Then fix the servers!!
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  • 1 points zztoluca

    People gonna say this is fake...

    Its signed by Naoki YoshiPee

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  • 239 points Effective_External89

    Can confirm, our OT told us to wait while he booted mudfish and all we heard through the mic was "please look forward to it" and four gunshots.

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    68 points EdgyTeenagerMusic

    JP servers so good Yoshi P can triple weave

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    18 points Zarathustra389

    He switched to machinist to properly deal with the American

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  • 311 points dealornodealbanker

    Thank goodness it's regarding VPN usage, and not about my mods that gives Vamp Fatale huge jigglers and turns Tyrant into a DILF.

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    150 points ellobouk

    turns him into a dilf? My sibling in Zodiark he already is

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    44 points dealornodealbanker

    I simply enhanced it further to make it more accommodating to my preferences.

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    20 points Wrong_Hour_1460

    What is there even to change about him?????

    (Please tell me in case it makes me goon harder)

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    41 points dealornodealbanker

    Nothing too extreme.

    I simply dressed him up a bit with some body sweat texture on his chest, neck, and arms, gave him a bulge to imply he's packing a hog down there, put some lavender purple lipstick marks on his pecs, light bite and fingernail marks on the trapezius, and finished off with hickey marks on his neck to imply my femezen got it good before the match started. The standard for me of course.

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    15 points Glittering_Nerve_648

    It would be so funny if you sent me a pic. Just for jokes. Not for drooling over the DILF. Definitely not. Respectfully. 👀👀👀

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    2 points Wrong_Hour_1460

    Nice. 

    His English voice is so mid for his looks tho, that's sad. 

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    18 points Mrwombatspants

    He's not a dilf yet but I can make him one

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    12 points ikmkr

    he’s no older than 20, if he’s a dilf, i’m dying of old age

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    6 points dadudeodoom

    technically that's old enough if you're being very literal...

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    3 points ikmkr

    cursed thought ty

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    4 points Black-Mettle

    The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural

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    29 points Grand-Board-34

    Vamp Fatale was perfect why would you do such a thing? Please tell me what mod you used so I can tell the creator to never mess with my wife ever again.

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    11 points RubFlatforMaxEffect

    someone posted one of her being barefoot and most of her attacks just being the same stomp animation XD

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    5 points Taykitty-Gaming

    Wow that's crazy, you better link them so I can make sure to never see them again.

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    3 points ZeronagaVII

    Please make it the close up cutscene of Tyrant Bulge big and Jiggling.

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    5 points PolarisVega

    But Vamp Fatale already has sizeable jigglers for an Elezen.. she doesn't need a mod.

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    2 points DragonEmperor

    You could have used any word and you chose Jigglers?

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    1 points Unrealist99

    Vamp Fatale huge jigglers

    Explain. Which mod is this. Give me the link so i can block it from my pc

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  • 129 points ThatVarkYouKnow

    Almost fucking had me

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  • 161 points Zarathustra389

    Jfc thought it was real until the last paragraph.

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    14 points RyujiShiryu

    Same. That final phrase gives it away lol

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  • 80 points fbi_throwaway-983

    I forgot to check the sub this was posted to. Beautiful bait, friend.

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  • 271 points llStonesll

    https://preview.redd.it/1ancpbjk56cg1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=e60816ca467f31bde374a7c1be820960fd69ebac

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    0 points dadudeodoom

    Who would lie on the internet though???

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  • 76 points Enough_Reflection175

    https://preview.redd.it/zr4o0f7s56cg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9debf4d9e323338452bd62ad27340268defcdeb3

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  • 22 points iorveth1271

    Y'know, I could almost believe them saying that until that last sentence...

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  • 18 points Negative_Wrongdoer17

    https://preview.redd.it/cr34b9wdd6cg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b433aacdd2985ecc5c5bf36ceb2381947dcd99e4

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  • 45 points Valashv2

    Just cut the end part and you can post it in the main sub and you'll have youtubers making vids about it and spread more misinformation.

