 pounds of food is insane, someone was either really late game or absolutely cheating. Also, that would be an incredibly risky weight to float over a body of water on a flimsy raft, this was most definitely deserved.
That’s not sprite lol, just regular soda refilled in sprite bottles. It’s pretty common in India, actually they even sell local lemon soda in sprite bottles and pass off as legit,, if you aren’t careful!!
you must be using glasses that are exceptionally thin or have been damaged with time. a glass with, say, half-inch thick walls would reasonably hold up to this.
Edit: I'm very sorry everyone, i've lied. the glass in question was, in fact, a bit under a quarter-inch in wall thickness upon more careful measurement. My understanding of the imperial measurement system is clearly very warped. I give my most sincere apologies to everyone which was hurt by my gross misestimation. However, I still do think that the glasses in the video do not display inordinate toughness.
Spice mix.. Google Jal Jeera..unpopular opinion.. but I loved this growing up and still make to myself at home. You can ask for Masala Soda in any Indian restaurant.
I wouldn’t say it’s an unpopular opinion. Some sprite with some seasoning packet might be alright and I would try it. What we don’t understand/like is the spilling of shit everywhere, unsanitary touching of everything and for me the wasting of the carbonation by shaking shit up and spraying it into the cup
My assumption is there are 5000 vendors selling the same product so they differentiate through performative crafting.
Sanitation issues are just a common issue in some/most developing countries. Having traveled to some of these places (not India), even some locals don’t try the street food
I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't watch every one of these videos from start to finish. Couldn't pay me to eat/drink from one of these places but they're fun to watch lol
Go to tick tocks and search "Indian street food" then.
There are a lot of comments and caveats that should be made for this content though. A lot of it is specifically made to be content. The folks who fry eggs in red bull, for instance, are explicitly a response to western tourists filming and supporting the weirdest, shittiest food they can find.
But the more classic strange stuff has cultural roots. You'll find lots of videos of people who seem to be consciously/intentionally spilling food as they serve it up or add ingredients. This is real, but often exaggerated for tourists who are filming. It's a demonstration of abundance, a sacrifice. If god/the universe is taking care of me, I should not be worried about slopping some chives over the edge of the wok. And doing so shows God/the universe that I trust them to provide for me in perpetuity. I don't need to carefully pinch - everything that I need will come to me, as if by magic. Being careful would be an action showing that I don't have faith in God/the universe. Something like that, hare Krishner.
Take some psilocybin, do some yoga & you'll get it. Magical realism.
Absolutely. I usually despise gratuitous sound effects over these kind of videos, but in this case it provided a level of suspension of disbelief where it felt more like a cartoon, as opposed to a reality that is aggressively failing to coexist with my intestinal bioflora.
I'm not fully against the sound effect here as they do match the energy the guy is giving. But ye, also wish there was enough audile voice to understand why he won't cut those limes away from dirty change and why the drink made of like juice, ice and clear soda has brown particles in it
These people must have cast iron stomaches. I wonder if since they're not as exposed to our germs if they'd get ill eating things that wouldn't bother us, like fuckin I don't know what.
It does happen. The place I used to work for hired an H1B and flew him in from Gujarat. Dude was shitting constantly in a bad way. Got the nickname Hershey Squirts by the time he left. I'd feel bad but he watched Netflix on his phone with the volume turned up hogging the floors only crapper.
yeah, you are right. in india we’re exposed to a much higher quantity and type of bacteria, so we kinda develop an immunity towards them as we grow up. this is why westerners dont fare well with a lot of food here, their bodily systems are not used to it.
same with indians travelling to the west, their bodies are not used to the climate/food/local bacteria so they also tend to get sick from things that wouldn’t affect them back home.
Million Dollar Idea: A yogurt program meant to slowly introduce you to the local uh... flora. You eat it before the trip and when you get to wherever you don't shit yourself to death because a street vendor looked at your food the wrong way.
I've been thinking about this. Guys like this, they're trying to add some drama to selling you a product. They don't really have a lot, but they're selling as hard as possible. Like, yeah it might not sit well with your constitution, but it won't fundamentally ruin your life. This guy must get repeat customers, or he couldn't really afford to run the stall.
People like Sam Altman never get called gross but they will absolutely ream you in a way that you won't know what's what anymore. He lies through his teeth to his own board. He probably has your retirement savings which he used to buy a bunch of RAM he doesn't intend to ever build just so you can't have access to it.
This guy could shit in the cup and it still wouldn't be as disgusting as Sam Fucking Altman.
OMG. This is exactly how every opinion should end. I love you.
(ps. S.Altman has no discernible skills besides making introductions and guilt free incest).
Some of these reddit comments continue to engage with engagement bait and then get confused when they still get made. Like duh, you're probably the poster child for their typical viewer.
u/AdCorrect9756, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!
