The racist conception was that black people have superior muscles, but inferior intelligence, so they are suitable only for manual labour, not for leadership
That's why they seethe when a brown person is more educated or successful than them, to them surely it must be DEI or affirmative action as opposed to other factors that contribute to intelligence, such as diet, environment, mindset etc.
I would bet that while they have some Scandinavian and I dunno Mexican DNA (although it really does not work like this, but let's move on), it is not the largest percentage that they have. They just skipped the boring other stuff they could not mythologize.
It is a nasal helmet but I think the AI messed up the details especially with the nose protection part. It looks like a piece of leather attached to the metal, lol, when it should be all metal and not segmented there. It provides zero protection likes this.
No horns is actually correct, viking helmets did not have horns thst was invented for Opera to be more dramatic.
Yhere have also been found scribbled bark rune messages for gay booty calls from the viking age so maybe hes on his way to one of them hence the no armour?
No horns is actually correct, viking helmets did not have horns thst was invented for Opera to be more dramatic.
Yeah that's why I see that as a good thing in that picture.
Yhere have also been found scribbled bark rune messages for gay booty calls from the viking age so maybe hes on his way to one of them hence the no armour?
Ok I can see that. Good for him. And he has a shield. Protection is always important.
A very Mount and Blade look, I'd say. Some newbie spent all their money on a shitty helmet and a shield, but forgot to buy a weapon. Let's hope he has a horse somewhere, or it's gonna be a rough start.
Also if i'm correct these two cultures never met. Dude's greatgreat uncle was propably danish heritage and his brain just went "Herp, i'm a viking now"
Meanwhile more likely ancestors peasants from Scandinavia and peasants that were about to have their heart ripped out on pyramid if Spanish didnt appear.
Generation is period of aproximately 20-30 years which if 40 would fit with end of viking era.
Vikings were just Nordic pirates that did stuff from 8th to maybe 12th century.
Also robbing is very old profesion, robbing from boats is old as boats.
Its the "sea peoples" who were recorded by Egypt during bronze age collapse and those werent the first pirates ever, maybe first recorded.
I think the issue is here its a subreddit to make fun of americans and last time it was americans asking if they should start wearing horned helmet and raid monasteries because they have 2% icelandic on their scam website.
I, personally, will never understand the Seppo mind. Thankfully I can sit back and take the piss. The fact that they, almost to a man, have no idea what these “raiders” wore and even worse, can’t be arsed to find out how they really dressed is beyond comprehension.
And that the Aztecs were a tribe among many others 500 years ago, who happened to be the dominant one. I'm really curious as to how one can conclude they descend from them specifically.
I mean technically it was more of a lifestyle choice in some cases, because people forget that Vikings did a lot more than raid western european monasteries
The life-time Vikings left Scandinavia and raided/fought their whole lives, like the Varangians
Even Facebook was fun before our parents got on it. Used to have a blast with my friends posting dumb shit, then one day my (very religious, very conservative) aunt requested me. To me, that's the day the internet died.
Twas the exact opposite. Now, to lead a viking party, you'd need to be very well-off. Or to get, say, a sword. But a spear was pretty much a household item, so was an axe, and to show up when someone called for the brave/desperate/greedy was literally free. People went on looting and pillaging exactly for this end: to finally earn some damn money.
Always with the genetics stuff. Also didn't the vikings only go to northern parts of america? Wasn't Aztecs more of a central/south american tribe or am i remembering wrong.
Edit: I also know viking was a profession not a ethnicity, it's just easier to call the settlers vikings
Ignoring that Viking is a job title and not an ethnicity, someone could have Aztec and Scandinavian (or Irish. Yeah there were Irish Vikings!) ancestry. Easiest way I guess is to have one parent be of Mexican ancestry and one of Swedish or so ancestry.
Very few Mexicans actually have "Aztec" ancestry, most people descend from the specific indigenous groups of the region or state and the Aztec were actually not even than numerous to begin and mostly inhabited the very central parts of what is now Mexico in the valley that surrounds Mexico City, people from the Yucatan peninsula and the surrounding states descend from the Yucatec Maya, people from the Guatemala border descend from the Kiiche Maya, in Oaxaca they descend from the Zapotec, Mazateca and Mixtec peoples, in Michoacan from the Tarascos/Purepecha, in Northern Mexico from tribes like the Raraumuri or Yoreme.
