Sooo much going on here.

  • This guy trying to speed-run the bingo board.

    That's the first thing I thought of

    The free space is him getting his window smashed by a cop.

    Yes. He’s headed for a Safelite moment.

    I think he's trying to speed run the DSM-5 as well.

  • “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

    “I wasn’t driving, officer, I was merely ministering to the road.”

    “License and registra—“

    “Have you heard of flat earth Jesus Christ in Utah, officer??”

    Cop, sighing, muttering under his breath: “I knew I shoulda been a firefighter.”

    Yeah, this plate really screams "I'm going to waste your time and make you dumber."

    The only reason some of these guys get away with these plates for awhile is literally just cops nt wanting the hassle of dealing with them.

    Cop 30 minutes into his shift: "fuck yeah, this one's mine".

    Cop 30 minutes before the end of his shift: "oh fuck no, I haven't seen that".

  • This is quite the layer cake of conspiracies here. Wow.

    A layer cake implies organization, structure. A recipe, if you will. What we have here appears more like various conspiratorial beliefs sloshing about in a bucket then thrown against a wall to see what sticks.

    Pure ambrosia salad.

    No… fruitcake.

  • Dude never met a conspiracy theory that he didn't like.

    or couldn't grift.

    sure he did! any conspiracy theory that involves systemic mistreatment of minorities. i bet he doesn't believe in MKUltra even after all of the documents were made public

  • "I'm not driving, I'm traveling."

    Uh huh.

    "I'm not driving, I'm ministering. This stop is an unconstitutional violation of my first amendment rights."

    The leap in logic to make that connection is heavenly.

    Do "heavenly" and "flat earth" even go together?

    The firmament must make it harder to ascend.

    The law only applies on a spherical earth. You haven't proven the earth isn't flat yet.

    My undergrad degree is in geography and public health. The earth is round. We are not doing enough as a society to support mental health treatment and issue prevention.

    Flat earthers are easy to dunk on, but never underestimate how right they believe they are 🤷‍♂️

    That is just what Big Earth wants you to think

    I’ll grant you that one.

    You forgot the /s at the end of that.

    I'm exempt from using the /s pursuant to UCC 420-69

    Only if you can demonstrate that you weren't commenting in commerce.

  • PRAISE JESUS Or whatever 🤣

  • I read 'Jesus Christ Flat Earth' as 'Jesus Christ! Flat Earth?'

    i almost want to look up that number but I'm afraid there may be monsters there.

    "No, payment down!"

  • On an Avalon no less.

    He probably hasn't ruined his credit score just yet.

    Just waiting on the cash payment from the government on his birth certificate bond.

  • It has a certification number so the utah mounties are to give him a pass.

    Nah, I'm sure it'll make their day to pull this thing over. 🤣

  • Looks like they are trying all the magical words and hoping one of them will work for them.

  • I never knew Jesus Christ was a flat earther…

    In Matthew 4:8, the devil takes Jesus to a very high mountain and shows him all the kingdoms of the world.

    The idea is that, to see everything, Jesus would have to have a sightline to it all.

    No kidding, this has to be among the top motives flat earthers — who are Biblical literalists, though lots of them hide that and even deny it when questioned — have for their belief systems.

    ah yes of course, so when i go up the mountains in israel i should be able to see all the nations of the earth as well...

    Along with almost all ancient civilizations… You give the modern day idiots a book and they think it’s law…

    You mean the same Greeks that named the literal week days in America? I wonder how we ended up with their spherical system too 😭

    The Babylonians, Egyptians, Sumerians, Assyrians, Norse, Native Americans, Ancient Greeks, incans, Bible, and the Torah all believed in flat earth… Just to name a few… Silly travelers fictions….

    But yeah I’d say trust the white billionaires that feed you this goyslop… eat it all up… you came from a cell…. And your life is fucking meaningless… Billionaire’s always want the best for us anyways

    PS this is why the Greeks you were referring to brought about the spherical system.

    “The sphere was considered the perfect, divine shape. A spherical Earth fit their philosophical ideals of cosmic order, symmetry, and mathematical perfection”

    You give the modern day idiots a book and they think it’s law…

    um... what?

