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  • 150 points Too-Em

    Ever want to sever your cervical spine right before drowning? Doctors hate this one trick!

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    15 points AsleepPop6387

    I like turtles 👍🏻☺️

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    5 points ElBurritoTheWise

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    1 points AsleepPop6387

    👍🏻☺️

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  • 81 points Zealousideal_Bad9899

    Night night

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  • 74 points MaySpitfire

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  • 59 points MutedBrilliant1593

    That idiot needs to apologize for bruising that knee, assuming he survived.

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  • 26 points maselkowski

    I expected balls eating 

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    10 points Ok-Satisfaction-7477

    Decapitated by teabag!

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    1 points JuanG_13

    Lol

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  • 21 points Disastrous-War22

    Man boob pulling G force

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    2 points zestyclose_match1966

    That bro needs a bro!

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  • 18 points Unlikely-Ad9409

    Why would you possibly think standing in front of the exit hole on a water slide where people uncontrollably out of is a good idea?

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    4 points CriticalHit_20

    You missed a word, but i get the gist

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    1 points EndTimesNigh

    The idea is outright retarded, but in most places at least in Europe there is some kind of 'traffic lights' system or a staff member to oversee things and prevent people sliding this close to one another. So he probably expected the next one plummet into the pool some ten seconds later than they actually did.

    Which, of course, doesn't guarantee that someone jumps into the tube two seconds after the previous person nonetheless. So, extremely stupid, as we all witnessed.

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  • 28 points Balnom

    Breaking your neck: 101.

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    11 points Tacozforever

    Breaking your nose

    That whiplash a B though

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    2 points Responsible-Seat-255

    Introduction to Shattered Orbital

    In collaboration with Idiot In A Pool

    Foreword by Knee Cap.

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  • 32 points Kazuka13

    He played a stupid game so he won his stupid prize.

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    11 points Rivetingly

    He found out after fucking around.

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    2 points AsleepPop6387

    He sexed around, and discovered.... Real quick.

    Yeah?! ☺️👍🏻

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    2 points Shot-Ad-5898

    Nice one 😂

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  • 12 points Leather-Squirrel-421

    Sure hope that guys knee is okay. Hitting something that stupid with your knee can really mess it up.

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  • 7 points Aki-ryu

    r/whatcouldgowrong

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  • 5 points SkiDaderino

    That's a real tooth spitter.

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  • 5 points CynicalDucky

    And this is why many places in waterparks now have lifeguards that overlooks and fence up the waterslide landing area to prevent dumb fucks from doing this.

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  • 4 points extrawater_

    https://preview.redd.it/qm82m7ychk6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a33e28979a5e49cf37771f906e2a1db13e9605

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  • 3 points Proof-Astronomer7733

    Instant whiplash

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  • 3 points fpe93

    Oh fuck that hurt !!

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    1 points Infinite_Ad7107

    This is what I came here to say

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  • 3 points Front-Bug-2890

    Last thought: This is so picturesque! I'm on vacation, don't you envy how cool i loo💥______________ 😄

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  • 2 points mr_diggory

    I like when she puts her weight down on my face too but this is taking it a little too far

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  • 2 points Beneficial_Being_721

    All Yall talking about the neck… yea that is true

    Did you see how much his skull deformed…

    If he ain’t eating soup and wearing diapers … he is the lucky fuck of the week

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  • 2 points Zola_south_535

    What's he doing there

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  • 2 points citysims

    https://preview.redd.it/al54dyd5qj6g1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77c03d11f7dfaf16935662c8177b77f2429dfbb

    Living his best life.

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    1 points AsleepPop6387

    👍🏻☺️

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  • 2 points Scylum

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  • 2 points Devnull677

    Im glad that the water is 👍🏾

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  • 2 points Ordinary-Name-4420

    Some lessons teach themselves.

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  • 2 points fishbone_buba

    Can’t park there, mate.

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  • 2 points PlanktonDue8964

    2 black eyes on that broke. Nose

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  • 2 points ACM96

    Moron!

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  • 2 points Savior_Atreia

    Wha......what was the goal!?!?!?!

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  • 2 points FuerteBillete

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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  • 3 points Downtown-Try5954

    But why would the guy place himself there?

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  • 2 points Lickthorn

    This is beyond stupid.

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  • 2 points PercieveMeNot

    This guy died of a broken neck by the way, it was instant apparently.

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    4 points Cute_Reflection_9414

    Do you have a link to an article or more info?

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    12 points PercieveMeNot

    No, I'm just spreading misinformation, felt quirky today 🥰

    please ignore my previous statement

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    4 points UberNZ

    Why you little -!

