Le Oregano - Disneyland will never be completed, It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world
PS- look dude, I get it, you don't wanna post the oregano and stuff and you feel that the organo is already there in the lobster because you're using that highlighter tool. But - it fucking hurts to read it alright? I literally had to google stuff because the red was fucking up my vision and shit. It would be better to post the oregano but hey I'm not judging and shit, I'm just giving my opinion
And, in typical Christian puritanical fashion, onanism has been co-opted to also/primarily mean masturbation since forcing your brother's widow to procreate with you is A-okay with them, but they have to shoehorn pleasuring yourself into their holy book as a sin in whatever way they can.
It's as though they've written and edited, and they've been interpreting their "god-inspired" holy book themselves to fit their own delicate sensibilities, ain't it?
If people are reporting this as a non lobster they are 100% just trolling you with insincere reports which you can report to Reddit admins if it’s a nuisance
The main thing is the caption, (Onan,rest of the old testament, etc) is walking the line. We are currently discussing it, probably won't be removed but not sure yet.
Oh… well yeah I absolutely added the caption, I didn’t realize that’s what you meant.
This is the first I’ve ever heard anybody take issue with a caption. It’s definitely not intended to read as lobstered material— no spaces, different font, black background.
I’ll avoid captioning lobsters if that’s agains the rules, didn’t realize that was the case.
Le Oregano - Disneyland will never be completed, It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world
PS- look dude, I get it, you don't wanna post the oregano and stuff and you feel that the organo is already there in the lobster because you're using that highlighter tool. But - it fucking hurts to read it alright? I literally had to google stuff because the red was fucking up my vision and shit. It would be better to post the oregano but hey I'm not judging and shit, I'm just giving my opinion
Excellent work on turning imagination into vagina
ivagination
Thanks
Overinflated?
Onanism
https://preview.redd.it/tfr7mibi847g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7870292c65216bb1b3bd81a682927cc52be3f9
You put a lot of effort into this
Disneyland will never be completed, It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world
Post this in /r/dankchristianmemes
I think I did :)
And, in typical Christian puritanical fashion, onanism has been co-opted to also/primarily mean masturbation since forcing your brother's widow to procreate with you is A-okay with them, but they have to shoehorn pleasuring yourself into their holy book as a sin in whatever way they can.
It's as though they've written and edited, and they've been interpreting their "god-inspired" holy book themselves to fit their own delicate sensibilities, ain't it?
Well said
For moderation reasons, we do need the oregano, or at least proof you didn't add text here.
Certainly. I’ve never added text, to a lobster, I’m a purist about that stuff.
The image itself is proof I didn’t add text.
I used a transparent marker so the original is visible :)
Another mod actually already transcribed the text here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeedOfLobsters/s/0MPFRqDXzs
And another user linked the original image.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeedOfLobsters/s/Vu9dYY1z5I
If people are reporting this as a non lobster they are 100% just trolling you with insincere reports which you can report to Reddit admins if it’s a nuisance
The main thing is the caption, (Onan,rest of the old testament, etc) is walking the line. We are currently discussing it, probably won't be removed but not sure yet.
Oh… well yeah I absolutely added the caption, I didn’t realize that’s what you meant.
This is the first I’ve ever heard anybody take issue with a caption. It’s definitely not intended to read as lobstered material— no spaces, different font, black background.
I’ll avoid captioning lobsters if that’s agains the rules, didn’t realize that was the case.
Sorry!
No issue, yet, just a little on the edge with the rule. This one won't be removed, just keep In mind
Understood! I appreciate the heads up
It takes special talent or technology to see this in that quote. A+
Thanks :)