Favorite part of the song tbh. Dupree begging for a kiss the whole time and she is like "Eww. You're gross." Then he has the nerve to ask "ok but why tho." LMFAO
I thought it was funny when I was a kid in the 80s and I mispronounced it ironically for so long that now I have to make a conscious effort to say it correctly.
What if you weren't seen in Rudy's, very high?
What if in the morning, you DIDN'T go gunning for the man who stole your water?
What if the gaucho amigo WASN'T standing in your spangled leather poncho?
What if this ISN'T the day of the expanding man?
What if they never welcomed you with sausage and beer down at the lido? What if they do have something in common? What is they didn’t rev up their motahscootahs? What if he didn’t have his life and laundry in a Gladstone bag? What if he didn’t park the juggernaut at his gate?
What if he did it without The Fez on?
What if rikki did lose that number?
tragedy.
what if he went back to his old school?
The 35 sweet goodbyes would have to be redacted and the Wolverine line to Annandale would have one more fare.
What if you didn’t give a kiss to cousin Dupree?
Janine did not kiss Dupree. Skeevy look in his eyes.
Favorite part of the song tbh. Dupree begging for a kiss the whole time and she is like "Eww. You're gross." Then he has the nerve to ask "ok but why tho." LMFAO
You’d find another cousin!
What if aunt May didn’t have a couch?
What if Josie never went home?
What if it never came back to Peg?
No hat & hooters :-(
What if this was posted in r/steelydancirclejerk?
What if?
But what if Katy never Lied? What if there wasn't gas in the car?
Dude there is always Gas in the Car
There wasn’t any gas that’s how Owsley got caught.
What if they were good sneakers?
The pina coladas would still taste sweet
The water prolly wouldn’t change to Cherrywine
What if Paul McCartney had enough of silly love songs?? 😵💫😣😩
One can never get enough of silly love songs; what’d be the point any more?
What if he was simply having a lousy Christmastime?
Haven’t we all? I hope you have a WONDERFUL one!
What if Don never crossed his old man back in Oregon?
Then they wouldn’t take him alive.
As a life long Oregon Son it bugs me it is mispronounced in that one
I thought it was funny when I was a kid in the 80s and I mispronounced it ironically for so long that now I have to make a conscious effort to say it correctly.
What if Roy wasn’t Coy? And what if GUS never got on the bus? What if Lee never dropped off the key? Or if Stan didn’t make a new plan?
There would then be only 46 ways to leave your lover.
HAHAHA!!! RIGHT!!!
What if me and Julio never made it to the shcool yard?
what if i could buy a thrill?
What would it be?
What if Rikki loses my number?
She won’t. It’s the only one she owns.
True but still she forget it
She used it and she feels better
Rikki was a she? I always thought it was about gay.
What if there was no gas in the car?
Car no go
What if bodacious cowboys, such as your friend were always welcome here, high in the Custerdome? 🤠
Never visit the Custerdome without your Battle Apple.
Which begs the question: do we continue throwing down the jam if the girls refuse to say when?
Yes, need you ask?
If they haven’t said when, are you really even throwing down the jam in the first place?
I prefer to strike at the stroke of midnight 🕛
What if daddy still lived in New York City🥀
He'd need to put gas in that El Dorado.
He’d still need his lock and key for the piece he stored out on Avenue D
What if I’m not through with Buzz?
He’ll take all your money.
I’d have ALL my money. And my girl.
You got me there.
Lightyear?
All right, oh yeah, uh huh, all right
Wait… no. I would have less money and girls.
What if you weren't seen in Rudy's, very high?
What if in the morning, you DIDN'T go gunning for the man who stole your water?
What if the gaucho amigo WASN'T standing in your spangled leather poncho?
What if this ISN'T the day of the expanding man?
I'd still take one more drag as i approach the stand.
What if Grandma never got run over by a reindeer?
Bless her heart, walking home on Christmas day. She was packing a 12 gauge and Dasher never had a chance.
What if there's no more Vegas?
What if Broadway Duchess does know half as muchess?
What if there's not enough spandex jackets for everyone?
We wait for the next International Geophysical Year, when there will be.
What if Mr. LaPaige… ah nevermind
What if I didn't spend the last piaster I could borrow?
What if you didn't drink your big black cow OR get out of here?
I see what you did there Andor. (I’ll get outta here now without my big black cow)
what if she is 20,not 19?
What if we really knew where he got those shoes!
Yes, the girls will never say When. No!
What if aunt May didn’t have a couch?
Peter goes elsewhere. Doc Oc fears no spider.
What if Ive never seen a Squonk's tears?
What if he DID let them take him Alive??
What if there actually were marigolds in the promised land?
What if the sidewalks were already safe for the little guy?
What if Cream were Born Under a Good Sign?
blues songs are quite sad.
What if they never welcomed you with sausage and beer down at the lido? What if they do have something in common? What is they didn’t rev up their motahscootahs? What if he didn’t have his life and laundry in a Gladstone bag? What if he didn’t park the juggernaut at his gate?
What if they didn’t write it on the wall before the fall?
Worlds are colliding..!
He wouldn’t be Jack of Speed.
What if Jive Miguel didn’t come in from Bogota?
What if he never stepped up on the platform
What if we haven’t seen the last of Good King Richard?
What if Katie told the truth?
I’d be wholly crucified.
What if Amazon Sisters did NOT Shake it?
What if Doctor Wu really wasn’t just a shadow of the man that I once knew?
What if 19 remembered the Queen of Soul?
What if this brother was never free, and he never got to be what he wanted to be?
He’d learn to work, the xylophone, he — he’d play just what he feels.
What if we had a lot in common?
What if Kid Charlemagne didn’t sell dope? “Clean this mess up ‘else we’ll all end up in jail “