    After reading that... thing, I think we found the owner of that registration plate.

    Agreed. That or a very close family member.

    Go watch your snl.

    The original weekday names were developed by the Babylonians, named after the Sun, Moon and the 5 observable planets at the time. The Romans, not Greeks, adopted this system and changed the names to reflect specific Roman gods. They spread this system through out Europe during the expansion of the Roman Empire all the way up to England. There, the Anglo-Saxon tribes renamed a few days after the Norse and Germanic gods. Tuesday was named for the Germanic god of war Tiw (Tiu). Wednesday was renamed for Woden (Odin). Thursday for Thor and Friday was renamed for Frigga, Odin's wife. The Greeks had nothing to do with the "modern" names of the weekdays.

    "The Babylonians, Egyptians, Sumerians, Assyrians, Norse, Native Americans, Ancient Greeks, incans, Bible, and the Torah all believed in flat earth… Just to name a few… Silly travelers fictions…."

    Yep. And then the Enlightenment happened. Math, Science and Logic were developed into reliable and repeatable disciplines that could be easily used by anyone and everyone to neatly measure, define, describe and detect answers to things that were once simply dismissed by the ultimate ruling class at the time, the Clergy, as "God did it" or "just one of God's mysteries."

    In the future, before you pull the chess-playing pigeon routine by shitting all over the gameboard and declaring victory, be sure that your shit has substance and isn't just a fart.

    Your only correction was it was the “Babylonians not the Greeks but the Greeks spread the whole system” so idk what the need for 6 paragraphs was for… you proved nothing… while simultaneously proving “you give the the idiots a book and they believe it’s law”

    “Then enlightenment happened” 😭 oh brother give me a break

    Keep sucking billionaire boot ideologies… You clump of a cell… you meaningless human…

    Edit* and after further research your main argument is still incorrect. Thor and Frigga were Norse gods not Babylonian 😭 just a yap fest

    So we've discovered you can neither count nor read. We'll begin with your failure to read, comprehend and validate. You say, "... it was the 'Babylonians not the Greeks but the Greeks spread the whole system'..." What did the Greeks ever do to you?

    I said, and countless historical records validate this, it was the Roman Empire that adopted the Babylonian system and the Romans who spread "the whole system" far and wide. There was NO Greek empire, let alone one that made it into northwestern Europe and England where a few weekdays would eventually be renamed by Nordic and Germanic tribes. Romans, not Greeks. The Romans and Greeks were/are two completely different groups of people.

    Now we move on to the part where you fail to count. The sad thing is it wasn't like you needed to take off your socks for this one. You then say, "...so idk what the need for 6 paragraphs was for..." It was 4, not 6, you unroasted peanut.

    Next, you prove yet again that you cannot read with, "... Edit\ and after further research your main argument is still incorrect. Thor and Frigga were Norse gods not Babylonian.*"

    You got one right. Good job. Of course, you already had the answer when typed in my very first statement, "There, the Anglo-Saxon tribes renamed a few days after the Norse and Germanic gods. Tuesday was named for the Germanic god of war Tiw (Tiu). Wednesday was renamed for Woden (Odin). Thursday for Thor and Friday was renamed for Frigga, Odin's wife." Reading is fundamental.

    This one got me to chuckle. Quote: “'Then enlightenment happened' 😭 oh brother give me a break" Yes, it did. It even has its own chapter, at the very least a chapter, in every history book ever going back 150+ years. And the rest of humanity has been waiting for the likes of you to catch up.

    Finally, you seem to have an abnormal fixation with sucking billionaire feet but I'm not one to judge other peoples' kinks. If that's your fetish and it's consensual, you go girl!

    Now, for clarification's sake, I have addressed each of your nonsensical responses in 7 paragraphs (8 if you count this one), using plain English citing the relevant portions of this conversation. If it still does not make sense, then I cannot help you any further and the only recommendation I can offer is a polite reminder / public service message... the tin foil goes on your head and not in your mouth.

