Of a blow torch šŸ”„
  • 152 points geckograham

    It’s all fun and games until there’s a backdraft and the cow explodes.

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    44 points Kelsenellenelvian

    Hey that's just a BBQ with less steps.

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    8 points Coleasa

    Pulled beef in 5 minutes.

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    2 points aspiegrrrl

    They're self-grilling!

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    2 points VastFaithlessness809

    Instant-done

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    36 points Dayzed_Trader

    Honestly, I was expecting that.

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    11 points FactoryRejected

    Thanks for letting us know

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    2 points AMASissySlut76

    Not saying it's impossible. But it's so close to impossible I'd bet you smashing my third nut with a brick every day that it won't .

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    2 points PuzzleheadedLeader79

    Damnit what movie was that, I'm drawing a blank

    Edit : it's a short film. Six shooter. See it. The title is Six Shooter.Ā 

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    2 points abu_hajarr

    Won’t happen if there is not oxygen inside the cavity. It’s probably nearly pure methane I guess.

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    1 points N1T0_W1T0

    Holy moly

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    8 points Yeet_that_meep

    Holy cow

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    3 points suspicious_hyperlink

    Hole-y cow

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    1 points Andre_The_Average

    Terrorist unlock new bomb

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    1 points Legomatica69

    NEEEEEW ACHIEVEMENT!

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    1 points Solid-Hornet-224

    It's a flaming bag of poo, just missing a few steps.

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    1 points Select-Belt-ou812

    it's basically a poo gas bomb with extra steps! (apologies to morty)

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    1 points Joker_Jrock

    I would say this is unlikely as I assume the majority of gas in the cow is methane and for a natural gas explosion it needs to be in the range of 5-15% gas to air mixture.

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    2 points VastFaithlessness809

    Shhht. After youtubes exploding whale compilation we now need an exploding cow compilation

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  • 131 points Unterwegs_Zuhause

    Cow is like: Hey man, whatcha doing there? Oh just lighting me on fire. Well, alright then.

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    46 points Crowd0Control

    The relief has to supercede any concern.Ā 

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    14 points Spacecommander5

    The flame is just to show you the speed of the gas expulsion. It doesn’t benefit the cow

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    14 points BigDankEnergy420

    Is it possibly used to help (literally) burn off the methane?

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    9 points Spacecommander5

    Other comments from people who’ve done this form work say ā€œnoā€ to that question. Also, you can hear the whistle of the gas flow before the gas is ignited. It’s not necessary from the other videos I’ve seen where they simply vent it. In fact this is the only one I’ve seen where they ignite it

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    1 points BoiahWatDaHellBoiah

    that would prolly hurt. i think it’s just neat

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    10 points imagine_midnight

    Wouldn't the tube alone relive all the gas?

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    8 points Spacecommander5

    Yes. The other person dint realize that the flame is to show us the speed of the gas expulsion, an doesn’t aide the expulsion

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    3 points Omeggon

    I mean, it's basically a giant cow fart... maybe it helps with the smell šŸ¤”

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    6 points Spacecommander5

    Burnt fart? Not sure…

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    2 points CallOnBen

    I kind of feel like you're all being a little unfair here. I read that as "the cow is feeling a lot of relief (which it is, regardless of the flame) so doesn't much care about the farmer setting the gas alight.

    Doesn't mean OC didn't realise the flame is for our benefit.

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    1 points Fantafans69

    It still safe to burn it tho?

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points Crowd0Control

    It's currently going from in to out. There's still more gas/pressure.Ā 

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    1 points Jamies_verve

    What would happen if the flame went down the tube and lit inside?

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    5 points Automatic_Turn_5878

    Hamburger

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  • 52 points Knockamichi

    Have they ever tried connecting tubes to all of the cows and use them to power a generator or something?

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    22 points ElephantitisBalls

    Some places do collect the methane, yes. You can search for images on Google. It's pretty cool

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    13 points BigBadBen91x

    Hell yeah, like The Matrix human powered cell systems, but with cows

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    9 points ohnodamo

    You mean like the The Steaktrix?

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    10 points Mark-Green

    the mootrix

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    3 points Spacecommander5

    Nice save

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    3 points Legomatica69

    You stole my line. Take your stupid upvote.

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    3 points Select-Belt-ou812

    ngl, mootrix was kinda better anyway

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    3 points EveryRozeHasItsThrnz

    you mean like........ THE MATRIX

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    3 points CAFritoBandito

    That’s so bad šŸ˜†

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    6 points Knockamichi

    Nah im envisioning tubes leading up like bumper cars and they live on a beautiful garden where they interact and live long free happy lives.

