the (somewhat) complete lore of Ass Jim
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  • 431 points bannadorra

    https://preview.redd.it/7p9cyqh0h66g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd1c7c21f44f9ac09a308efe768a403c5ffe12c

    inspired by this masterpiece

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    35 points CreativeGamer03

    quite a classic

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    81 points TheMoonDude

    At least Garfield was grateful

    https://preview.redd.it/lfpo7gfxl86g1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a1ed16e5c5d63e71414163229aa7244094e8de

    This is canon btw, it's the same artist

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    28 points bannadorra

    omg i love this so much 😭

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    14 points SmartAlec105

    I'm worried about the server who is no longer working at the hospital. I hope it was a good move for her.

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    10 points TheMoonDude

    Probably not, she took 3 hours to make a sandwich

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  • 315 points Jack_Faller

    https://preview.redd.it/xooa8p7ei66g1.png?width=147&format=png&auto=webp&s=f49549f98a4addef2e5eac285d0a13015d8c5199

    ā€œSo there's this disgusting chef that throws pickled maggots at you, and get this, he also has a massive ass and crushes you with it.ā€

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    80 points Perfect_loli

    Absolute cinema

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    30 points Current_Ad5602

    https://preview.redd.it/nu6uic1m676g1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=691c52c1d20ea6f5a694925a6582d9376e2b68c4

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    39 points BrickwallBill

    "William, William wake up I just had a great idea!"

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    21 points PRATIIIIIIIIII

    What is it ari?

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    10 points TheMoonDude

    Ari "I LOVE BIG BOOTY BITCHES" Gibson, Lord of Basedness.

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    6 points PRATIIIIIIIIII

    Oh no my pen slipped

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  • 80 points alexdiezg

    This is above this subreddit's pay grade

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  • 165 points Cynunnos

    The surgery must've hurt a lot, gonna be a while before they recover from all that... Phantom Pain

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    86 points Parking-Stable-2970

    https://preview.redd.it/1ae6945mn66g1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e646bce8730404728f307309b51e22988444aea

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    29 points Deenstheboi

    "what are you? Some kind of loom from afar"?

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    10 points SomethingOfAGirl

    "I can use my needle and silk to play music? What am I going to play, some kind of silk song?".

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    14 points Dollynho_de_queijo

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    10 points GideonGoddamnGraves

    WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY

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    7 points MysticDragon0011

    MY NAME

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    5 points SpudItOwtMahBoi

    HAS THE MEMORY GONE

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    5 points CreativeGamer03

    ARE YOU FEELING NUMB

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    3 points A_bored_browser

    GO ON CALL

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    3 points YourAverageVessel

    Ph-ph-ph-phantom..... pain?

    When you can't even say my name, Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?

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    2 points AgentWowza

    ā€Lace… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my ass, and my hair… and even my mask… The body I’ve lost… and the silk I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with GMS, a being above nations, even the Citadel, and I was the parasite below, feeding off her power… They came after you in Deep Docks, then in the Cradle. Hornet just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Sis… I’m gonna make ā€˜em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do. Our new Pure Organ. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but I’ll make it bigger… better than before… Sis...ā€

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  • 53 points Alarmed_Card8775

    both were in a good position at the cinadel, were banished to bilewater, are hot, had fandom discourse over their gender, have boss fights.Ā 

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    40 points thisaintmyusername12

    Bad and naughty enbies are sent to The Swampā„¢

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    15 points Alarmed_Card8775

    i see no reason why they wouldn't be best friendsĀ 

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    6 points Orizifian-creator

    Erm, achkuallhy, Disgraced Chef Lugoli Ass Jim is in Sinner's Road which is different. But both are hot enbies (:

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  • 49 points theeynhallow

    Absolute 11/10 meme, no notes

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  • 21 points TheMarcolyte

    "Silk stretched thin"

    "Free me from this fading fate"

    It all makes complete sense now, The truth is clear.

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    6 points TheMoonDude

    Silk is stores in the ass (Jim)

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  • 11 points Kooky_Chocolate_263

    this is the greatest thing to ever grace this subreddit

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  • 23 points Vespera_303

    https://preview.redd.it/45xzdlxuk66g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09da19d84207f2817390247890b3dde69ab7ab1b

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  • 3 points Honorsheets

    Canon.

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