imagine minding your own business and some dude who completely reeks of animal shit and fish swallows an entire 5 foot long eel alive like a giant sentient spaghetti noodle
And then he hands you some berries he just ripped from a bush in front of you, like a little toddler offering of friendship, and your dumb ass actually falls in love with him. ❤️
now im picturing the farmer pulling a live, slimy, flopping fish out of their pocket, smashing its head on a rock, and then proceeding to slurp it down while in front of all the horrified townies
Ahh well not everyone will like it, but it’s just pretty fun imo when you get the surprising response. You could also try with other gems people might like more. I personally think it’s hilarious when you give someone a nice gift and get hit with “this depressed me” or something but you can always check whether someone will like it or not online if you’re worried.
Farmer: "Hey Jodi, here's a sweet pea I found on the ground somewhere" Jodi: "Aw, how sweet!" Farmer: "And a daffodil..." Jodi: "Yuck! Get it away from me!" Farmer: "And here's a random salmonberry I found in a cave full of bats somewhere..." Jodi: "Aw, how sweet!" Farmer: "And here's a spice berry I found right next to it." Jodi: "Get out."
It's fun trying to figure out why villagers hate certain gifts. My guess is Jodi dislikes certain forage because Sam has allergies. Ironically she hates it more than Sam himself.
In university we had dorm mentors, who were older students who came to the dorms to check on you all and give advice. Our dorm mentor paused mid sentence in horror to stare, because I was sat in the kitchen dipping an entire cucumber into a jar of mayo and taking a bite out of it, then redipping and cronching again
The double dipping from the jar is the nasty part for a shared condiment. I'd say it'd discourage theft, but the type of people that would steal your food are usually just as bad, if not worse.
I believe you. I was just coming to the comments to say that my daughter would absolutely do this! She tries to get a spoonful of mayo anytime I have the jar out 🤢
Not mayo, but I once had a customer at work eat a stick of butter like it was a candy bar. My coworkers and I all had that same reaction.
Definitely not, but it's less of a waste of money. I recently moved on to pickled chanterelles, purple mushrooms, and magma caps, since now I have mushroom logs and ginger island access it's easier to get them
Ahhhhh, that’s hilarious! ConcernedApe originally did not allow us to consume mayo because he thought it was gross, and I LOVE that this is how he reacted when he finally gave in!!!
Chug an extra large mayo in front of somebody, ironclad eye contact during the whole thing, and then walk away. That's some serious alpha male behavior right there.
My latest playthrough I started with the animal-focused farm so I had some chickens and was constantly chugging mayo to get through the mines. Made me shudder a little every time I did 🤣
I know this was a mistake, but random obsurd humor makes me laugh when nothing else does. Like walking up to someone and promptly drinking an entire jar of mayo while staring them dead in the eye, and casually walking away.
Get hated on for drinking mayo but not for eating a whole uncleaned raw fish in front of them.
A LIVING whole uncleaned raw fish to be more specific
I choose to believe that the forest magic that surrounds the farmer resurrects any fish placed into a fish tank or fish pond.
good thing the farmer doesn't know how to swim
imagine minding your own business and some dude who completely reeks of animal shit and fish swallows an entire 5 foot long eel alive like a giant sentient spaghetti noodle
And then he hands you some berries he just ripped from a bush in front of you, like a little toddler offering of friendship, and your dumb ass actually falls in love with him. ❤️
I gave Vincent a single grape for the Feast of the Winter Star.
He thanked me profusely for gifting him "an Grape".
Oh my god, us, the farmers being just overgrown toddler is so funny, I never seen it like that until now and I can't stop laughing.
I never really considered those things from the view of a normal NPC but now that I think about it we really are just an overgrown toddler XD
Victorian type horror scene
Honestly keeping fish for years in chests is the one part of the game that just feels .... Mean to me.
I started getting fish tanks just so my poor legendaries didn't just sit miserably in a chest making me feel guilty;_;
I took one look at the mod that animates fish moving in your inventory and I was like 'Its better if I think of them as dead "
In 1.6 you should put them in fish ponds
someone in this sub plopped theirs on end tables
now im picturing the farmer pulling a live, slimy, flopping fish out of their pocket, smashing its head on a rock, and then proceeding to slurp it down while in front of all the horrified townies
Rawww and wrrriggling
Yes precious juicy and sweet
Give it to us raw...and wrrrrriggiling
Well you do live in Pelican Town...
In the end we were the true pelicans of the town
Get hated on for drinking mayo, but the girl who eats rocks has numerous friends.
Who eats rocks?
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She died lol and not from rocks
I recommend you go around town gifting quartz until you find out :)
Woahhh okay will do (i thought quartz wasnt a good enough gift to be giving so I just have piles of it that I planned on refining and selling)
Ahh well not everyone will like it, but it’s just pretty fun imo when you get the surprising response. You could also try with other gems people might like more. I personally think it’s hilarious when you give someone a nice gift and get hit with “this depressed me” or something but you can always check whether someone will like it or not online if you’re worried.
Thank you for this answer <3 wanted to know who but also want to find it naturally in game
She also eats flowers. I will never forget my shock when she was like “How’d you know I was hungry?” Like, wth? No. Bad girl.