This drink looks like it would give +7 rads to my Fallout character.
It’ll also increase your AP for 10 minutes
But in 20mins you'll be blind for life
In 3-4 weeks, you'll have an itchy butthole where you can harvest pinworms
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
“It just works”
Thank you for the delivery.
"It just worms"
Will I get to go fishing 🎣?
It's not a bug, it's a roundworm.
You when you drink it you download the dlc
It is a bug... in your butthole.
“Pinworms — $5”
I’ll file that next to “prison” on my list of desperate retirement options.
Oh fuck I just googled that... that isnt from fallout...
And also, at night they come out because that's when your sphincter is relaxed.
"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."
Skill issue
Yeah? Skill iss—?
Give me another.
complete lack of toenail use in preparation
That’s so much longer than the stew I ate last week
This drink looks like it would give +100 diarrhea to my butthole.
I can hear the crackling now
Go get the good dosimeter from the safe
Should be safe. He washed the glasses in the water that flowing down the street. Natural purification
3.6
Bubble Guts X10. Code "Brown."
Do you taste metal?
Imagine walking into an abandoned Nuka Cola building and it's just this guy making drinks behind the counter.
To the the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day
Never spoke to those around him, didnt have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business.
No one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among 'em had a big lime on his hip
Big lime on his hiiiip
I just noticed lime. Fantastic.
How lucky can one guy be?
I drank soda, it irradiated me
Like the fella once said, "Ain't that a kick in the head?"
The room went completely black
Used all my RadAway, and wish I had it back
Like the sailor said, quote, "Ain't that a hole in the boat"
My head just keeps on spinning
I go to sleep and just keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, Gonna turn right into a Ghoul
This is art
My fiancé would love you.
Didn’t I see that guy in cocktail with Tom cruise?
And cholera
that's real nuka sprite
Your fallout character doesn't have enough endurance to pass the skill check.
If your medical is high enough you can survive but you'll lose 80% of your small intestine and you'll shit more often. Death claw steaks don't cause that problem
The coins pickling in lime juice just ties everything together.
It’s basically a battery with electrolyte.
It's what plants crave.
Because of the electrolytes
Is that why there aren’t >100 wasps partying on his counter? Zapped by some good ol’ direct current?
*limes pickling in coin juice
Let me just fondle these coins while preparing your food with my bare hands...
Step one: put ice rod in glass.
Step two: take ice rod out of glass
Step three: break ice rod into pieces
Step four: put ice pieces in glass
he wanted the extra hand touches, touchy Tim must touch everything!
Touchy Tim!! 💀
be careful friend, if you say his name three times he might just touch you!
Gropey Greg is standing by waiting for his chance too! Don't forget Gropey Greg!
...promise?
Not more touches per see, just wanted to get more surface area exposed so he could make sure his touches touched the most area possible. Lol
It is imperative that the cylinder of ice be harmed
Break ice rod into pieces! This is my last resort!
Diarrhea no squeezing
Don't give a damn if i shit myself heaving
Dude, how did you post a gif that has music?! That’s sick
What a place is the internet is.
Step five: cut a hole in a box
Step six: put your dick in the box
Still probably more hygienic
Step seven: make her open the box
Step five: put glass pieces in ice
My god, cut limes right next to a wet pile of change
The dirt and metallic flavor add a lot to the final product!
You can barely taste his hands over the taste of pennies.
“Pen
nies”And the condom powder
If you're curious: The powder is likely chaat masala (a blend of spices for snackfoods) or jal jeera powder and is weirdly delicious once you get over the "my drink is savory wtf" element. Obviously not under those unhygienic conditions, but East Indian lemonade - shikanji - and jal jeera (kind of a spiced, salty drink often made with mint, citrus, or tamarind) are legitimately delicious if you get the chance.
It horrifies me how well the guy matched up the sound effects to the action.
Also farts. If it's what I think it is, had it at two Hindu weddings, the drinks smells like farts. It is weirdly refreshing and flavorful, but yeah, if not for the peer pressure I wouldn't have been able to get over the smell
Maybe it's the hing /asafoetida?
Everybody! Look at this guy over here! He’s never had powdered condom!
Is that rub n' tug dry rub? Love that stuff.
How bout dropping the ice in the puddle and smashing the ice with the back of the glass that has been on the puddle pile change?
Look, whatever is in that water, it's not like I am going to get it twice. It is definitely at least 2% of that drink and that is what counts
You're not worried about the brown ice?
Oh no I'm fucking terrified about the brown ice
Fresh from the Ganges River
Did you hear that? I just threw up.
yellow snow must be the special
You buy any food/drink from an Indian street vendor, you deserve what you get.
