Looking delicious? Yes, maybe. Looking like a waste of good meat and money? Definitely.
  • 445 points god_of_this_age

    I’m a fucking pig and I would tap out before finishing the first ‘half’

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    63 points _Maddienator_

    Same, that sandwich looks like it’s fuckin 2 feet long

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    5 points Academic_Nectarine94

    No, it's 18" that's a foot and a half. I wouldn't finish but maybe half either, but definitely not 2ft long

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    34 points Jl2409226

    i would evaporate this and i’m not even a pig i can’t lie

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    16 points MannyHec

    At least half of it would fall out onto the table as you ate, anyway.

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    12 points Jl2409226

    i have been blessed with hands

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    10 points Xombridal

    You would be by the time you're done lol

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    4 points RockstarAgent

    I'd Kirby the hell out of that sub

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    20 points [deleted]

    Just another wasteful example of “let’s do this because we can”. There was no acid on that sandwich, so it’s an unbalanced fat bomb that’s going to make anyone tap after a few bites.

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    12 points fotofortress

    A lot of the fun I get in life comes from the “let’s do this because we can” moments.

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    2 points tangZORG

    Wots it need?

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    20 points [deleted]

    Acid. Lots of ways to get acid into a sandwich, usually through dressing, mustard, or ketchup.. The issue when you have a sandwich of this size is the massive amount of acid needed to balance is going to turn the sandwich into a sloppy mess.

    You also have to watch out for the “3 finger rule”. Anything taller than 3 fingers won’t fit into a guest’s mouth and needs to be rethought, or it will detract from the dining experience. This sandwich violates that rule as well.

    Get your fingers out of your mouth.

    Also, who the hell cuts meat while it’s still hot, especially on the griddle?! You’re losing delicious juice and destroying your blade.

    Rant over.

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    7 points goobly_goo

    I legit stuck three fingers in my mouth before reading that line. Well played, sir.

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    6 points dingatremel

    “Get your fingers out of your mouth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    6 points RandoMango27

    you are no true pig

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  • 213 points jcdoe

    Isn’t this just a Philly cheesesteak but with French fries on it?

    And enormous of course

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    24 points wjruth

    Pittsburgh style

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    13 points CAPSLOCKANDLOAD

    I didn't see no slaw

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    25 points [deleted]

    I was coming here to say just that. 10/10 would devour

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    17 points ScienceIsSexy420

    Naw, a Phiily cheesesteak isn't made with shitty nacho cheese sauce like that. Traditionally they're made with provolone and Cheese-Wiz

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    33 points jcdoe

    “A Philly cheesesteak isn’t make with shitty nacho cheese sauce”

    “They’re made with . . . Cheese-Wiz”

    Damn I didn’t realize how fancy they are!

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    10 points ScienceIsSexy420

    Provolone is just as important as the wiz, but neither or them are nacho cheese sauce

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    7 points rootoo

    Your choices at a steak shop will usually be provolone, American, or wizz, not a combination. But you could order it that way.

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    8 points TempleOfCyclops

    Yeah this looks good as fuck

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    2 points michelle032499

    I don't think that's cheese. It's more like "cheese flavored product"

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  • 162 points stevemandudeguy

    I especially feel bad for the knife and stove top. Both getting ruined buy using it instead of a cutting board.

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    45 points Successful_Drop_3852

    Thank you that was the part that bothered me the most.

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    16 points StaceyPfan

    My husband used to cut his steak on my nonstick grill pan and then put it on his plate. It took me too long to figure out he had been doing it.

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    11 points muntell7

    Please tell me you divorced him after finding out. You don’t need that type of abuse in your life and deserve so much better.

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    4 points StaceyPfan

    😆

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    8 points Prepare

    Had to scroll way too far to see this comment.

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    3 points Dull-Addition-2436

    Plus the marks he left on the stove top

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    3 points StaceyPfan

    They mentioned the stove top.

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  • 151 points Faulkner510

    I hate that fake toxic colored cheese sauce

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    75 points vivmeatball6

    I was all for it until I saw the cheese. The fries were a little much too, just keep them on the side, but that’s not something that would keep me from eating it lol every time I see the cheese ladle, I’m automatically turned off from it

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    26 points LeatherDude

    The cheese was the only thing keeping that from being drier than a mummy's dick.

    These would be fine as separate dishes. Make the roll into a fuckload of garlic bread, put cheese on fries, serve steak with grilled onions and mushrooms.

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    12 points vivmeatball6

    Yeah they should have had some other sort of sauce to put on the bread before even putting the steak on.