Even in Central Mexico there were other non "aztec" native groups like the Otomi, Mazahua or Totonac.
Saying Aztec is like saying Germanic, it can mean the Mexica of Tenochtitlan who were the ones who got their "Aztec Empire" toppled by Cortes or it can mean the Nahua people (the actual name of their ethnic group) who were a nomadic group of people who came from what is now the US southwest and northern Mexico centuries or even millennia ago and settled in modern Central Mexico that includes other civilizations that preceded the Mexica like the Toltecs (though is debated if they were exclusively Nahua or rather than a Multi-Ethnic Empire) and modern people of the Nahua ethnic group, it can also be any of the 7 tribes of the myth of Aztlan (the Mexica which most would think of when they think of the word Aztec, the Xochimilca, the Acolhua who were the former masters of the Mexica before their rebellion and formation of their empire, the Tlahuica, the Tlaxcalteca who were sworn enemies of the Mexica and allied with Cortes and the Spanish Empire being basically the main colonial army, the Tepaneca and the Chalca).
But I doubt the gringo in question knows any of this.
He's not saying that one of his ancestors was a viking AND Aztec, tho. He could have a European descent father and an American descent mother, for example (or grand parents or w/e), no need for his (super far) ancestors to ever have met.
Oh yeah true! If I remember correctly, a legend stated that the Aztec gods commanded that the Capital of the Aztecs should be build at the place where an Eagle devours a snake ontop of a cactus. Which is also why That motive is placed on the Mexican flag!
The 'viking Aztec's stuff is bollocks but the initial question about genetics is fair. Genetics play a massive part in muscle/body building, but it's down to the individual genetics and nothing to do with ancestry like they are putting it.
From what we know, the vikings never went as far south as Mesoamerica or South America. IIRC there's been some speculation that they MAY, with a heavy emphasis on may, have sailed as far south as around the New York area. But there's no definite proof AFAIK.
I find it amazing that no Americans seem to be proud of being Americans, they all claim to be italian, irish, Scottish or from somewhere else they have never once been to.
Saw an article the other day where Martin Scorsese claimed to be 100% Italian, he was born in New York.
I saw a really good pic post where a dude was saying his uncle took a dna test and found out the family wasn’t Italian and his dad was freaking out screaming about how the uncle ruined his life and yelling in an “excessively Italian accent”
It’s wild how people make this stuff their whole personality but I guess everyone needs a “thing” or like “ identity”
How is the Viking gene different from any of nordic person?
Also why are you all so surprised finding out you have some "Viking" genes. Angles were relatives to Danes and they together with Saxons, Jutes and Dutch invaded Britain and settled there - creating 7 kimgdoms.
Few centuries later Danes conquered most of England and Saxons pushed them back. Eventually they have been swallowed by normans in 1066. And normans were again, descendants of local french and norse people who settled in normandy.
Centuries later UK invaded world basically. So it's kinda obvious that especially people coming directly from English based colonies have some % of genes coming from scandinavia.
(Ofc it's very simplified version. But if I would go into details I would need to write whole study lol)
Well, if your dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger, you naturally get strong asf, then your kids also get even stronger, and so after a few generations, you have fucking super insanely strong humans. That's obviously how it works. And we all know ALL Aztecs and vikings were buffed asf
At this point I'm starting to think that these DNA test companies have some sort of sidebet going on, about who can make their costumers believe the dumber shit. They have got to just put random ethnicities on there. That combination doesn't even make sense. The Vikings were only in the northern parts of america. Does this Idiot have any idea of how far inland the vikings would've had to go to reach the Aztechs in southern Mexico?
I love the “Viking blood stuff” because most of the people who lived in Scandinavia were not Viking’s. Viking isn’t a ethnicity or race it’s a job title lol would be like me as an English person saying I have “pirate blood”.
In The Land of High Fructose Corn Syrup, the warrior “physic” is pretty rare anyway. Ask the leaders of our Gestapo, who were sobbing into their brownshirts recently over their incel recruits’ absolute lack of physical fitness.