I'm pretty sure it's humor, like a dad joke. But it's way more fun to think she actually eats them
Most likely, but she’s also enough of a weirdo…😂😂😂
I would f****** love if part of the new update was just more interactions like this 😂
Low prep sashimi :)
The cute little things that have no impact on storylines that CA puts in just to make us smile. Makes us smile. 😁
I see so many cool new things everyday, CA is great 😁
I got caught snooping in trash cans. The whole day everyone complained I stunk!
(Modded)
Was that because of Keahi?
I thought it was because of the trash cans... Did that little bugger play a trick on me?
It's one of his cut scenes. I was so upset that I was trying to talk to Ian and I just stank lol
Or do, let them know they're weird not you
Farmer: "Hey Jodi, here's a sweet pea I found on the ground somewhere"
Jodi: "Aw, how sweet!"
Farmer: "And a daffodil..."
Jodi: "Yuck! Get it away from me!"
Farmer: "And here's a random salmonberry I found in a cave full of bats somewhere..."
Jodi: "Aw, how sweet!"
Farmer: "And here's a spice berry I found right next to it."
Jodi: "Get out."
It's fun trying to figure out why villagers hate certain gifts. My guess is Jodi dislikes certain forage because Sam has allergies. Ironically she hates it more than Sam himself.
I would also freak out if someone walks up to me, drinks an entire jar of mayo and then walks away…
Especially if they didn’t just drop dead after taking 8 steps
My favorite response is from one of the random NPCs at the Trout Derby. They say "Why?!"
I love that there are multiple responses haha
No lie, I had a student take a swig of mayo in class last year when he realized he didn’t have a snack to eat. All of us reacted like that.
Got to hit those protein goals somehow
In university we had dorm mentors, who were older students who came to the dorms to check on you all and give advice. Our dorm mentor paused mid sentence in horror to stare, because I was sat in the kitchen dipping an entire cucumber into a jar of mayo and taking a bite out of it, then redipping and cronching again
Crudite and dressing, that's normal.
The double dipping from the jar is the nasty part for a shared condiment. I'd say it'd discourage theft, but the type of people that would steal your food are usually just as bad, if not worse.
I believe you. I was just coming to the comments to say that my daughter would absolutely do this! She tries to get a spoonful of mayo anytime I have the jar out 🤢
Not mayo, but I once had a customer at work eat a stick of butter like it was a candy bar. My coworkers and I all had that same reaction.
..that butter comment made me more nauseous than the mayo stuff.
When I told the story to my pregnant friend she immediately went and threw up 😄
That's amazing <3 beautiful~
Villagers when you eat pond scum and algae right in front of them: I sleep
Villagers when you drink mayo: REAL SHIT
😂
This is amazing
Do it during the Trout Derby
Yummie!
-Emily, Sandy, and Linus
do they really say that?!
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who spells yummy like that yall psychos smh
lol this gave me a good laugh😂
Mayo is my mining snack
is it better than cheese? i’m usually bringing 40 gold star cheeses in the mines with me
Definitely not, but it's less of a waste of money. I recently moved on to pickled chanterelles, purple mushrooms, and magma caps, since now I have mushroom logs and ginger island access it's easier to get them
By the time I'm not eating raw fish, I'm usually eating mushrooms (well b4 island). I eat my silver sunflowers, too.
I eat my cheese in Skull Caverns
CA spilling his thoughts into game 😂
He actually added it after people started making mayo themed mods during COVID.
I read that CA hates mayo which is why you couldn’t drink it until one of the latest updates, so maybe that’s why the villagers react that way
Didn’t know that! Seems like a fun easter egg since concernedape “pleads the 5th” to the question of if they like mayo
Ahhhhh, that’s hilarious! ConcernedApe originally did not allow us to consume mayo because he thought it was gross, and I LOVE that this is how he reacted when he finally gave in!!!
Some day, CA will be playing D&D and run out of rations... but one player will have an alchemy jug...
Critical Role: The Saddest Grog the Pooh - https://youtu.be/yCrLoqM8pPY
Now I need to try this!
Hahaha I love this game
Now I need to know if there is any change in friendship level.
Drink your mayo in private.
Same thing happens in real life as well
That's funny, over 1,000 hours on my save files and I have never seen this dialog, you truly never stop learning stuff about this game!
Lmao. That reaction.
Hey Jodi, hey hey, Jodi! Watch this!
I heard it's because ConcernedApe doesn't like mayo.
The bigger reason not to eat mayonaisse is that it's inefficient! You can sell it and get salad from gus to receive more energy.
Does this actually impact my relationship with them? Is it like digging through trash?
Wonder if Linus would appreciate my mayonnaise eating
how would you react if a grown man chucked an entire bottle of barbeque sauce?
Chug an extra large mayo in front of somebody, ironclad eye contact during the whole thing, and then walk away. That's some serious alpha male behavior right there.
The jar label:
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Didn’t know this was a thing
My latest playthrough I started with the animal-focused farm so I had some chickens and was constantly chugging mayo to get through the mines. Made me shudder a little every time I did 🤣
This is advice you can use in real life too
Ok so i can chug a WHOLE SALAD, in a SINGULAR go, dish INCLUDED mind you, and get no reaction. But god forbid I eat a tar of mayo
til u can drink mayo
Just wait til you meet the mayo cult on the beach
OK, but does it affect your heart status?
you absolutely bamboozled him -
She's not wrong.
looks good!
LMAOO
I cackled at her response.
I know this was a mistake, but random obsurd humor makes me laugh when nothing else does. Like walking up to someone and promptly drinking an entire jar of mayo while staring them dead in the eye, and casually walking away.