    But I agree, all of this separately would be pretty good.

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    2 points Snoo_9076

    I prefer my mummy's dick dry kind sir!

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    4 points [deleted]

    Exactly how I felt. They could have made it a normal meal. It could have been delicious

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    5 points [deleted]

    Sub a nice fresh chimichurri for that cheese and I’d give up my left nut for half that sando

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    4 points n3w4cc01_1nt

    probably decent since it's the cheese whiz from a traditional philly steak and cheese.

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    2 points dansickunt

    Very American

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  • 88 points sicklampbro

    Watching this made me sad. I'd fuck that up if it was all separate.

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  • 26 points whoifnotme1969

    Looks terrible! And I'll prove it this weekend by making it for myself. Disgusting.

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  • 30 points jeepwillikers

    Philly cheesesteaks come with cheese wiz as standard, so there is precedent. Fries on a sandwich are Pittsburgh thing (Primanti Bros). This sandwich is Pennsylvania as hell.

    Personally I would make a cheese sauce from scratch to match the quality of the rest of it, but there’s not really anything wrong with it.

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    12 points d-fakkr

    Besides the size this is edible.

    I'm against throwing tons of fries to the sandwich, set them aside and we're good.

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    6 points M4xusV4ltr0n

    Lol I was gonna say, this looks like something I'd find in Pittsburgh

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    4 points HugeFinish

    Pittsburgh definitely loves it fries.

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    2 points Academic_Nectarine94

    Why do you think it wasn't made from scratch? Did I miss that part? Also, I've been to the original Philly cheese steak restaurant, and I don't recall them having cheese whiz. I think they had provolone or some other white solid cheese. But I could be wrong. It's been like 15 years LOL.

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  • 8 points CoItron_3030

    Was good until the cheese

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  • 7 points Bandit400

    They had me until the pump cheese. That being said I would still eat it.

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  • 23 points oliveboimario

    I don't understand the point of eating sandwiches like this

    If your sandwich can't be eaten without going through a box of tissues to clean yourself, why are you serving it like a sandwich??

    Do people actually enjoy making a fucking mess when eating ?

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    8 points justk4y

    If only they wrapped it up like a true sando shop……

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    5 points LeatherDude

    I'd make a joke where I dunk on Ocky here but this sub loves him for reasons I don't understand so I won't bother.

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    3 points titter17

    Thank you! I've been saying this for years!! I see stuff advertised all over Instagram, and just think to myself "that looks fucking hard to eat."

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    I would eat it

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  • 3 points CozierCracker

    I was onboard until the cheese… god fucking damnit man what is with people and their obsession with ruining good shit with egregious amounts of liquid cheese? Fuck me

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  • 17 points [deleted]

    lol a bunch of doofuses commenting on this. That looks dank and who cares how nice the steak is? Steak is the thing people who can’t cook think is special.

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    1 points Shade_BG

    Apparently never had good wagyu… what a waste. 🤫

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    2 points The_Schizo_Panda

    *Medium rare steak prepared by a chef who can cook

    Could start there, so they don't dump ketchup on wagyu before trying it.

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  • 5 points ruberruberfruit

    I mean it's not the worst thing on this sub

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Ew gross let try one

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    That’s looks disgusting.

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  • 2 points contrabardus

    My issue with this is that it's a waste of that cut, and that's what OP is getting at.

    This would be just as awesome with something like a decent ribeye.

    OP isn't wrong, the Wagyu is wasted here where another cheaper cut would have done just as well.

    I'm not saying to go super cheap with it either, just not Wagyu levels of expensive if you're going to do all that to it.

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  • 5 points Long-Cryptographer96

    Whole lotta bitches in this comment section. Would smash that.

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    8 points Bhazor

    Wowowowowowowowo WOW dude????? Youid eattt meat with cheese/???!?!???!??!? Your so brave. Wow

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    3 points cwc1006

    Right 😂 this comment section is a disgrace

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  • 7 points TheImplication696969

    What the fucks up with people putting chips/fries inside sandwiches with meat already in it? Cant stand the two different textures together, has to be eaten separately.

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    5 points mizmoose

    It's done in Pittsburgh a lot. A shop called Primanti Bros. first opened a million years ago in the "Strip District," an area full of warehouses and wholesalers. They were open from midnight to about 8 am to feed the truckers bringing in shipments overnight. The story goes they put the fries (and vinegar-based cole slaw) on their sammidges so the truckers could eat on the go. Some people love their food (I do!) and some people think it's gross. Your Mileage May Vary.