Ot appears they are under the impression that genes comes in continental blocks. Like, it looks like they think EVERY person in France got the same stock of genes, every people on the Mediterranium got the same stock of genes ans so on. Like that wouldn't be sign of a dangerous level of inbreeding and it would show in the fenotype of a person. They surely know nothing about genetics for being the single most eugenetic-fixated country on earth
Translation: I have 0.017% Spanish DNA and watched 5 minutes of a Norwegian crime drama once..the subtitles irritated me, I'm also too stupid to use the correct last word, but love viking pastries with cawfeee..
So the usual DNA stupidity coupled with completely misunderstanding how the average person looked like in those times.
facepalm
"Genetics are super important, but unfortunately black people hoarded all the good muscle genes."
"They are still somehow the inferior race tho."
-some guy that looks like this, unironically.
The racist conception was that black people have superior muscles, but inferior intelligence, so they are suitable only for manual labour, not for leadership
It's well known that the ancient Greeks believed stupid people have big muscles and massive cocks.
I know this because I'm a pretty intelligent guy!
Small dicks were signs of elegance and intelligence, and a higher standing in general
I want to shake the hand of the one micro-dicked dude who started that. Well played.
Can you please help me explain this to my wife, she doesn't seem to agree that it's a good thing
That's why they seethe when a brown person is more educated or successful than them, to them surely it must be DEI or affirmative action as opposed to other factors that contribute to intelligence, such as diet, environment, mindset etc.
Who feels more like a DEI? President Trump, or former president Obama?
Only a MAGA fanatic will get that question wrong.
Yes, imagine a black man flying a plane. There's no way that's safe, right Charlie?...Charlie?...Why so quiet? Cat got your tongue?
Cat got his neck
I was elected to lead, not to read.
Yes that's why a white quarterback is brilliant, while a black quarterback is talented.
Aztec peasant and viking slave
I would bet that while they have some Scandinavian and I dunno Mexican DNA (although it really does not work like this, but let's move on), it is not the largest percentage that they have. They just skipped the boring other stuff they could not mythologize.
Or how real warriors in general look, and what the difference to a body builder is.
Hey at least the ai did not give the viking à horned helmet
It is a nasal helmet but I think the AI messed up the details especially with the nose protection part. It looks like a piece of leather attached to the metal, lol, when it should be all metal and not segmented there. It provides zero protection likes this.
And AI. Cause why not use AI to push your misunderstanding of history?
I have just realized that AI decided that the nose protection part of the nasal helmet should be a flimsy little leather strap attached to the metal.
Yeah, that totally works.
/s
No you don't understand, the average person from the nordics looked like prime Arnold Schwarzenegger
And additionally coupled with an lack of understanding of genetics, or the biology of muscle growth
Or any other time for that matter.
But but in the movies......
Probably specifically instructed the AI to make them muscular
"Computer, is there anyway to generate a nude viking?"
Nude Tayne Appears
Now Tayne I can get into.
The "Aztec" guy seems to have abs everywhere. Never knew shoulder abs were a thing
To improve their fizzik
Viking was a profession not a damn ethnicity
It's like saying "My DNA is 30% urologist" ;)
Should my finger be longer than usual?
That's proctologist genetics
sounds like you haven't been seeing the FUN urologists
Nice flair lol. Gave this Derryman a chuckle
If you do prostrate examinations, then yes it should be…..
I mean, the AI slop image they posted is certainly made of piss
I am trying (and often failing) to be more positiv these days so....
The helmet has no horns. That's not to bad.
Ignore the sound of me trying REALY hard to ignore the lack of proper armor on a "Viking".
I like that you not already take issue with the lack of bloody clothing to begin with. You are more generous than i am.
No horns is actually correct, viking helmets did not have horns thst was invented for Opera to be more dramatic.
Yhere have also been found scribbled bark rune messages for gay booty calls from the viking age so maybe hes on his way to one of them hence the no armour?
Yeah that's why I see that as a good thing in that picture.
Ok I can see that. Good for him. And he has a shield. Protection is always important.
Said Mr Durex.
That "Viking" has a very Skyrim look to him
A very Mount and Blade look, I'd say. Some newbie spent all their money on a shitty helmet and a shield, but forgot to buy a weapon. Let's hope he has a horse somewhere, or it's gonna be a rough start.
