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  • 91 points guayax

    shitpostxiv:"goon on the current thing"

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    19 points Snark_x

    I thought that was badNSFW sub

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    8 points LizzieMiles

    the what sub

    I’m not surprised about there being a nsfw sub but why is it called basNSFW

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    11 points Snark_x

    It’s the modbeast sub

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    4 points LizzieMiles

    Ah.

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  • 72 points cadburydream

    This post is a psyop to keep you distracted from posting cropped tits

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    27 points Snark_x

    Shit you might have a point

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  • 27 points AkronOhAnon

    Somebody—quick!

    What would Urianger say!?

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    34 points Monk-Ey

    Too much

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    20 points RubFlatforMaxEffect

    "I did bethink me that perchance we should inquire further into this matter."

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    12 points Scribble35

    Thancred: "Agreed."

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    6 points RubFlatforMaxEffect

    Y'shtola: *nods*

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    3 points jparksup

    Hes so hot

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    1 points Enthusias_matic

    He's the wow shill posting on shitpostxiv about things that he thinks make it a bad game that are a final fantasy staples like machina, rock music for final bosses, Ronso etc.

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  • 235 points ExceedinglyOrdinary

    Pretending this sub is any different than the discussion sub is disingenuous. This sub is mostly thinly veiled doomposting these days

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    92 points Snark_x

    That reminds me, I gotta post more schizo bullshit to shake things up more often

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    50 points TWW34

    Eh. It's at least 40% thinly veiled goonposting. Every single "crop" post is just dominated by people pretending they're doing it ironically.

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    3 points NickSabansCreampie

    Whenever I see a crop post.

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    29 points FrostyNeckbeard

    This sub is like a tide. When shitposting about mainsub, discussioners migrate, thinking this sub agrees with them. Then after they complain long enough to annoy shitposters who then start making fun of them, they slink away as they get made fun of. Repeat cycle.

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    42 points DaveK142

    This sub is very different from the discussion sub

    We get the cropped NSFW from mainsub

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    14 points ForteEXE

    And you only get the source when I do it, because we have a lot of lazy low effort fucks here.

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    10 points DaveK142

    https://preview.redd.it/8bxo6a67k8cg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddfdb38ac3af5883f8369fe226f4862b4d922841

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    2 points Snark_x

    Based Chad

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    13 points nocolon

    None of these replies called you stupid, suggested you stop playing the game, and downvoted you seventy times, so I think this sub is slightly different.

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    11 points Acilen

    Oh shit are we getting ARR -2 and wave 2 legacy tats with the new dalamud drop?

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    16 points Wrong_Hour_1460

    Very unfair, it's also the only place with good Tyrant thirst in comments which automatically makes it top tier. 

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    10 points enixon

    Nah, here is less "always hate" and more "always whatever the opposite of the mainsub says".

    Now 9/10 times that's a distinction without difference true, but there was that odd bit of time at Dawntrail's launch when people were dooming on mainsub over it so people here were defending it. It wasn't until the mainsub chilled out some that here settled into the "Wuk Lamat burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses" mentality

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    3 points DranDran

    Ill be honest, anyone thingking mainsub blindly praises the game clearly doesnt read mainsub much. All three subs have been shitting on the game especially since DT. The only difference between the subs is the amount of doomposting. And titcrops.

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    5 points dealornodealbanker

    I find the shitpost sub is the most clear-eyed of the trio when it comes to the unspoken realities of this game, they just obfuscate it through memes and shitposts. The crop posts is the delicious hors d'oeurves for just showing up.

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    5 points 8-Brit

    When DT came out this was probably the most level headed sub.

    Even mainsub was on fire and they had to temp ban threads on Wuk Lamat because people would not stop bitching about her 24/7. Even unrelated threads would get hijacked to rant about her, it honestly made the other two subs look sane.

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    4 points Zagden

    Also mainsub generally feels like DT MSQ was at least a considerable step down from ShB and EW. Most who like DT cite the dungeons and raids and extra content compared to EW.