    Now it's a Pittsburgh thing to put fries on top of foods. The other most commonly known is the Pittsburgh salad: a big-ass tossed salad with sliced steak (or chicken) on top, covered in fries and then shredded cheese, then run under the salamander just long enough to melt the cheese without making the salad hot. I think they're really good with a sharp vinegar & oil salad dressing.

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    6 points CheshireTsunami

    Hard disagree, have you ever had a gyro with fries in it? Slaps so hard.

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    3 points Pickledpeppers19

    Not fries, but I occasionally put chips on a hotdog or in a sandwich. They don’t get soggy though. I like the crunch! Maybe I’m a weirdo 🤷‍♀️

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    3 points TheImplication696969

    Sorry by chips I meant the English version as in fish and chips, crisp sandwiches are really popular over here, chip sandwiches are too but without shoving meat and other things on them lol.

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    2 points Pickledpeppers19

    Lol ok. My family alway thought I was weird for doing it. Fabulous to learn it’s popular somewhere though!

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    2 points TheImplication696969

    Yeah some people just do it for a quick snack lol, Walkers or Lays to you, cheese and onion are a very popular choice.

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  • 2 points Suspicious-Change-37

    New York city still has open businesses? Dang, I thought the place was cursed with crime and feces.

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    2 points WATErWouldBeNice

    I actually think this particular restaurant (kings of Kobe) went out of business.

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    A cheesesteak sandwich shouldn’t be 31%bread, 31%fries, 31%cheese, and only 7% steak.

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  • 0 points pordraet

    just completely ruining all of that food that is individually delicious

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  • 1 points jamiedix0n

    Dem fingers

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  • 1 points 01greg

    Probably would look a lot better if the extra bread from the center was torn out so the other stuff wasn’t just resting on flat, untoasted bread.

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  • 1 points merix1110

    Everyone has their own idea what a Philly cheesesteak is...

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  • 1 points Blade_of_Onyx

    Fries on the side without the cheese sauce and I’d destroy that sandwich.

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  • 1 points Quemedo

    I have 0 complaints and would destroy this

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  • 1 points VeesCock239

    Man that's a great meal..and yes it all would be good separate but I'm a stoner sooooo...

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  • 1 points PM_ME_UR_FAVE_QUOTE

    What cut of steak is that?

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    2 points The_Schizo_Panda

    Long

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  • 1 points Nintendo_nerd69

    This looks like something Shaggy and Scooby-Doo would eat

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  • 1 points MrDoulou

    Yo did he call that bread gyro bread? Did i mishear him or something? If i heard what i think i heard, and i am the greek American i think i am, I’m appalled.

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  • 1 points spyridonya

    r/stupidfoodbutgimme

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    It doesnt look delicious to me. But if the person enjoys eating it, I dont know how its a waste of good meat and money.

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  • 1 points vermithius

    Yo

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  • 1 points TempleOfCyclops

    That looks fuckin dope tbh… steak frites sandwich

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  • 1 points Tornadoallie123

    Looks awesome

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  • 1 points glovato1

    I would house tf outta that.

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  • 1 points Stompypotato

    I don’t know, that looked pretty damn tasty to me. Could use some mushrooms though.

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  • 1 points BalancedGuy1

    Replace cheese with chimichurri and you’re on

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  • 1 points tschmitty09

    Looks like all delicious things in a sandwich, id fuck that up with a side of antacids please

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  • 1 points GAZZAA42

    Lubly jubly

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  • 1 points Whistler1968

    Serve me undercooked meat and I will throw it at you...

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  • 1 points ResponsibleForever42

    Fa venire fame soltanto a guardare

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  • 1 points cookedlime

    I'd tear this up. With a couple of friends. But go easy on the cheese

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  • 1 points Deamonette

    Okay gimme all that, proportionally the same, just one fourth the serving size please.

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  • 1 points necropsyuk

    Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. :(

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  • 1 points AgeLopsided8541

    I’d eat that!

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  • 1 points Last-Cardiologist657

    OK, I'd eat it with meat and the onions and maybe the cheese. But definitely. Not the fries, that's them going way too far even with the cheese. That's way too far. I think it would be a good sandwich if there was only the meat and the onions. I think that would be pretty good. Maybe put some lettuce on there, maybe a little bit of Mayo.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Cook it till it's DONE

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  • 1 points yaMomsChestHair

    It’s a shitty tourist trap in midtown, exactly what I’d expect. Would eat it.