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    2 points CAFritoBandito

    Then one cow wakes up and realizes he’s being harvested for resources so there upon sets out to become the cow we know today from the movie ā€œKung Pow.ā€

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    1 points AwesomeMacCoolname

    Cows With Guns.

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    2 points Full_Razzmatazz_6746

    There are companies out there doing exactly that. Clean energy fuels then sells this methane gas commercially

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    1 points Maleficent_Ideal_700

    Its not steady energy enough

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    3 points Knockamichi

    What about a 100 cow power generator?

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    1 points Maleficent_Ideal_700

    Just if you could replace one after the other with the same calculated energy upanddowns

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  • 40 points Yolatraiba1

    Totally gaslighting that cow.... Ok, I'll show myself out.

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  • 27 points Life-Oil-7226

    I can smell that flame from here

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    7 points MadMax6914

    That's what I was thinking, I bet that stuff smells horrible.

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    17 points Kazuka13

    Fun fact methane itself has no odor it's the other bacteria that cause it.

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    11 points MadMax6914

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  • 20 points Opposite_Bus1878

    FYI folks, the trocar is already venting the gas. You don't need to set it on fire. That's just a visualizer to show why it needed venting.

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    9 points Pretend_Fly_5573

    Honestly I'd still want to burn it off. That space looks pretty enclosed and really that's no small amount of methane.

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    5 points whacking0756

    If it's that enclosed, now you have a bunch of CO2 to contend with

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    3 points Strict_Swimming_4288

    Yeah, but I can probably last without oxygen long enough to make it to the door if I'm getting woozy, probably can't walk off a barn burner of a methane explosion (yes pun intended.)

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    5 points turtstar

    Hypoxia is a dangerous thing, many people become so inhibited by it so quickly that they don't even realize they're oxygen starved

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    2 points Opposite_Bus1878

    I too enjoy creating sparks near gas leaks in confined spaces.

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  • 21 points wan-ku

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    12 points Shrek1982

    Gifs you can hear. Wow.

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    1 points swingsurfer

    What is this from?

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    2 points wan-ku

    the prodigy - firestarter

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    1 points swingsurfer

    Thank you

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  • 28 points SubstantialCycle356

    Better burning it off than allowing it to accumulate.

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    7 points Suitable_Noise778

    Methane is a more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide so converting it to CO2 by burning reduces climate change.

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    3 points dum_spir0_sper0

    See, we just need to Mad Max the hell out of our cows and save the planet!

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    4 points Spacecommander5

    The flame is just to show you the speed of the gas expulsion. It doesn’t benefit the cow and doesn’t aid the expulsion

    Edit: corrected spelling

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    2 points AwesomeMacCoolname

    *aid

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    1 points Spacecommander5

    Ahh yes thank you

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  • 9 points scriptingends

    Cowtorch

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  • 7 points Moist-Carpet888

    Cow gets to have a little warmer room and less bloated. I see this as an absolute win

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  • 7 points Too-Em

    Friend: Check this out, grabs a lighter and some hair spray. *woosh*
    Farmer: Grabs Bessy, says, "hold my beer" and takes the lighter.

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  • 5 points Own-Position-5800

    Wtf am I looking at here?

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    11 points Opposite_Bus1878

    when cows have digestive issues it can cause bloating from gases getting trapped and not being able to escape. farmers will basically poke a hole in the cow to let the air out, as silly as it sounds. farmer/ farm hand is lighting the escaping gas to show the depressurization of the methane

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    3 points Own-Position-5800

    Thanks.

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    2 points Skull-mean-e-Duggs

    Dang, I’m assuming it’s all good to poke that hole? Like any infections to worry about or what not?

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    2 points Opposite_Bus1878

    I've never personally done it but I do think there are some infection risks, would need to disinfect it

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    2 points RNG_Svet

    The cows rumen is bloating up with trapped gasses, so this guy basically makes an incision, and puts a small tube into the rumen, allowing the gasses to escape. He lights the gas coming out so he can gauge how much gas is coming out/how much is left.

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  • 4 points dinkybob36

    It's all fun and games until the cow kicks in the afterburners and lays a pair of mk82's on your bunker.

