Was in the Southwest corner today, the wooded area, and saw this close to Skinker. I could not figure out what they were for. Two of the jugs had lids but the rest didn't ... Who is leaving Arizona decaf diet green tea gallon jugs? Or rather, who is taking them and not putting them back and why!?!?
This is the Kennedy Woods. There is a group that is part of Forest Park Forever that works and maintains this area (Kennedy Woods Advisory Group). This is one of their supply boxes. Jugs are used for a variety of things but usually watering new plantings. Other supplies are kept at the visitor center or in a lockbox.
This is awesome. Purchased land last year in rural Ozarks. Brilliant idea to set up stash boxes throughout the property - appreciate the share ✌️
Can that woods group check in and verify? Seems like the community wants answers.
Lol this is not at all true
So what is it then?
For the love of god, please put jugs back
Or in my face please
I thought this was a no motorboat zone 😬
I have a large-chested friend and will occasionally tell her it's a no wake zone around these parts. None of it really adds up but I love innuendo.
Haa! Gonna borrow that line😂
Aww damn it. I was going to make this joke. You beat me to it. 😭
Don’t make me beat you to completion! This is your warning!
They power the Arch.
OP took them out and now look at the weather!
I heard its powered by pigeons.
Birds aren't real. Read that on the internet so must be true!
Birds are not real, only jugs.
Jugs are meant to be cherished and protected
Ah fuck they found it.
The underpants gnomes have restructured following bankruptcy and are focusing now on jugs
Nice jugs.
Why thank you! 🤣
They're to take with you on the golf course in case you have to pee - you can just go in the jug!
Sometimes assholes return them full, so this is your PSA folks:
please always empty your Forest Park Pee Jug when you're done with it.
I have absolutely no idea if you are joking or not.
I hope this is a joke. If not, why has society not progressed from pee jugs in the park?!
For Forest Park bathroom availability, this is progress.
Everything old is cool again. Just look at the record. Pee jugs are making a come back.
If peeing in a jug is cool consider me Miles Davis
Only cool kids piss in a jug
If pissin in a jug is cool, you can call me Miles Davis
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life...
I thought we were working towards it?
Uhh right? Like have I just been stashing piss jugs across the park for no reason?
This made me laugh. I had the exact same reaction. But I think the golfers just piss all over the place. It starts off as a sneaky behind the bush thing, but as the beer cart makes its rounds, the situation escalates like the Zoolander gasoline fight.
Way of the Links, Bubs.
What
The
Fuck
People are drinking these
They’re drinking the pee
They’re eating the jugs
I can’t stop laughing at this one! Well played!
THANK YOU
😆
there's a club for that
I dont know but its usually a geocache thing when you find this odd stuff in the woods.
It is not a geocache. It’s a supply box for the volunteers that maintains this part of forest park. Used for watering new plantings
Exactly what I thought, as well lol
Geocache thing? Pretend I’m a simp who doesn’t know how to use the internet…
adult scavenger hunts more or less. People put a "cache" some where along a hiking trail. And you get gps coordinates on where they are and try to find them. Then put them back for the next person. Some have a log book. Its nothing ive done but ive come across some.
It's a fun excuse for a hike
The first time I went (unofficially) geocaching I was on a hike with my now husband’s parents, meeting them for the first time while he was at a bachelor party. (Why did we think meeting his family was the best at his sister’s wedding out of state? Lmao)
I pulled one out of a tree and lo and behold… a full unsmoked joint inside 😆 without thinking I go “hahah weed” and they just stared at me mildly horrified. Thank you Michigan. 😂
Its fun. Played all over the world. A cool side quest on vacation or any time.
https://www.geocaching.com/play
This will bother me all day. I need to know!
These are supplies for the groups that volunteer here. I volunteer here.
Ok that's not an answer you boob. What are the jugs for?
The jugs are for the volunteers you tit.
Me too!!!
This is the right answer.
These are community jugs for collecting pine needles which make excellent, long-lasting mulch for gardens, suppressing weeds, retaining moisture, and adding organic matter without significantly changing soil pH as they decompose, debunking the old myth that they make soil too acidic. They are free, durable, allow water to pass through, and work well around trees, shrubs, and even in vegetable gardens, just apply a 2-3 inch layer and avoid clumping.