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  • 1 points stevie842

    I got jaw ache just watching this

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  • 1 points SuperNoob74

    I will admit it looks good but I don't approve the fact it's tall and now wide.

    I'm not a fucking snake I can't unhinge my jaw?

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  • 1 points Dotexe_exe

    Nah, i'd down it in one go

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Put the cheese fries on the side instead of in the sandwich and I am so in.

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  • 1 points fotofortress

    Honestly, I don't get the concept of wasting "good meat" especially with prices today. A chuck and ribeye are a dollar or so difference here in NY. There would definitely be a better tasting/sloppy sandwich with better meat. Yes, I get it, this type of over indulgence can hide tougher/less flavorful meats if that's the goal, but in no way is a good steak wasted with this. Steak gatekeepers are so fucking boring.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Oh, so this sub is just food elitists? Y'all are talking so much shit about this like your were forced to buy the ingredients and then eat it. I know half of you all couldn't cook this anyways 😂 And I see y'all calling the cheese sauce plastic because you're uneducated and don't know what the ingredients are. If y'all's standards are this high just open your own restaurant already, could be making motion in real life instead of being mad about a sandwich on reddit.

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  • 1 points dabearjoo

    Fuck it id smash.

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  • 1 points andychef

    God, and they don't give you a proper plate to drip on? This won't end well

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  • 1 points Aggressive-March-254

    Who cuts meat on the grill?

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Yeah you're assuming the average degenerate that would eat this cares about the price tag rather than the bragging rights of having it after a night out.

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  • 1 points mmealkazam

    They could’ve stopped before the fries, and added a nice white cheese sauce and it’d have been perfect.

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  • 1 points Educational-Chef919

    You guys had me the first half…. Ended up fooling me with this fuckery

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Not even a waste of food and money. Get the boys. Order 2. Everyone is good.

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  • 1 points knuckles312

    Definitely not wearing a white shirt if I’m eating that

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  • 1 points aztaga

    Why the cheese

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  • 1 points YmmaT-

    This might be just me but I absolutely HATE fries on any food. Fries is already its own food and you just need some salt and ketchup. Maybe even toss it in a little truffle oil, but these trends with putting fries on food is weird to me.

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  • 1 points fireborn123

    This looks fucking bomb if you just get rid of the cheese whiz

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  • 1 points ILove2Bacon

    God I hate the smarmy-ass faces these fucktards make in all these videos.

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  • 1 points AnnieMeemus

    it’s all going in my mouth, so i’m not sure what the “waste” part is…

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  • 1 points Bearspoole

    “Wagyu” lol

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  • 1 points candyman106

    Why bother using quality ingredients to make garbage food? Pick a lane. Either can be good in it's own way, but driving down the middle is just a waste.

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  • 1 points Cool_Reputation_694

    Waste where? I’m tearing this up and then I’m destroying my toilet.

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  • 1 points Horseface4190

    Why put the fries IN the sammich? Otherwise, I'm in.

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  • 1 points Flimsy-Coyote-9232

    If two people were splitting it that’d be great. Cheese fries with steak on bread? That’s just my Outback order in a sandwich.

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  • 1 points Lantern777

    I was like Yes! Yes! Oh NO NO NO NO NO

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  • 1 points Outrageous_Guard_674

    If the bread and cheese were not involved, this would have been pretty good.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    So many people making a living off of editing clips of someone else making overly extravagant food and then taking a single bite at the end while plugging the location

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  • 1 points belaGJ

    I hate to eat like a pig just for the sake of eating like a pig, I hate fries in my sandwich, I hate crap fake cheese poured over everything and masking all the taste

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  • 1 points austin101123

    I'd much rather have bread rolls, fries, and onion topped steak all separate on a plate. Hold the cheese.

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  • 1 points vers-ys

    guys in an idiot why is this shitty

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  • 1 points Aeon1508

    You put all of that nice steak in there and then you top it with fucking basic ass nacho cheese?

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  • 1 points TeethHoarder

    cheese ruined it for me.

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  • 1 points MlkCold

    They not only could, as they should've made this with any other meat, all those sauces and ingredients only ended up masking the flavor of the meat which is the best thing in this dish by far.

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  • 1 points JackFuckCockBag

    I wa into it until the cheese sauce came out. Just some stiff would have been fine for me.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    I smell some r/ragebait

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  • 1 points Impossible_Ad9831

    Is it me or is this guy getting bigger?

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  • 1 points Karl_Kollumna

    till they added the frys this looked very tasty

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  • 1 points sidepiecesam

    I mean it’s a little much but idk what your problem is here

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  • 1 points KEYS667

    is good until the fries

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  • 1 points YellowLemonMark

    That meat looks raw

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  • 1 points AlternatePancakes

    He lost me when he added all that cheese.