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    29 points EV_4_life

    Some dipshit DID post it in the main sub.

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    8 points -CubanPete-

    omfg who?!

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    2 points SpoopySara

    🤭

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    3 points G00b3rb0y

    https://preview.redd.it/e94c68zrw8cg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2457a52318603fbf13f134d22b60d4e8996b5539

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    5 points Grand-Board-34

    I still want the ffxiv community to do what the No Man's Sky one did and post a detailed (but completely fake) guide or something, upvote and hype it to hell, and watch as the lazy gaming journalist websites repost it.

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    3 points G00b3rb0y

    Pretty sure it was the Destiny game community that started that whole trend. The one thing about that community i am proud of (apart from exposing weights on perk drops)

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  • 11 points Theghostofamagpie

    Me reading YoshiPee - Ohhhh okay it's... I get it.

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  • 11 points Walkingdrops

    Holy shit I have to admit seeing the community meltdown if this were real would make it almost worth it.

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    5 points unixtreme

    But my lovely SEA people would be in shambles.

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  • 30 points Newtype879

    Imagine if the constant DDOS attacks were actually just caused by people using VPN while playing and the servers not being and to handle it.

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    6 points dadudeodoom

    Somehow Square could manage that, even if it shouldn't function that way.

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    4 points NefariousnessLong734

    After the first few ddos, so many brought up the VPN they used and how they didn't get disconnected. Had me think, maybe they (the company for the VPN) is behind it as a way to have their customers promote theirs, even if it free (the one I was seeing named like 20 times yesterday).

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    2 points GreenTeaRocks

    That makes zero sense if you know anything at all about how the internet works lol

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    40 points AnInfiniteArc

    They said imagine it. You’re not very good at this.

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    -31 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    6 points TheBananaHamook

    When he’s unable to imagine things 😔

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    5 points Particular-Series654

    I wouldn't be trying to flex your intelligence if you can't even pick up on the fact that the original comment is stating how outrageous that claim would be, because it doesn't make any sense.

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    6 points juanperes93

    "Square's spagueti code is so bad a US West coast player joining from the East coast bricks the servers."

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    3 points Newtype879

    Wait, you mean my saying "imagine if..." has as much chance of being real as the original posted image? (/s, in case it's not obvious.)

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  • 21 points gothicshark

    fudge yammit, I was in full panic mode looking on the Main site for this post so I could share it to myy partner because we both use VPNs as we are in the UK and well we're over 18. Next time I'll make sure of which r/ it is.

    OP you got me, you got me good.

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  • 9 points ElfRespecter

    10/10. I havent going 0-100 like that in a while.

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  • 9 points RubFlatforMaxEffect

    https://preview.redd.it/751ihtjd37cg1.png?width=1186&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dc2cd77710d5bed650ebf6743837d146e3c0980

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  • 6 points Strawberrycocoa

    I confess, I fell for it until paragraph 4.

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  • 5 points CripplingTanxiety

    Speaking as a gayjin myself, I’m onto you Yoshida.

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  • 12 points Copper1233

    I nearly burst a blood vessel reading this. Was about to start bitching like crazy in discord. Glad I read the comment section first.

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  • 9 points Nahkyur

    I don't have any issues, but I'm reading all these posts... Is this in the US only? I'm from germany.

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    34 points -CubanPete-

    North American servers get lit on fire regularly to sacrifice for the glory of JP raiders.

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    13 points Nahkyur

    Ohh I see. Happy it doesn't affect me then, of course sucks for all of you. Hope they'll git it fixed soon

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    10 points Ill_Ad5893

    Yeah, a data node that links to the main servers in the US keep getting hit with ddos attacks. And the only solution, although not full proof, is to use a VPN

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    4 points -CubanPete-

    I’ve been using exitlag, I have had less issue… but the ppl I play with in duty or static don’t. So yeah.