That DNA takes the piss
It's not unreasonable if you live in an area that was subject to heavy raiding or occupation.
Just quite horrific if you think about that too much
Also if i'm correct these two cultures never met. Dude's greatgreat uncle was propably danish heritage and his brain just went "Herp, i'm a viking now"
I'm guessing he has "Scandinavian" and indigenous Mexican parents but I dunno
The Aztecs were not the only natives in Mexico.
So even that dosen't narrow things down much, he could have easly descended from another ethnic group.
We're talking about a group of people that often thinks Europe is a country, I'm not confident they would be able to distinguish such details
My ethnicity is 40 generations removed pirate...
Meanwhile more likely ancestors peasants from Scandinavia and peasants that were about to have their heart ripped out on pyramid if Spanish didnt appear.
Im not great at math, but i do belive 40 generations is more than 1000 year,
I did not know there were pirates that long ago
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates when he was young. Pirateering is as old as boats as a profession.
yes, i see that now, thank you :D
Generation is period of aproximately 20-30 years which if 40 would fit with end of viking era. Vikings were just Nordic pirates that did stuff from 8th to maybe 12th century.
Also robbing is very old profesion, robbing from boats is old as boats. Its the "sea peoples" who were recorded by Egypt during bronze age collapse and those werent the first pirates ever, maybe first recorded.
Whaaat? No I’m totally convinced that pirates are an own ethnicity too
arr matey I'm 47% pirate
Well I’m sure I have a ethnicity of Caribbean Pirates, Barbary-Maltese Corsairs and Wakō. Source: trust me bro
Yu should get a 23 & Smee done!
You deserve FAR more credit for this comment.
award (I don't know how this works)
I'm the heir apparent to both Ragnar Lothbrok and Robert the Bruce, witness me or whatever.
$20 says our Aztec Viking works at fucking McDonald's.
9 & 7/6ths myself
Arg,Keep ye hands off me booty.
Arrrr, don’t be like that. Gimme ye blunderbussy
yeah, but unfortuantely the majority doesnt know the term "Norseman" which also named the "Normandy"
Some American would probably say "My Viking ancestors stormed Normandy with the power of Thor"
"I'm descendant from Rollo and Moctezuma from my dad side and William Walkace from my mom."
HEY! Last time I said that I was downvoted to oblivion.. no fair.
Also I asked if they are from the US if they had any cowboy DNA... they didn't get it.
I’m sorry you were downvoted last time, I have upvoted you to make you feel better. 😁
I think the issue is here its a subreddit to make fun of americans and last time it was americans asking if they should start wearing horned helmet and raid monasteries because they have 2% icelandic on their scam website.
I do feel better. Thanks
I, personally, will never understand the Seppo mind. Thankfully I can sit back and take the piss. The fact that they, almost to a man, have no idea what these “raiders” wore and even worse, can’t be arsed to find out how they really dressed is beyond comprehension.
Have a nice day and keep up the fight!!
And that the Aztecs were a tribe among many others 500 years ago, who happened to be the dominant one. I'm really curious as to how one can conclude they descend from them specifically.
Not even a year-round one either. You went a-viking during the off-months when other means of profit slowed down.
Not even a full time profession. More like a seasonal hobby
I mean technically it was more of a lifestyle choice in some cases, because people forget that Vikings did a lot more than raid western european monasteries
The life-time Vikings left Scandinavia and raided/fought their whole lives, like the Varangians
Yeah, just like saying "pirates"
Also, weren't they called vikingers ?
woah let's not throw around slurs!!!
The “er” in the end indicates it’s plural. So it either “vikings” or “vikinger”
Single form is “viking”
Ai has made the internet so much worse
It gave the internet the ability to replicate human stupidity but faster and without prompting.
I miss pre-Facebook internet.
Even Facebook was fun before our parents got on it. Used to have a blast with my friends posting dumb shit, then one day my (very religious, very conservative) aunt requested me. To me, that's the day the internet died.
I can tell this is Perplexity based on the style
I've "caught" so may people with "you used [this app] to get that image, right?"
Them being shocked by my mostly correct guesses is the only joy I have in this cold unreal world
Americans sure are happy about giving their dna to companies to do god knows what with it in order the claim they are 0,2% “Viking”
I doubt his ancestors were vikings. They were most likely farmers, whatever the old term for an ancient lumberjack was called, or maybe a thrall.
