And then have the owner track you, have you on video, turn the defrost on max, lock the windows, set the car in valet mode and/or lock the speed limit to 25, honk the horn, and set the music to maximum volume? Sounds like a great time for a car thief...
Honestly, lots of cars are ugly these days. Designers come so close and then just drop the ball more often than not. I want designs from 50 years ago back, not whatever the hell Jaguar is doing currently...
I think it’s reasonable to hate just about anything for political reasons, especially one owned by a soon to be trillionaire that spent half of the year taking a wrecking ball to the federal gov, and had his 20 year old goons going through our personal data, and those are two of Musks more mundane activities.
Imagine pretending to know someone's political views and their stance on police brutality based on said person not wishing a random stranger's car ill will.
Ok I'll play. So I made a comment during a lapse of judgement, forgetting that reddit is full of a bunch of crybaby pussies. As soon as all of you trump/musk/Republican/reality/successful people hating losers saw it, you all pounced. Rather than engage with you all, which is completely useless unless you want to have pointless conversations like this one, I chose to delete. I'm trying to move on, I suggest you try it. Try to focus on being a better you, stop arguing on anonymous Internet forums because it's completely pointless. I haven't changed your mind, you haven't changed mine. We good?
Wait till dirty Mike and the gang hear about this
Most underrated comment - however, correction “directly Mike and the boys”
We got a jar of old mustard, and we got a poodle, and we’re gonna get in there and put some d’s in some a’s
And we WILL do it again!
Hoping it gets stolen and he can use his gap insurance.
If it’s got a note let it float.
Probably was stolen that’s why it’s where it’s at
How would you go about stealing a Tesla?…..for no particular reason
Reminds me of a joke i once saw about If you steal a Tesla, does it become an Edison?
This joke is as current as current has ever been!
Thank you for the laugh!
You will find no resistance with me
This chain of puns has me feeling like Edison's elephant
They'll say aww Topsy at my autopsy
HA!! Current, I get it!
You'd need the key card or the app on your phone with the card linked. It's not easy to steal.
Doesn’t matter. If you get caught, cops don’t CHARGE you…..
I’ll see myself out….
Plenty of reading about that online They can be and do get stolen
Flipper0
And then have the owner track you, have you on video, turn the defrost on max, lock the windows, set the car in valet mode and/or lock the speed limit to 25, honk the horn, and set the music to maximum volume? Sounds like a great time for a car thief...
Can you steal mine then?
You forgot to say “Please”
They must’ve ran out of battery. You should call the police to get them…CHARGED! 😆
Is that you, Dad? 🤣
He finally came back after getting milk.
Mine went out to get cigarettes. It was 1980.
Angry upvote.
What a polarizing comment!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bait car
For what? Lack of self respect.
Most underrated comment!⬆️
It’s mine. Just push it in the river. Thanks 👍🏼
Whoah...it's STILL there?!?
I saw that there last Thursday (X-Mas) afternoon and it had a tkt on its window.
Did you take this pic today? That's at least 4 days.
Let it rot
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I hate them cause they're ugly.
Honestly, lots of cars are ugly these days. Designers come so close and then just drop the ball more often than not. I want designs from 50 years ago back, not whatever the hell Jaguar is doing currently...
What's wrong with hating a company owned by a piece of shit? Why is this a bad thing?
They’re shit vehicles anyway and this person seems to be voting with their dollars. Capitalism, baby. Deal with it.
I think it’s reasonable to hate just about anything for political reasons, especially one owned by a soon to be trillionaire that spent half of the year taking a wrecking ball to the federal gov, and had his 20 year old goons going through our personal data, and those are two of Musks more mundane activities.
Imagine licking boots
Imagine pretending to know someone's political views and their stance on police brutality based on said person not wishing a random stranger's car ill will.
Why’d you delete your comment?
Because reddit
…internet points you mean.
Whatever you think, buddy.
It's so cool that you won't answer a simple question. Please teach me to be as cool as you!
Ok I'll play. So I made a comment during a lapse of judgement, forgetting that reddit is full of a bunch of crybaby pussies. As soon as all of you trump/musk/Republican/reality/successful people hating losers saw it, you all pounced. Rather than engage with you all, which is completely useless unless you want to have pointless conversations like this one, I chose to delete. I'm trying to move on, I suggest you try it. Try to focus on being a better you, stop arguing on anonymous Internet forums because it's completely pointless. I haven't changed your mind, you haven't changed mine. We good?
We get it, you have a Tesla.
No. Ford. I just don't understand the boners you all get over hating on a car or a person.
Bud light forever
Ope! Yea, how silly of me!
" MOM! I found a TESLA under the bridge curdled up in cardboard, can I keep him!"
" NO! BILLY! you know those swazticars carry diseases! "
I don't even want to know what a curdled Tesla smells like. Elons taint?
No big deal, the bridge can handle a fire
How appropriate! This is exactly where a Nazi punk mouthed off to me and a buddy of mine back in ‘93, and we stomped him right there!
Hey! I saw that today! Wowee zowee.
Sentry mode.
Back right tire flat.
As indicated in my post
Autonomous driving fail.
Dibs
It would be a bummer if it gets tagged with “H-nky Lips.”
"Forget"
Battery ran down. No place to plug in. Dead.
A facelift model, so they can't claim they didn't know about Elon at that point.
Here comes another leftist meltdown lmao
Someone doesnt know what meltdown means.
Ohhh...got eeeeem!!!
Shit and you dont get the got em joke either. Maybe unplug a little bit.
What are you even talking about? No one's having a meltdown here, except you....
Memories are short around here lol
What’s it like living life seeing politics in every waking moment? Bet you’re fun at parties.
Welcome to Reddit 🤣
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