A maximalists dream

Just bonkers…I love it

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/168588107?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

  • 55 points Lorelei_Ravenhill

    What is going on pictures 9 and 10?!!

    On second thoughts, perhaps I don't want to know!

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    52 points cari-strat

    "Lynn, these are sex people!"

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    11 points Plop-plop-fizz

    This quote keeps my reddit account worth keeping. I hope for it in every sub!

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    7 points Cashmeade

    “Lynn ave pierced me foot on a spiiiiyke”

    Except it’s apparently Lynn doing the piercing.

    This subreddit needs a flair for ‘amenities include a dungeon’

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    3 points Lorelei_Ravenhill

    🤣

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    8 points laurajane9041

    Key features: A spooky haunted dungeon

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  • 26 points Far_Bus_1243

    I’m claustrophobic Darren

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  • 28 points jjgill27

    Imagine how long they will be packing for the move

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    3 points Another_Random_Chap

    They'll pack it into the coffin!

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  • 36 points Lorelei_Ravenhill

    It does slightly annoy me they have that paper above the picture rail that looks like books, but appear to have no actual books. Sad :(

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    3 points moodyfloss

    I assume this is why they have the electric chair in the cellar. To punish themselves for this abhorrent crime.

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  • 14 points SCWeak

    I couldn’t live in it with so much stuff, but that’s a stunning house. Look at that banister!! 😍 

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    4 points Betty2445

    Gorgeous banister and I love the stair carpet! Do we think the agent would mind if I contacted them to ask where it's from? 😁

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    5 points Constant-Ad9390

    I did a reverse photo search & Brinston Carpets do something similar but you can find cheap on eBay (from Poland). The image search came up with “Brintons Carpets Renaissance Amber Kashan Stair Runner” if that helps?

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    4 points Betty2445

    Thank you so much! ❤️

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    3 points Constant-Ad9390

    Yep, there has just been another house sold opposite & it’s got lovely bones too.

    https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/149709359#/media?id=media0&ref=photoCollage&channel=RES_BUY

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    1 points tyrannybyteapot

    I couldn't live in it, but I'd love to visit it!

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  • 12 points elaine4queen

    I can’t see the rooms for the stuff but the kerb appeal is 100%

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  • 10 points Regal_Cat_Matron

    Ahhh the electric chair place, just my thing hahahaha. Was on here a few months ago I think.

    I rather like it reckon I'd go full Miss Havesham in that place but would have to gut the kitchen and bathroom but I wouldn't mind coz it has an art room just for meee!!

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  • 8 points DogtasticLife

    You can imagine how these people dress can’t you, and I’m betting they go to Whitby for their hols

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  • 21 points ElizabethDane

    I absolutely love that, it's £130k cheaper than my ex council house in Essex and it has the added bonus of not being in Essex.

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    2 points Constant-Ad9390

    I always here this when it’s Rotherham “"You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham,"”

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  • 8 points Severe-Chicken

    is that a coffin? And a torture chamber??

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    3 points ODFoxtrotOscar

    Very creepy cellar

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  • 7 points TheEndlessVortex

    All i can smell looking at these photos is dust. I like vintage spaces but too much clatter makes too hard to clean properly and I've got a dust allergy.

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  • 6 points Western-Mall5505

    With all that stuff you think they could have put a sink in with the toilet.

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    15 points Clari24

    I’m intrigued by the fact the toilet and the bidet are in different rooms. Im just imagining the owner awkwardly shuffling between the two with their trousers round their ankles

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    5 points adhdhustle

    This comment made me literally snort 😂👏🏻

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    3 points Clari24

    Happy to be of service 🫡

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  • 4 points OriginalExample1549

    That will be a nightmare when it comes to packing and moving out

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  • 5 points Background_Ant_3617

    Wowzers. I kind of love it but would not want to spend more than 3 hours actually inside.

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  • 4 points cognitiveglitch

    Our house was like that from the previous owner. She was a horder and buried stuff in the garden too. Absolute mare to sort out.

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    2 points Constant-Ad9390

    😱😱😱

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  • 4 points counterfeitparadise

    I am STRESSED

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  • 3 points AlGunner

    I started off thinking they are satanists or something and then hit pic 9 and thought WTF, I was right.

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  • 3 points BlodSnoppler

    NGL gonna lie but I love it. Not sure that drive is long enough for a hearse though.

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  • 3 points Plop-plop-fizz

    Oh jesus. I can smell the dust. My nose is twitching thinking about it! Would love to meet the owners though- I reckon they'd be a hoot at a party

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  • 3 points mogmuv

    How do you keep it clean?! Must be a full time job!

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  • 3 points HappyAmbition706

    The garden looks so ... empty. I want to see pink flamingos, gnomes, fountains and vases.

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  • 3 points steve8319

    Electric chair in the cellar 😅

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  • 3 points Ok_Bumblebee_2196

    I notice they don't include the electric chair execution chamber basement in the video tour.

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  • 2 points NPDwatch

    An interior designer definitely owned this place

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  • 2 points EyeAlternative1664

    That’s a stunning building for that money, or any money. 

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    1 points dwair

    Who knows what it would look like when emptied out though. It could be great, it could be awful. Who knows, it's anyone's guess.

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  • 2 points Scarboroughwarning

    Shame about the location, sadly.

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  • 2 points Hot_Ad_6442

    Oh wow they’re well read look at all their books in the lounge…. Oh hang on a second….

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  • 2 points npfiii

    Electric chair in the sex dungeon, and a movement sensor literally on the stairs at foot level (pic 19)?!?

    Sold!

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  • 2 points MegC18

    I like it, even the weird bits. The only minus is the fake book wallpaper. Mind would have real books!

    Plus I bet dusting takes a while!

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  • 2 points NGeoTeacher

    Is that what I am? A maximalist?

    That weird book wallpaper frieze though is a disaster. Please just get some actual books.

    Nice house from the outside as well though!

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  • 1 points Head_Pants_Now

    I feel anxious just looking at those images!

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  • 1 points Impressive-Bird-6085

    It’s far, far too cluttered for me lol 🤣🤣

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  • 1 points SontaranNanny

    Imagine living in a mini version of Mr. Straw's house. I want it.

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  • 1 points AnalystAdorable609

    Absolutely horrific. Gives me a headache just looking at it

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  • 1 points Sad_Branch931

    It's giving me anxiety 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈

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  • 1 points No_Current_9673

    Is that an electric chair???

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    1 points tyrannybyteapot

    Well, I thought it was just a torture chair, but general consensus seems to be that it's an electric chair, yep!

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  • 1 points ChildhoodUseful9646

    But no bath.

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  • 0 points Urthwild

    Fire hazard.

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    2 points ErinClaymores

    And spiders!

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