No gloves no way I'm eating that shit.
It's not even just no gloves. The drinking glasses alone get rinsed in a tub of water (no soap) that never gets changed out...and has been sitting out in the heat.
Mmmmmm... PROPER heat disinfection with a sun-warmed tub of "water" and 12 mins sitting in the sun 😊
Locks in the flavor.
Also how does he wash the glasses between customers?
Wash?
Hygiene < Showmanship
Why wash? The previous customer licked it clean!
Cut to some old man using his feet.
Between?
I am sure he has a rag around there somewhere
Also?
Even with gloves I aint eatin that shit.
To be fair, the limes are acidic so they have some built in resistance to bacteria. That ice is the most unhygienic component.
They'd have to be 'industrial accident' levels of acidic to resist all of this.
The soda too. I seen videos of a particular country refilling them because it’s cheaper.
That's part of the problem with the coins. The acid reacts with the metals in the coins. Especially zinc or copper
This is all that bothers you?
Just testing the money, if it’s fake it will tarnish then again that drink will probably strip the paint off a chevy. Imagine the cleanse to your insides, rockets away
I just died of dysentery
307 bullets and 459 pounds of food is insane, someone was either really late game or absolutely cheating. Also, that would be an incredibly risky weight to float over a body of water on a flimsy raft, this was most definitely deserved.
Yeah, this was not very Cash Money of them. Unnecessarily risky.
so much material was lost in the process of making the product
He was spraying that Sprite around like he’d just won the Indian Grand Prix.
That’s not sprite lol, just regular soda refilled in sprite bottles. It’s pretty common in India, actually they even sell local lemon soda in sprite bottles and pass off as legit,, if you aren’t careful!!
Or so the soda was refilled. I thought ok at least Soda is a sealed so only the ice could give you diarrhea.
In India, diarrhea is just regular poo, bro.
I’ve heard of Indians who get concerned when they have their first solid poo
This dude is using glasses to crack ice and squeeze limes. Meanwhile mine shatter if I load the dishwasher slightly wrong
His glasses have never been close to a dishwasher, they just have a protective crust. Skill diff tbh.
Layers upon layers of bacteria keeping it together, absorbing the shocks.
you must be using glasses that are exceptionally thin or have been damaged with time. a glass with, say, half-inch thick walls would reasonably hold up to this.
Edit: I'm very sorry everyone, i've lied. the glass in question was, in fact, a bit under a quarter-inch in wall thickness upon more careful measurement. My understanding of the imperial measurement system is clearly very warped. I give my most sincere apologies to everyone which was hurt by my gross misestimation. However, I still do think that the glasses in the video do not display inordinate toughness.
Half an inch would be such a thick glass
Half inch is thicker than ya think
That’s what he said
I should call him
Lmao what, in what freaking world do people drink in glasses with half-inch thick walls?
Regular glasses are probably closer to 1/16" to 1/8", with fancier wine glasses closer to 1/32"
Reminder that the GDR produced chemically strengthened glassware (similar to gorilla glass), but was failed as an export because “potential buyers regarded the idea of long-life glassware as detrimental to their ability to sell replacements.”
What are the packets full of?
Hopefully antibiotics!!
Emergen-C
LOL
Spit take 🤣
LMFAO
They're making this I think.
"It is meant to startle the taste buds."
Sometimes your taste palette just needs a good jump scare.
Electrolytes. It's what plants crave
Spice mix.. Google Jal Jeera..unpopular opinion.. but I loved this growing up and still make to myself at home. You can ask for Masala Soda in any Indian restaurant.
I wouldn’t say it’s an unpopular opinion. Some sprite with some seasoning packet might be alright and I would try it. What we don’t understand/like is the spilling of shit everywhere, unsanitary touching of everything and for me the wasting of the carbonation by shaking shit up and spraying it into the cup
My assumption is there are 5000 vendors selling the same product so they differentiate through performative crafting. Sanitation issues are just a common issue in some/most developing countries. Having traveled to some of these places (not India), even some locals don’t try the street food
These streets vendor videos are all the same...some fool doing a bunch of unsanitary steps very quickly...as if being fast makes things better.
I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't watch every one of these videos from start to finish. Couldn't pay me to eat/drink from one of these places but they're fun to watch lol
I wish there was a subreddit of nothing but these types of videos
There is.
Its this one right here.
Go to tick tocks and search "Indian street food" then.
There are a lot of comments and caveats that should be made for this content though. A lot of it is specifically made to be content. The folks who fry eggs in red bull, for instance, are explicitly a response to western tourists filming and supporting the weirdest, shittiest food they can find.