    Not reading this 😭

    Not surprised considering you obviously didn't read the last.

    It was a valiant effort, but some people just can’t handle the truth. Nothing is going to change Nmuoz3’s narrative or understanding, because that would tell them they’re wrong about this, and, if they’re wrong about this, it opens Pandora’s Box to all the other things they could be wrong about. This is why we can’t have nice things. 😢

    Girls, girls, you’re both pretty. Can we go back to trashing SovCits now?

  • How you can tell that someone knows their local Safelite vendors by name

  • Jesus Christ Flat Earth is right

  • God, so much bullshit to read. A sovereign citizen, a flat earther, and a false prophet. A trilogy of Twilight Zone bullshit

    At least it’s a sign for everyone else to stay as far away as possible.
    No one wants to get into a conversation with that person.

  • The First Amendment guarantees the right to drive an unregistered car. Sorry, travel in an unregistered car.

  • Flat earther AND a Sovcit. I bet that brain rattling around in that noggin is smooth as a cueball.

  • He might be a pretend SovCit. By putting everything but the. kitchen sink on that license plate, he may be gambling that a cop would take a look and say 'I don't need this crap today, and this guy is going to be an 11 on the 10 scale of loony'. It's a stupid gamble, but I see the logic at least. Or...he's just as loony as the plate would indicate.

    I'm betting on that last part. LOL

  • Jesus Christ Flat Earth is a great phrase

  • Flat Earther, too. That tracks

  • Flat earthers have to be one of the willingly stupidest groups of people on the planet.

  • If they put enough crazy shit on there, the police will not want to mess with pulling them over. 😂

  • Yeah, that'll work

  • How do these people get 5 miles down the road without getting pulled over for these fake license plates ? Maybe the cops just don't want to hassle of dealing with these people ?

  • What? No UCC 1-308?

    The guy's nothing but a poser if he ain't got UCC 1-308.

  • This is how your window gets bonked

  • If I saw this car and smashed all of the windows, what would the Sov Cit do? Would they call the police? Threaten to sue me? Attack me? I honestly want to know what others think.

  • That’s the long way to spell out , “please pull me over”

  • Wow, they hit all the marks of stupidity.

  • “Rule #1: You’ve gotta lie to flerf.”

  • The Utah ministry, first amendment, Jesus Christ, and flat earth is my license and registration. What do you mean that isn't good enough? I'm not part of this country. I'm just traveling in it, but the first amendment still applies to me. Even though I'm denying American citizenship. No I've never even been outside of this country.

  • Whoa. That’s new

  • Sounds about Utah

  • Resurrect the dead on planet Jupiter!

  • What’s the purpose of a number on the plate if they don’t have to register it to any entity?

  • They're both reality denial cults. They aren't just similar, they're the same thing

  • What do the magic numbers at the bottom signify?

    Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

  • Looks like something out of Utah or Cache County.

  • The guy is out here Minstrating

    Menstruating?

    No. I’m making fun of them for claiming “ministering” is an excuse not to lawfully operate a vehicle

  • I want to get some bumper stickers that say "Now accepting all contracts" just so I'm prepared if I encounter one of these.

  • The ppl who go on about the earth being flat are the group that this is least likely to matter to. I mean we're not talking pilots or rocket scientists here.

  • I just got a Bingo on a fresh conspiracy card from this one.

  • Well, let’s see how that pans out for them in court. When this individual eventually goes to court and starts with all that sovereign citizen nonsense, I’d confidently say that the verdict will be guilty. Anyone care to bet me otherwise ?

  • I’ve exclaimed “Jesus Christ Flat Earth” more than once.

  • Cuckoo cuckoo for coco puffs. Js

  • They read it on the Internet and had it printed.... Must be true 🧐

  • This exemplifies the Wrong On So Many Levels state of mental health in America today.

  • It must be legitimate. It has a number.

  • The odd truth about this sovcit thing is that if tomorrow, every driver in the country hiveminded together snd slapped one of these plates on their car, sovcit would become 100% legitimate. The government would have to recognize it as real. They couldn't ticket/arrest every single citizen