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  • 4 points ApprehensiveTop4219

    I forgot about cow mounted flamethrower, it's been at least a month since it was Posted on reddit

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    1 points CAFritoBandito

    The undercarriage needs replacement so why not šŸ˜†

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  • 5 points EmeraldBison

    Reminds me of that scene in Six Shooter: https://youtu.be/k9owvd2dD7U?si=grlzXChxd5a85fJ9

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    1 points PuzzleheadedLeader79

    Fuckin thank you. I was having so much trouble remembering this.

    See everything by this director.Ā  His works with Brendan Gleeson really shineĀ 

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  • 4 points Small_Tax_9432

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  • 3 points Pure_Frosting_981

    Honestly, there are days I wish I could do this. I mean, I guess I could, but don’t care to burn the undercarriage.

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  • 3 points alkem10

    I thought they stopped making the gas powered cows years ago

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  • 3 points tits_4_harambe

    Use a flame arrester to prevent beef blow back

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    1 points therocketsalad

    blow beef, they call it

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  • 2 points Additional_Fruit931

    Literally a shitty blowtorch

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  • 2 points la_pomme_de_terre

    This is basically how the jet propulsion lab is established.

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  • 2 points LunarEklipze

    I used to laugh when people would say that cows were the reason for global warming, but now...

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    2 points Select-Belt-ou812

    yep. it's true, they're arguably the #1 emitter in many localized places

    especially since pure methane is waaay more potent greenhouse gas than co2, that's why it's flared off, the burning in this specific case actually *reduces* gas potency

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  • 2 points RoidRidley

    What the hell is happening here?

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    1 points Psychological_Web687

    Methane

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    1 points RoidRidley

    Why is there a tube in the cow?

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    1 points Psychological_Web687

    To let the methane out.

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    1 points RoidRidley

    Oh, poor thing :(. Hopefully feels better after that. Thank you for your response.

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  • 1 points Capable_Wonder_6636

    HEY! Stop messin with me methane, dude!!

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  • 1 points Successful-Luck-5459

    If the gas is not vented, would the cow blow up?

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    6 points RNG_Svet

    It would die, the rumen would bloat enough for it to put alot of pressure on the lungs and heart. Basically either suffocating it or giving it a heart attack.

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    3 points Opposite_Bus1878

    nah, the inflation starts to squeeze/block off vital organs like the lungs and heart. they'll stop breathing before they pop

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  • 1 points Rhawk187

    Are the flames just for fun, or to tell when it's done, or does it increase the exit pressure somehow?

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    1 points Opposite_Bus1878

    visualization. gas is coming out through the trocar either way

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    1 points RNG_Svet

    Its used to be an indicator of how much gas is left, while also burning off some of the dangerous green house gasses that might not be safe if youre in an enclosed space.

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  • 1 points ResponsibilityKey50

    Exploded you say? Bits of cow landed in the next parish?

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  • 1 points Far_Atmosphere_9513

    Just after a colonoscopy?

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  • 1 points ivikenn

    Why is the cow on fire?

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  • 1 points realrichieporter

    Cow, ā€œhey man! How you gonna embarrass me like that? My calves and my bulls are watching this!ā€

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  • 1 points monitorsoundguy

    This is udderly amazing. šŸ˜‰

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  • 1 points NocturneInfinitum

    All that wasted natural gas

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  • 1 points goofydad

    Nothing to see here, just a roasting beef

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  • 1 points RunandGun101

    Can the flame go back into the cow and blow up? Everybody knows if you do that with hairspray for instance, the flame will go into the can and blow up. No way my Dad just said that so I wouldn't try it.

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    1 points PuceTerror89

    No on both things. The speed and pressure of the gas from the cow and from hairspray would prevent this. However, anything can happen, so I wouldn’t try it.

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    1 points Select-Belt-ou812

    vastly unlikely but the chances are not completely zero

    explosion mostly used as discouragement, yes. but it helps if it somehow would have been us

    I did it anyway. deodorant spray was pretty wild, but berkebile 2+2 carburetor cleaner is absolutely fantastic, especially when you put on the red plastic tube

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  • 1 points Complete_Ad_3992

    The cow's facial expression is everything šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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  • 1 points Kastoook

    What a waste. I sure in future they will grow animals especially for fuel production.

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  • 1 points Realistic-Run8412

    Why though

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  • 1 points Itchynipspickletits

    Flamebroiled

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  • 1 points TheAmazingThundaCunt

    Hypothetically, could you hook that up to a gas burner and cook a steak on it for a 100% cow made meal?

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    1 points Phil95xD

    In theory, sure. But so you want to grill your meat on farts? I guess the taste would be.... "special". One bite is enough I guess.