But the more classic strange stuff has cultural roots. You'll find lots of videos of people who seem to be consciously/intentionally spilling food as they serve it up or add ingredients. This is real, but often exaggerated for tourists who are filming. It's a demonstration of abundance, a sacrifice. If god/the universe is taking care of me, I should not be worried about slopping some chives over the edge of the wok. And doing so shows God/the universe that I trust them to provide for me in perpetuity. I don't need to carefully pinch - everything that I need will come to me, as if by magic. Being careful would be an action showing that I don't have faith in God/the universe. Something like that, hare Krishner.
Take some psilocybin, do some yoga & you'll get it. Magical realism.
This was so much easier to get through with the sound effects. 👏🏼
The only way to improve it even more would be to have Penis Music in the background
Wha-... Wtf is penis music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYstg5TXCiM
ngl vibing 🗿
......why is this called penis music?
The gun shots had me dying
Didn't know there were sound effects.
Thanks, I hate it.
Lmfao
I was going to be okay with the drink because of the sounds effects.
Until that final shot. Buncha' shit floating in my drink is not what I'm looking for.
Yeah I actually enjoyed this because of those dumb cartoon sounds
Absolutely. I usually despise gratuitous sound effects over these kind of videos, but in this case it provided a level of suspension of disbelief where it felt more like a cartoon, as opposed to a reality that is aggressively failing to coexist with my intestinal bioflora.
I'm not fully against the sound effect here as they do match the energy the guy is giving. But ye, also wish there was enough audile voice to understand why he won't cut those limes away from dirty change and why the drink made of like juice, ice and clear soda has brown particles in it
1) He doesn't care about hygiene
2) The brown sediment comes from the seasoning packets
I heard them before I unmuted the video
Fresh finger soda
How much more do you have to pay to just drink it out of his hands?
Looks so gross
It looks like when you spread a relatives ashes over a body of water.
Probably a little of that in there too.
I fucking gagged when I saw the close up video of it
I’ll take my Ganges River Water to go please
You want that with a used diaper?
No thank you I don’t like pulp.
The bartender i have in my Sanctuary Hills settlement whipping up something fucked up with my loot from Nuka-World
Doing things quickly is not nearly as impressive as doing things hygienically.
Customer waiting for their drink:
These people must have cast iron stomaches. I wonder if since they're not as exposed to our germs if they'd get ill eating things that wouldn't bother us, like fuckin I don't know what.
It does happen. The place I used to work for hired an H1B and flew him in from Gujarat. Dude was shitting constantly in a bad way. Got the nickname Hershey Squirts by the time he left. I'd feel bad but he watched Netflix on his phone with the volume turned up hogging the floors only crapper.
Hahahahaha
yeah, you are right. in india we’re exposed to a much higher quantity and type of bacteria, so we kinda develop an immunity towards them as we grow up. this is why westerners dont fare well with a lot of food here, their bodily systems are not used to it.
same with indians travelling to the west, their bodies are not used to the climate/food/local bacteria so they also tend to get sick from things that wouldn’t affect them back home.
the human body is a rather silly goofy thing
Million Dollar Idea: A yogurt program meant to slowly introduce you to the local uh... flora. You eat it before the trip and when you get to wherever you don't shit yourself to death because a street vendor looked at your food the wrong way.
What does it taste like other than lime, loose change, and thumb?
Well, at least he looks like he’s having fun for a guy making a drink that’ll give you projectile diarrhea
Ahhh yes we all love a flat carbonated drink, please shake it a little more and put your fingers inside the drinks as much as possible
“DOSNT MATTER WHAT YOU MAKE JUST DO IT FAST AND AGGRESSIVELY” - India
I've been thinking about this. Guys like this, they're trying to add some drama to selling you a product. They don't really have a lot, but they're selling as hard as possible. Like, yeah it might not sit well with your constitution, but it won't fundamentally ruin your life. This guy must get repeat customers, or he couldn't really afford to run the stall.
People like Sam Altman never get called gross but they will absolutely ream you in a way that you won't know what's what anymore. He lies through his teeth to his own board. He probably has your retirement savings which he used to buy a bunch of RAM he doesn't intend to ever build just so you can't have access to it.
This guy could shit in the cup and it still wouldn't be as disgusting as Sam Fucking Altman.
Sam Altman is fucking gross.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
OMG. This is exactly how every opinion should end. I love you.
(ps. S.Altman has no discernible skills besides making introductions and guilt free incest).
Some of these reddit comments continue to engage with engagement bait and then get confused when they still get made. Like duh, you're probably the poster child for their typical viewer.
Ahh dirt water my favorite.
love not only the hands touching everything but blending and mixing next to all that nice loose change residue on the table is the chefs kiss.
Come for the spectacle, stay for the food-borne illness.
Social media was a mistake
He looks very very sticky from all that sprite everywhere.