What if Jack never went back to Do It Again?
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  • 44 points dinkydeath

    What if he did it without The Fez on?

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  • 26 points pinneapplecactus

    What if rikki did lose that number?

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    4 points thitherfrom

    tragedy.

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  • 22 points ConsciousAssociate

    what if he went back to his old school?

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    5 points thitherfrom

    The 35 sweet goodbyes would have to be redacted and the Wolverine line to Annandale would have one more fare.

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  • 15 points NitroNick93

    What if you didn’t give a kiss to cousin Dupree?

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    8 points Kirbyr98

    Janine did not kiss Dupree. Skeevy look in his eyes.

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    2 points Flipboarduser

    Favorite part of the song tbh. Dupree begging for a kiss the whole time and she is like "Eww. You're gross." Then he has the nerve to ask "ok but why tho." LMFAO

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    5 points thitherfrom

    You’d find another cousin!

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    2 points 1911Earthling

    What if aunt May didn’t have a couch?

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  • 13 points thitherfrom

    What if Josie never went home?

    What if it never came back to Peg?

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    3 points Lafinfil

    No hat & hooters :-(

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  • 11 points takethecann0lis

    What if this was posted in r/steelydancirclejerk?

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    1 points thitherfrom

    What if?

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  • 9 points Weytown199

    But what if Katy never Lied? What if there wasn't gas in the car?

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    7 points thitherfrom

    Dude there is always Gas in the Car

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    2 points EAMGuy2002

    There wasn’t any gas that’s how Owsley got caught.

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  • 8 points Waste_Permit971

    What if they were good sneakers?

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    3 points thitherfrom

    The pina coladas would still taste sweet

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    2 points HuttzP1lot

    The water prolly wouldn’t change to Cherrywine

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  • 8 points Leftieswillrule

    What if Paul McCartney had enough of silly love songs?? 😵‍💫😣😩

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    1 points thitherfrom

    One can never get enough of silly love songs; what’d be the point any more?

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    4 points Due_Speaker_2829

    What if he was simply having a lousy Christmastime?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    Haven’t we all? I hope you have a WONDERFUL one!

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  • 8 points sparrow_42

    What if Don never crossed his old man back in Oregon?

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    6 points thitherfrom

    Then they wouldn’t take him alive.

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    3 points One-Pea-6947

    As a life long Oregon Son it bugs me it is mispronounced in that one 

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    1 points sparrow_42

    I thought it was funny when I was a kid in the 80s and I mispronounced it ironically for so long that now I have to make a conscious effort to say it correctly.

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  • 4 points Stormylynn724

    What if Roy wasn’t Coy? And what if GUS never got on the bus? What if Lee never dropped off the key? Or if Stan didn’t make a new plan?

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    6 points thitherfrom

    There would then be only 46 ways to leave your lover.

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    3 points Stormylynn724

    HAHAHA!!! RIGHT!!!

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    3 points thitherfrom

    What if me and Julio never made it to the shcool yard?

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  • 6 points pinneapplecactus

    what if i could buy a thrill?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    What would it be?

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  • 4 points Awareness-Own

    What if Rikki loses my number?

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    3 points thitherfrom

    She won’t. It’s the only one she owns.

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    3 points Awareness-Own

    True but still she forget it

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    3 points thitherfrom

    She used it and she feels better

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    2 points TonyNoPants

    Rikki was a she? I always thought it was about gay.

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  • 4 points Material-Bee-907

    What if there was no gas in the car?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    Car no go

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  • 3 points AgileDrag1469

    What if bodacious cowboys, such as your friend were always welcome here, high in the Custerdome? 🤠

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    2 points thitherfrom

    Never visit the Custerdome without your Battle Apple.

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    3 points AgileDrag1469

    Which begs the question: do we continue throwing down the jam if the girls refuse to say when?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    Yes, need you ask?

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    1 points NachoNachoDan

    If they haven’t said when, are you really even throwing down the jam in the first place?

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    1 points AgileDrag1469

    I prefer to strike at the stroke of midnight 🕛

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  • 3 points Captain_Blackjack0

    What if daddy still lived in New York City🥀

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    1 points therealbobsteel

    He'd need to put gas in that El Dorado.