Tømmerhogger, you’re welcome!! 😁
"Jeg er en tømmerhogger og jeg er OK, jeg sover hele natten og jeg arbeider heile dagn."
Jeg feler trær, bruker høye hæler, seler og BH. Jeg skulle ønske jeg hadde vært en jente akkurat som min kjære mamma!
"Bonde" is the right word. Origin of husband, from "husbond". Litteral translation house farmer
Well vikings were probably also farmers
I mean of you had the money to go be a Viking you were probably nobility, or very well off.
Twas the exact opposite. Now, to lead a viking party, you'd need to be very well-off. Or to get, say, a sword. But a spear was pretty much a household item, so was an axe, and to show up when someone called for the brave/desperate/greedy was literally free. People went on looting and pillaging exactly for this end: to finally earn some damn money.
Also it was a profession so it would have zero effect on DNA.
Hahahahahahaahaha this guy must be conceived in age of empires
Conceived by union of dog and aardvark. With apologies to dogs and aardvarks of course!
Always with the genetics stuff. Also didn't the vikings only go to northern parts of america? Wasn't Aztecs more of a central/south american tribe or am i remembering wrong.
Edit: I also know viking was a profession not a ethnicity, it's just easier to call the settlers vikings
Nu får man ju skämmas över vårt utbildningssystem
Man skulle tro de fikk fjernet hjernen ved fødselen.
Min eller OOP? Jag hoppas Oop :D (Sorry for bad swedish, it never stuck with me even though it's taught in school)
Det er Norsk, det er til at læse og forstå. Svensk er nogle vrøvl.
It’s Norwegian, but thanks anyway!!
And OOP of course!!
Du har ret. De er ikke kloge.
Ignoring that Viking is a job title and not an ethnicity, someone could have Aztec and Scandinavian (or Irish. Yeah there were Irish Vikings!) ancestry. Easiest way I guess is to have one parent be of Mexican ancestry and one of Swedish or so ancestry.
Not that this is in any way really relevant.
Very few Mexicans actually have "Aztec" ancestry, most people descend from the specific indigenous groups of the region or state and the Aztec were actually not even than numerous to begin and mostly inhabited the very central parts of what is now Mexico in the valley that surrounds Mexico City, people from the Yucatan peninsula and the surrounding states descend from the Yucatec Maya, people from the Guatemala border descend from the Kiiche Maya, in Oaxaca they descend from the Zapotec, Mazateca and Mixtec peoples, in Michoacan from the Tarascos/Purepecha, in Northern Mexico from tribes like the Raraumuri or Yoreme.
Even in Central Mexico there were other non "aztec" native groups like the Otomi, Mazahua or Totonac.
Saying Aztec is like saying Germanic, it can mean the Mexica of Tenochtitlan who were the ones who got their "Aztec Empire" toppled by Cortes or it can mean the Nahua people (the actual name of their ethnic group) who were a nomadic group of people who came from what is now the US southwest and northern Mexico centuries or even millennia ago and settled in modern Central Mexico that includes other civilizations that preceded the Mexica like the Toltecs (though is debated if they were exclusively Nahua or rather than a Multi-Ethnic Empire) and modern people of the Nahua ethnic group, it can also be any of the 7 tribes of the myth of Aztlan (the Mexica which most would think of when they think of the word Aztec, the Xochimilca, the Acolhua who were the former masters of the Mexica before their rebellion and formation of their empire, the Tlahuica, the Tlaxcalteca who were sworn enemies of the Mexica and allied with Cortes and the Spanish Empire being basically the main colonial army, the Tepaneca and the Chalca).
But I doubt the gringo in question knows any of this.
He's not saying that one of his ancestors was a viking AND Aztec, tho. He could have a European descent father and an American descent mother, for example (or grand parents or w/e), no need for his (super far) ancestors to ever have met.
If I remember correctly, the Aztecs lived in southern Mexico
Mexico City is built on top of Tenochtitlan, the Mexica capital
Oh yeah true! If I remember correctly, a legend stated that the Aztec gods commanded that the Capital of the Aztecs should be build at the place where an Eagle devours a snake ontop of a cactus. Which is also why That motive is placed on the Mexican flag!
