Pasta,bacon, chocolate powder
  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/thecroockedman, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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  • 56 points Unusual-Wolf-3315

    "just a little bit of salt. Not too much"...

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  • 55 points RandomAsianGuy

    he is ragebaiter. He never actuall eats whatever slob he cooks

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    14 points Honestonus

    So he spits instead of swallowing, like Zach choi here

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    3 points ShapedLikeAnEgg

    Ooooh! Is that what he does? I remember seeing his videos a few years back. Saw a random one pop up recently and he’s significantly puffier since then.

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    4 points Honestonus

    His fake ass bites and never or rarely a shot of him swallowing

    Annoying to think how much food he's wasted over the years to make these rage bait videos

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    1 points Bolf-Ramshield

    That’s a she and there are several videos of her eating what qhe cooked with her husband and children on her tik tok channel actually.

    Funnily enough said channel is a mix of horrendous recipes like this one and well-executed perfectly normal dishes.

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  • 12 points Numerous-Rip-5640

    I would try it out of curiosity but my hopes of it tasting good would be non existent

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    6 points bird9066

    Chocolate covered bacon is pretty good sometimes. This is not that though

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    3 points AspectSensitive3848

    Five guy sell Milkshake with bacon in it and I'm kinda ashamed to admit that I like it

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    1 points Hot-Mood6008

    Once I shared a home-made Meatshake with a friend. Yep, it's what it sounds like.

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  • 11 points henadique

    The name of the account is literally "botched recipe" in French.

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    1 points maniBchef

    This is a classic Mayan/Italian recipe.

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    3 points DJ_Dr_DoJo

    With Nesquik though?!?

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  • 8 points BasketVegetable525

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? This guy can’t even speak correctly ("une bonne appétit? Sérieusement mec? Retourne à ton nesquik)

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  • 4 points Hattuman

    Speaking as someone of Fr*nch descent myself... Tabarnac! What in the honhonhon titty croissant is this merde?!

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    2 points thecroockedman

    Un type qui s'amuse à faire des recettes wtf comme faire cuire des steak haché congelé dans de l'eau chaude avec des pâtes

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  • 3 points Business-Antelope477

    Limonada de Goiaba.

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  • 2 points Separate-Salary-1514

    Oh putain merde!!!

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  • 2 points DerpsAndRags

    I clicked this post, thinking "Oh, people put dark chocolate in recipes all the time to wonderful effect and oh JFC that's nestle quik...."

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  • 2 points aethermath87

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    1 points thecroockedman

    Exactement

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  • 2 points 20061230-SL-Born

    Well, chocolate and bacon works (trust me on this) but Nesquick is not a food stuff. The only time I had to use it was for gritting the pavement outside my flat.

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  • 1 points IntelligentCrab7058

    Yuuuumy

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  • 1 points Born_Initiative_3515

    Obvious rage bait

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  • 1 points GaymerDickleedoo

    This gives I'm a s*** myself later in vibes

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  • 1 points Ksorkrax

    Dunno. Something like that might work, provided one understands that it is a dessert.
    Dessert pasta is not unheard of. Bacon should amplify chocolate taste.
    Obviously one would not use the cheap chocolate powder shit and instead melt a dark chocolate bar.

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  • 1 points Neurodiuniverse11

    Yeah this guy is a raging lard-on

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  • 1 points Mooncake967

    I've heard of sweet and savory but yeh. I wonder if the concept of his ragebaiting could actually be done though. I could see it working if done differently

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  • 1 points m00t_vdb

    God /r/crimesculinaires is leaking hard

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  • 1 points victoria_enthusiast

    how do you say "che schifo" in french

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  • 1 points Quasar_234

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  • 1 points Pansie23

    I guess that is a way to make chocolate pork.

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  • 1 points shrubberino

    r/stonerfood

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  • 1 points dommiichan

    qu'est-ce que fuck?

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  • 1 points samanime

    Had this been cocoa, you could have probably made something edible (especially if you added some chili as well)... but it wasn't cocoa. It was Nesquik, also known as sugar with a splash of cocoa. This isn't meant to be eaten. This is ragebait.

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  • 1 points nataozi

    Beb u/wibowossh

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  • 1 points Ilpperi91

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  • 1 points CRINGEMAN228

    So......much........pain!!!!

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  • 1 points Limp_Marionberry_24

    So the chocolate chicken dish I saw on here a week ago wasn't that odd?!? Others do this too.. The French..

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    2 points thecroockedman

    and again you haven’t seen the recipe for chocolate potato purée

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  • 1 points Halfchopdz

    So.... anybody else actually tempted to try this simply cause they are speaking in French and you are hard wired to believe they must know what they are doing.

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  • 1 points Nick_Leyfafs

    I want everyone involved in this arested .

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  • 1 points Suspicious_Trade2185

    I’d expect that from an America, not a Frenchman

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  • 1 points Enlitenkanin

    i don't know what to say because this food is confusing to me. how can chocolate be combined with pasta and bacon?

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  • 1 points DumbBishopPiece

    As a fr*nch person, we do not claim him as one of our own

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  • 1 points Anxious-Connection98

    Poeple who cook shit like that never ever eat it on camera. I wonder why.

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  • 1 points MoistVariety6869

    He really has a Rat on his head

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  • 1 points Grand-Pair-4679

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  • 1 points waves_move_sound

    This looks like the inside of my intestines after eating a burrito......but it is now on the outside and in a pan

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  • 1 points Scared_Dimension_934

    there's no sugar in here, right?

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  • 1 points Weekly-Dog-6838

    This is something Buddy the Elf would come up with

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  • 1 points drayman86

    Christ....it looks like something you shit out.

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  • 1 points Critical-Marzipan-77

    It’s in French but I’m sure it’s Canada and not France

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    1 points thecroockedman

    unfortunately it’s French

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    1 points Critical-Marzipan-77

    Wtf???

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    1 points thecroockedman

    Yes

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  • 1 points Tenshiijin

    A Mole Mac and cheese could work.

    But not whatever that was...

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  • 1 points 99orca99

    I think all these people are just trying to streamline the digestive process. Goes in exactly as it comes out. 🤢

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  • 1 points NebulaSpecial3009

    Lol cooking lardons in butter. That's wild as it is to begin with

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  • 1 points Fun-Web-7583

    5yr old kid would love this

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  • 1 points Dorsal-fin-1986

    Calling chocolate flavoured nesquik actual chocolate is pushing it

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  • 1 points toxicity21

    First i thought "yeah you could use chocolate as a spice, pure it has a pretty nice flavour that fits some savory dishes" and then i saw that its fucking Nesquick.

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  • 1 points Patient_Moment_4786

    This guy's lucky the national rasor (the guillotine) is not in activity anymore.

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  • 1 points GX-DarkXwolf702-XC

    Mmmmmm delicious.

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