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    1 points talk2theyam

    He’d still need his lock and key for the piece he stored out on Avenue D

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  • 2 points Due_Speaker_2829

    What if I’m not through with Buzz?

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    2 points StruckNerve

    He’ll take all your money.

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    2 points Due_Speaker_2829

    I’d have ALL my money. And my girl.

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    1 points thitherfrom

    You got me there.

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    1 points thitherfrom

    Lightyear?

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    1 points thitherfrom

    All right, oh yeah, uh huh, all right

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    2 points Due_Speaker_2829

    Wait… no. I would have less money and girls.

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  • 2 points ReverendEntity

    What if you weren't seen in Rudy's, very high?
    What if in the morning, you DIDN'T go gunning for the man who stole your water?
    What if the gaucho amigo WASN'T standing in your spangled leather poncho?
    What if this ISN'T the day of the expanding man?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    I'd still take one more drag as i approach the stand.

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  • 2 points Big_Plastic_4945

    What if Grandma never got run over by a reindeer?

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    1 points thitherfrom

    Bless her heart, walking home on Christmas day. She was packing a 12 gauge and Dasher never had a chance.

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  • 2 points Maturation_Process

    What if there's no more Vegas?
    What if Broadway Duchess does know half as muchess?

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  • 2 points johnwaynegreazy

    What if there's not enough spandex jackets for everyone?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    We wait for the next International Geophysical Year, when there will be.

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  • 2 points talk2theyam

    What if Mr. LaPaige… ah nevermind

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  • 2 points Doc_Scott19

    What if I didn't spend the last piaster I could borrow?

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  • 2 points Several_Dark_7711

    What if you didn't drink your big black cow OR get out of here?

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    1 points thitherfrom

    I see what you did there Andor. (I’ll get outta here now without my big black cow)

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  • 2 points WideEntertainment942

    what if she is 20,not 19?

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  • 2 points EAMGuy2002

    What if we really knew where he got those shoes!

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  • 1 points thitherfrom

    Yes, the girls will never say When. No!

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  • 1 points 1911Earthling

    What if aunt May didn’t have a couch?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    Peter goes elsewhere. Doc Oc fears no spider.

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  • 1 points TonyNoPants

    What if Ive never seen a Squonk's tears?

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  • 1 points PsychologicalSelf991

    What if he DID let them take him Alive??

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  • 1 points REO_Speed_Dragon

    What if there actually were marigolds in the promised land?

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  • 1 points sturgeontheo

    What if the sidewalks were already safe for the little guy?

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  • 1 points Inevitable-Coyote974

    What if Cream were Born Under a Good Sign?

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    1 points WideEntertainment942

    blues songs are quite sad.

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  • 1 points Happy_Cat_3600

    What if they never welcomed you with sausage and beer down at the lido? What if they do have something in common? What is they didn’t rev up their motahscootahs? What if he didn’t have his life and laundry in a Gladstone bag? What if he didn’t park the juggernaut at his gate?

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  • 1 points Capable_Sandwich_422

    What if they didn’t write it on the wall before the fall?

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  • 1 points 5319Camarote

    Worlds are colliding..!

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  • 1 points KingpenLonnie

    He wouldn’t be Jack of Speed.

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  • 1 points tMoneyMoney

    What if Jive Miguel didn’t come in from Bogota?

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  • 1 points tynevenson

    What if he never stepped up on the platform

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  • 1 points helix274

    What if we haven’t seen the last of Good King Richard?

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  • 1 points randman2020

    What if Katie told the truth?

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    1 points thitherfrom

    I’d be wholly crucified.

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  • 1 points Any_Toe566

    What if Amazon Sisters did NOT Shake it?

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  • 1 points paperweight35

    What if Doctor Wu really wasn’t just a shadow of the man that I once knew?

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  • 1 points EAMGuy2002

    What if 19 remembered the Queen of Soul?

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  • 1 points tsukiyomi01

    What if this brother was never free, and he never got to be what he wanted to be?

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    2 points thitherfrom

    He’d learn to work, the xylophone, he — he’d play just what he feels.

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  • 1 points ddcspeech

    What if we had a lot in common?

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  • 1 points AdhesivenessCold4615

    What if Kid Charlemagne didn’t sell dope? “Clean this mess up ‘else we’ll all end up in jail “

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