Why would anyone put pine needles in a jug? Also you would be making about 10 trips for a normal garden. I'm not buying.
Ain’t nobody going to spend the time to try and push a bunch of pine needles into the small opening of a jug to collect for composting/gardening. That makes zero sense
And getting them out again would be an even bigger hassle.
This makes the most sense to me except for how narrow the openings of the jugs are. I garden a lot and when I collect pine needles I use trash bags
Yeah - I don’t get it. Seems like bringing your own bag/box/container would be a no-brainer. And the jug on top has a pretty narrow opening-doesn’t seem particularly efficient for putting them in or getting them out.
Here for the comments- not disappointed
Where else would you store your jugs?
In a bra?
This is the new Taco Bell post
Or Jar of Pickes
All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. PUT JUGS BACK
Way of the road.
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t.
Geocache
Jugocache
It’s absolutely not a geocache.
There are puzzle caches if you pay for premium access. This may be part of one. You may have to bring extra items to solve them. I don't pay for the sub so I have no way of knowing for sure.
There are about 16 free caches in Forest Park and 25 premium ones.
All the times I have been to Forest Park, hiked all over and I have never once found a cache.
Like, I know what geocaching is but why the 6 jugs.... Are you supposed to do something with it and then put it back for the next geocacher?
Yes, you write your name, take something, and add something.
Yeah... But there weren't any names anywhere and it was 6 jugs of the same Arizona decaf diet tea. I'm definitely leaning towards geocaching but it doesn't seem to quite fit, but I might just not understand.
You can find out for certain by downloading the geocache app and checking the location where you found this.
Bot
If I was a gambling man, I would say they are to fill with water and dump on a camp fire.
Camp fires are not allowed in Forrest Park.
It's a good guess but there's no water source close by that I could find and no signs of campfires ...
Well that's weird. I'm stumped.
Possible for the homeless. After a certain time of year many places, like parks, turn off the water and purge the system so the pipes don’t freeze and burst. Just a guess.
I agree they seem to be for collecting water, maybe for the homeless, or to use to water plants?
Ill collect on your bet now please...
Think the wager was one complment about how Forest Park is superior to ALL city parks..
No?
Emergency bathroom? 🤢
I wondered that... But why would someone in the woods pee in the jug and not just on a tree. Unless they are for borrowing from the jug locker and then putting back another day?
True
My house has 3 boys and this has taught me that any spot is an emergency bathroom, no jugs needed.
Jugs not drugs
I'm guessing to collect golf balls or pinecones or something
I was curious. This is what Gemini has to say about it:
That mysterious wooden box in Forest Park is actually a clever DIY watering station used to keep young or sensitive plants alive during dry spells.
While it looks like a piece of "forest folk art" or a strange geocache, it serves a very practical gardening purpose. Here is the breakdown of why it’s there:
Why the Arizona Tea Jugs?
Deep Root Watering: These jugs are typically used to water specific trees or garden beds that aren't reached by the park's main irrigation system.
Slow Drip Method: Gardeners (often volunteers from groups like the Flora Conservancy of Forest Park) poke small holes in the bottom of the jugs. When filled with water and placed at the base of a plant, they provide a "slow drip" that soaks deep into the soil rather than running off the surface.
Upcycling: Arizona Tea jugs are famously sturdy and have a wide handle, making them easier to carry through the woods than standard milk jugs.
The "Please Put Jugs Back" Sign
The box is a storage hub for volunteers. Since Forest Park is massive, volunteers carry the jugs to nearby saplings, fill them at a water source, let them drain, and then are expected to return them to the box so they don't litter the park or get damaged by mowers.
Where exactly is it?
These are most commonly found in the southwest corner of the park (the "Succession Forest" or Kennedy Forest area) and near the Jewel Box, where there are many volunteer-maintained flower beds and young native trees.
Why the fuck would you ask AI?
Okay AI. This might be correct. I didn't see any small holes in the jugs but that might be ai hallucination. They could be for watering saplings but it would make more sense if they were close to a water source. Also the park doesn't have an irrigation system afaik
It’s actually mostly correct. Source, I am a volunteer.