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    3 points 404-Soul_Not_Found

    Tell them to try Cloud Flare Warp. Its free and its been helping me for the most part. Again, not perfect but better. I've been debating trying exitlag to see if I can't get even better, but I've also seen exitlag not be "perfect" either.

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  • 7 points RegretGeneral

    This is a really good fake post how do you guys make this?

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    38 points DaveK142

    If you right click on literally any webpage, you can inspect element, which shows you the code that makes the webpage. Then you can edit text so that it says whatever you want.

    https://preview.redd.it/6xb83lxbe6cg1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6a91ed52cb9361b83369ec76df7e055322fc265

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    4 points Gabemer

    If i had to guess they went to an actual notice on Google (or other browser) and used ctrl+shift+i to open the html for the page and edited it manually. That would be the most convincing way to do this sort of thing.

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  • 3 points Remarkable-Pin-8352

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  • 3 points Isturma

    I couldn't say this in the main fucking shitsub, but thank god he cheered on the fucking JP team while the US servers are running like dogshit BECAUSE of the JP interchange network.

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  • 3 points OJHogger

    I didn't realize I had stumbled into this sub, I almost fucking shared this to a friend thinking it was real my god

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    5 points -CubanPete-

    share it anyways

    Do it, you won't.

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  • 3 points Zulera301

    Had me in the first half not gonna lie. 

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    1 points baalfrog

    Same! Then I went to ckeck on lodestone, realised its not real (was semi disappointed) and then came back to finish. It was awesome!

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  • 4 points IrksomFlotsom

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  • 2 points Blonde_Ambition_4341

    RIP Lalafell.

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  • 2 points OnTillMidnight

    The way that you couldn’t install the game -without- a VPN here in Australia back when I started

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  • 2 points Swiftgrasseater

    I recently had a 3 day suspension because my account got flagged. I run virtual machines and have my own VPN on my router. Their reasoning was: multiple differing IP address detected.

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  • 3 points CryptoHighwind

    Had to check the sub, bravo 👏🏼👏🏼

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  • 4 points va_wanderer

    It's not the servers. It's a single telecom node, which is why VPNs and stuff like Clouldflare Warp that don't route through it prevent you from getting dumped.

    It's not the servers. If it was, JP and EU servers would be screwed too. One vulnerable node, probably in Sacramento.

    It IS the Japanese telecom company running that node.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 0 points GloomyAd3582

    Can we not post fake news post about the game.

    Seriously

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    3 points NefariousnessLong734

    It's a shit post though, not exactly a "news" post.

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    1 points GloomyAd3582

    Yeah, people see that and look everywhere if the post is true and waste their time trying to validate if the information is actually true. Especially since the date used it a couple of days ago.

    Other will take that as the truth and will spew this everywhere on all the subs, discord and ingame.

    Here you cannot use the counter argument of well it's a shit post cuz some of the mod of the other sub have gone crazy with banning people without reason and they now use this sub as ''normal sub'' with humour added to the post. Yeah, I was banned on FFXIV discussion on an older account for saying : '' I would have preferred green mage instead pictomancer''.

    Also the discourse of usage of third party is so extreme with some people that some player think discord is a third party app. So it is likely that it would be true. Using a sniffer to check what is going out of your network is considered a third party (that's how damage meter's work). Which is ludicrous cuz some people will always sniff their network because of the nature of things that are on their network (My job force me to). I need to keep track of what is going out in case there's a leak about something that should not be leaked. I end up sniffing the file from the game that leave my network by default and breaking TOS by default.

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  • -1 points shadowhunterxyz

    Hold on. Is this legit? Or a shit post I cannot tell with how anal square can be at times

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    5 points Xcpa9

    YoshiPee

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  • -13 points kajidourden

    So....don't use a VPN (which I get), but then the little jab at the end about JP servers seems a bit....tone-deaf?

    Edit: God dammit, I got got

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    15 points Salt_Lingonberry_282

    https://preview.redd.it/8e1ijet3b6cg1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab00cd04f03174b21595f242029000028701192b

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    14 points Local-Pet-FoxGirl

    Check the subreddit

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