The 'viking Aztec's stuff is bollocks but the initial question about genetics is fair. Genetics play a massive part in muscle/body building, but it's down to the individual genetics and nothing to do with ancestry like they are putting it.
From what we know, the vikings never went as far south as Mesoamerica or South America. IIRC there's been some speculation that they MAY, with a heavy emphasis on may, have sailed as far south as around the New York area. But there's no definite proof AFAIK.
It’s possible to have both Scandinavian and indigenous heritage though…
I find it amazing that no Americans seem to be proud of being Americans, they all claim to be italian, irish, Scottish or from somewhere else they have never once been to.
Saw an article the other day where Martin Scorsese claimed to be 100% Italian, he was born in New York.
Because the only ethnicity that is just American is the one their ancestors genocided and stole the land from.
It's really not that surprising when you think about it
British did a lot of that too, so did the romans.
But noone else ever seems to claim to be a different nationality.
I saw a really good pic post where a dude was saying his uncle took a dna test and found out the family wasn’t Italian and his dad was freaking out screaming about how the uncle ruined his life and yelling in an “excessively Italian accent”
It’s wild how people make this stuff their whole personality but I guess everyone needs a “thing” or like “ identity”
Oh, they're definitely "proud." If proud means that they think being American is the base level of being considered human
Cool!
By the way, 156% of my ancestors are from the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation and 101% are unicorns – which is why I fart rainbows, of course.
So, I win!
https://preview.redd.it/au8x51bz907g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73b9af1e20453493f78b2b6405f9c45c3c2f2e7
Calling yourself "viking" is like calling yourself 50% knights Templar.
Translation:
His great great grandfather had a Scandinavian name and he once visited Mexico on spring break.
The AI slop picture is the cherry on top.
Shame on this person for not describing their ancestry as Swexican.
I guess Dexican and Norwican could also work, but Swexican really rolls off the tongue
Swexy!!
I’m too Swexy for my shirt
Whatever fake story he wants to tell himself. He still can't write a simple sentence in English:
I'm of Aztec and Viking descendant
LOL, imbecile 🤣
Also, "physique"
He can be a descendant of the idiots of the village at both sides.
How is the Viking gene different from any of nordic person?
Also why are you all so surprised finding out you have some "Viking" genes. Angles were relatives to Danes and they together with Saxons, Jutes and Dutch invaded Britain and settled there - creating 7 kimgdoms.
Few centuries later Danes conquered most of England and Saxons pushed them back. Eventually they have been swallowed by normans in 1066. And normans were again, descendants of local french and norse people who settled in normandy.
Centuries later UK invaded world basically. So it's kinda obvious that especially people coming directly from English based colonies have some % of genes coming from scandinavia.
(Ofc it's very simplified version. But if I would go into details I would need to write whole study lol)
Styrofoam Nordic
Pretty sure no matter how much those two screw, they're not making and descendants.
He's 100% the descendant of an idiot
Interesting. I'm of Atlantean and Hoplite descent /s
I figured I'd move to the US and start underwater spearfishing with a sarissa pike to be true to my roots 😄
For the record, vikings were not jacked withc 6-packs. They had the strongman physiqe, which looks kinda fat for the most people.
Hmm but AI told me their boats had gyms in them??
Well, if your dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger, you naturally get strong asf, then your kids also get even stronger, and so after a few generations, you have fucking super insanely strong humans. That's obviously how it works. And we all know ALL Aztecs and vikings were buffed asf
I don't think ICE would like such diverse background /s
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha these idiots…
Yeah, this one really had me side-eyeing so hard. It's also... really homoerotic. Like this is Tom of Finland AI slop version.
I'm pretty good at swimming.
It's genetics, my ancestors were fish.
At this point I'm starting to think that these DNA test companies have some sort of sidebet going on, about who can make their costumers believe the dumber shit. They have got to just put random ethnicities on there. That combination doesn't even make sense. The Vikings were only in the northern parts of america. Does this Idiot have any idea of how far inland the vikings would've had to go to reach the Aztechs in southern Mexico?
You have no way to trace your ancestry for that far back.
And that statement is basically the same as that woman we made a surgery for her nose for her children to inherit that trait.