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    1 points JuanG_13

    Where are your sources 🤔

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    2 points WillingMongoose4680

    He is the source. He's the guy.

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    1 points JuanG_13

    Yeah, most likely, but that doesn't answer anything.

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  • 1 points d_man_205

    Ha ha! Idiot!

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  • 1 points Reforged42

    Fuck...

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  • 1 points NatalieKCY

    This is all on him for not dodging to the side

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  • 1 points ThisThingIsStuck

    Broken nose

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    2 points JuanG_13

    I think he has more than a broken nose, dude

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    3 points recovery_room

    Concussion, split lip, missing teeth, fractured orbit…you name it.

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  • 1 points EvenIndividual4944

    V trigger!

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  • 1 points FreakiestFrank

    Nothing like a knee to the face lol

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  • 1 points baldude69

    If you watch closely you can see the moment his soul leaves his body

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  • 1 points Mr-Big-Nicky-P

    Its almost like this was a dumb idea

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  • 1 points JuanG_13

    Awe, FUCK!!!😱

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  • 1 points Sensate613

    I thought his head was going to come off.

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  • 1 points Mr_D_Stitch

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  • 1 points bananasaurusprime

    Please don’t bleed in the pool. 

    Thank you. 

    mgmt

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  • 1 points XgreedyvirusX

    💪the pose of the second guy 🤣

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  • 1 points dawndrop

    Lol

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  • 1 points Used-Can-6979

    What an idiot.

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  • 1 points medikundi

    Busta Rhyme will be playing at his funeral

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  • 1 points Eryn-Flinthoof

    Imagine if the guy coming down the slide spread his legs out

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  • 1 points Alarmed-Savings4547

    Moñeco

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  • 1 points Dont_Overthink_It_77

    Wait—so you’re saying there’s a REASON for these rules?! 😏

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  • 1 points Lanky_Bookkeeper7977

    Of a ???

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  • 1 points CaterpillarNo8781

    🙄 If he's that stupid to stick his head there! Well deserved what he got 🤪

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  • 1 points no___homo

    Natural selection

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  • 1 points pauca_sed

    That was jaw-dropping.

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  • 1 points Dizzy_Description812

    I was expecting a t-bag at 4-G

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  • 1 points Lowie_240

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  • 1 points Future_Temperature47

    Concussion

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  • 1 points Key-Refrigerator-689

    At least the guy sliding put his knee up so he wouldn't catch his face in the nuts

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  • 1 points peanubutterpasties

    The slomo was beautiful

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  • 1 points Known_Ratio5478

    This is a perfect metaphor for America right now….

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  • 1 points DJSairys

    Ouch

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  • 1 points Patient-Temporary211

    Well, at least now the damage on the outside matches the brain damage on the inside.

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  • 1 points Leviathan2571

    The water flying off the back of his head was satisfying as hell.

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  • 1 points pokerpaypal

    Could have been worse, he could have gotten balls to the face.

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  • 1 points Alternative-Deal3476

    aquatic roman war helmet!!

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  • 1 points JoePetroni

    I'd give it a 7, simply because he didn't hit him dead on in the face. He was a little off to the left with both feet. Now if he had stood up with the guy before him, that would have been a straight on 10!

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  • 1 points AsleepPop6387

    We need to know the outcome.

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  • 1 points Remarkable-Fig206

    I really thought it would just be about the near miss at the beginning. Oh well.

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  • 1 points echoGroot

    Oooh whatcha saaay

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  • 1 points WeirdSysAdmin

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  • 1 points laphroaig700

    https://preview.redd.it/lu62hifwwp6g1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0cfbc6b68e27c835433de9b0603b9472726529

    Guy coming down second be like

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  • 1 points yueciHH

    Nice SLOMO

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  • 1 points Treebeardsama

    Rather this than dick in mouth

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  • 1 points ADimBulb

    Gawd.

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  • 1 points DeadlyTeaParty

    He shouldn't be even standing there. 💀

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  • 1 points timsayscalmdown

    Jesus Christ

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  • 1 points hera69420

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  • 1 points JuggernautGlass8211

    That's called poor decisions = bad results lol.

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  • 1 points freakrocker

    All them teeth

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  • 1 points Nosbiuq

    Dudes nose / front teeth have left the chat

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  • 1 points Internal-Impression5

    headshot

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  • 1 points BakedNRetir3d

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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  • 1 points Salt-Outlandishness3

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  • 1 points Artistic_Researcher2

    I saw THAT coming (he didn’t).

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  • 1 points Responsible-View-804

    Darwin barely looks up before turning the page of the book he’s reading, chooses not to say anything further

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  • 1 points Im_a_val_i_kno

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