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  • 1 points Individual_Gear_898

    He took the wrong first bite

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  • 1 points _AARAYAN_

    Anything not finished in 3 bites and then finger licking doesnt seem edible anymore

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  • 1 points Mom2rhett

    You lost me at the fries!

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  • 1 points 76yodaddycain

    I'd damn sure eat it😜

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  • 1 points Large-Measurement776

    Disgusting

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  • 1 points yousirnaymchexout

    Out of all things to be bothered by this video, the thing that I hate most is that he didn't bite from the corner first.

    I can't stand getting food on my cheeks. Especially with a beard. 😫

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  • 1 points Skurvy2k

    Dudes wife has a set though.

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  • 1 points Guns_and_Dank

    If it was delicious, was it really a waste of meat and money? That's what you're paying for when you go out, delicious food.

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  • 1 points estenjohn102938

    Two things Americans love to cry about when it comes to food:

    I’m obese: of course you are when you eat an obscene amount of food like that

    Food is getting so expensive: It’s hard to fight rising food prices when idiots like him waste so much food.

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  • 1 points WorriedMacaroon

    Bro didn’t even bite it right

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    I want to want to eat this then throw it up

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    That stupid fucking face they make bruh.

    “Oh? This? What a surprise! Wow! So shocking!”

    Bro eat the thing, and don’t edit your reaction. How about that? Because I’ll be able to see if the cost was worth it by how you react.

    Fucking scrub

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  • 1 points Porcupineemu

    The portion size is crazy but I would love to grab a couple buddies and stuff all that meat in our mouths

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  • 1 points NarrowProfession2900

    Had me until the cheese, damn it why is it always the cheese

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  • 1 points Lydia_x_Rose

    I was 100% with it until the gross canned cheese sauce came into play. Like the fries weren't necessarily my favorite but it still would have been good. Real cheese, please.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Devour is trash

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  • 1 points Western-Low-1348

    Took 1 bite spit it out and put the rest at the bin. Classic

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  • 1 points ThatOldDuderino

    Cheesy fries on the side & toss the bread.

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  • 1 points imapieceofshite2

    Get rid of the fries and cheese sauce, and replace with Swiss and sauteed tricolor peppers and im smashing the shit out of that thing.

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  • 1 points blony

    As long as someone eats it, its not a waste

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  • 1 points ChasingKatsu

    I love when a sandwich costs me $40 and I can't even taste the meat

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  • 1 points SmiththeSmoke

    Yeah that sandwich huge but I'd just have leftovers bc that looks scrumdiddlyUMPTIOUS and yall can't convince me otherwise

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  • 1 points a177194271

    Cheddar cheese sauce 😩 no sir. Please don’t

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  • 1 points Wise-Independence-12

    Hell Yeah

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  • 1 points Good_Presentation_96

    This dudes face gets fatter and fatter each video.

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  • 1 points djbow

    Portion Control...

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Stop putting fries on sanwiches

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  • 1 points Nole19

    The moment they added the fries and sauce it was ruined. Up until the grilled onions and mushrooms it was acceptable.

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  • 1 points kittycola94

    bruh! I'd totally eat the hell outta that bad boy 😍🤤

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  • 1 points lore_mila_

    Cheese is always the problem

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  • 1 points Goryokaku

    That fucking cheese sauce over everything i can't even. Why is it ALWAYS in these things. WHY?

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  • 1 points spicytacotime

    Why go thru all of that and NOT toast the bread?!?

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  • 1 points EchoItalic

    Pittsburgh will remember that.

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  • 1 points LegendofLove

    It was going really well then really wasn't

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    The fries and cheese RUIN the whole thing!

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  • 1 points AMajordipshit

    Waste of a great steak.

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  • 1 points not_an_fbi_agent69

    This is the “until it looks like thisssss” people. They annoy tf out of me lol

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  • 1 points smjb5

    At first I was like. WTF. Looks pretty good and then the cheese sauce came and I was like WTF. Looks like crap now

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  • 1 points auhnold

    They had me until the cheese!

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Looks better than that lady who made steak butter soup.

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  • 1 points Hot_Salamander_1917

    Nah I’ll eat this!

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  • 1 points Metaboschism

    Nine times out of ten if the "chef" is wearing black latex gloves the food is dumb as hell

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  • 1 points No_Bake_3627

    Just give me the steak and a baked potato.

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