    The people who think Dawntrail MSQ is not only good, but the best expansion yet, and see Wuk Lamat's writing as flawless and you're transmisogynistic / a bigot if you think otherwise, tend to be on Twitter, Bsky and Tumblr. Mainsub is more optimistic and even-keeled than ffxivdiscussion.

    ShitpostXIV is usually being contrarian to whatever is popular on FFXIV, whether it's shitting on the game when mainsub is happy or fellating the game when mainsub is angry. Until recently. I think most people don't care anymore and are just waiting for FanFest

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    1 points brimuurr

    True, we haven't had a Holestones post in a good minute.

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    -2 points million_dollar_wumao

    Main sub moved in here last year because they couldn't spam mod beast posts when mare got taken down. Actual third world invasion.

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  • 18 points MarshmallowMina

    https://preview.redd.it/3yn11fpyr7cg1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33465ed5ca51b7eddcd97a7a8046c47adaf49767

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    9 points RubFlatforMaxEffect

    https://preview.redd.it/dlciha07b8cg1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b048069c36074dd32965de199ccf3249d522b5c

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    1 points Ike98

    That would be durotan's estinien's crotch

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  • 12 points MacroAlgalFagasaurus

    Never let the opps win.

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  • 12 points ikmkr

    this is why i opt for secret option 4: ignore everything

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    9 points Snark_x

    Y’shtola is that you?

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  • 10 points Curious_Ad_1513

    TIL main sub supports things other than booba/ass/feet OC art and luke-warm takes.

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  • 6 points CryptoHighwind

    But one thing unites all three subs

    Mental Instability

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  • 10 points A_small_Chicken

    I remember during DT release mainsub and discussion were both shitting on DT. Meanwhile this sub was unironically glazing it.

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    7 points CopainChevalier

    Most in this sub were shitting on it. It was just normies that found this sub and realized it didn't have as tight moderation and wanted to be "meta" by shitting on everyone.

    The type of person that actually thinks they're clever when they go "I just said ugly men don't like the game, you shouldn't be offended if you're not ugly"

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  • 3 points Annahra

    And all three think they're the one being profound.

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  • 3 points Patient-Count-3959

    Estinien is my spirit animal here, and its not applying only to ff

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  • 3 points otsukarerice

    CROPPA

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  • 3 points wggn

    talesfromdf:

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    7 points ForteEXE

    Just rename that sub to XIV creative writing or something.

    Or whatever we call it when somebody gets pissy in a dungeon then comes and looks for upvotes here. That sub lost its purpose back during mid/late ShB and it shows.

    Apparently that guy getting banned by Square over Tales posting didn't spook people enough to cut the shit.

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    1 points Snark_x

    w h o

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    4 points Favna

    Not sure if serious but they're talking about r/talesfromdf which is just people posting about other morons they met through duty finder. Truly some choice words being slung around there.

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    11 points CopainChevalier

    I stopped going to Tales of DF when I realized half the shit they posted was just stuff they start and then crop to look like someone else being bad.

    Or when they purposely don't show the whole story. Like back in SHB when some guy was posting about a Samurai not LBing and wiping the group on E2 to enrage, but then the guy found the thread and comes in with the logs showing that everyone else was dying like 3+ times a pull and he died 0. He was the only non grey and he was like a 98 lmao.

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  • 3 points rekku-za

    Why is blue alisaie flipped

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    1 points Snark_x

    Blue Alisaie flipped a long time ago

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  • 3 points Competitive-Air356

    eistinien is literally me

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  • 3 points _zepar

    yall acting like estinien wasnt the easiest target of a psyop

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  • 3 points BossmanVT

    Nah shitpostxiv is just zoomed in pics of fanart

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  • 1 points IndorilNerevar475

    I haven't played the game in a while and I never got to current content can someone give me a rundown of everything that had ever happened ever in the history of this game? Thank you in advance

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  • 1 points EvilFutaQueen

    Shitpost XIV really is the best of the 3.

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  • 1 points Skeletonized_Man

    I don't think Estinien would say that, he'd rather travel somewhere and do push ups

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