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  • 1 points MrZmith77

    So are cows really bad for the environment?

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  • 1 points Letslust2

    We used to light our farts when we were teenagers

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  • 1 points MilkmanLeeroy

    NGL but this might be the life hack I need after eating a heavier than normal dinner.

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  • 1 points Endless_Patience3395

    If that cow explodes just think of all beef on ground.

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  • 1 points Ok-Position-3113

    Imagine to enter the flame inside .a huge explosion

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  • 1 points Fun_Capital_9113

    So a cow could've started The Chicago Fire

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  • 1 points NowThatsWhatICallSex

    Do you mind not lighting that cows gas hole on fire please and thanks

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  • 1 points Trick_Garage_8455

    Roast beef!

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  • 1 points Straight_Occasion571

    If you burn it, does it stink less, or more?

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  • 1 points LouisWu_

    This could help with our home heating costs and help the environment. I'm going to put a cow in every room.

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  • 1 points Artistic_Plate7403

    I'm waiting for the cow to explode šŸ’„

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  • 1 points J_Fidz

    Cows bleed fire?! So metal.

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  • 1 points natiusj

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  • 1 points LostSoul1206

    That's one way to heat the barn lol

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  • 1 points iolitm

    Does the fire ever enter inside and what happens? Pressure always pushes it out? Never the fire cooking the cow inside?

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  • 1 points DCINTERNATIONAL

    Medium rare, please

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  • 1 points Greencheezy

    That dude doesn't realize he's probably boiling the intestines of that cow wtf.

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  • 1 points abu_hajarr

    Imagine there’s oxygen inside the gas cavity of the cow and it just fucking explodes as soon as he lights it.

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  • 1 points celestino00

    Imagine it ignited through the tibe and the cow blew up 😭

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  • 1 points Artevyx

    one of the biggest causes of global warming.

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  • 1 points SkinnyBoB000

    thought the cow was gonna explode..

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  • 1 points LincolnHamishe

    Did that Cow eat Taco Bell earlier?

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  • 1 points Happy_life7227

    Silent but actually deadly. Lol

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  • 1 points Axolotlanwaerter

    Fuck humans

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  • 1 points Empty-Comment-5053

    I wonder what's the l.e.l for a cow

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  • 1 points raisedeyebrow4891

    It’s a dragon

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  • 1 points StormIbiscus

    What

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  • 1 points skabb0

    "Do ye wanna hear me joke 'bout the cow with trapped wind, like?"

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  • 1 points vat-terre-28

    Vous n’avez pas honte? EnfoirĆ© on va greffĆ© un tube dans le cul pour y injecter de la merde

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  • -3 points InvestigatorSharp596

    Everything about this is sad and disgustingĀ 

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    7 points RNG_Svet

    This would happen to cows even if they were left in the wild, foam builds up in the rumen trapping the gas, the gas WILL build up enough putting extreme pressure on the heart and lungs, and the cow will die.

    What you see here is a human saving an animal, not sure how you could have a problem with that.

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    2 points brispence

    You gonna finish eating that?

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    2 points [deleted]

    No one invited the vegan to the thread fyi

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  • 0 points NeoKingEndymion

    animal abuse assholes

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    1 points LincolnHamishe

    Quite the contrary

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    1 points NeoKingEndymion

    the cow will be killed for meat. animal abuse.

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  • -4 points hardhorseman00

    How many of the commentary have even touched a cow?

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    3 points GivesYouGrief

    Why?

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    -6 points hardhorseman00

    Because so many are clueless about cattle. Im surprised that the PETA LIBERALS are crying about it be in human.

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    4 points therocketsalad

    Show me one person here "crying about it be in human"

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    0 points hardhorseman00

    Im surprised they aren't. Let me mention Trump or ICE and im sure the liberals will come out.

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    2 points therocketsalad

    You must be surprised a lot

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    3 points Lizzy-Boredum

    Thats some serious manufactured Outrage you got there!!!

    I'm surprised that random SEXLESS REDDITORS are crying about other people crying..

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    1 points GivesYouGrief

    Dude everyone hates PETA including most liberals. Even most vegans hate them. That's the dumbest straw man.

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    1 points agasizzi

    My turn to over-generalize. Ā I’m astounded you were able to take time away from jerking it to your NRA card to type not one, but two posts. Ā See, it works both ways. Ā And as a liberal, I can’t stand PETA either

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    1 points TinyTitFetish

    r/boneappletea

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    2 points RNG_Svet

    Im a dairy farmer šŸ˜†

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