My blobfish wanted that??

71 points rovingturtles

They've had a rough day

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41 points LuftHANSa_755

ain't easy living at sea level when you're built for higher pressures

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41 points rovingturtles

"under a lot of pressure?"

"Man, I wish"

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39 points wixbloom

Love that blobfish ask for wine and pizza. Just some guys having a fun night in.

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21 points gaywhovian2003

Am I....a blobfish??

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12 points tehnemox

It's 2026. You can be anything you want

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2 points neophenx

Mine wanted Pizza, then Rice Pudding!

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1 points mmmothy

huh mine wanted 5 coffee beans

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28 points dancing-on-my-own

They also ask for pizza sometimes

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14 points Lawfuly_chaotic

Next they're gonna be asking for a pack of cigarettes

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4 points FabianaCansian

Nah bruh! They would go buy it themselves and never return to the pond.

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2 points Lawfuly_chaotic

They're like edgy middle schoolers who wanna run away from home.

Like, dude, you can't breathe on land. Get back in the dang pond!

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11 points CombinationTop2772

Better than my Rainbow trout asking for 3 golden bars when I’m in 41st floor of mines 🤡💅🏼

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1 points mmmothy

no cause why do my mf sturgeon want a diamond

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10 points NotTHATPollyGlot

At least your fish know how to party. My lava eels asked for 2 mega bombs last night. 👀😳😶🫣

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7 points VoraciousBookWyvern

Mine did once as well, and said "Thanks! This'll liven things up in here!" Um... I'm scared to ask how. 😅

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3 points NotTHATPollyGlot

LMAO Lava Eel Militants. You Know Nothing!!!!

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2 points WritingNerdy

Haha I posted about mine doing that a few weeks ago, like what are they plotting

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3 points NotTHATPollyGlot

For real. I didn't know I was funding a terrorist organisation....HAHAHAHAHA

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8 points OhGardino

We listen; we don’t judge.

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4 points gvampgh

Strange fish = strange preferences 🙃

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4 points BusinessSexy

Didn't even want it... they NEEDED it, haha! It's going to be a fun night in the blobfish pond

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4 points Glorpologie

Call me blobfish

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4 points Various_Counter_9569

I might need to make another pond just for this 🤣

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3 points that_plant_mom

All I've got is them and the og legendary fish. I just thought they were funny, so made them a pond too lol

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5 points LunaStar167

My blobfish also wanted wine, said it would make them healthier

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3 points Es-trill

They're stressed, gotta take the edge off.

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3 points Delicious-Summer5071

Blobfish getting crunk up in that pond.

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3 points BioDriver

Me too, Blobfish. Me too

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3 points twinkleberrii

E be throwin curveballs like crazy, hope they catch a break soon

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3 points Yotato5

Even blobfish need to wind down

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3 points WritingNerdy

They’re hosting a shindig, clearly

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3 points Thoughtapotamus

It helps with the decompression, okay?! Stop judging us! ...them...

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3 points Ok_Cheesecake7348

Same, Blobfish... Same

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3 points SmellsLikeDeanSpirit

https://preview.redd.it/6imckmir4ecg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4d3e0a7d7810c1e61b04471c1026bcefb2355a

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3 points Windman-7238

They just asked me for mayo today, they got some taste don’t they? 😂

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2 points that_plant_mom

I checked the wiki today, the next one is either a rainbow shell or rice pudding so they've got a slightly odd taste lol

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2 points sparkleslothz

I need some wine and pizza...

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2 points Kanej_forever

Maybe it's just sarcasm, lol

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2 points Vxt5255

I'd get drunk too if I looked like a blobfish. They only look like that when they're taken out of the deep ocean and the pressure messes them up

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