Yup, that’s an american right here.
Idk why people assume Mexicans are aztecs or mayans.
We're quite mixed. I don't even know how native I am lmao
Literally EVERYONE is the descendant of some warrior. Like fucking obviously
This was 100% made by a Mexican, not an American.
Is it time to start calling these Ancestry places "Trolls" yet?
I'm seriously thinking they are in the business of pulling legs. I think they are mocking us.
Aztecs don’t look like that
The moment I saw he used an AI pic I knew he was not supposed to be taken seriously.
I love the “Viking blood stuff” because most of the people who lived in Scandinavia were not Viking’s. Viking isn’t a ethnicity or race it’s a job title lol would be like me as an English person saying I have “pirate blood”.
Not as big as double-fisting Big Macs
Viking descendand takes me out, like no. Viking is how you called the people not the ethnicity
*descent you fucking dipshit.
Always AI art too
"Aztec and Viking descent"... I.e. latino and white.
Genuinely one of the most embarrassing posts I've seen on this subreddit.
Being a Viking or relating yourself to them specifically, is nothing to be proud of
warrior physic
In The Land of High Fructose Corn Syrup, the warrior “physic” is pretty rare anyway. Ask the leaders of our Gestapo, who were sobbing into their brownshirts recently over their incel recruits’ absolute lack of physical fitness.
😅😅😅😅😅
I thought the vikings arrived to Canada not Mexico, but ok.
A primary diet of beer and meat and a tendency to have to carry trees and boats about the place...?
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Viking was also more of a thing one did back in the day - a job description of sorts.
thats not even a viking. that is joke
That's how you get nazis!
I’m 60% pilot and 40% cabin crew. They both flew both major fleets so should i get in touch with my Boeing or Airbus heritage.
I just know that this is a wimpy kid praying that he won’t turn out like we all know he will
As a 2 meter tall true danish man that went to an american high school, you know when you got the vikings gene
And everyone can tell.
My mate just got his results back, at least we know why he's allergic to piss poor beer he's 0.05% USA
If I viking would hear his shit talk
He would be slapped until he cried like a bitch
We in the Nordic take that as harsh insult
No steroids back then Im afraid.
Tell me you know shit about genetics without telling me you know shit about genetics.
Sheldon, an American himself, is rolling in his grave.
Viking descendant? Ffs.
Ot appears they are under the impression that genes comes in continental blocks. Like, it looks like they think EVERY person in France got the same stock of genes, every people on the Mediterranium got the same stock of genes ans so on. Like that wouldn't be sign of a dangerous level of inbreeding and it would show in the fenotype of a person. They surely know nothing about genetics for being the single most eugenetic-fixated country on earth
I'm sure the laws of physics applied to both Aztec and Vikings
how long until they start saying they have elvish or dwarf dna?
Translation: I have 0.017% Spanish DNA and watched 5 minutes of a Norwegian crime drama once..the subtitles irritated me, I'm also too stupid to use the correct last word, but love viking pastries with cawfeee..
How Lamarckian
Aztec and Viking? Better watch out for ICE
Why do Americas always have to claim they are decended from some warrior race.
Yet to hear the English Americans or Swiss Americans pipe up
So.. Swedish mexican?
What a moron
What have I missed? Why are Americans lately so obsessed about being vikings?
I have officially to declare I am of Dutch descendant!!!
Oh wait, I was born, raised and still living in "Dutch land"......
He should be less concerned with his physic and more with his spelling.
And they called him Ulf Quetzalson, drinker of chocolate mead, devourer of lingonberry jam tamales, hunter of the mythical axolotl-puffin!
Apparently Aztecs and Vikings hit the gym quite a lot for those kind of looks. Who knew?
Yup anything not to be American lol 🤣
Let's just ignore 99% of Scandinavians who were not Vikings then.
That has to be satire
They DEFINITELY looked like that LOL.
Im 88% welsh, you mean I’m not a magical Druid like Merlin or can wield Excalibur? I guess I’m just doomed to be an Appalachian American hillbilly.
Viking more like a Swedish farmer
So, post basketball, instead of cutting the heart out, they create a blood angel?
Somehow the thing I've found most annoying is they wrote "descendant" instead of "descent"