Oooh! Insider information. What water source is used? There is no water near the cabinet.
Water is brought in and used to refill jugs for watering. There is no water source in the Kennedy Woods Savannah (where this box is) but there are some close by and there are carts and stuff to truck the water over.
A lot of planting has been done in this area over the years. You may have seen the newly planted patch of grasses near the trail. There is an adult group and a kids group that work in this area. Same guy oversees both and has done incredible work both with restoring this area but also training and teaching the kids and adult volunteers.
They probably have trucks with water tanks on them.
This honestly seems like the answer… I’m always suspicious of AI over-confidently answering things, but this logically makes more sense than anything else posted in reply…
I’ve honestly been extremely impressed with Gemini 3, and I’m extremely skeptical of all AI and am hardcore anti-Google… but Gemini’s reasoning and internet sleuthing capabilities have been pretty damn impressive to me recently… so I’m willing to buy this explanation more than any of the others here.
I’m a born & bred St Louisian, and this is the very first time that I’ve ever heard of an “irrigation system” in Forest Park. Not saying there’s not irrigation around buildings/structure and/or the golf course. But I simply do not believe a 1300acre park has an “irrigation system” for watering the plants.
My question is: Who is planting random trees -How & Why- in the wooded area of the park that need dedicated watering??
There are miles and miles or irrigation system all throughout the park. Every single established planting area has a water delivery system. They are actually installing an additional a new section that spans 6 blocks along Lindell & Skinker. It’s very robust while very piece-meal at the same time.
Most trees and shrubs will need to be watered to get established. Once they have become established they won’t need it anymore.
They absolutely have an irrigation system.
This part of the park does not have an irrigation system. I volunteer here
Fuck off, nobody wants AI slop comments on reddit.
Is it possible that AI read similar answers in this post and then added some extra fluff. It has given me my own Reddit posts before.
Thanks for the award! ❤️
Somebody gave you an award for regurgitating AI slop? We're cooked
Only a true juggalo knows
Don’t drink the tea !!!
Nice jugs
r/treeseatingthings
Did you take a whiff?
That's where the jugs go.
If there’s any aloe in the box then it would be a box of Juggalo(e)s!!! 🤣😂
The jugs must remain intact!
Meth
Watering the plants makes sense to me.
Did they smell like piss? I really can't think of any reason other then piss jugs
They didn't smell and when I opened the bottom door (because there is a top and bottom!?) they spilled out. No stink at all
The only other thing is can think of is some good person is supplying empty jugs to maybe the homeless? I don't think forest park had any homeless. But shit the park is huge
Two ideas:
First suggestion, the cabinet was legitimately used someplace else, like in someone's garage, garden or a workplace, and it held entirely different jugs filled with something that had a purpose to be in the cabinet and for anyone who saw it, the please put it back sign actually made sense.
At some point in time the cabinet was being hauled to the trash and fell off the back of a truck near that spot or stolen from its original location and someone, like a homeless person, carried it to roughly that exact spot then abandoned it.
Over time a random park user found it and decided it would be funny to sit it upright and put jugs in it. As they drank that brand of tea, those are the jugs they had sitting around to put in there.
If that's the case, it's really no different than the Des Peres pickle jar which is a different jar (or jars) of pickles every time I drive by it (and not the same jar that was originally there). Someone just loves and has committed to a running gag for their own amusement.
If you think that's the case, probably time to give it social media or Wikipedia pages (like the Des Peres Pickle Jar)...
Second suggestion, this is simply someone's mental illness on display here like the Schuylkill Notes or Toynbee Tiles only without the conspiracy theory elements and commitment or resources to duplicate it it beyond this location.
It could go either way, but odds are looking for a legitimate reason for it's existence will get you nowhere because there isn't one.
Ooo those are good piss jugs
Are these maple trees? Maybe for sap?
They're pine trees. We thought of that but no maple trees around
Jugs to tap the maple trees for syrup! Put it back when your done eating da pancakes from the other tree compartment
Jugs are for whatever you need them for.
You can email the park and ask them
Could you please attach a map location? Or whereabouts this is? My apologies if you've already said or posted this information. You're local, I'm a dumbass, I know you understand.
Same. I need to pee. This will come in handy. I will return it when I'm done.